The Life of a Salted Fish After I Killed Hokage
Chapter 215
Chapter 215
The child's spoofs were mixed with innocent but evil laughter. A child carried a stinky sock that Fei Yu threw everywhere and stuffed it into Fei Yu's nostrils.
Originally, the child wanted to gag Fei Yu's mouth, but was stopped by a kind little girl who carefully reminded her that if she also gagged her mouth, she would suffocate.
Some children dragged a long piece of toilet paper out of the toilet. Considering the paper towels were fragile, they wrapped them countless times around Fei Yu's hands and feet, and opened new paper towels from the cabinet to wrap them again.
There were also children who dragged out all the clothes and quilts from Fei Yu's closet, and piled them all on Fei Yu's body.
Immediately afterwards, the child climbed to the highest point of the pile and slid and rolled down from it like a slide.
And there are also children who are already hungry from playing, and run to the refrigerator to find something to eat without any scruples.
By the way, he brought two oranges and put them on Fei Yu's eyes, and put the tofu cubes on Fei Yu's mouth, and carefully removed his hands to keep them steady.
Unexpectedly, the buttocks of the child who had just slipped off the quilt were smashed, and the child who put the tofu looked disappointed for a moment, then turned around and went to the refrigerator to see if there were any tofu cubes.
Feiyu's home suddenly looked like a playground, filled with the lively sounds of children laughing, ping-pong-pong, which attracted passers-by downstairs to look at the window.
It seems that Fei Yu is the only one in the whole world who is still indulging in his sleep, and he didn't wake up to see that his home has been messed up by these brats.
Fei Yu, who was still in a dream, faced an even more exaggerated scene. Fei Yu was covered in a black belly in the firework war, unable to pull out the sword in hand, and surrounded by fierce tigers pounced on her.
It's just that when he was close to him, he could only rely on his head to dodge, while the tigers barked wildly at him with deafening voices, and their mouths were full of sharp teeth, ready to eat him at any time.
In the dream, Fei Yu seemed extremely difficult to use his strength. He only felt that he had almost exhausted his whole body's strength to hold the tigers in front of him with his bare hands, and he had to give up at any time.
It was time for him to be powerless, and he even knew that all the skills on his body were gone, his body was like an empty shell, and he closed his eyes in despair.
As soon as the strength in his hand was loosened, he was swallowed alive by the tiger in the next moment.
But the picture was still at this moment, Feiyu didn't feel any impacting pain, when he slowly opened his eyes again, he looked at Tsunade, and when he opened his eyes with a calm face, he glared at Feiyu.
In the next second, Tsunade raised his hand, ready to slap his face with murderous eyes.
Fei Yu felt so painful, hot and stinging, and couldn't get used to it for a while, feeling as if she shed tears.
But Feiyu felt more and more clearly that it was not the face that hurt, but the eyes, and was instantly stunned by the dazzling light.
Afterwards, Fei Yu saw that the light in front of him was blocked by human heads one after another, and Fei Yu's tears flooded his wet eyes, and he thought he saw many Tsunade's heads in a trance.
Thinking that Fei Yu was still in a dream, she cursed in her heart: 'Damn it, what is this? '
And the voice of the fierce tiger came from the ear in an instant. At the position closest to Fei Yu's ear, many people shouted energetically with the same voice:
"Get up!"
Only then did Fei Yu realize that her eyes were forcibly opened by a few children in front of her, and this is the real world.
Fei Yu burst out wanting to sit up and see clearly who was playing tricks on her, but found that getting up had never been so difficult.
He tossed and pushed down all sorts of things on his body, and before he even had time to react in anger, the people in his room had fled the scene quickly.
Fei Yu looked around, and almost didn't recognize that the place where she fell asleep was her own home. It was a mess like it had been invaded by aliens.
Feiyu's breath has not yet slowed down, and he even feels that the soul has not yet fully returned to his body. His hair is messy and his eyes are dull. He said to himself helplessly and sadly:
"Forcibly waking someone up is very hurtful, do you know that?"
After Fei Yu was raped by a group of stinky kids, she was still in a trance.
There was a burst of irritability in my heart, and I was so puzzled that I had nowhere to vent, and then I wanted to try to calm down and continue to sleep again, but found that it was impossible.
He squinted his eyes and saw that his home was in a mess, and when he closed his eyes, he heard that the faucet was not completely closed, and that the milk on the table was accidentally hit by the kid during his escape.
At this time, the dripping sound of the faucet was matched with the sound of dripping on the originally clean floor.
Although Fei Yu is not such a complete cleanliness person on weekdays, she has always maintained a neat and tidy habit, and there is no particularly unbearable living habit.
Thinking that he seemed to be sleeping in a pile of mud at this moment, which was not much different from the scene in the nightmare just now, a sudden fire in his heart caused him to kick the quilt away.
One of Meng stood up and saw the chandelier on the ceiling dangling in the air. After looking carefully, he saw that an egg was placed in each glass cover by the group of brats just now.
Fei Yu wondered whether to laugh or cry, could it be that they still want the eggs to hatch chicks in the lampshade under the heat of the light?
Feiyu was flustered and confirmed again and again that she really couldn't fall asleep, and was so irritable that she didn't want to face her home at this moment.
I didn't clean up anything, I wanted to go directly to the sink to wash my face and go out. As soon as I passed the sink, I saw that it was full of cleaning liquid, and there were countless bubbles mixed with the water.
I guessed it for a while, it was probably for the fun of making bubbles, and I saw a lot of straws next to it at a glance, used or not.
Some fell on the floor in a mess, and Fei Yu almost slipped when she turned around, and accidentally twisted her waist.
Fortunately, he reacted quickly and supported the edge of the card slot, stabilized himself, lowered his head and trembled slightly.
Fei Yu had already turned from anger to helplessness, and she hadn't fully woken up yet. She went out from the gate and thanked herself that the external picture she had hung had not been destroyed.
His godless eyes closed the door casually, he didn't want to stay inside for a moment.
Fei Yu was sleepy and exhausted, walking aimlessly on the street, her eyes interfered and was stung by the strong sunlight in the afternoon, causing tears to flow from time to time.
People passing by were curious about Feiyu's expression at the moment, their eyes were red and tears were flowing, but there was no trace of sadness on their faces.
Someone even whispered to the people around him, thinking that Fei Yu was sleepwalking at the moment, so it would be better not to wake him up or move him, and let him continue walking alone.
Feiyu swayed all the way to the vicinity of Konoha Ninja School. When passing by a newly opened meatball, the voice inside caught his attention and seemed to awaken his mind.
Slightly turning towards the source of the sound, I saw Tsunade and Kushina sitting inside laughing and eating.
(End of this chapter)
The child's spoofs were mixed with innocent but evil laughter. A child carried a stinky sock that Fei Yu threw everywhere and stuffed it into Fei Yu's nostrils.
Originally, the child wanted to gag Fei Yu's mouth, but was stopped by a kind little girl who carefully reminded her that if she also gagged her mouth, she would suffocate.
Some children dragged a long piece of toilet paper out of the toilet. Considering the paper towels were fragile, they wrapped them countless times around Fei Yu's hands and feet, and opened new paper towels from the cabinet to wrap them again.
There were also children who dragged out all the clothes and quilts from Fei Yu's closet, and piled them all on Fei Yu's body.
Immediately afterwards, the child climbed to the highest point of the pile and slid and rolled down from it like a slide.
And there are also children who are already hungry from playing, and run to the refrigerator to find something to eat without any scruples.
By the way, he brought two oranges and put them on Fei Yu's eyes, and put the tofu cubes on Fei Yu's mouth, and carefully removed his hands to keep them steady.
Unexpectedly, the buttocks of the child who had just slipped off the quilt were smashed, and the child who put the tofu looked disappointed for a moment, then turned around and went to the refrigerator to see if there were any tofu cubes.
Feiyu's home suddenly looked like a playground, filled with the lively sounds of children laughing, ping-pong-pong, which attracted passers-by downstairs to look at the window.
It seems that Fei Yu is the only one in the whole world who is still indulging in his sleep, and he didn't wake up to see that his home has been messed up by these brats.
Fei Yu, who was still in a dream, faced an even more exaggerated scene. Fei Yu was covered in a black belly in the firework war, unable to pull out the sword in hand, and surrounded by fierce tigers pounced on her.
It's just that when he was close to him, he could only rely on his head to dodge, while the tigers barked wildly at him with deafening voices, and their mouths were full of sharp teeth, ready to eat him at any time.
In the dream, Fei Yu seemed extremely difficult to use his strength. He only felt that he had almost exhausted his whole body's strength to hold the tigers in front of him with his bare hands, and he had to give up at any time.
It was time for him to be powerless, and he even knew that all the skills on his body were gone, his body was like an empty shell, and he closed his eyes in despair.
As soon as the strength in his hand was loosened, he was swallowed alive by the tiger in the next moment.
But the picture was still at this moment, Feiyu didn't feel any impacting pain, when he slowly opened his eyes again, he looked at Tsunade, and when he opened his eyes with a calm face, he glared at Feiyu.
In the next second, Tsunade raised his hand, ready to slap his face with murderous eyes.
Fei Yu felt so painful, hot and stinging, and couldn't get used to it for a while, feeling as if she shed tears.
But Feiyu felt more and more clearly that it was not the face that hurt, but the eyes, and was instantly stunned by the dazzling light.
Afterwards, Fei Yu saw that the light in front of him was blocked by human heads one after another, and Fei Yu's tears flooded his wet eyes, and he thought he saw many Tsunade's heads in a trance.
Thinking that Fei Yu was still in a dream, she cursed in her heart: 'Damn it, what is this? '
And the voice of the fierce tiger came from the ear in an instant. At the position closest to Fei Yu's ear, many people shouted energetically with the same voice:
"Get up!"
Only then did Fei Yu realize that her eyes were forcibly opened by a few children in front of her, and this is the real world.
Fei Yu burst out wanting to sit up and see clearly who was playing tricks on her, but found that getting up had never been so difficult.
He tossed and pushed down all sorts of things on his body, and before he even had time to react in anger, the people in his room had fled the scene quickly.
Fei Yu looked around, and almost didn't recognize that the place where she fell asleep was her own home. It was a mess like it had been invaded by aliens.
Feiyu's breath has not yet slowed down, and he even feels that the soul has not yet fully returned to his body. His hair is messy and his eyes are dull. He said to himself helplessly and sadly:
"Forcibly waking someone up is very hurtful, do you know that?"
After Fei Yu was raped by a group of stinky kids, she was still in a trance.
There was a burst of irritability in my heart, and I was so puzzled that I had nowhere to vent, and then I wanted to try to calm down and continue to sleep again, but found that it was impossible.
He squinted his eyes and saw that his home was in a mess, and when he closed his eyes, he heard that the faucet was not completely closed, and that the milk on the table was accidentally hit by the kid during his escape.
At this time, the dripping sound of the faucet was matched with the sound of dripping on the originally clean floor.
Although Fei Yu is not such a complete cleanliness person on weekdays, she has always maintained a neat and tidy habit, and there is no particularly unbearable living habit.
Thinking that he seemed to be sleeping in a pile of mud at this moment, which was not much different from the scene in the nightmare just now, a sudden fire in his heart caused him to kick the quilt away.
One of Meng stood up and saw the chandelier on the ceiling dangling in the air. After looking carefully, he saw that an egg was placed in each glass cover by the group of brats just now.
Fei Yu wondered whether to laugh or cry, could it be that they still want the eggs to hatch chicks in the lampshade under the heat of the light?
Feiyu was flustered and confirmed again and again that she really couldn't fall asleep, and was so irritable that she didn't want to face her home at this moment.
I didn't clean up anything, I wanted to go directly to the sink to wash my face and go out. As soon as I passed the sink, I saw that it was full of cleaning liquid, and there were countless bubbles mixed with the water.
I guessed it for a while, it was probably for the fun of making bubbles, and I saw a lot of straws next to it at a glance, used or not.
Some fell on the floor in a mess, and Fei Yu almost slipped when she turned around, and accidentally twisted her waist.
Fortunately, he reacted quickly and supported the edge of the card slot, stabilized himself, lowered his head and trembled slightly.
Fei Yu had already turned from anger to helplessness, and she hadn't fully woken up yet. She went out from the gate and thanked herself that the external picture she had hung had not been destroyed.
His godless eyes closed the door casually, he didn't want to stay inside for a moment.
Fei Yu was sleepy and exhausted, walking aimlessly on the street, her eyes interfered and was stung by the strong sunlight in the afternoon, causing tears to flow from time to time.
People passing by were curious about Feiyu's expression at the moment, their eyes were red and tears were flowing, but there was no trace of sadness on their faces.
Someone even whispered to the people around him, thinking that Fei Yu was sleepwalking at the moment, so it would be better not to wake him up or move him, and let him continue walking alone.
Feiyu swayed all the way to the vicinity of Konoha Ninja School. When passing by a newly opened meatball, the voice inside caught his attention and seemed to awaken his mind.
Slightly turning towards the source of the sound, I saw Tsunade and Kushina sitting inside laughing and eating.
(End of this chapter)
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