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Chapter 5 The Legendary Big Fat Sheep

Ninja shorts.

Lying on the bed, Yunhe couldn't sleep because of tossing and turning, all he thought about was Iroha's black ninja shorts.

He couldn't figure out why Iroha was wearing a ninja uniform, why she had to cover herself tightly with a white coat, and then made a half-covered appearance of still holding a pipa.

In addition, he also felt an inexplicable sense of loss.

It is the nature of all men to explore the unknown. Once the truth is discovered, the desire to seek knowledge will immediately fade away, and they will even feel ashamed and helpless towards their previous self...

But the reason why I can't sleep today is not only because of the black shorts...

And the five black pills in his hand.

That's right, five times more than yesterday!
Yunhe burst into tears, and sincerely wanted to thank the Immortal of the Six Paths for being so kind to him!

at the same time.

On the river outside Muye Village, two men in black robes of Jinyun bounced rapidly on the water.

"Why do you want to retreat, with your strength..." the dried persimmon ghost shark with a face resembling a shark asked a little dissatisfied.

"Naruto's current state, we don't need to worry yet." Itachi was sweating profusely, with a tired look, and his tone seemed to be talking about trivial matters.

The airflow brought up by the jump made Itachi's long hair flutter non-stop, and he continued: "And I also need to find a place for my body to take a good rest."

"Sure enough, did the previous battle still affect you..." Kisame's tone was firm.

Itachi frowned, and the Gouyu on the kaleidoscope disappeared in a flash, and instantly returned to ordinary black pupils.

Not only 'Tsukiyomi' but also 'Amaterasu' were used to barely escape from Jiraiya, one of the Sannin.

There was also the man before, who was excellent in both taijutsu and ninjutsu, who had no boundaries of blood succession but was able to tie with him.

"Yufei Yunhe!" Itachi deeply imprinted the name in his heart.

Kisame turned her head to look at Itachi who was pretending to be calm, her heart was full of shock.

This was the first time they had seen such a distressed Itachi since their partnership.

……

On the dark corridor, a beautiful woman with twin ponytails was walking around with a leather lockbox.

Her figure is plump, her skin is white and tender, and the bulge in front of her body rises and falls as she walks. No matter how you look at her, she is a mature and beautiful female ninja.

The woman violently opened the door in front of her, put the combination box on the table and unlocked it one by one.

Inside are neat stacks of banknotes, worth as much as one million yuan.

"Wow!"

"Master Tsunade, then... that money... Could it be..." The female ninja with short hair was so shocked by the huge amount of banknotes in front of her that she couldn't speak clearly.

"That's right, I borrowed it." Tsunade's tone was flat, as if in her eyes these were just insignificant coins.

"it is good--"

Tsunade opened his hands, revealing the big word 'gambling' on the back, and said excitedly: "Mute, in this way we can not only win the money back, but also make a lot of money!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she dragged Jing Yin reluctantly to the busiest street.

They stopped in front of the most prestigious store on the street.

"Oh!" Jing Yin exclaimed, "This...isn't this the place with the highest bet..."

"What are you afraid of? Let's go!" Before Shizune finished speaking, the impatient Tsunade had already lifted the curtain and walked in.

"Well?"

Entering the room, eight people with different images and appearances who resembled the eldest brother in the movie all looked at each other with unfriendly expressions.

The imagined situation did not happen...

The reality is that there are several strong men with bruised noses and swollen faces lying here and there on the ground, and they wailed in pain from time to time.

On the carpet between them, sat a handsome young man, he smiled and said, "Yo, long time no see, Tsunade-san!"

"Why...how could it be you, Yunhe?!" Tsunade's inner doubts were beyond count.

She casually put down the combination box in her hand, and the banknotes full of it were displayed.

"Hehe, I accidentally had some small accidents with these people." Yun He touched his head in embarrassment.

Then he put away his laughing expression, and said seriously: "Want to come to gamble? ——The legendary big fat sheep."

"You have a big tone, brat!" Tsunade sat down carelessly, his neckline was slightly open, and the whiteness in it was faintly visible.

"Let's talk, what are you competing for?" While speaking, she pushed the lockbox to the middle, indicating, "This is my bargaining chip for today."

"In that case, let's play the simplest game." Yunhe took out two brand new decks of poker from behind and placed them on the table, "Have you heard of 'double nervous breakdown'?"

"As the name suggests, two decks of cards are required to play the game."

"Different from ordinary neurasthenia, 'double neurasthenia' not only requires the same number of cards turned over, but also the same suit."

"That is to say, among the 104 cards, each card corresponds to only one correct answer."

"Well, even if it's Tsunade-san, you still have a chance to win this game." Yunhe said calmly.

Tsunade smiled, with a confident look: "Then you are going to lose until you have no pants left."

At the beginning of the game, all 104 poker cards are spread on the table with their backs up, and Tsunade will play first.

"Hmm...Ace of Spades and Ace of Diamonds, this is not correct." Tsunade said in a deep voice.

"You're right, so now it's my turn. Come out, Ace of Spades... Well, what a pity." After Yunhe turned over a 5 of clubs, he felt a little regretful.

According to the rule that there is only one possibility of pairing, the probability of 'Double Neurasthenia' drawing the same card by luck is only 1/103.

In other words, it is almost impossible to win by luck. You can only remember the cards turned over by memory, which is a great test for the ninja's memory.

Heart 8, Diamond 10, Spade K...

One by one poker cards were turned over on the table, the number of them was dizzying, and the few big men who were beaten up were dumbfounded.

"The King of Spades is here as I remember it."

"Here is the 8 of Hearts."

Yunhe and Tsunade gradually figured out the way, and began to find the same cards.

"It's amazing, these two people are evenly matched." The bearded man who watched beside him exclaimed.

"Is it my illusion? They seem to have never made a mistake since just now." Scarface opened his mouth in shock.

"What do you mean?" the bald man sitting beside asked.

"No, it's just that as long as it's the card they turned over, they can immediately find it and make a match." When Scarface spoke, he still stared at the two of Yunhe intently.

"J of Spades, I've seen this one before." Yun He thought about it and turned over a card, which was really the Jack of Spades as he said.

"Sure enough, they memorized the positions of all the cards!" Everyone exclaimed in unison.

"Since the memory is equal, the rest is a competition of luck."

"There are still 22 cards left, this little brother has 40 cards, and Tsunade's big sister has 42 cards. It is still a tie." Scarface analyzed, "But the fewer cards left, the more likely it is to turn over correctly." The bigger it gets, the most critical moment is about to begin.”

"I didn't expect you, Yunhe, to have such strength." Tsunade exclaimed.

Yunhe said without changing his face: "Sister Tsunade, you are not bad either. It is hard to imagine that you are what they call the 'legendary big fat sheep'."

"You guessed it! This one is the same, I've seen this one, and that one!" Tsunade gradually became excited, as excited as if the goddess of victory was approaching.

"Oh, take 8 cards in a row, I'm sorry Yunhe, you may have to go back naked this time." Tsunade said triumphantly, but her expression froze in the next second.

"How is it possible? This Ace of Spades is definitely here, how did it become something else?!"

(End of this chapter)