I can travel through Two-dimensional

Chapter 342 You sing very well, don't sing next time

Six minutes have passed since the two alien beasts Pedron were trapped.

The scene was very embarrassing.

Seeing that the translucent glass cover started to vibrate under the impact of the two strange beasts Pedron, and the sound became louder and louder, Leng Feng asked with some uncertainty: "Is it an illusion? It feels like these two guys have changed. big."

Zhang Zhi struggled to raise his arms. At this moment, due to his physical strength gradually exhausted, coupled with the hot weather, his whole body was covered with sweat.

"It's not an illusion, the attacks of these two guys are getting stronger and stronger."

"Do not be afraid!"

Leng Feng glanced at the pale Zhang Zhi, and comforted him: "These damned alien beasts will emit a special kind of energy when they are in an active state. By absorbing the darkness, hatred, fear and other negative psychology in human hearts, they can change To make yourself a powerful energy."

"Who, who is afraid!"

Zhang Zhi categorically denied it.

"is it?"

Leng Feng's disbelief was evident on his face.

"Then why are you so pale?"

"Bb cream applied!"

"Don't shake your legs."

"I'm not shaking! How long until support arrives?"

"About 10 minutes, you're afraid it's useless, why don't I tell you a joke."

"Brother, when are you telling jokes? Why don't you try it."

"One day, the disgusting mother cried, do you know why?"

"Why?"

"Dead from nausea."

"Fuck!"

Feeling that the protective cover of the skill "Drawing the Ground as a Prison" was getting weaker and weaker under the constant attacks of the alien beast Pedron, Zhang Zhi was about to cry.

"Brother, what kind of hot chicken jokes are you telling! It's not funny at all, how long is the support!"

"Hurry up, Captain Thunder arrives in 9 minutes."

"I, I really came back on the horse!"

"Hold on! How about you tell me a joke?"

"I'm talking?"

"Ah, tell me."

"I tell, I, I can't tell!"

"It's okay, I'll wait for you. Just think slowly, don't look at the alien beast, look at me, look at me!"

"Look at you?"

"Yes, look at me, I look better than the alien beast, don't I?"

"I thought of a joke."

"You said."

"The eldest brother went to the hospital to see a doctor, and the doctor asked: What disease do you have?"

"What did big brother say?"

"Big brother said: I have indirect amnesia."

"Then, don't look at the alien beast, look at me."

"Oh, let me think about it, by the way, eldest brother said: I forget that I am married as soon as I see a beautiful girl."

"What disease is this?"

"The doctor said: Go away, I haven't cured this disease myself!"

"and then?"

"Gone."

"Gone?"

"Yes, it's gone."

I have to ask, what kind of stupid joke is this horse riding?

The atmosphere between the two fell to the ice sculpture for a while.

So much so that even the two alien beasts that had been attacking just now temporarily stopped attacking.

I don't know if he understood Zhang Zhi's joke and was left cold.

Zhang Zhi sighed, and tentatively said, "Why don't you sing another song."

"Sing?"

"Yes, sing your usual best song."

Leng Feng's eyes lit up. If you want to say this, I will be excited.

Back then, my biggest wish was to be a singer.

"Okay, I'll sing it now."

"Ah."

"little girl,"

"Get up early in the morning,"

"Put up your pants and go to the latrine~"

Zhang Zhi looked at Leng Feng in shock, "What are you singing?"

"Children's song. I used to sing this song to my son."

"."

Zhang Zhi silently turned his face away.

"Big brother."

"what?"

"You sing very well."

"Really? I think so too."

"I haven't finished talking, don't sing next time."

"puff."

"Hahaha."

However, the effect was indeed remarkable. At this moment, the last trace of fear in Zhang Zhi and Leng Feng's hearts disappeared with the nursery rhyme just now.

Leng Feng looked at the phone and said with concern: "According to Thunder Knight's speed, it will be here in 5 minutes. Can you hold on?"

Zhang Zhi turned his head and thought for a while: "It's not a big problem, it should last until then."

Taking ten thousand steps back, even if he couldn't hold on anymore, Zhang Zhi still had a trump card.

In the world of Dragon Ball, the "Kamehae Qigong" gloves made by Bulma for him are not vegetarian.

Although it is not as powerful as a missile, it cannot be compared with Monkey King.

But compared with bullets, it's not too bad.

Counting the time, it has been so long, the flammable gas released by the two alien beasts Pedron just now has almost been blown away by the cold wind.

When the time came and it was no longer possible, he turned his back to the gas station and gave each of the two alien beasts Pedron a turtle style Qigong.

Let's blow these two disgusting alien beasts Pedron away from the gas station first.

Anyway, with Zhang Zhi's teleportation (ps: it's actually an improved version of Shenlong's Millennium Killer), I'm not afraid that these two guys will run away.

Even if he ran to the ends of the earth, he could still be caught by him.

rumbling~
There were bursts of thunder in the sky, and Zhang Zhi raised his head, looking at the brilliant lightning flashes in the vast night.

The sound was so huge that it seemed to tear the night into pieces.

Leng Feng breathed a sigh of relief: "Here we come."

Under Zhang Zhi's surprised gaze, a domineering figure descended from the sky, like a god descending from the earth.

The other party was wearing silver-gray armor and a black cloak behind him. What caught Zhang Zhi's attention even more was the silver hammer in his right hand.

Looking at the "Thunder Knight" whose whole body was surrounded by blue electric current, Zhang Zhi was filled with awe.

"Wait a minute, what is he holding in his hand?"

"You said that, it's Thor's Hammer."

"Thor's Hammer? Which Thor? Dongfang Lei Zhenzi or Nordic Sol?"

"Asgard Sol's weapon in the Marvel world, Thor's Hammer."

"Doesn't this mean that only those who are completely righteous and noble can take it?"

"Yes, so he is the kind of person in the mouth."

"Okay, I suddenly feel that the Kamehae Qigong gloves I brought back have dropped even more in value."

Such a strong aura!
With this strength, I'm afraid he can fight against the unexplosive Guixianren, right?
"Thank you for your hard work, leave it to me next."

Su Tang nodded to Zhang Zhi and Leng Feng, and then the Thor's Hammer in his hand rotated rapidly, forming a silver shield that integrated both offense and defense.

Bang!
Understanding Zhang Zhi opened the protective cover of one of the alien beast Pedron, and Su Tang rushed up with a hammer. After just one encounter, the alien beast Pedron was smashed into flesh by Su Tang's Thor's Hammer. Sauce.

Zhang Zhi opened the second one, and Su Tang struck again, successfully destroying the second one.

Crisp and neat, it can be called a model of violent aesthetics!
Someone's mentality after reading it is called an imbalance.

From the beginning to the end, the alien beast that caused so many people to fight to the death before, this man named Su Tang only took 8 seconds to solve it all!

Looking at himself again, Zhang Zhi sighed.

He is sour, he is sour.

(End of this chapter)