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Chapter 17 Is it Strange that Alien Beasts Can Speak Human Language?

The two chatted one sentence at a time, and only after Coulson swallowed the last piece of offal did they get to the point.

Coulson moistened his throat with coffee, adjusted his clothes, and looked serious. He is usually a very easy-going person, but when he enters the task state, he will become very serious.

"Tony Stark is missing, you know that?"

"Yes, I know." Although I don't know what Coulson meant by asking this question, but now the news is flying all over the sky, and the whole world probably knows it, so Arthur has nothing to hide.

"This matter has a great impact, and even for it, we have to temporarily put down other things, so we need your help."

"Huh? Do you want me to use witchcraft to figure out his whereabouts for him?" Arthur seemed to have suddenly realized, and at the same time, he was thinking about Coulson's purpose in coming to find him.

"Um... can this be calculated?" Coulson, who wanted to continue talking, was greatly moved by Arthur's words. Although it sounds unscientific, there are scientific ones in this pet shop. something?

Maybe this guy who knows witchcraft can really calculate something, after all, I have seen many Huaguo movies, and there is indeed something called fortune-telling in it.

"Yes, but you shouldn't come to me. Instead, you should fly to Huaguo and look for those blind men with fortune-telling signs under the bridge over there. Of course, it might be better to look for those witches in the countryside."

Coulson's expression froze for a moment, and then his expression kept changing. Finally, he took a deep breath and temporarily suppressed his blood pressure that was about to soar.

As an agent, how could he not know that he was being tricked by the bastard in front of him.

"This is a nasty joke, Arthur, and I beg you to stop your casual attitude."

"You shouldn't have any expectations for this thing. I am a wizard, not a charlatan who tells fortunes on the street. Foretelling the future and calculating people's fate are simply not accessible to us humans. I want this ability. The current United States has long been renamed the Kingdom of Arthur, and it is still used here to run a pet shop?" Arthur laughed disdainfully.

"Your behavior is no different from that of a charlatan." Coulson cursed secretly, and then said. "We really need your help. To be precise, we need the help of the strange beasts around you."

"I don't know if we can use their abilities to shorten the time for us to find Tony, or let them help Natasha. You also know that although she is very strong, facing mutants is still dangerous. "

Hearing this sentence, Arthur let go of his guard slightly. It turned out that SHIELD really wanted to ask him to do things for them, not for other reasons.
"Well, then I can really help, but why should I help you?" Arthur yawned. Last night's party consumed too much energy for him, and he only slept for less than three hours, so Now he is a little tired.

"You can make a request, as long as it is not too much, I will apply to the higher authorities and try my best to satisfy you." Coulson spread his hands and said indifferently.

"That's it, then I won't be polite." Arthur's eyes lit up, and he said slowly.

"First, if you want me to help, you have to pay, and you have to pay for all the food expenses during this period."

"Second, I need some materials, and you have to get them for me." Arthur stretched out two fingers and said slowly.

In fact, if you think about it, it doesn’t matter if you help S.H.I.E.L.D., not only can you get extra income, but also some weird materials pass through their hands or are easier to collect.

"I can promise you the first condition right now. After the mission is over, I will apply for a one-time bonus of [-] US dollars for you, and we will cover all the food expenses."

"As for the second condition you mentioned. We can only decide after looking at the list." Coulson replied quickly. SHIELD is rich and powerful, and they just want some money. That's not a problem, and he can apply for him.

But you still have to be cautious about the materials. You have to make sure that you can find what Arthur wants, and there are some prohibited items. Otherwise, if he wants the stars in the sky, you will pick them for him too?

"Don't worry, I won't embarrass you too much. All I want are some medicinal materials or special ores." Arthur was very satisfied with his attitude. Before Coulson could react, he heard Arthur shout towards the door.

"Close up the stall, come and gather, ready to work!"

……

So you showed up at my office with a silly dog ​​and a cow?Nick Fury looked at the one person and two animals in front of him with a strange expression and said.

God, Nick Fury really didn't expect that.I tried to tell you to go to that wizard for help, but you actually came to me with two animals. Even if they are very powerful, the Lord must come and tell me how to use them!
"Sir, Arthur is sleeping in my car now. According to him, he can't help in this matter. The main support is the two of them, so there is no need for him to meet you." Cole Sen said with a wry smile.

These are Arthur's original words. He himself is traveling in the Middle East, and the dogs and cows are the ones who work. If your chief insists on meeting, then you can take them there.

"I really believe now that the wizard must have the ability to brainwash you. You have been deranged by him. Will these two animals also transform?" Nick Fury rubbed the center of his brows helplessly, and squatted down to the pit bull in front of him. In front of the dog, he teased.

"Hey, silly dog, change your body and show me!"

"Slave Kunlun, if you dare to treat me like this, believe it or not, your head will be stuffed into your ass in the next second!" The bulldog who was lying on the ground slowly raised his head, showing a trace of humanity on his face Out of disdain, such a sentence came suddenly.

"It can talk!" This sudden sentence made Nick Fury jump up directly, and said in shock.

"To be honest, I was also taken aback just now." Coulson smiled wryly. After all, in the pet shop, the scene where the four pets transformed at the same time and started talking made him a little weak now.

"Of course I can speak human language, what's so strange about that?"

Tengu had already stood up completely, looked around, and said disdainfully.

What's so strange about this?Do you know that you are challenging the theory of biological evolution!
"Colson, explain what's going on!" Nick Fury said loudly while looking at Coulson.

"Oh, don't you understand English? Do you need someone to explain to you?" Tengu slowly jumped onto Fei's back and said lazily. "Maybe I should communicate with you in Portuguese. If you still don't understand, I can communicate with you in the language of the Tang Dynasty in Huaguo, which will make you appear more cordial."

"Yes, after all, in the Tang Dynasty Kunlun slaves and pigsty had more resonance!" Fei added in a timely manner.

"I'll kill you believe it or not!" Nick Fury gritted his teeth and said angrily, the mouths of these two pets really splashed!
"Tch, just you, I don't even think meat is rough if you serve me as a meal," Tengu said proudly, ignoring Nick Fury who was running away with strength.

Not to mention how embarrassing Coulson was, as expected, any pet can follow any owner, and his boss was so irritated by a dog, and this dog was brought by himself...

"Okay... This Mr. Dog, and this Mr. Niu, can you go out first? I need to talk to my subordinates." Nick Fury took a deep breath and tried to calm himself Said.

"Just say what you say. I'm not interested in what you're doing. Maybe if you give me a few scalps, I can give you a merciful suggestion. This thing is also cheap, only two hundred dollars a piece." Tiangou Obviously unwilling to move, he said calmly.

Nick Fury's blood pressure rose immediately, and he touched the pistol at his waist uncontrollably with both hands.

And when it was time to see a big battle was about to happen, Coulson tried his best to turn the tide and said hastily.

"Just go out for a while. I'll ask the people below to take you to the cafeteria. I think you will be interested in the freshly cooked steaks."

Tengu, who was still lazy before, instantly became energetic when he heard these words.

"Really, I want more sauce, and if you want me to go out, you have to prepare some good fodder for my brother. I am preparing 10 female cats and 10 cows."

Coulson was a little puzzled when he heard this, obviously not understanding what Tengu meant. "Are you preparing for a ceremony?"

"No, we have to eat and drink them after we're full! Of course, you need to prepare two small nests made of Mexican cotton, and we will work harder!" Tengu said excitedly.

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(End of this chapter)