The legend of Dai Mubai in Douluo

Chapter 2 The Past
Location: somewhere in Huaxia on Earth,
Time: a certain day in 2020.

A man in his thirties was standing in his room with a troubled face.

Holding a book in his hand, he is standing by a stove.

As for who is this?

What are you going to do?
Let us continue to look down.

I?
who am I?
It doesn't matter who I am!

Because it is estimated that my current name should not survive this chapter.

I'm too hard! ! !

You can temporarily call me "funny me".

(named tangled disease)

"Funny me" is now making the most important decision in his life for the rest of his life!
The book held in the hands of "Funny Me" can be said to be his greatest opportunity in the past 30 years.

It can also be said that it is the greatest source of tragedy in his life.

"The funny me" is in the memory at this time: "I can still remember it clearly.

In the spring when I was 13 years old, I was playing in the mountains and found a cave by chance.

At that time, I was at the age when my curiosity was very strong!

So I felt very curious, and then I was going to go into the cave to have a look.

When I entered that cave for the first time, after I entered, I found that the cave was dark and deep!
Because I couldn't see anything inside, I temporarily withdrew.

The next morning, I brought a flashlight from home, and I went into the cave again to check.

At that time, I didn't feel scared at all!
"I'm so funny" now when I think about it, I often sigh, why was my dog ​​so courageous at that time!
To give a little example: I used to catch scorpions, centipedes, toads, and snakes with my bare hands.

Some of the more courageous friends even dared to catch the 1-meter-long snake with bare hands.

This has not undergone any professional training, it is pure daring.

I was often stung by scorpions and screamed, but after the scars healed, I forgot the pain!
But in this comparison, I don't seem to be particularly courageous.

In fact, it cannot be said that I was not afraid, it can only be said that I would be cautious at the time.

But as long as a period of time has passed, he will continue to die happily and sand sculptures. "

Without further ado, go back to the cave.

When the "funny me" entered the cave carefully, he began to search the entire cave interior seriously.

Then I found that the cave here used to be, and someone should have lived here for a while.

Because on the walls around the cave, there are obviously many traces of manual digging.

Moreover, on the ground of the cave, there are still plant ash left over from the fire.

After some exploration, the "funny me" gradually lost patience.

Because he found nothing of value!
Just when "Funny Me" was about to leave the cave and go home, suddenly his ears heard it.

"Snapped!"

a bang.

Funny me" turned around and ran out of the cave in fright, and ran halfway up the mountain in a panic before stopping.

Later, he had the courage to re-enter the cave to find out the specific reason.

So he discovered that the loud noise was caused by a piece of rock slipping down from the cave wall.

When he was checking the faults on the mountain wall, he discovered a legendary secret book on cultivating immortals!
The name of this cheat book is "Husha Golden Body Practicing Qi Jue"!
The whole book is made of a special material, like gold but not gold, copper and not copper, like a special alloy.

The whole book gives people the feeling of being a whole, as if nature is a whole.

And it is also very resilient, no matter how you tear it, the pages of this book will not be torn.

On the cover of the book is also written as a gift to someone who is destined!
At that time, the "funny me" was completely dumbfounded, and shouted and yelled: "What is this? This is a fucking adventure! Young master, I'm going to have a lucky day today! Ahahaha...! "

"I'm funny" was still a fan of martial arts TV dramas at that time, when he was watching martial arts movies.

I found that the people who encountered this kind of thing on TV were all Nima's handsome and compelling protagonists!

"Funny me" had imagined at that time, whether such a good thing would happen to me one day!

I didn't expect to meet him today!

"I'm so funny" I put my hips on my hips and looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Sure enough, I'm also the one that God loves!!! Ahhahaha...!"

"I'm so funny" opened the "Tiger Sha Golden Body Cultivating Qi Art" with excitement and apprehension.

The "Tiger Shame Golden Body Battle" is roughly divided into 4 parts:
1 white tiger Geng Jin Qi,

2 White Tiger Golden Body Jue,

3 White Tiger Rejuvenation Method,

4 Various martial arts moves and various magical secret methods are used in conjunction with the above three kinds of exercises.

For example: Tiger Shaped Fist, Tiger Roaring Kung Fu, Violent Tiger Step, White Tiger Killing Qi Jue, White Tiger Golden Light Escape, etc.

What this book says is that hype, power, and spirit go hand in hand.

He also said that Husha's golden body practice Qijue is a fairy-level exercise that can be directly practiced to become an immortal.

The three basic methods of cultivation are recorded above, corresponding to the essence, energy and spirit of the human body.

Each fundamental method can be divided into three realms, all of which have been cultivated to great success.

You can combine the three fundamental methods into one, making the practitioners become immortals instantly!
……

However, most of the content recorded in Hu Sha's Golden Body Qi Jue is useless to me.

Some even caused a lot of harm to me after I cultivated.

That is to say, I was young and ignorant at the time, and I was easy to deceive!
Otherwise, I believe you a ghost!

You bad old man is "bad and ruthless"!
Pit, pit, pit d(д), important things are said three times!

White Tiger Geng Jin Qi:
From the first level of the air-sensing environment, there is no so-called aura.

Then I started thinking about using external force?

For example: staying in a room full of steel in the summer, Nima almost killed me from the heat!

You ask me why I practice in the iron house in the summer?

Of course, it is because scientific knowledge tells us that various elements will be more active in a high temperature environment.

Moreover, the aura needed to practice the Husha Golden Body Qi Jue is metallic aura.

In other words, I couldn't find any ironworks that would accept me!
Otherwise, I would be able to practice Hu Sha Golden Body and Qi Jue next to the steel furnace!
In the end, I was as witty as I thought of taking it internally. I have swallowed steel balls, coins and other smooth small steel products.

But... still no reaction at all, you know the final result! ! !

Uncomfortable!

White Tiger Golden Body Jue: The first layer of physical strength is fine, but after a period of practice, the strength is much greater than that of ordinary people.

Later, because the conditions did not allow, so I did not continue to try again.

Because it needs to cooperate with Baihu Geng Jin Qi, and it can only be effective when practiced together.

White Tiger Rejuvenation Method:
This is Nima's worst!

The first level of visualization, it's okay!
After practicing, I have increased a lot of mental strength, at least every day will be very energetic.

The second level of entering the evil realm is too pitiful!
After successfully cultivating this level of skills, I almost failed me!

An experiment was carried out on a previous battlefield, and he successfully introduced Yinsha into his body.

But after the evil spirit enters the body, I feel that the whole person has become bad!
His temper began to become explosive and irritable, and he wanted to go up to everyone he saw.

I remember one time when I ransacked a group of people and was almost hacked to death by being caught up (_)! ! !

I'm too hard!

Fortunately, I saw a folk prescription for post-war syndrome, which is to export evil spirits out of the body through yin and yang nahan (harmony).

Hey!

……

It's okay if it's all fake, I wouldn't waste so much time on it.

But this kind of ghost thing that seems real and fake is Nima's most deceitful thing!

never mind!

Let's stop here for the time being, now I have made up my mind to destroy this cheating book! ! ! "

"Funny me" took the Tiger Sha Golden Body Nourishing Qi Jue, and put it in front of his eyes for a glance.Said: "Oh...! This life is over! I'm tired! Our fate ends here!"

"Funny me" walked to the stove, and directly threw Hu Sha's golden body Qi Yang Jue into the stove.

Then he stood beside him, watching Hu Sha's golden body nourishing Qi Jue, surrounded by raging fire inside the stove.

Then a trace of surprise appeared on the face of the "funny me".

Then I heard "Funny Me" exclaimed: "Hey! Were the liars in the past so willing to spend so much money to deceive people?

The quality of this Husha Golden Body Qi Jue,

It must be too good!
It seems that it can't be burned anyway?
mock up!

Young master, I still don’t believe it today, I can’t destroy you yet! "

Saying "I'm funny" turned around and came to the box where the charcoal was placed.

Then he picked up some charcoal from the box where the charcoal was placed and threw it into the stove.

After coming back for a while,
"Funny me" looked at the Hushajin Yangqi body art, and found that it was still not damaged.

...!
"Funny me" said: "Forget it, just leave it alone! Let it burn by itself for a while, and then talk!"

In fact, the "funny me" at this time still has the illusion of luck in his heart.

After all, how can it be possible to say that you can let go of something that you have persisted for so long!

"I'm funny" said to myself: "Today seems like Saturday, Douluo Dalu animation seems to be updated now.

never mind!

Now let's make up for the meeting!
I will talk about other things later! "

In fact, don't look at the fierce words of "I am funny", but his heart is still very entangled.

After all, this is what he has been practicing for so many years.

But now this book of Hu Sha Golden Body Qi Jue has seriously affected his life.

As long as it is still there, the "funny me" can't help studying it and cultivating it.

give up?
That is really not reconciled!
Practice?
I can't find a reason to practice again!
Simply out of sight and out of mind!
As for what you said about "I'm so funny", since I have been practicing martial arts hard for many years, how can I have time to be obsessed with online literature?

Speaking of which, it is another tragic story that makes people sad and tears.

"The funny me" was thinking about looking for some knowledge about cultivation on the Internet after the cultivation failed.

So I accidentally came into contact with Internet literature, and then fell into the deep pit of Internet literature.

It has been more than ten years now, and until now, "I am funny" has not climbed out of this deep pit!
My life!
All ruined!destroyed!destroyed!
"Funny me" sighed, took out his mobile phone and started to walk to the bed.

He was going to lie on the bed and watch Douluo Dalu anime.

"Hey!" "Funny me" sighed, and finally turned his head to look at the stove with some reluctance and said, "Goodbye, you bastard! Oh! No! I should never see you again!"

After the "funny me" came to the bed and lay down, he started to open Tencent Video to watch Douluo Dalu animation.

After 10 minutes, the "funny me" complained with a dull face: "It's a short and weak episode, can you give me some strength! One episode is only 20 minutes, and the commercial + previous review is just over 10 minutes , Whether there is a formal plot in 10 minutes is a problem.

Chinese animation ah!
I just want to ask?
Are you still saved?

Du Nima learned from that master, and each of them has a bad conscience!
What should I do to save you!

My beloved anime! "

I am not angry!I am not angry!I am not angry!

Try to keep the person in the center: those who talk less, are gentle, and speak nicely are all male gods! ! ! "

(Novices on the road, tap to complain!)
"Funny me" suddenly patted his forehead and said, "Oops! I almost forgot the important thing."

Saying "I am so funny" quickly picked up the phone and switched the APP interface of the phone.

Open the starting point app, click me, click envelope, click comment and reply.

Emperor Chunqiu (backbone): Reply to @书虫**: Master, I deserve to be you (expression).

Yesterday at 17:51
Emperor Chunqiu (backbone): Reply to @书虫**: It’s really rare for you to be so glass-hearted, you really take yourself seriously.

Yesterday at 17:52...×9.

Emperor Chunqiu (backbone): Reply to @书虫**: Come on, reply me, yeah, I’m in a bad mood just for fun, don’t be cowardly, I won’t be domineering this time.Yesterday at 18:28
After finding this information, I started to reply with a smirk on my funny face:

Bookworm** (backbone): Reply to @春秋圣帝: You are really talented!A total of 12, amazing!You're in a bad mood and I'm going to argue with you?
In your own words, you think too highly of yourself.

How do you feel today?
I actually saw this yesterday.

When you feel better, I will reply to you!
After all, I'm not someone who takes advantage of others' danger.

I hope the following words can add some material to your life (smile emoticon).

According to my analysis: 1. You are a person who is glamorous on the surface, but hard-working in reality, and arrogant, cowardly, and wretched at heart.

2. People who are a little bit secondary, a little bit self-centered, whose mind is like the tip of a needle, and whose quality and self-cultivation are extremely poor.

First analyze 1: You have a message saying that I am from the countryside. Congratulations, you guessed it right!From your words, I see that you look down on the countryside a bit.This is a show of arrogance.poor!
It is not good to think that rural people have strong self-esteem.I just wanted to laugh, when did self-esteem become a bad habit?People in the city don't have pride?Do you speak for the townspeople?Shaking your head sucks!

Cowardly and wretched: It is shown in the message that you are in a bad mood.Don't dare to trouble someone who makes you feel bad, or solve things that make you feel bad, "cowardly".

I only dare to find some innocent people (such as me) on the Internet to vent my inner rage. In your words, I am a keyboard warrior. ""Wretched"".

Analysis 2: From the screen name, it can be seen that you are a bit of a secondary school. If you guessed correctly, you should be young, still an only child, spoiled, and never think that you are wrong. You are always centered on yourself, so you will There are so many things that go wrong.

I don't understand, there was nothing between us, but you asked me a question, and I answered you.

You didn't understand the reply message, according to your words, it's a sick word.You replied to me again, "I don't understand what you wrote." (Most people don't care about it, just guess the meaning and it's over. In your later answer, you also said that you guessed the meaning).

In your words, I should not talk to you. To quote your words again, I am not your parents or teacher, so why should I teach you to understand all these things.

But I answered your question, who told me to be a kind person.

When I saw the word "thing", I felt that it was not a good word.

So I replied: "What's wrong, you say it, I'll change it, but don't say that, it's a bit insulting."

I think my writing is soft enough.

I don't know if your nerve is wrong, or the reality is stimulated?Spray ×4, and I will reply to you one by one.

You're welcome, I'm a nice guy after all.

To sum up, you should be a pampered and unsatisfactory urban bottom.

At the same time, I still think that I am quite remarkable, I am a person with extremely poor quality and character, a network keyboard man!

Finally, don't come to me for quarrels. After all, I am not a person with low moral character, and I don't like to criticize people everywhere.

Finally, I wish you the same good mood as today (smiling expression) every day.

After clicking send and then,

I, who was funny, nodded with a satisfied face, and then said to myself: "You dare to play tricks on me, I can't kill you."

At this time, a faint golden light flashed from the stove next to it.

Then you can see the Husha Golden Body Cultivating Qi Jue, emitting a pale golden light and soaring into the sky.

Then it began to attack the head of "funny me".

(End of this chapter)