The Life of a Salted Fish After I Killed Hokage

Chapter 1 The boy's urine has been refined
Fei Yu never thought that he would encounter time travel, he just flew the kite for a while during the thunderstorm, and after feeling numb all over his body, the scene in front of him completely changed.

Cold and damp woods.

Thick foliage covered the sky.

Fei Yu didn't care about the environment.

What he cared about was that there was a seriously injured and fainted person beside him.

Messy silver hair and broken armor were all stained with blood, one could imagine how fierce the battle he had gone through.

His face was bloody and bloody, even if his own mother came, he might not recognize him.

People have the instinct to seek good luck and avoid bad luck, Fei Yu wanted to run, but his leg was caught by the injured person, and he couldn't move a bit.

Looking at his little feet, he helplessly opened his pants and took a look.

Fei Yu was wronged and helpless.

He turned into a little boy around 3 years old.

"Ding, the strongest ** system is activated and starts scanning the host."

"Ding, the strongest ** system failed to start, re-initialize."

"The system can still fail to start. I have been struck by lightning, and I will be struck by lightning wherever I go."

"Ding, the system has successfully started and is bound to the host."

In Feiyu's mind, the system voice sounded again without emotion.

With the emergence of a system in time travel, life can reach its peak, and he can realize being a salted fish that can be eaten while lying down.

"Hello, system."

"Ding, a reward task is released: Kill Hokage. After the task is completed, evaluate it. The higher the evaluation, the richer the reward."

Feiyu was dumbfounded.

From the mission, Feiyu knew that he had traveled to the world in the Naruto anime.

Just as he stretched out his hands, they were covered with black lines and looked a little mysterious.

But Feiyu is just a little kid now.

What's up with this system.

He was given a hell-level mission without even saying hello.

Kill Hokage?

Hokage is the ceiling of this world.

What did he use to kill him?
Drowned Hokage with 3-year-old boy's urine?

This system is so unreliable.

Feiyu wanted to cry and laugh at the same time.

Both pleasure and pain.

I thought that getting the system would lead him to the peak of Xianyu's life, but even if he couldn't, at least take him out of this terrible virgin forest.

None of these can be done, what kind of system is needed.

Just when Feiyu complained about the system and tried to leave.

There was a faint groan in his ear.

"water."

"Uncle, you are still alive, let go, I will find water for you."

Fei Yu endured the nausea, and hurriedly approached the bloody face, only to hear what he said.

There is no shortage of water in the forest, but the feet are constantly being grabbed and there is no way to leave.

Fei Yu started to get a little nervous. If the wounded man who seemed to have only half life left beside him couldn't bear it, he would never be able to leave here again. If another beast came, he would have to finish the game completely.

When I get nervous, I want to go to the toilet.

"correct."

"Urine is also water, and boy's urine is still tonic. I hope this uncle can let me go after drinking it."

Fei Yu took out his little penis, found a leaf rolled into a container and took a small bowl.

"Uncle, here comes the water, drink it quickly, it will be fine after you drink it."

It was hard for the seriously injured uncle to drink it.

"Phew, let me go at last."

Fei Yu was leaning against the tree trunk, she was unconscious after being caught by the uncle just now!

Although the feet had been released, black and blue silt marks had already formed on them.

I just rubbed my sore feet a few times.

"What you gave me to drink was your piss."

A powerful and majestic voice suddenly sounded in his ear, Fei Yu knew who it was without even thinking about it, there were only the two of them here.

"Hey, uncle, you are awake, isn't this the water you want to drink, but you have been grabbing my feet, I can only, only"

Fei Yu was taken aback. A normal person would go crazy knowing that what he drank was urine.

If this seriously injured person killed him in anger, it would be a tragedy. Who would let him die? People asked for water but gave him urine.

"You are not Feiyu, who are you?"

Fei Yu raised his head in fear, and when he saw those eyes that could devour the soul, his mind was blank, and all he was waiting for was death.

But he had been terrified for a few minutes, a little tired, and blinked his eyes a little interferingly, and he didn't realize what the powerful wounded in front of him had done to him.

"Ding, mission accomplished."

"Get a 5-star rating, rewards: Rogue shield, soul extraction, and a bounty of 1 million taels."

"Obtain the title of Butcher Shadow Killer. (Increase damage to War Shadow by 50%)"

The sudden system prompt startled Fei Yu, and he stood up suddenly, staring at the tall and mighty figure with a pair of red pupils staring at him all the time.

Fei Yu looked at the man in front of him in a dazed way, and that look of contempt at the world was still enough to scare people to death.

"What's the situation, who is Hokage?"

"Did I really kill Hokage with boy urine?"

Just at this time.

There were shouts all around.

"Lord Hokage."

"Hokage-sama, how are you doing?"

"Stop shouting, Hokage-sama is dead."

"Ah, my great teacher, you died a terrible death!"

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Fei Yu looked at the crowd who suddenly appeared beside her.

Trembling all over.

Eyes flicker.

"I killed Hokage."

"How to do?"

"Urgent, wait online."

Suddenly Feiyu felt his head was heavy and painful, and a lot of memories that did not belong to him appeared, and then he fainted
In a dimly lit room, a young ninja and an elderly woman stared at a little boy lying on the ground.

The floor is covered with mysterious patterns.

"Mito-sama, do you really want to seal Feiyu?"

"If you don't seal him, the soul power in your body will continue to flow away, and you will die soon."

"After the seal, when he falls into a deep sleep, his soul will slowly recover, and there may be a chance to wake up, and his body will remain in its original state."

"Start sealing!"

Drowsy, Fei Yu heard the secret words that he was about to be sealed.

"System, I'm about to be sealed, is there any way to save me?"

"Ding, the system's self-protection has failed, and it is working hard to repair it. Start the host data backup."

"..."

After struggling for a while, Fei Yu was sealed and fell into a deep sleep.

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time flies.

The vicissitudes of life.

"Ding, the system repair is complete, and the host data has been restored successfully."

In a familiar and pleasant system prompt tone.

Feiyu woke up.

He remembered killing Hokage the moment he crossed into the world of Hokage, and then he was sealed for 10 years, and lived in a daze for three years.

During those three years, he had a dream that he could never recall.

Today is the time to wake up.

Fei Yu from her previous life was the dream she was most afraid of.

It was a dream that he was teaching in the classroom, but he did not expect that when he woke up, he was really in the classroom.

First of all.

What came into view was the angry eyes of a ninja wearing armor, and beside him stood a super cute girl who was about 6 years old and looked like a tomato.

Fluffy long red hair wrapped around a round face, a pair of big watery eyes, and a small pouty mouth, just looking at it, I couldn't help but want to kiss her.

"Hi everyone, my name is Uzumaki Kushina."

The classmates in the audience are very strange to her, but she really wants to be accepted by them.

Finally got up the courage to say my name to everyone.

But the students in the audience did not respond or even respond.

"I will definitely become a Hokage."

Kushina went on to talk about her dream, and her intention was to let the students know that she is the same as them and has a common dream.

I thought it would make everyone accept her faster, but I didn't expect it to be ridiculed in exchange.

"Haha, look, this newcomer is an idiot."

"There's no girl in Konoha who can be Hokage."

"Her hair looks like the tomatoes I ate in the morning."

"Haha."

Uzumaki Kushina, who was standing on the podium, felt that she was abandoned by her classmates.

It's fine if the boys don't understand her, even the girls don't recognize her, Jiuxinna feels very wronged and wants to cry, but she can't be seen as weak, she can only hold back the tears, the tears are spinning in the eyes, and quickly Can't help it.

Feiyu saw the young Kushina on the podium, and recalled the plot of the previous Naruto anime.

Thinking of the tragic life she has experienced.

Kushina became the princess of the subjugated country at the age of 6; was kidnapped at the age of 7; was imprisoned in Konoha for more than 8 years after the age of 10; the child died in pain when he was just born.

Fei Yu thinks: Uzumaki Kushina tragically died under the claws of Kyuubi in order to protect the newborn Naruto. Her maternal love deeply touched his inner regret.

"Starting today, Kushina, I will change your miserable life."

Sudden.

A sonorous and powerful voice broke the grievance and helplessness of the whirlpool Kushina, and also agreed with her dream.

"Uzumaki Kushina, I support you as Konoha's first female Hokage."

"Hokage needs to be strong to lead the village better."

After Fei Yu finished speaking, she also revealed a row of shiny teeth made of helium and krypton gold.

"Feiyu, get out and stand for punishment."

Amidst the roar of the teacher and the greater ridicule of the students, Fei Yu walked out of the classroom leisurely, and when passing the podium, she secretly gave Jiu Xinna a tissue to wipe her tears.

　The writing of this book collapsed, the new book (starting from Konoha with a punch)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)