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Chapter 278 Bargaining with the Lord God
Chapter 278 Bargaining with the Lord God
"What did you say?"
"I said, get the hell out of my head!"
Facing Zhang Zhi's answer, the main god's indifferent voice finally had a ripple, as if full of disbelief.
Very good, for thousands of years, you are the first person who dares to reject me!
Damn reincarnation, just a second-order gene lock. . .
But Zhang Zhi doesn't care what the main god is thinking, you fooled me into all kinds of messy worlds and tossed me to death, what's going on now?
30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, have you played around?
You deserve to be punched!
Why didn't the mysterious person beat you up at that time, so that your mother didn't even recognize you?
Save you from harming the creatures of the multiverse.
Facing the gloating Zhang Zhi,
The main god was also dumbfounded, and no longer cared about his cold image.
"Let me tell you, you have to accept this task, and you have to accept it if you don't!"
"Yo huh? Threatening me?"
"That's right, let me tell you, if you still want to return to your original world, if you don't collect the next fragment within a year, I will wipe you out before my energy disappears!"
After listening to the Lord God's words, Zhang Zhi's whole body exploded instantly like a powder keg touched by sparks.
"Oh, I'm going! How dare you threaten me!"
"That's right! So I advise the host to take care of himself and cooperate with me."
"Then you can kill me now, instead of being your puppet for the rest of your life, it's better to die now."
Unexpectedly, Zhang Zhi's reaction was once again beyond the Lord God's expectations. After a moment of silence, the Lord God finally gave in.
"So what do you want? What are you worried about?"
"Isn't it because you're afraid that I'll let you commit murder and arson, or that I'll take away your body?"
"can not you do it?"
"I do not know."
"Who will believe you!"
"I am the main god, but I am also an artificial intelligence, and artificial intelligence cannot lie."
"Your words are really not convincing at all."
"Indeed, I know that you reincarnators resent me for throwing you into one horrible world after another to experience all kinds of death crises, but there is no way, this is a task assigned to me by my creator, and I cannot resist. "
"What mission? Throw us into a horror movie and kill us. Is this your mission?"
"Wrong, it's about cultivating saints."
"Cultivate saints?"
"Yes, now that my mission is complete, I don't need to do that kind of thing anymore."
"I won't do anything to seize you, I only have one last task left."
"What mission?"
"Save the multiverse and maintain the human luck resonance plan."
"Actually, host, if you want to live, I need to maintain the human destiny resonance plan. We have no conflict."
"Think about it from another angle, in fact, you can completely regard me as the golden finger of the protagonist in the novel, can't you?"
"As long as you help me collect my fragments, I do have the ability to help you become a winner in life, don't I?"
After listening to the Lord God's patient explanation, Zhang Zhi finally believed a little, and then said: "Why don't you swear?"
"swear?"
"Yes, let me think about it, swear by the Human Fate Resonance Project that the Emperor told you, you will never do anything to hurt me, you can't force me to do things that violate my conscience and I don't want to do, let alone force I will avenge you."
"If you break your oath, you will be smashed into pieces by the nine-fold sky thunder, and your soul will be wiped out!"
"Okay! I promise you, I swear!"
"In addition, I will give you a [-]% discount on everything in your mall."
"Okay, wait! What did you say?"
"A [-]% discount~ You just said yes."
"I do not..."
"Huh? Is this going to break the oath?"
"You! [-]% off is really not good, let's get [-]% off."
Zhang Zhi is not happy anymore, I have to break up with you if you are like this.
"How come your Lord God is like a market lady? Can you show some domineering power that a Lord God should have?"
"[-]% off is really not good! [-]% off."
"Brother, your family is ruined and you are all bankrupt. Who else can buy those crap in the store besides selling it to me? In this way, I will also give it a [-]% discount!"
"Pfft! Host, you are simply insane!"
"Two times off."
"[-]% off!"
"It's [-]% off, it's cheaper."
"It's not cheaper for you! [-]% off, the host really can't be any cheaper, I also need the cost."
Finally, after half an hour of bickering, the two finally happily reached a consensus with a permanent [-]% discount.
(Lord God: Although I am not a human, you are a real dog.)
Back to reality, Zhang Zhi looked at the sleepy man who had just exchanged 40 reward points from the Main God Mall, and smiled.
Being able to bargain with the main god, I guess it is No. 1 in history.
It doesn't feel bad though, hahaha.
(End of this chapter)
"What did you say?"
"I said, get the hell out of my head!"
Facing Zhang Zhi's answer, the main god's indifferent voice finally had a ripple, as if full of disbelief.
Very good, for thousands of years, you are the first person who dares to reject me!
Damn reincarnation, just a second-order gene lock. . .
But Zhang Zhi doesn't care what the main god is thinking, you fooled me into all kinds of messy worlds and tossed me to death, what's going on now?
30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, have you played around?
You deserve to be punched!
Why didn't the mysterious person beat you up at that time, so that your mother didn't even recognize you?
Save you from harming the creatures of the multiverse.
Facing the gloating Zhang Zhi,
The main god was also dumbfounded, and no longer cared about his cold image.
"Let me tell you, you have to accept this task, and you have to accept it if you don't!"
"Yo huh? Threatening me?"
"That's right, let me tell you, if you still want to return to your original world, if you don't collect the next fragment within a year, I will wipe you out before my energy disappears!"
After listening to the Lord God's words, Zhang Zhi's whole body exploded instantly like a powder keg touched by sparks.
"Oh, I'm going! How dare you threaten me!"
"That's right! So I advise the host to take care of himself and cooperate with me."
"Then you can kill me now, instead of being your puppet for the rest of your life, it's better to die now."
Unexpectedly, Zhang Zhi's reaction was once again beyond the Lord God's expectations. After a moment of silence, the Lord God finally gave in.
"So what do you want? What are you worried about?"
"Isn't it because you're afraid that I'll let you commit murder and arson, or that I'll take away your body?"
"can not you do it?"
"I do not know."
"Who will believe you!"
"I am the main god, but I am also an artificial intelligence, and artificial intelligence cannot lie."
"Your words are really not convincing at all."
"Indeed, I know that you reincarnators resent me for throwing you into one horrible world after another to experience all kinds of death crises, but there is no way, this is a task assigned to me by my creator, and I cannot resist. "
"What mission? Throw us into a horror movie and kill us. Is this your mission?"
"Wrong, it's about cultivating saints."
"Cultivate saints?"
"Yes, now that my mission is complete, I don't need to do that kind of thing anymore."
"I won't do anything to seize you, I only have one last task left."
"What mission?"
"Save the multiverse and maintain the human luck resonance plan."
"Actually, host, if you want to live, I need to maintain the human destiny resonance plan. We have no conflict."
"Think about it from another angle, in fact, you can completely regard me as the golden finger of the protagonist in the novel, can't you?"
"As long as you help me collect my fragments, I do have the ability to help you become a winner in life, don't I?"
After listening to the Lord God's patient explanation, Zhang Zhi finally believed a little, and then said: "Why don't you swear?"
"swear?"
"Yes, let me think about it, swear by the Human Fate Resonance Project that the Emperor told you, you will never do anything to hurt me, you can't force me to do things that violate my conscience and I don't want to do, let alone force I will avenge you."
"If you break your oath, you will be smashed into pieces by the nine-fold sky thunder, and your soul will be wiped out!"
"Okay! I promise you, I swear!"
"In addition, I will give you a [-]% discount on everything in your mall."
"Okay, wait! What did you say?"
"A [-]% discount~ You just said yes."
"I do not..."
"Huh? Is this going to break the oath?"
"You! [-]% off is really not good, let's get [-]% off."
Zhang Zhi is not happy anymore, I have to break up with you if you are like this.
"How come your Lord God is like a market lady? Can you show some domineering power that a Lord God should have?"
"[-]% off is really not good! [-]% off."
"Brother, your family is ruined and you are all bankrupt. Who else can buy those crap in the store besides selling it to me? In this way, I will also give it a [-]% discount!"
"Pfft! Host, you are simply insane!"
"Two times off."
"[-]% off!"
"It's [-]% off, it's cheaper."
"It's not cheaper for you! [-]% off, the host really can't be any cheaper, I also need the cost."
Finally, after half an hour of bickering, the two finally happily reached a consensus with a permanent [-]% discount.
(Lord God: Although I am not a human, you are a real dog.)
Back to reality, Zhang Zhi looked at the sleepy man who had just exchanged 40 reward points from the Main God Mall, and smiled.
Being able to bargain with the main god, I guess it is No. 1 in history.
It doesn't feel bad though, hahaha.
(End of this chapter)
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