Marvel: I am Fireproof Girl
Chapter 290 Different Fathers, Same Son
Chapter 290 Different Fathers, Same Son
Three 10 minutes ago.
Gamora fiddled with the shuttle for a while, then slapped the joystick fiercely, and said angrily: "Damn, those rubbish Xandars locked the route!"
"Normal." Xingjue put away the SONY walkman given by his mother, and said while listening to the song with his legs crossed: "I advise you not to bother, Xandar people are all brains, and even their system is also dull. Now The journey is long, and there are only you and me on this boat. Why do you have to compete with a cold system? I have a warm chest and broad shoulders. Why don't we listen to songs, talk about love, and talk about our physiology together? Let’s discuss the great process of the birth of life together, I promise, my rich postures will definitely let you harvest the essence!”
Gamora let out a long sigh when he heard the words, then took off the jacket of the prison uniform and walked towards Star-Lord.
Xingjue immediately lifted his spirits, turned off the Walkman and said with a mean smile: "Actually, you don't have to take it off yourself, I can help you! What are you going to take off next, this ugly vest, or these ugly pants?"
"Sorry, neither!" Gamora's answer was an iron fist. She slammed Xingjue's stomach fiercely, making the guy scream and kneel on the ground in the posture of a boiled prawn. .
"Have a personality." Enduring the pain, Xingjue said with a good face: "I like reserved women, and I like you more and more."
Gamora rolled her eyes, shook her neck and squeezed her fist: "It seems that I shouldn't hit your stomach, I should hit your head directly!"
Xingjue was startled, knelt on the ground and retreated repeatedly: "Don't come over, if you come here again, I will fight back!"
Gamora said with a smile: "You are right about one thing, I shouldn't compete with a cold system, because there is a weak man on this broken ship, I can use him to pass the boring time, do you think so?"
Xingjue shook his head: "Weak men? No, there are no weak men on this wrecked ship. There is only a perfect man who combines wisdom and strength. Can't you see it?"
Gamora shrugged: "Totally invisible!"
Xingjue said regretfully: "If you don't want your eyes, you can donate them to those who need them!"
The corner of Gamora's mouth twitched, and she walked forward: "Very good, there is another one in the hands!"
Xingjue put on a defensive posture in a funny way: "Hey, if you come here again, I will really fight back!"
Gamora said indifferently: "Very good, let me have fun!"
This woman is crazy!
Xingjue cursed secretly in his heart, thinking how to be more handsome on his knees and begging for mercy, suddenly a blue light appeared on his body without warning.
This startled Gamora.
She has followed Thanos for many years, and has seen many masters of many races. Her vision is not low, but she has never seen a person who is radiant.She could see that this blue light was a manifestation of some powerful energy radiating outward, but the man in front of her didn't look like a person worthy of such powerful energy!
After all, her godfather, Thanos, is so strong, she can't just let it shine!
Could it be that this kid is really some kind of hidden master? Could it be that he really misjudged him?
Gamora couldn't help being extremely careful, and said on guard: "What are you doing? This is on a shuttle. The release of such a powerful energy will result in the destruction of the machine. Think it over!"
As a result, Xingjue said with a mournful face, "It's not me!"
Gamora: "Huh?"
"I said it wasn't me!" Xingjue was anxious and afraid, and said with white sweat on his forehead: "I didn't put this blue light, and I don't know what happened? I haven't been picking up unknown people on the ground recently." I'm probably sick, very serious. I think I need to rest, and a soft pillow would be nice. Hey, the two pillows on your chest are very nice, you must You won’t refuse a seriously ill person! You don’t have to move, I’ll do it myself, I’m a gentleman after all!”
Gentleman, bastard, I think you are an old pervert!
Gamora kicked Xingjue who was leaning against his chest with a ghostly kick, and knelt down on the spot, but the blue light on his body not only did not fade, but became more and more dazzling.
Pretend, put this on for me to pretend!
Gamora looked contemptuous.
Now she firmly believes that this man is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
That's right, how could a man who was able to get the long-lost cosmic spirit ball all the way through all the thorns and thorns be a simple old pervert?Didn't he already swear to stop being naive?
Gamora blamed herself deeply for her slackness. In fact, if you think about it carefully, you can understand that a person who is full of anger and whose life or death is unknown, but who is normal, is either crying and screaming, or How could it be possible to remain daring at this critical juncture after working so hard to survive.
If he does, the only explanation is that he's not normal!
Gamora's eyes became sharper, she felt that she had seen everything about this man named Xingjue!
It's a pity that this is completely Xia Ji's eight thoughts.
Xingjue really didn't release this blue light, and he is really scared to death now, he almost urinates two drops to prove his innocence.
But being scared to piss is scared to pee, and the desire to improve is the desire to improve. The two are not a system at all. They do not interfere with each other and do not conflict with each other. Even the laws of the Nova Empire do not stipulate that people who are scared to pee cannot have a desire to improve at the same time. !
Perhaps this is a very strange thing in the world view of normal people. After all, he is going to die, so how can he still have time to think about those miscellaneous things.
But this is the education Star-Lord receives, the education of space pirates.
The alien who took him away from the earth was called Yondu, and he was a member of the famous predator group in the universe.The so-called predators are just a self-glorifying title. In fact, this is an illegal armed group assembled by a group of veterans, villains, hooligans, and criminals.
What they usually do is smuggling and looting. Shooting one by one is definitely considered an excessive sentence, but shooting one after another will definitely slip through the net.To put it simply, there is not a single good person in this group of people, all of them are bad with sores on their heads and pus on their feet. Their only role in existence is to lower the moral level of the entire universe!
But such a group of people also have their own rules.
One of the most important ones is that they do not harm children.
They can kill men and women for plunder, and soldiers and civilians for smuggling, but they never harm children.In the words of the leader of the predator group, because they are hunters, and good hunters will never kill cubs, because killing cubs is tantamount to killing their own future.
Regardless of whether it is true or false, whether it is false or noble or true morality, in any case, not harming children is the insurmountable iron law of the predatory group, and it is the red line that will kill you if you touch it.
Yondu is a leader of the Predator Group, and he always abides by this rule, so after he learned that Yi Ge would kill his own children, he did not send Star-Lord to Yi Ge, but sent him He was detained and used as a cow and a horse on the ship for the purpose of protecting Xingjue.
I beat you, beat you and tortured you, but I did it for your own good!
Although Yongdu has never watched Yitian Tulongji, his approach is the same as that of Yang Xiao.
In order to prevent Zhang Wuji from being frozen by the cold air of the cold palm, Yang Xiao locked Zhang Wuji in the dungeon and beat him up every once in a while.
Yondu also knew that Xingjue was an imbecile from a backward planet, and he had to endure hardships if he wanted to survive in the universe, so he beat up this guy every two or four or six.
This fight lasted for more than 30 years, turning Xingjue from a kid who only knew how to watch cartoons to a person who can use thieves tools independently to download learning materials on the universe website, and actively learn from technical women from various planets Content for healthy youth.
In addition to the main skills that are related to the essence of life, Yondu also taught Xingjue a series of miscellaneous things such as: spaceship driving, star map recognition, weapon use, bargaining, door picking, and foot oiling. Skill.
To be honest, Star-Lord is not a bright kid, and Yondu is not a good teacher, but he has things that good teachers don't, like... a fist that is the size of a casserole.
If you can't learn it, just fight!
Learned, also played!
Anyway, I'm better than you, so I can hit you whenever I want, don't you agree?Come fuck me!
Star-Lord has indeed fought against Yongdu, but without exception, they all failed.
The physique of the people on earth is really bad, even tigers and lions can't do it, so how can they be the opponent of the alien uncle?
Although Yondu's race is not known for its toughness, it is still stronger than the people on Earth, so for a long time, he can beat Xingjue up and screaming.
"Boy, do you want to be free?" Yondu often rants to Star-Lord after victory: "When you can defeat me, you will be free!"
So Xingjue was very eager to defeat Yongdu for a time. He knew that he could not defeat Yongdu in terms of strength, so he created a messy little fast spirit style of play.
Although chaotic, it is very practical, with the obscenity and shamelessness of space pirates.But the victory of justice can only appear in poetry and drama, and the victory in reality is often full of obscenity and shamelessness.
So gradually, Xingjue and Yongdu got closer and closer, and while he was knocked down, he gradually made Yongdu's nose bruised and swollen.Even for a period of time, he and Yondu would end in a "tie". The two men would sit back to back and gasp at each other, and occasionally discuss more philosophical issues while greeting each other's mother. .
After all, men will usher in the sage time after the passion, everyone knows.
Star-Lord once asked Yondu: "Hey, if you were going to be beheaded tomorrow morning, what would you do tonight?"
Yondu grinned and replied: "It goes without saying, of course I'm watching the finals of the Lava Duel! I'm particularly optimistic about the Fire Demon from Kotnaro, that guy is smart and ruthless, very much like me when I was young, I bet heavily on him, if he loses, I will lead the fleet to kill him, pick off his balls and stuff them into his nostrils!"
Xingjue was dumbfounded: "Why are you watching the game? Shouldn't you find a way to escape?"
Yondu replied, "Because today is Thursday."
"Thursday?" Xingjue looked confused.
"Don't you know? Thursday is the live broadcast day of the lava duel. Real men should watch the live broadcast, and only girls should watch the recorded broadcast!" Yondu said proudly.
I have no idea where your pride comes from!
Xingjue asked frantically: "What about life? What about life? Don't you always say that there is only one life, so you can escape if you can?"
"Yeah, there is only one life." Yondu suddenly laughed: "But there is only one live broadcast. In the only one life and only one live broadcast, I choose to live broadcast, because the lava duel is so fucking good. !"
Xingjue couldn't laugh or cry, he thought he had fully understood this man, but now he found that he didn't know enough.
"What about you?" It was Yondu's turn to ask, "If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do tonight?"
"That's not nonsense!" Xingjue rolled his eyes and said angrily, "Of course we captured Sovereign's most beautiful woman in the universe, and then fought till dawn!"
"Clam clack...!"
Yondu laughed and stood up, causing Xingjue, who was caught off guard, to lie on the ground with a bang.
Just stopped Yongdu and said: "Not bad, not bad, as expected of mine..."
Xingjue lay on the ground with the character "太", and asked, "What's yours?"
The corner of Yondu's mouth curved slightly: "You are indeed my...soldier. But you still have a lot to learn, and you are still far from being a qualified predator!"
Xingjue snorted, and said with disgust on his face: "I don't want to be a predator, I want to be a hero, I want to form a guard team to protect the whole universe, so that I can sleep with any woman I want! "
"He, tui!"
Yondu spit out old phlegm on the ground, only less than five centimeters away from Xingjue's little face, and Yondu also said with disgust on his face: "Being a shit hero, heroes die early, just you I'm afraid that your small body will be cold in a few days, you'd better do a good job in the promising profession of predator!"
"I don't!" Xingjue jumped up and shouted loudly: "I just want to be a hero!"
Yondu slapped it with a big mouth: "You have no choice, if you want to be free, beat me!"
Xingjue wiped off the blood from the corner of his mouth, screamed and rushed towards Yongdu.
The two men wrestled together again.
This is the daily life of Xingjue before the age of 30.
Yondu's words and deeds are subtly affecting him. In other words, although Xingjue does not admit that he is a predator, he actually already possesses the spirit that a predator should have.
Predators are a group of desperadoes with their heads pinned to their waistbands. They are slaves to desire and are willing to be driven by desire. Even between life and desire, they will choose desire without hesitation.
Just like a moth to a flame, although life is short, it can ignite the light that every witness will remember in their hearts!
And this is the romance of predators!
The reason why Yondu said that Xingjue is not a qualified predator is because Xingjue has already understood the romantic characters.
That's why he asked Gamora for a shot while he was almost scared to pee, because in his world view, before life and desires, of course desires must be satisfied first!
Whether he admits it or not, Yondu raised Star-Lord.But Xingjue has never fought against Yongdu since he was 30 years old. Some people think that he was defeated, and some people think that he has bad water in his stomach, but Yongdu knows that it is because he is old. .
Yondu has spent most of his life in the universe, put it on human beings, he is at least [-] years old now, and belongs to the retired uncle.Like Odin, his physical function has also declined significantly with age. Frankly speaking, he can no longer beat Xingjue. After all, Xingjue's dirty is in the same line as him, and Xingjue is younger than him, and youth is his capital.
But Star-Lord is no longer fighting Yongdu, not because he is afraid of losing, but because he is afraid of winning.He longs for freedom, but is afraid of freedom, or in other words, there is no place for him in this universe other than predators.
Everyone needs a sense of belonging, and Star-Lord is no exception.
Yondu knows that Xingjue knows his aging, Xingjue also knows that Yondu knows that he knows Yondu's aging, but neither of them say anything, they both pretend not to know, Xingjue thinks that this way he can keep messing around, but Yondu But disagree.
He is a predator who knows the cruelty of the universe, if he is immature, he will definitely not be able to survive.
So just like a lion would push a cub off a cliff, Yondu will push Star-Lord to his death.
Do you want to be a good baby by Lao Tzu's side all the time, do you want to be blessed by Lao Tzu's side all the time?
Daydreaming!
The credo of predators is to pursue desire, if there is no desire, then I will create one for you!
So Yondu used the connections he had accumulated throughout his life to finally get the whereabouts of the Cosmic Spirit Ball. He didn't know that there was a power gem in the Cosmic Spirit Ball, he only knew that it was very valuable.
And money is the root of all desires!
He gave this task to Xingjue, so Xingjue could get the cosmic spirit ball "without any effort", because Yondu had helped him blow the ashes away in advance.
Next, Xingjue was captured by desire as expected and betrayed Yondu, but Yondu was angry on the surface, but actually felt very relieved in his heart.
That's right, giving birth to desires, pursuing desires, and satisfying desires is what a predator should look like. Boy, let's go to the hall, if you don't die, you are a qualified predator!
Yondu may not be a good guy, but he's a good dad.
Knowledge, experience, understanding of life, understanding of the world, he taught Xingjue everything he knew without reservation, and he didn't ask for anything in return. If this is not a good father, then what is?
The short memory ends and time returns to reality.
The blue light on Xingjue's body became brighter and brighter, and then a series of sparks burst out from the console of the shuttle, and a wormhole suddenly opened in front of the spaceship. Get ready to be pulled into a hyperspace jump.
In the next second, the shuttle appeared on the periphery of Igor, and the blue light on Star-Lord's body became stronger and stronger. It seemed to have some kind of connection with Igor, controlled the spaceship, and pierced under Odin's cloth like a hot knife cutting butter. The light cocoon broke through the atmosphere, and rushed into the depths of the earth along the tunnel made by the fire-proof woman.
The Fireproof Girl is right, Odin is a god, and the one who can break through the barrier he set up can only be a god.
And Star Lord is God.
In other words, he has the blood of God in his body.
With the continuous release of Yi Ge's power, this bloodline was also drawn, so he led Xing Jue across space to Yi Ge's star.
In fact, before his arrival, Yi Ge didn't deliberately attract him, and he didn't even know that there would be such a power resonance between himself and his offspring. After all, he didn't have any children before, and he didn't have the same kind.
But after Star-Lord's arrival, Egg understood everything. He finally got a child who could inherit his power, and his long-awaited great cause finally had the possibility of being realized!
This discovery made him very excited, and he immediately sent a clone to the place where the shuttle fell, preparing for a touching father-son recognition.
Star-Lord has the planetary energy protection inherited from Ego, and he was unscathed in the crash. He just dragged Gamora out of the shuttle with only half-life left, and when he turned around, he saw a three-meter-high The huge worm that was constantly exuding ticking mucus stood in front of him with its fangs and claws, and it opened its mouth with a scream that made people pee: "Baby, I am your father!"
Who the hell is the son of a worm!Do you think I learned biology from Uncle Qin, the janitor?Even if Yondu says it's my father, it's more credible than you say it's my father!
"Hehe!" Xingjue laughed, and took out a magnetic storm grenade, the No.1 best-selling product in the weapon black market this year, from his butt pocket, and threw it into the big bug's mouth with a bang.
"You are my father, and I am your grandfather! Go to hell, monster!"
With a bang, Egg clone, pawn!
If father and son recognize each other, there is no such thing as father's kindness and son's filial piety.
(End of this chapter)
Three 10 minutes ago.
Gamora fiddled with the shuttle for a while, then slapped the joystick fiercely, and said angrily: "Damn, those rubbish Xandars locked the route!"
"Normal." Xingjue put away the SONY walkman given by his mother, and said while listening to the song with his legs crossed: "I advise you not to bother, Xandar people are all brains, and even their system is also dull. Now The journey is long, and there are only you and me on this boat. Why do you have to compete with a cold system? I have a warm chest and broad shoulders. Why don't we listen to songs, talk about love, and talk about our physiology together? Let’s discuss the great process of the birth of life together, I promise, my rich postures will definitely let you harvest the essence!”
Gamora let out a long sigh when he heard the words, then took off the jacket of the prison uniform and walked towards Star-Lord.
Xingjue immediately lifted his spirits, turned off the Walkman and said with a mean smile: "Actually, you don't have to take it off yourself, I can help you! What are you going to take off next, this ugly vest, or these ugly pants?"
"Sorry, neither!" Gamora's answer was an iron fist. She slammed Xingjue's stomach fiercely, making the guy scream and kneel on the ground in the posture of a boiled prawn. .
"Have a personality." Enduring the pain, Xingjue said with a good face: "I like reserved women, and I like you more and more."
Gamora rolled her eyes, shook her neck and squeezed her fist: "It seems that I shouldn't hit your stomach, I should hit your head directly!"
Xingjue was startled, knelt on the ground and retreated repeatedly: "Don't come over, if you come here again, I will fight back!"
Gamora said with a smile: "You are right about one thing, I shouldn't compete with a cold system, because there is a weak man on this broken ship, I can use him to pass the boring time, do you think so?"
Xingjue shook his head: "Weak men? No, there are no weak men on this wrecked ship. There is only a perfect man who combines wisdom and strength. Can't you see it?"
Gamora shrugged: "Totally invisible!"
Xingjue said regretfully: "If you don't want your eyes, you can donate them to those who need them!"
The corner of Gamora's mouth twitched, and she walked forward: "Very good, there is another one in the hands!"
Xingjue put on a defensive posture in a funny way: "Hey, if you come here again, I will really fight back!"
Gamora said indifferently: "Very good, let me have fun!"
This woman is crazy!
Xingjue cursed secretly in his heart, thinking how to be more handsome on his knees and begging for mercy, suddenly a blue light appeared on his body without warning.
This startled Gamora.
She has followed Thanos for many years, and has seen many masters of many races. Her vision is not low, but she has never seen a person who is radiant.She could see that this blue light was a manifestation of some powerful energy radiating outward, but the man in front of her didn't look like a person worthy of such powerful energy!
After all, her godfather, Thanos, is so strong, she can't just let it shine!
Could it be that this kid is really some kind of hidden master? Could it be that he really misjudged him?
Gamora couldn't help being extremely careful, and said on guard: "What are you doing? This is on a shuttle. The release of such a powerful energy will result in the destruction of the machine. Think it over!"
As a result, Xingjue said with a mournful face, "It's not me!"
Gamora: "Huh?"
"I said it wasn't me!" Xingjue was anxious and afraid, and said with white sweat on his forehead: "I didn't put this blue light, and I don't know what happened? I haven't been picking up unknown people on the ground recently." I'm probably sick, very serious. I think I need to rest, and a soft pillow would be nice. Hey, the two pillows on your chest are very nice, you must You won’t refuse a seriously ill person! You don’t have to move, I’ll do it myself, I’m a gentleman after all!”
Gentleman, bastard, I think you are an old pervert!
Gamora kicked Xingjue who was leaning against his chest with a ghostly kick, and knelt down on the spot, but the blue light on his body not only did not fade, but became more and more dazzling.
Pretend, put this on for me to pretend!
Gamora looked contemptuous.
Now she firmly believes that this man is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
That's right, how could a man who was able to get the long-lost cosmic spirit ball all the way through all the thorns and thorns be a simple old pervert?Didn't he already swear to stop being naive?
Gamora blamed herself deeply for her slackness. In fact, if you think about it carefully, you can understand that a person who is full of anger and whose life or death is unknown, but who is normal, is either crying and screaming, or How could it be possible to remain daring at this critical juncture after working so hard to survive.
If he does, the only explanation is that he's not normal!
Gamora's eyes became sharper, she felt that she had seen everything about this man named Xingjue!
It's a pity that this is completely Xia Ji's eight thoughts.
Xingjue really didn't release this blue light, and he is really scared to death now, he almost urinates two drops to prove his innocence.
But being scared to piss is scared to pee, and the desire to improve is the desire to improve. The two are not a system at all. They do not interfere with each other and do not conflict with each other. Even the laws of the Nova Empire do not stipulate that people who are scared to pee cannot have a desire to improve at the same time. !
Perhaps this is a very strange thing in the world view of normal people. After all, he is going to die, so how can he still have time to think about those miscellaneous things.
But this is the education Star-Lord receives, the education of space pirates.
The alien who took him away from the earth was called Yondu, and he was a member of the famous predator group in the universe.The so-called predators are just a self-glorifying title. In fact, this is an illegal armed group assembled by a group of veterans, villains, hooligans, and criminals.
What they usually do is smuggling and looting. Shooting one by one is definitely considered an excessive sentence, but shooting one after another will definitely slip through the net.To put it simply, there is not a single good person in this group of people, all of them are bad with sores on their heads and pus on their feet. Their only role in existence is to lower the moral level of the entire universe!
But such a group of people also have their own rules.
One of the most important ones is that they do not harm children.
They can kill men and women for plunder, and soldiers and civilians for smuggling, but they never harm children.In the words of the leader of the predator group, because they are hunters, and good hunters will never kill cubs, because killing cubs is tantamount to killing their own future.
Regardless of whether it is true or false, whether it is false or noble or true morality, in any case, not harming children is the insurmountable iron law of the predatory group, and it is the red line that will kill you if you touch it.
Yondu is a leader of the Predator Group, and he always abides by this rule, so after he learned that Yi Ge would kill his own children, he did not send Star-Lord to Yi Ge, but sent him He was detained and used as a cow and a horse on the ship for the purpose of protecting Xingjue.
I beat you, beat you and tortured you, but I did it for your own good!
Although Yongdu has never watched Yitian Tulongji, his approach is the same as that of Yang Xiao.
In order to prevent Zhang Wuji from being frozen by the cold air of the cold palm, Yang Xiao locked Zhang Wuji in the dungeon and beat him up every once in a while.
Yondu also knew that Xingjue was an imbecile from a backward planet, and he had to endure hardships if he wanted to survive in the universe, so he beat up this guy every two or four or six.
This fight lasted for more than 30 years, turning Xingjue from a kid who only knew how to watch cartoons to a person who can use thieves tools independently to download learning materials on the universe website, and actively learn from technical women from various planets Content for healthy youth.
In addition to the main skills that are related to the essence of life, Yondu also taught Xingjue a series of miscellaneous things such as: spaceship driving, star map recognition, weapon use, bargaining, door picking, and foot oiling. Skill.
To be honest, Star-Lord is not a bright kid, and Yondu is not a good teacher, but he has things that good teachers don't, like... a fist that is the size of a casserole.
If you can't learn it, just fight!
Learned, also played!
Anyway, I'm better than you, so I can hit you whenever I want, don't you agree?Come fuck me!
Star-Lord has indeed fought against Yongdu, but without exception, they all failed.
The physique of the people on earth is really bad, even tigers and lions can't do it, so how can they be the opponent of the alien uncle?
Although Yondu's race is not known for its toughness, it is still stronger than the people on Earth, so for a long time, he can beat Xingjue up and screaming.
"Boy, do you want to be free?" Yondu often rants to Star-Lord after victory: "When you can defeat me, you will be free!"
So Xingjue was very eager to defeat Yongdu for a time. He knew that he could not defeat Yongdu in terms of strength, so he created a messy little fast spirit style of play.
Although chaotic, it is very practical, with the obscenity and shamelessness of space pirates.But the victory of justice can only appear in poetry and drama, and the victory in reality is often full of obscenity and shamelessness.
So gradually, Xingjue and Yongdu got closer and closer, and while he was knocked down, he gradually made Yongdu's nose bruised and swollen.Even for a period of time, he and Yondu would end in a "tie". The two men would sit back to back and gasp at each other, and occasionally discuss more philosophical issues while greeting each other's mother. .
After all, men will usher in the sage time after the passion, everyone knows.
Star-Lord once asked Yondu: "Hey, if you were going to be beheaded tomorrow morning, what would you do tonight?"
Yondu grinned and replied: "It goes without saying, of course I'm watching the finals of the Lava Duel! I'm particularly optimistic about the Fire Demon from Kotnaro, that guy is smart and ruthless, very much like me when I was young, I bet heavily on him, if he loses, I will lead the fleet to kill him, pick off his balls and stuff them into his nostrils!"
Xingjue was dumbfounded: "Why are you watching the game? Shouldn't you find a way to escape?"
Yondu replied, "Because today is Thursday."
"Thursday?" Xingjue looked confused.
"Don't you know? Thursday is the live broadcast day of the lava duel. Real men should watch the live broadcast, and only girls should watch the recorded broadcast!" Yondu said proudly.
I have no idea where your pride comes from!
Xingjue asked frantically: "What about life? What about life? Don't you always say that there is only one life, so you can escape if you can?"
"Yeah, there is only one life." Yondu suddenly laughed: "But there is only one live broadcast. In the only one life and only one live broadcast, I choose to live broadcast, because the lava duel is so fucking good. !"
Xingjue couldn't laugh or cry, he thought he had fully understood this man, but now he found that he didn't know enough.
"What about you?" It was Yondu's turn to ask, "If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do tonight?"
"That's not nonsense!" Xingjue rolled his eyes and said angrily, "Of course we captured Sovereign's most beautiful woman in the universe, and then fought till dawn!"
"Clam clack...!"
Yondu laughed and stood up, causing Xingjue, who was caught off guard, to lie on the ground with a bang.
Just stopped Yongdu and said: "Not bad, not bad, as expected of mine..."
Xingjue lay on the ground with the character "太", and asked, "What's yours?"
The corner of Yondu's mouth curved slightly: "You are indeed my...soldier. But you still have a lot to learn, and you are still far from being a qualified predator!"
Xingjue snorted, and said with disgust on his face: "I don't want to be a predator, I want to be a hero, I want to form a guard team to protect the whole universe, so that I can sleep with any woman I want! "
"He, tui!"
Yondu spit out old phlegm on the ground, only less than five centimeters away from Xingjue's little face, and Yondu also said with disgust on his face: "Being a shit hero, heroes die early, just you I'm afraid that your small body will be cold in a few days, you'd better do a good job in the promising profession of predator!"
"I don't!" Xingjue jumped up and shouted loudly: "I just want to be a hero!"
Yondu slapped it with a big mouth: "You have no choice, if you want to be free, beat me!"
Xingjue wiped off the blood from the corner of his mouth, screamed and rushed towards Yongdu.
The two men wrestled together again.
This is the daily life of Xingjue before the age of 30.
Yondu's words and deeds are subtly affecting him. In other words, although Xingjue does not admit that he is a predator, he actually already possesses the spirit that a predator should have.
Predators are a group of desperadoes with their heads pinned to their waistbands. They are slaves to desire and are willing to be driven by desire. Even between life and desire, they will choose desire without hesitation.
Just like a moth to a flame, although life is short, it can ignite the light that every witness will remember in their hearts!
And this is the romance of predators!
The reason why Yondu said that Xingjue is not a qualified predator is because Xingjue has already understood the romantic characters.
That's why he asked Gamora for a shot while he was almost scared to pee, because in his world view, before life and desires, of course desires must be satisfied first!
Whether he admits it or not, Yondu raised Star-Lord.But Xingjue has never fought against Yongdu since he was 30 years old. Some people think that he was defeated, and some people think that he has bad water in his stomach, but Yongdu knows that it is because he is old. .
Yondu has spent most of his life in the universe, put it on human beings, he is at least [-] years old now, and belongs to the retired uncle.Like Odin, his physical function has also declined significantly with age. Frankly speaking, he can no longer beat Xingjue. After all, Xingjue's dirty is in the same line as him, and Xingjue is younger than him, and youth is his capital.
But Star-Lord is no longer fighting Yongdu, not because he is afraid of losing, but because he is afraid of winning.He longs for freedom, but is afraid of freedom, or in other words, there is no place for him in this universe other than predators.
Everyone needs a sense of belonging, and Star-Lord is no exception.
Yondu knows that Xingjue knows his aging, Xingjue also knows that Yondu knows that he knows Yondu's aging, but neither of them say anything, they both pretend not to know, Xingjue thinks that this way he can keep messing around, but Yondu But disagree.
He is a predator who knows the cruelty of the universe, if he is immature, he will definitely not be able to survive.
So just like a lion would push a cub off a cliff, Yondu will push Star-Lord to his death.
Do you want to be a good baby by Lao Tzu's side all the time, do you want to be blessed by Lao Tzu's side all the time?
Daydreaming!
The credo of predators is to pursue desire, if there is no desire, then I will create one for you!
So Yondu used the connections he had accumulated throughout his life to finally get the whereabouts of the Cosmic Spirit Ball. He didn't know that there was a power gem in the Cosmic Spirit Ball, he only knew that it was very valuable.
And money is the root of all desires!
He gave this task to Xingjue, so Xingjue could get the cosmic spirit ball "without any effort", because Yondu had helped him blow the ashes away in advance.
Next, Xingjue was captured by desire as expected and betrayed Yondu, but Yondu was angry on the surface, but actually felt very relieved in his heart.
That's right, giving birth to desires, pursuing desires, and satisfying desires is what a predator should look like. Boy, let's go to the hall, if you don't die, you are a qualified predator!
Yondu may not be a good guy, but he's a good dad.
Knowledge, experience, understanding of life, understanding of the world, he taught Xingjue everything he knew without reservation, and he didn't ask for anything in return. If this is not a good father, then what is?
The short memory ends and time returns to reality.
The blue light on Xingjue's body became brighter and brighter, and then a series of sparks burst out from the console of the shuttle, and a wormhole suddenly opened in front of the spaceship. Get ready to be pulled into a hyperspace jump.
In the next second, the shuttle appeared on the periphery of Igor, and the blue light on Star-Lord's body became stronger and stronger. It seemed to have some kind of connection with Igor, controlled the spaceship, and pierced under Odin's cloth like a hot knife cutting butter. The light cocoon broke through the atmosphere, and rushed into the depths of the earth along the tunnel made by the fire-proof woman.
The Fireproof Girl is right, Odin is a god, and the one who can break through the barrier he set up can only be a god.
And Star Lord is God.
In other words, he has the blood of God in his body.
With the continuous release of Yi Ge's power, this bloodline was also drawn, so he led Xing Jue across space to Yi Ge's star.
In fact, before his arrival, Yi Ge didn't deliberately attract him, and he didn't even know that there would be such a power resonance between himself and his offspring. After all, he didn't have any children before, and he didn't have the same kind.
But after Star-Lord's arrival, Egg understood everything. He finally got a child who could inherit his power, and his long-awaited great cause finally had the possibility of being realized!
This discovery made him very excited, and he immediately sent a clone to the place where the shuttle fell, preparing for a touching father-son recognition.
Star-Lord has the planetary energy protection inherited from Ego, and he was unscathed in the crash. He just dragged Gamora out of the shuttle with only half-life left, and when he turned around, he saw a three-meter-high The huge worm that was constantly exuding ticking mucus stood in front of him with its fangs and claws, and it opened its mouth with a scream that made people pee: "Baby, I am your father!"
Who the hell is the son of a worm!Do you think I learned biology from Uncle Qin, the janitor?Even if Yondu says it's my father, it's more credible than you say it's my father!
"Hehe!" Xingjue laughed, and took out a magnetic storm grenade, the No.1 best-selling product in the weapon black market this year, from his butt pocket, and threw it into the big bug's mouth with a bang.
"You are my father, and I am your grandfather! Go to hell, monster!"
With a bang, Egg clone, pawn!
If father and son recognize each other, there is no such thing as father's kindness and son's filial piety.
(End of this chapter)
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