The Life of a Salted Fish After I Killed Hokage

Chapter 29 Don't Bother Me
Fei Yu reluctantly got up.

He had been busy arranging Kushina's birthday party last night, and he only slept for eight hours.

This time the system woke up again.

He walked out of the dog meat hot pot restaurant, kicked Dagou, who was squatting at the door, and asked Dagou to squat under the counter inside instead of affecting the business there.

Konoha's Huoyingyan head is built on a cliff with a vertical height of nearly [-] meters.

Feiyu walked to the top of Hokage Rock.

Today, his task is to jump from above.

"Ding, the task is released: jump off the cliff within 30 minutes. No injury reward: little devil's wings, severe injury reward the true copy of the Nine Yin Scriptures; death reward: 1 tael."

If it wasn't for yesterday, I got the reward of that time hourglass.

Fei Yu would definitely give up on this stupid death-seeking mission.

In Feiyu, I want to experience what it feels like to see Konoha from this height.

Standing on the top of the cliff, it takes less than a minute to appreciate the infinite scenery of Konoha.

Someone is bothering him again.

"Xiao Feiyu, I've made up my mind. The second of next month is my birthday. I don't want any money. You can make me a statue bigger than that of Kushina."

"Get out of the way, don't bother me, you stupid and fierce sister."

Fei Yu has always felt that women are very annoying, and she can't afford to provoke you, so she avoids you, and keeps annoying him.

He is not a dog licker, and when he sees a beautiful woman, he runs over to serve her, except for Jiu Xinnai.In his eyes, others can be ignored, including Tsunade in front of him.

He just wants to be a salted fish happily, why does someone always want to stop him.

Moreover, Feiyu has to complete the task now, and then go back to catch up on sleep is the most important thing.He didn't want Tsunade to interrupt his sleep, didn't he see that his dark circles could be compared to national treasures?
If it was yesterday, Feiyu would definitely have been beaten up if he dared to say that about Tsunade.

Today's Tsunade is very strange, being scolded by Fei Yu like that, but he didn't rush to beat him.

Instead, he begged Feiyun in an even weirder way.

Tsunade actually started acting like a baby.

Feiyu searched all the memories of his previous life animation.

Never found that Tsunade turned out to be a coquettish woman.

But no matter what, now Fei Yu just wants to use his time hourglass to complete the tasks of the system.

I also don't want to show Tsunade that he can come back from the dead.

So I can only ignore him directly, knowing that I can't get rid of Tsunade, I just get angry with her.

"Miss Tsunade, can you leave me alone. Go find your rope tree to solve it, or you can find it yourself if it doesn't work.

Although Orochimaru is a bit slippery, it's okay.Don't bother me, okay?I beg you. "

It seems that Tsunade didn't know if he took the wrong medicine or was poisoned today, Feiyu scolded him like that, even insulted her, but she kept approaching, Feiyu could only keep backing away, almost fell off the cliff .

"They just want a small statue, and you don't even satisfy me with such a request. You are so annoying."

Tsunade was even more coquettish, and put her fingers on her lips, matching her seductive posture.

Feiyu was really about to vomit.

If he didn't know Tsunade's character, he might enjoy 1 minute.

If you can't go away, hit me.

"Miss Tsunade, why don't we make a bet."

"Okay, but this time I'll come up with a topic."

"I win, you make me a statue, I lose, I won't see you again."

When Tsunade said that she would never see Feiyu again, her eyes were very strange.With the meaning of parting that is gone forever, never to be seen again.

Although Feiyu saw Tsunade's weirdness.

However, he, a salted fish, didn't want to worry about that much.

I just want to drive Tsunade away as soon as possible.

Then he also dismissed the system tasks, the task time is only 10 minutes left, he wants to go back to sleep, he wants to be a salted fish.

"Our bet is very simple, just play a game with me. If I win, you must make a statue for me."

Fei Yu took a closer look at this woman who was sure to lose every bet. She was so thick-skinned that she only knew how to bully children. Their strengths were very different.

On the surface, Feiyu is just a six-year-old preparatory jonin, but in fact, relying on the system to burst out, he can crush ordinary jnin.

Tsunade is now an elite Jnin.

And she has already mastered the strange power boxing.

Feiyu thought to himself: "Even with a passive shield, I can't withstand Tsunade's full-strength punch, and I might be killed by her on the spot."

So head-to-head Fat Feiyu will lose.

However, he does not believe in evil.

Because Tsunade really lost every bet, he used his brains.

"Miss Tsunade, do you think my small body can hold your finger? Or you should kill me."

Tsunade glanced at Feiyu, who was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, and it seemed that he really would rather die than make a statue of her.

"Don't say I'm bullying you. I only use my shadow avatar. I only have [-]% of my strength, and I won't bully you. You don't need to use strange power. That's fine. Hurry up and stop talking nonsense, let's do it.

Fei Yu secretly took out a bag of things from the system space, and took out a biscuit in the shape of a bear in the bag.

Crazy Biscuit: Increase the amount by five times, and the effective time is 1 minute.

This is a quest reward obtained a long time ago, and now it can finally come in handy. With Fei Yu's current chunin power, increasing it by five times can basically beat up the top ninja violently.

And he also has a bonus that increases movement speed by 50%.A consolation prize for failing to challenge Watergate.

In the state of frenzy, the movement speed is increased to 2.5 times.

Now as long as his speed is fast enough, he can definitely blow up his shadow clone before Tsunade can react.

Feiyu also only knows physical skills, and he has not practiced for 1 second through time travel, even though his current level is Chunin.

But he doesn't know how to climb trees, tread water, etc. to control chakra.

Only the most primitive and savage way can be used, that is to blow with fists.

Just after Tsunade separated a shadow clone, and when the newly separated clone opened its mouth to say no nonsense, Feiyu's legs exploded.

All the chakra in the whole body is concentrated under the feet, and a huge energy burst out in an instant.

The stones under his feet were all shattered, and his body rushed towards Tsunade's clone like a cannonball.

After approaching, he simply kicked out a kick.

Tsunade is not bad, and he is also worthy of the strength of the elite jonin.

Although it was just a shadow clone, it also took Fei Yu's explosive attack in the crotch.

She kicked out the same kick and confronted Fei Yu head-on.

Tsunade didn't believe that a six-year-old child could compete with her in martial arts.

Battles come and go as fast as they come.

Just 1 second later, Tsunade's shadow clone was blown up.

Moreover, Feiyu used his fist, which abruptly blasted Tsunade's big weapon.

When Feiyu's kick was blocked, he turned over in an instant.

Two fists are used: Shuanglong comes out of the water.

The target is her somewhat cumbersome weapon.

The shadow clone with only [-]% strength, plus underestimating Fei Yu, was blown up without even reacting.

After a puff of smoke dissipated, Tsunade grabbed Feiyu by the collar again, raised it with one hand, and hung in the air.

He can blow up the shadow clone, but he can't resist the angry blow of Tsunade's body.

"Death Feiyu, you dare to hit me!"

Tsunade was furious, she didn't believe it, and she was ashamed.

The place where she had never been touched for so many years was touched by Fei Yu today, and she was very violently blown up.

"I would like to bet and admit defeat, Tsunade-san, sister, please go away."

Although Feiyu was held up in the air with one hand at this time, he was not worried at all. Hokage Fat Sheep, after losing for so many years, he believed that Tsunade was still a bit of a gambler.

Then he arrogantly assumed the victor's pose, pointed to the way down the mountain, and told her to get lost.

"I hate you, Si Feiyu."

(End of this chapter)