Douluo Peerless Era

Chapter 223 Doas!girl

"Some things are beyond your control."

At noon the next day, Ai Yiai met her parents who were still in the city.

As soon as the old couple met, they would brag and ask each other, what is it like to live in the country, and what needs help.

"By the way, Mom and Dad, my daughter prepared some shows, and I trained some servants to perform.

"Oh, you're still so hardworking."

"But Mom and Dad, the zombie show I'm preparing may be a little scary. The name of this show is Corpse Bride."

"By the way, daughter, you are about to get married. I have found you a good family in the city. Why don't you marry quickly?"

Um?Are you so anxious to sell your daughter?

"Mom and Dad, how many years has your daughter been single?" Hmm!Lolitas like you are the most valuable, and your development is just right, especially for the tastes of those loliconers.

"Oh, you are already fourteen and you are not a villain. Let's talk about your ideals to marry a good husband. Besides, the grade I found for you is very high, and the other party is the head of the eight imperial merchants. Huang Sanlang of the Huang family."

"Understood." Ai Yiai was very obedient, she was afraid she was going to marry a dead fat house, anyway, those wives who are rich and young are... well, I will cry if I talk too much.

Wait until I really think about it and don't need to marry at all, let's carry out my plan first.

After a while, I took my parents for a walk in the courtyard I woke up to, "Daughter, why do you think the blood cherry blossoms you cultivated are so beautiful?"

Tsk, I wouldn't say that there are more than a dozen dead bodies buried underground. These two are really old things. How good the dead people are as fertilizer. I have made a great contribution to the country. It is a pity that there are so many corpses. Why do you want to be cremated? It is said that sparks are more auspicious, and it would be good to feed the dogs with so many dead people every year.

But the most important thing for this guy right now is to blackmail his parents with everyone, um, this poor kid who was threatened.According to the plan, coming to the small church in this courtyard will take his parents prisoner.

After a while, it was finally time to watch the performance at Jingru Chapel.

Two servants came on the stage, and they seemed to be performing cross talk.

"Oh, recently, I always feel a little bit annoyed. What did I do?"

"Yes, there are some strange things, shouldn't it be, by the way, I heard that a primitive tribe has a very vicious witchcraft, which is to make a puppet that is very similar to the person you hate, and then abuse the puppet It’s just abusing this guy, and I saw such a store on the street the day before yesterday.”

"Ah, I feel like I'm being cursed. What the hell is this going to do?"

"Don't worry, I have a prescription for your condition."

"what is that?"

"It's very simple, it's plastic surgery."

"Plastic surgery? It's the big guy in women's clothing that's been circulating in the market recently."

"What, the big guy in women's clothing is really far worse than my plastic surgery."

"Could it be a shemale?"

"No, even that, I don't know what to say, you've heard of Painted Skin, right?"

"Oh, I know when you say that."

"Don't you see that the audience at the scene doesn't know much about this story? I'll just retell the story. There was an otaku who had a younger sister at home one day, so he committed suicide. You can watch the scene Don’t the audience not know what is ***? Let me tell this story again. One day the otaku had a younger sister and she committed suicide. Don’t you think the audience doesn’t know what *** is? I At once……"

"Wait, isn't there a young monk in that mountain?"

"Hey, this is her dating with her own sister."

"It's not like if you kiss me, you'll love me. You talk so much, people don't know what it means?"

"I'm not saying that brothers and sisters can also have feelings, but sometimes this relationship..."

"Wait a minute and God can't keep you."

"Okay, let's go back to the original sentence, look at this and then, one day, my brother found that his eyes were disturbed by some unknown mechanism, and he saw that everything was a variety of fleshy existence, except that sometimes his sister was still in a normal state, especially in When my sister is taking a bath."

"Stop it, besides God is going to die."

"By the way, brother, you said that there are so many taboos in this world, do you have any taboos?"

"There are no taboos at all, okay? I, Tanglang Mountain, walk honestly and leniently, so there are no taboos."

"Then I heard that you called something stupid and authentic, but you were caught by the patrol." Note: The reformed emperor is called Xu Zhengpin.

"What, I said that the quality of this tea is too poor, not upright enough."

"But the patrolman said, if you say you are stupid, you must be referring to our Emperor."

At this point in the program, the old lady finally couldn't bear it anymore, "How can you reflect on the current emperor so satirically, you don't know how big a crime it is."

"My lord, please make amends. My daughter also wants to please my lord."

"Nonsense, what happened to me, you uneducated daughter, what would your fiancé think if he saw this?"

Ai Yiai leaned close to her mother and hugged her, "Understood, does my daughter just have some hobbies? Besides, she only has such a little hobbies, is she planning to satisfy me?"

"Okay, you have to be obedient, and obedient children will have candies."

But the fate of the old lady ended here, when a long sword pierced her. "This is?"

"You have no chance to understand." Under Zhantong's extremely fast action, this old noble couple ended their sinful life, maybe it was just sinful.

But Ai Yiai saw this kind of scene, but she didn't expect to realize how fragile her heart was when this day really came. Because of her own reasons, she killed her parents with her own hands?
In fact, the assassination mission can be carried out anywhere, but this old couple, as a pair of devout Illuminati, will subconsciously lower their own strength in the church, especially when this kind of entertainment program is in full swing.

"Finally solved this big trouble, let's go have a big meal tonight, my treat."

"Okay."

However, at this moment of cheering, it seemed that this girl was almost desperate. His parents were killed by him?How can this be?

Maybe it's extremely possible.

God will give you whatever you want.

At this time, Yi Ai was on the verge of blackening.

"This scene is so familiar to be honest."

Elder Yi couldn't help sighing.

"Really?" Huo Yuhao asked.

"I was like this at the beginning, and then I got such a heaven-defying power of undead magic, and this one seems to have got some power a long time ago."

"It seems that things are getting more and more troublesome. This cute girl is definitely not simple. What kind of person likes to abuse people?"

(End of this chapter)