Marvel: I am Fireproof Girl

Chapter 258 Poor Thor
The fire-proof girl yelled for Thor, and a big mess broke out.

The reason is simple, Brother Hammer is too drunk.

After getting married, although Brother Hammer lost his mother, he gained a wife.As we all know, the wife is definitely tens of thousands of times more cruel than the mother in controlling you. After all, the mother really loves you, and the wife often uses you as a tool.

Although Sif really loves Brother Hammer, she doesn't spoil him like Freya. She decided to make Brother Hammer into an ideal man, an ideal king.The first thing to bear the brunt is the prohibition of alcohol. After all, being drunk all day does not look like a good man or a good king, so Brother Hammer is a tragedy.

Asgardians can kill their parents, but they must not be without wine, so Brother Hammer was furious, picked up the Meow Hammer, and prepared to have a friendly argument with Sif.On Earth, beating a wife is absolutely wrong, but in Asgard, martial arts are respected, and convincing others with reason is also a long-standing tradition between husband and wife, which is absolutely politically correct, so no one stops him. On the contrary, he cheered Thor again and again, asking him to give Sif a little bit of a look, and regain the dignity of a man.

PS. It was none other than the three grandsons of the Three Warriors of Asgard who cheered. Sif really made friends carelessly!

In short, Brother Hammer went there with great vigor, and after 5 minutes, he came back limply like a defeated rooster.

Brother Hammer lost?
Of course not.

Although Brother Hammer is simple, his combat power is also top-notch in Asgard. Sif is a goddess of agriculture, and she works as a clerical worker. It is just a hobby to tear the enemy by hand, and he is definitely not the opponent of Brother Hammer.

Then why did Brother Hammer fail?
Because Sif didn't fight him at all, she just cried, and said sorry for Freya's trust while crying, and took all the faults of Brother Hammer on herself, as if Brother Hammer had degenerated into a scumbag Worse bastard, and it was all her fault.

Let me ask, can Brother Hammer still beat his wife who has passed away?

So Sif only cried for four and a half minutes to finish Brother Hammer, and the reason why Brother Hammer took 5 minutes to come out was because there was still 30 seconds to go from the bedroom to the outside. There is no way, this book is so rigorous.

In a word, Brother Hammer is almost spoiled by Sif. Prohibition of alcohol is only one of hundreds of regulations, including bathing every day, washing feet before going to bed and many other regulations. Anyway, Brother Hammer doesn't understand that these are related to What does it matter to be a king.

Sif said that it doesn't matter if you don't understand, strengthen your comprehension during implementation, and one day you will understand.

In this way, since Thor 2, Brother Hammer has been living in the heat of the water.

Of course, drinking Asgard is politically correct, so Sif doesn’t want Brother Hammer to quit drinking completely, but prohibits him from drinking too much. If there is a legitimate reason, then drinking a little alcohol is fine.

As for this justifiable reason, it includes envoys to other countries.

After all, politics is a more advanced human relationship, and eating and drinking are inevitable.If you don’t drink wine when others toast you, what do you want to do? Do you follow Jingke’s example and assassinate the King of Qin?
So with this legitimate reason, Brother Hammer completely let go without any suspense.It is said that people are easy to get drunk when they are depressed, but in fact, people are more likely to get drunk when they are happy.Regardless of whether he is really drunk or fake drunk, anyway, the earth's "low-alcohol sweet water" poured the famous Thor into the sky, hugging the rubber tree potted plant in the corner of the banquet hall, snot and tears. Became brothers of the opposite sex with someone who chopped chicken heads and burned yellow paper.

Brother Hammer was so drunk, Sif felt a little unhappy, but didn't care too much.After all, when the Four Warriors of Asgard Palace and Brother Hammer drank together, the jokes they made were much more serious than this. There were all fruits in the group, and sworn worship with a potted plant was just a basic operation, and it didn't hurt muscles at all.

Although Sif's hobby is to go into battle and tear enemies apart, she is essentially a goddess of the earth and agriculture. She is a civil servant, and her points are all about intelligence, which is why she fights so much.However, the external brain circuits that she personally selected for Brother Hammer as Odin and his wife are basically qualified. Facing the earth officials who came to flatter, Sif handled each one with ease, neither showing domineering, but also expressing The advancement and superiority of Asgard can be said to be perfect.

But just as soon as he was distracted, Brother Hammer was called away by the messenger sent by the fire prevention girl.Asgardians have always had two traditions, one is to drink before fighting, and the other is to fight after drinking, so as soon as Hammer is out of sight, Sif knows that he will suffer.She wasn't afraid that someone would take advantage of Brother Hammer to bully Brother Hammer while he was drunk, but she was absolutely afraid that Brother Hammer would sexually beat a passerby to death when he was drunk.

After all, there are also those superheroes here who can withstand Brother Hammer's three punches and two kicks. One of the other earthlings counts as one, and Brother Hammer can make their brains fly out at a speed of five meters per second.

So Sif asked about Brother Hammer's whereabouts and rushed over, but it was still a step late.

Brother Hammer held the Meow Meow Hammer and shouted to the black panther hanging on the window: "Zhenjin is rubbish, real warriors don't bother to hide in armor!"

Brother Hammer is stupid, Black Panther is dumbfounded, this Prince of Wakanda didn't realize that Brother Hammer was talking drunk at all, anyone who dares to insult Zhenjin is a villain, for the sake of Wakanda's political correctness, he must go back!

So the black panther shouted: "Zhenjin is not rubbish, and people who don't know how to protect themselves are not warriors at all, but reckless!"

The word "reckless" deeply irritated Brother Hammer. Since he was young, countless people had called him "reckless".The father scolded, the younger brother scolded, only the deceased mother did not scold.But in this way, Brother Hammer blamed himself even more, because this person who had never scolded him as a reckless man was killed by his recklessness!
"You shouldn't have said that word, you shouldn't!" Brother Hammer was angry, Jiu Zhuang's cowardly words can be applied to Wu Song and Jackie Chan, and it can also be applied to Asgardians. With one blow of Meow Hammer, huge lightning fell from the sky, and the violent electric current penetrated the walls and buildings in an instant, and flew towards the innocent people who knew nothing about it.

Although Ancient One's idea is not to protect human beings, he will not be indifferent to watching human beings die tragically. Facing the full blow of Prince Asgard, Ancient One has no time to read the article in a hurry, so he can only throw an instant shot The mirror space pulls all the surrounding people in for refuge.

However, due to energy interference, the direction of Brother Hammer's frontal attack was not pulled in. That is to say, the Black Panther, Captain America, Gwen and Jessica hanging on the window counted as one, and they all became Brother Hammer's chopping board. of meat.

The fire prevention girl was also dizzy: "Master, why did you drag me in!"

Gu Yi is also helpless, instant spells are like cheap goods, bear with it.

If she can bear it, the Fireproof Girl will definitely bear it, but Gwen and Jessica are important roles in her future plans. Isn't it too funny to die by her own hands?

Just when Fireproof Girl was about to use the Cosmic Rubik's Cube to forcibly break the shackles of space, Sif came.

Knowing that his daughter-in-law is fighting the five scumbags, in order to avoid the plot of a certain Goddess of War, Odin directly gave Sif a magical costume. Among them, there are countless attacks, defenses and escapes. Naturally, there are also a few artifacts that anchor the space. Let Sif not be pulled closer to Gu Yi's mirror space.

His own man wants to attack a few people hanging on the window, regardless of the reason, it is definitely wrong to attack someone who is unable to fight back.Not to mention that this is against the honor of a soldier in Asgard, even on Earth, this is called excessive self-defense and will be punished. As a good wife, Sif is willing to do so?

So Sif stepped forward without hesitation, and with a wave of her hand, a round shield and a long sword appeared in her hands.

Gu Yi was slightly surprised and said: "Is there anyone in Asgard who uses shields?"

Aren't those savages?

I didn't say the second half of the sentence, but the meaning is the same, and everyone's heart is very open.

But the shield is a defensive tool after all, and the appearance at this time somewhat gave everyone a little confidence, and they were counting on Sif to turn the tide and save the four trapped people.

However, Sif faced the Meow Hammer, which was radiating thunder and lightning, instead of raising her shield, she greeted it with her long sword.

Everyone was shocked, the opposite is the famous Thor's Hammer, and the long sword in your hand doesn't even have a name in the mythology of the earth, can you stop it?

Blocking is definitely unstoppable, after all, the Meow Meow Hammer is made of the core of the death star and Urujin, and it is a proper orange equipment, while Sif's long sword is at best a purple outfit, so she uses her head to block it!

Then why did Sif raise her sword to meet her, is she stupid?
As Brother Hammer's external brain circuit, Sif is of course not stupid. The reason why she raised her sword to meet him was because she knew that she didn't have to block it!

At the moment when the long sword came into contact with the Meow Meow Hammer, a white light flashed suddenly, and the current that was going straight forward suddenly turned to the air. Brother Hammer was also carried into the air by the Meow Meow Hammer with a bang, and then there was another snap, four legs He fell to the ground upside down.

Gu Yi was slightly surprised: "There is a space channel on the constant sword, which diverts the direction of Thor's attack. But this constant technique is an extremely superb skill, why does it appear on an unknown long sword? "

The Fireproof Girl shrugged and explained, "Because this sword was given to Sif by Odin."

Gu Yi was speechless. As the king of gods, it would be no problem for Odin to give his daughter-in-law a long sword with a constant space channel.The people present were all human beings, and they read the connotation from the questions and answers of Fireproof Girl and Gu Yi. While shocked by Odin's wealth and wealth, he also looked forward to the fighting competition even more.

At the same time, Brother Hammer also recovered from the dizziness, and said while climbing up: "Don't underestimate me, I can still fight..."

"boom!"

Before she could finish her sentence, Sif slapped her husband's right cheek with a shield. The strength and the sound made the married men cry, and the unmarried boys were silent, especially the US team. The first time I say "I can still play all day", I will think of this scene, a proper psychological shadow.

The fire-proof woman held her chin in the mirror space, suddenly realized and said: "It turns out that the pattern on Thor's face is the mark of a shield."

Natasha asked curiously, "What did you think it was before?"

"Asgard's new war pattern."

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I also drank too much yesterday, but unfortunately no woman woke me up with a shield.

(End of this chapter)