Marvel: I am Fireproof Girl

Chapter 296 The Heart of the Old ASS

Chapter 296 The Heart of the Old ASS
Anyone who has seen Sailor Moon knows that the reason why those girls are awesome is because they represent the nine planets in the solar system, and they can use the energy of some planets.And they are just representatives, and Yi Ge is a planet, which is equivalent to the prime minister's housekeeper and the prime minister himself. The gap between them is completely incomparable.

To put it bluntly, Odin is the only person in this universe who can handle Igo in a one-on-one match. Lingmai, if you let her fight at home, you will definitely meet the gods and kill the gods, but if you come from thousands of miles to destroy people, you will definitely have to pull your hips.

Unless she uses the power of the dark dimension recklessly, but that is basically tantamount to pulling Dormammu to fight Ego. If she wins, she will definitely win, but it is definitely a stupid move to drive wolves at the front door and attack tigers at the back door, so Gu Yi will definitely not will do this.

Fortunately, the Fireproof Girl is a righteous person, she is out of vulgar interests, and she can't beat it single-handedly?Then gang fights.The living can't be suffocated to death by urine!
She gave her plan a well-known name, called "Yi Ge, the evil heretic, everyone can kill him, you don't have to talk to him about the morals of the world, let's go shoulder to shoulder together" The plan basically means literally, it is to pull Asgard and the major civilizations in the universe are besieged for justice.

The first half of the plan went smoothly, and Zhuang Ding's pull was also very successful, but the second half was a bit nonsense. Odin's golden thigh actually had muscle cramps, and he went soft after only two light cannons. No wonder he is a god king There is only one queen, Frigga. I thought it was a psychological reason such as emotional cleanliness, but I didn't expect it to be an easy-to-understand physiological reason. It is really difficult for everyone to recite. Give him two goji berry thermos cups!
What, you said Odin is not dead yet?

You can only paddle for fish, why not die!
Fireproof Girl is also having a headache now. Her original plan was for Odin to destroy Egg's body, and she would destroy Egg's soul, but now that Odin has lost the chain, Egg's body is still strong and pure. Destroy Egg's soul!

We must know that no matter how weak the body is, it is an unbreakable solid barrier for the soul. If you can absorb the soul while you are alive, why should the fireproof girl work hard?After all, her suction power is unparalleled!

So if you can't break the body, you can't break the soul, and if you can't break the soul, you can't kill Yi Ge by conventional means.

The fireproof girl thought about it, or just like in the movie, use Sovereign's high-energy battery to give Egg a big blow?Although this will inevitably give some credit to Sovereign, which is not conducive to the fireproof woman's final food and possession, but it is better than returning empty-handed.

Dang Duan constantly suffers from the chaos, since it is decided to cut the meat to close the position, the speed must be fast.The fireproof girl is not indecisive, her adoptive father will burn it if she wants to, and her brother will chase her if she wants to, and even a little profit can't shake her will.But now it's not the plot of Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Star-Lord hasn't even formed the Guardians of the Galaxy yet. Of course, it's impossible to steal Sovereign's high-energy battery.

But if you can't steal it, you can ask for it directly.Anyway, the high priest of Sovereign is on Kerry's flagship 80 kilometers away.

So the fire prevention girl opened the communication and contacted Ayesha, she was not polite, and said directly: "Your Excellency, High Priest, justice needs you!"

Ayesha was almost amused, she was usually the one who fooled others with righteousness, but today she would be fooled by others with righteousness.She crossed her legs, first took a sip of Sovereign's drink, and then asked slowly and casually: "Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

This damn mother-in-law actually puts on airs for me, and wants you to look good when she comes back!
The fireproof girl asked for help, and said patiently: "A high-energy battery, if you want to kill Yi Ge, you must use a high-energy battery..."

Before she could finish her sentence, Ayesha jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and shouted in a sharp voice, "This is impossible!"

The fire-proof girl was taken aback, and continued to persuade: "This is to defeat Yi Ge, and it is for the peace of the entire universe! Your Excellency the High Priest, please take the overall situation into consideration and think about it for the happiness of all the creatures in the universe!"

"Don't think about it at all, and you don't have to think about it!" Ayesha said resolutely: "I will never hand over the high-energy battery, and Sovereign will never allow the high-energy battery to leak out. Understand the significance of high-energy batteries to Sovereign, if it is not for the sake of you being brought by the God King, I will kill you with your words alone, believe it or not!"

Knock, kill me all over the door?The old lady has destroyed more doors than you have eaten. I don’t think you have ever felt the warmth of our first fire in Losric!

Speaking of this, the fireproof woman also took a bit of anger, your Sovereign technology remote control fighter is unique in the universe, it is amazing, it is still wiped out by a mining ship in the movie!You can't even deal with the Galaxy Ga Dance Troupe, where do you have the confidence to challenge us Losric!

Fireproof Girl has long planned to take the expansion route, so she is not afraid of war at all. She even said that she can't wait to have a reasonable excuse to launch a war. She is different from a good old man like Director Mie. In her eyes , The civilizations in the universe are counted one by one. They are not enemies, but potential enemies. If she can't beat Odin, she even dares to attack Asgard. Half said, the second is that gods block and kill gods and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas.

kindness?

When you surrender to Lothric and become the subjects of my Fireproof Lady, I will naturally be merciful to you!

But before that, as far as I can see, there are enemies!

Faced with Ayesha's provocation, the fireproof girl is not used to her stinking problem at all. What's wrong with the beauty? My wife is also a beauty. Even if you wash it off and put on honey and send it to my mouth, it won't work. Liang Zi, I'm done!

During the communication, the fire prevention woman's face darkened, and she asked in a cold voice, "High Priest, are you declaring war on Lothric? Is Sovereign declaring war on Lothric?"

"Losric, I've never heard of such a bad name. Could it be your country? Hehe, that's really vulgar taste!" Ayesha has always been the second child, dare to stab me, you should Our Sovereign Religious Crazy's reputation is to scare children?The proud girl raised her neck, and said without giving in, "It's a declaration of war, how about it?"

"Very good, Lothric accepts your declaration of war. After Yigo's demise, the next one is Sovereign!"

The female consul was completely dumbfounded. It's too exaggerated for such good comrades to suddenly turn against each other, and even rise directly to the level of war.She who is of the Virgin Mother hastily persuaded: "Don't be impulsive, both of you, talk about what you have to say!"

As a result, the two said in unison: "Whoever stops this war is against Losric/Soverin. Will the Nova Empire also participate in the war?"

Well, kindness was completely treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, and the female archon was so angry that she simply stopped talking.

The high-energy battery is not wanted, and an enemy has been established anyway, but it is a small gain to get an excuse to start a war.

After hanging up the communication, the fireproof woman put her hands on her hips and laughed a few times. Gamora looked stupid at the dragon's claws next to her. Your country is about to go to war. Why are you still laughing so heartily?
Of course it’s because of the high income from war, otherwise you think how an illegal armed group like your godfather Thanos has no roots and no success has persisted for so many years, isn’t it just making war money!

Only the weak will fear war, and the strong will only look forward to war!
Of course, the Fireproof Woman is a pacifist, but peace is not proclaimed by words, but by fists, just like Browning, Thomson and Katyusha were not the ones who stopped Mustache.

Fireproof girl is not weak, but she is not absolutely strong either.For example, as soon as she finished laughing, she heard a loud rumbling sound from the tunnel, and then Xingjue and his party ran out. Before the fire prevention girl could ask, a five-meter-tall lava giant who was spouting flames appeared behind him. jumped out.

What the hell is this?
The fireproof girl is stupid, did Surtur go to the wrong set?This is not Thor III!

This is of course not Surtur, this is Yi Ge, to be precise, it is Yi Ge's fighting form.

Ego has been in the universe for many years, and he has seen more races than fire-proof women's doors, including this lava giant, which has powerful strength and defense, and can eject tens of thousands of degrees of high-temperature acid gas. The first-class killer in the universe.After visiting their planet, Yi Ge also recorded their genetic map. This clone was enhanced and transformed on the basis of the lava giant.

Yes, you heard it right, this lava giant was strengthened, and it was strengthened by Yi Ge with his unique planetary energy.Facing an enemy of this strength, not to mention the Black Panther and his vibrating gold battle suit, even if Brother Hammer came over with the Meow Hammer, it wouldn't work.

"I want to represent the universe and destroy you!"

Ego was fighting at home, just like Antai, the god who can use the inexhaustible power of the ground. Seeing the huge and incomparable Deathwing, not only was it not empty, but a mouthful of high-temperature sour gas was sprayed over.

The acid gas forcibly ignited the air, and ignited the plasma flame like the sun. Ego swore with his lifespan of tens of millions of years that no creature could resist this attack. Even if Odin was directly hit, he could only be cremated for free. No matter how strong this black dragon of unknown origin is, how could it be better than Odin?

Of course Deathwing couldn't compare to Odin, and even the gap between him and Odin was huge, so he definitely couldn't stop this kind of attack.But he can't stop it, someone can, because the gap between this person and Odin is not too big, and in some respects, she is even stronger than Odin!

This person is the fire prevention woman.

And in some respects, it is the control of heat!
Are you playing with fire in front of me?You are playing with fire!

The Fireproof Girl shook the Youer Shika holy bell that Youer Shika voluntarily gave her, and a white transparent barrier appeared around everyone. The plasma flame sprayed on the living surface, causing the barrier to flicker continuously, but there was no way to move forward. It can only spread around like a wave hitting a rock.

Where has Xingjue seen such a miraculous sight, and asked in surprise, "This is?"

"Miracle, great magic protection!"

Miracle: Great Magic Protection!

Based on the story adapted from "Magic Protection".

By covering the whole body with a strong white protective film, the damage reduction rate of magic attributes can be greatly increased.

This is the story of "Stone" Javier. Javier, who is an enemy of White Dragon Heath, hates magic very much, so he is very diligent in finding ways to fight magic.

Originally, the magic power protection could only be applied to individuals, but the Fireproof Girl is no longer what it used to be. With a little modification, the magic power protection has been improved into a hands-off skill, and it has become the existence similar to a protective shield in front of me.

"It won't work like this," Deathwing said suddenly.

Only then did Xingjue realize the huge monster in front of him, and he called out to me, and then he saw Gamora who was being crushed under the dragon's claws, and immediately walked over to greet him.

Seeing this, Ronan snorted unhappily.

Compared to Doubt Star-Lord, Rose and Black Panther are still considered to have higher IQs. They heard Deathwing's words "This is not possible", and they were not surprised that the dragon could speak, but hurriedly asked the fireproof woman: "Your Majesty, Can you stop it?"

"Nonsense!" The Fireproof Goddess said two words as usual, and the two were about to breathe a sigh of relief, but the Fireproof Woman continued: "Of course I can't stop it, this guy doesn't use magic after all, and the major of magic power protection is not the right one. !"

What are you doing with a confident face if you can't stop it?
Both Black Panther and Rose's faces turned green, and their foreheads were sweating anxiously: "Then what should we do?"

The fireproof girl shrugged and said bluntly: "If you can't stop it, you won't stop it!"

"Ah?" Can't stop it?Are you kidding me!
Of course Fireproof is not joking.

Although the plasma flame is powerful, it does not have the irreversible attribute of Chuhuo, which is mortal. The fire-proof girl is immune to Chuhuo, so of course she will not be afraid of plasma flames.The reason why she blocked it was entirely to take care of other people. If it was her alone, she would be lazy to block it.

There are thousands of ways to kill her in the universe, but burning to death is definitely not one of them. The fireproof woman is an absolute incombustible object, even more incombustible than large incombustible garbage ashes.

"How much do you usually sweat?" The fire prevention girl suddenly asked the two of them something irrelevant.

Black Panther was taken aback, and replied honestly: "Normally there aren't many, but I tend to sweat when I'm nervous."

Rose also shyly said: "I am old, I often sweat at night, and I often go to the toilet."

Knock, ask if you like to sweat, who asked you if you like to go to the toilet?
The corner of the fireproof woman's mouth twitched, and she said to everyone: "Whether you like to sweat or not, but next, sweating is very useful!"

Everyone still didn't know why, the white barrier formed by the great magic protection shattered with a crash, and the plasma flames rushed in like wolves into a herd of sheep.

Everyone was shocked, and when they thought they were going to die, they saw scarlet ether particles flying out of the fireproof woman, turning into a red glove and covering her left hand.

Then the fire-proof girl snapped her fingers, and everyone felt an invisible force pouring into their bodies, and they began to sweat violently as they approached them. In less than a second, their sweat completely soaked their clothes, making them pale. It was as if it had just been fished out of the water.

Then, the plasma flame roared, and everyone subconsciously closed their eyes to wait for death, but after waiting for a long time, they were still panting normally. Then they opened their eyes, and saw the plasma flame raging around their bodies, but it couldn't hurt them at all, because The sweat on the body surface is constantly evaporating and absorbing heat, protecting them from the heat!

"Use sweat to resist the flames? How is this possible!" Yi Ge's eyeballs almost popped out: "This, this is not scientific at all!"

Not to mention him, Xingjue Black Panther and the others also looked confused.

Egg was right in saying that it was unscientific, because it was magic, more precisely Lothric's unique incantation.

Incantation: Sweating violently!
Inherited in the name of Carmina, a spell unique to Onuma.

By sweating intensely, it can greatly increase the damage reduction rate of fire attributes.

This is the key spell to bring fire into the body, and it is the foundation of many spells.

Unlike mages and priests, conjurers don't have so many bells and whistles, so the names of spells have always been simple and straightforward.This spell can make people sweat violently and reduce fire damage, so what is it called if it is not intense sweating?
The conjurers in the soul world do not worship knowledge, nor do they worship faith, they are slaves who serve the flame.The origin of the spell comes from the old witch, who was the first person in the soul world to obtain the power of heat.After assisting Gwen to eliminate the ancient dragon and creating the Age of Fire, she established Izaris, preparing to create a new primary fire and completely solve the hidden dangers of the soul world.

But as we all know, she played off.Instead of creating the first fire, she created the fire of chaos. People who are burned by the fire of chaos will not die, but will change their life forms. She and her daughters (apprentices) together with all Izaris The residents were all infected by the flames of chaos. The old witch was forcibly transformed into a hotbed of chaos and became the source of all demons. Most of her daughters and the residents in the city turned into terrifying monsters. The notorious demon relic.

Some people would say that the old witch was a failure, but the Fireproof Girl felt that she was a success, at least more than half of it.

Because the more powerful you are, the more you understand how difficult it is to create life.

Just like Yi Ge, the purpose of planning for tens of millions of years is to create life.

The lifespan of the old witch is far less than that of Yi Ge, but she has done what Yi Ge has not done so far.She created a new life, and while it didn't fit her original intentions, and it was a disaster, purely academically, she was the AE86 with the gutter corners, able to take Ego's hulking GTR You can't even see the taillights.

And the spells passed down from her power system inherently have the effect of crushing and critical strikes on Yi Ge.

Sweating violently, though a defense against the flame, is actually the first step in chasing it.After all, people who will be burned by the flames cannot study the flames, so the fireproof girl can almost imagine the beautiful picture of the old woman and her daughters, all shirtless, gathering together to study the flames while continuously pouring out water.

What a stunning view!
The fire-proof girl was fascinated leisurely, still smiling amidst the sweeping plasma flames.It was as if what was blowing was not fire, but the wind of life!
What grace, what ease!

Everyone admired her, and even Gamora, who was beaten up by the Fireproof Woman, had to say a word convincingly: "Interesting woman!"

The flames subsided, after all Egg's lung capacity was that much.And what disappeared with the flames was Deathwing.

Feilong doesn't have sweat glands, and it's impossible to make him sweat even if he sweats intensely, so the Fireproof Girl used the Cosmic Rubik's Cube to move him two kilometers away early in the morning.

That's right, in fact, Fireproof Girl can evade flames without using spells. The reason why she chooses to use spells is because she is handsome.

After all, the space teleportation disappears with a whiz, which does not reflect my ease and calmness at all.

"I sent Deathwing to the mountain in the east, and you escorted Star-Lord there, and let him drive you away from Egg."

Black Panther asked in a low voice: "If you can teleport, why don't you just teleport us to the space battleship?"

"Didn't you see the white light in the sky? That's the enchantment of the god king. If you're not afraid that I will send you into the sun under interference, I don't mind trying it right away!"

Of course Black Panther is scared, so he has no more bullshit.

Xingjue became more and more puzzled: "Who are you and what are you doing? Why did you risk your life to save me?"

General Ross took the opportunity to start sensational again: "Because we are the motherland that gave birth to you and raised you..."

"Don't listen to him." The fire-proof woman interrupted General Ross, although the star-lord is a fool, you can't wait for him to spend Sundays back and forth.The Fireproof Girl didn't hide it, and said directly, "Have you heard about Egg's great plan?"

"I have heard." Xingjue nodded.

"That's why we risked our lives to save you." The Fireproof Woman said, "So live well, as far away from Ego as possible. This is your greatest contribution to the universe, understand?"

"Understood." Hearing the truth, Xingjue was relieved a lot, and even his favorability for the Fireproof Girl directly reached the highest level of admiration.Of course, the main reason why she is so tall at once is because of the beauty of the fire prevention girl.

"But... aren't you leaving?" Star-Lord asked again.

The fire prevention girl shook her head: "I'm not leaving because..."

"because?"

The fireproof girl looked at Yi Ge and smiled, "Because I want to buy you some time!"

As a woman with a soul of [-] weeks, Fireproof Girl has never been afraid of any boss. Although Yi Ge's combat power is stronger than hers on paper, but if she tries, she won't get pregnant, so she might win?
The fireproof girl licked the corners of her mouth excitedly, the heart of the old ASS was ready to move!

(End of this chapter)

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