the lord of all monsters

Chapter 62 Natasha: It's hard!
Coulson hung up the phone and took people out.

This time he only brought Natasha and Hawkeye, and didn't bring any extra people or equipment.

They now face a previously unknown supernatural opponent, and any high-tech equipment may have the opposite effect.

The fact that Tony and Stephen did this was unprofessional, and they probably didn't want to.

Of course, Natasha was the main one doing the job. She was a professional looking for information.

Natasha has received the most professional training in psychology and micro-expression analysis, coupled with her irresistible charm, it is difficult for any man to hide himself in front of her.

In other words, it is the nature of human males to show themselves in front of the beautiful opposite sex.

Passing by the gate of the outer courtyard where Zhang Yu was.

Seeing the three children playing in the yard again at this moment, Coulson's mentality is completely different.

Except for Mian Lingqi who had already shown up in New York, what kind of children are Nezha and Kang Na? They are even more terrifying than nuclear bombs.

At least the nuclear bomb will not move, and will not run to your door to play house.

Now watching these three children who destroyed a city every minute, playing house in the yard with masks on, Coulson felt very confused.

That feeling is like:

Tyrannosaurus rex tickles you with its own short hands.

Satan opened the gate of hell and brought thousands of demons to greet you,
In short, it is very strange.

hmm~
Coulson played tricks on Hawkeye and signaled him to find the three children to make a fool of himself.

(Colson: I remember you have a child, it's time for you to act, come on.)
Um! ! !
Hawkeye's eyes widened, and he looked at Coulson in disbelief.

(Hawkeye: Didn't expect you to be such a Coulson, this fucking kid?)
……

Hawkeye and Coulson communicated silently for a while, but they still left with a helpless expression on their faces. When they were almost there, they had already changed into a smiling and gentle uncle's face.

"Come on, kids, uncle will teach you how to play bow and arrow!"

Hawkeye said in his rudimentary Chinese, and took out his bow and arrow, and gestured at the three little ones.

"Okay!"

Nezha was the most excited, took off his mask almost instantly, and surrounded Hawkeye.

He really didn't have much interest in playing house games. He just watched the two girls want to play so much, so he played with them.

In his own world, ordinary people in Chentangguan still regard him as a monster, but now he doesn't care much, and just spends more and more time here.

Nezha would basically go home every night, after all, he didn't want his mother to worry.

"Hmm~"

Kang Na looked at Hawkeye's bow and arrow for a while, judged that it should not be eaten, and lost interest.

"After a while you have learned it, I will take you to hunt birds. Okay!"

Shoot the birds!

Kang Na's ears stood up in an instant. She tugged at the corner of Hawkeye's clothes with her small hands, and asked in a three-way sequence that she had just learned from Zhang Yu:
"What bird?

Can you eat?
Tasty?
how to eat? "

Hawkeye looked at Kangna's greedy cat, and couldn't help but find it a little funny. Also, it wasn't as difficult as he imagined.

So he boldly squatted down, touched Kang Na's silver-white hair, and said with a smile:
"That depends on what kind of birds you can catch. All birds are edible. As for whether they are good or not? That depends on how you want to eat them."

"Ha~"

Upon hearing this, Kang Na slowly opened her mouth wide, almost drooling.

Stupid!

Mian Lingqi watched the two little friends turn their backs so quickly, and couldn't help but secretly sighed.

As a facial spirit transformed into a demon by jealousy in people's hearts, she is naturally sensitive to people's hearts.

Although the person in front of him was not malicious, he definitely approached them with some kind of purpose.

Just looking at Nezha and Kang Na being so interested, he thought that the eldest face was not good enough to dampen their interest, so he had to put away the mask silently and stand with them.

Forget it, let's see what tricks you play.

Hawkeye didn't expect it to be so smooth, and happily led the three little ones out.

Hey, Coulson, let me tell you, it's easier than I thought it would be.

……

On the other hand, Natasha's mood was not so good.

She entered the inner courtyard unimpeded all the way, and then saw that Zhang Yu, the bastard, was still sleeping on the recliner.

It's been a day of sleep now.

Of course, it doesn't matter, she Natasha has never seen anything.

Under normal circumstances, when faced with such a situation, she should take off her clothes, sneak into Zhang Yu's arms like a fish, and perform a spell of charm. Uzumaki Naruto called him an expert after seeing it.

However, there is already someone in Zhang Yu's arms.

Asaka Kazama lay on Zhang Yu's right arm unsuspectingly, falling asleep with the gentle afternoon sun.

The naive sleeping posture highlights a sense of peace of mind, as if everything is supported.

Natasha watched from the side and called herself an expert.

Kingsman, Black Widow, Natasha, the enchantress of S.H.I.E.L.D., and the things committed by the former wife are not impossible, they are all for missions.

Normally, when faced with such a situation, she should lie down on Zhang Yu's back, gently hug his back, and use her tenderness and charm to open up the situation.

I believe that with her unparalleled charm and rich experience, she will soon get what she wants.

but……

Why is there another person behind him?

Tang Jiuzheng and Zhang Yu were lying on the reclining chair back to back, sleeping soundly and heartlessly.

This……

I thought it was a fish pond, but I didn't expect my brother to be a sea king.

is losing.

Facing the strange situation of three people lying on a deck chair, Natasha was instantly embarrassed.

Logically speaking, with the level of extravagance and lust in capitalist countries, she has seen the situation of a few more people, or dozens of people, and she has a way to solve it.

If you can't be soft, you can be hard, if you can't be hard, you can be soft.

Under the combination of soft and hard, even if you are a hundred steelmakers, you can also turn into soft fingers.

But now, Natasha is not facing some arms dealers and drug dealers.

There are many things that cannot be used by Zhang Yu and others.

After all, in addition to Zhang Yu and Tang Jiu, who are also humanoid nuclear bombs with a high probability, even Asaka Kazama, who can make resentful spirits die, is also the target of S.H.I.E.L.D.

To put it bluntly, with Zhang Yu's current threat, if he wants, he can become the god of some countries at any time.

And Natasha has just seen how powerful Tang Jiu is.

In her eyes, Tang Jiu's careful thinking about Zhang Yu was no different from writing it directly on her face.

Engage in a prostitute in front of the queen?

Divas may make you die very rhythmically.

Play hard and soft against God?
God can lift up your ashes.

Natasha: It's hard!
(End of this chapter)