Konoha Potion Maniac

Chapter 1 I'm really doing it for him

Cut open the wound, take out the remaining Kunai fragments, fold your hands together, and then the healing technique will be activated. There will be a flash of green light, and the original palm-sized wound will disappear!

The young man wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked at the cured patient in front of him, feeling a sense of excitement spontaneously:

"Successful, I finally succeeded, how many times of dedication, how many times of sweat, I finally got the opportunity to complete a treatment of patients independently..."

Outside the house, five medical ninjas were holding recording boards, watching the boy's treatment process, and they were full of praise:
"This kid is really good. In just half a year, he already has the strength of a low-level medical ninja!"

"Yeah, and he's still so young, he's only eight years old this year!"

"Such a young age, and such a fast learning speed, this has created two records in our hospital!"

The teenager inside the house is treating the patient, and the assessors outside the house are amazed. It was originally a scene with a normal painting style, but what follows...

Looking at the comatose patient in front of him, the young man took out a bottle of reagent and poured it into the patient's mouth, his excitement could no longer be suppressed:

"Damn it, there is finally no one around, and I can finally complete my experiment, right? Remember today, you will become the miracle of Konoha Village!"

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"Where's Jiraiya? Where's Orochimaru? Where's Sarutobi III? Where the hell are they? Come out and fight me one-on-one. I feel unprecedented power emerging. I'm actually just a ninja. Are you kidding me? If the Jnin comes, I can beat ten of them one at a time, aren't they just related households, call them all out, and see if I don't beat them to death!"

On the roof of Konoha Hospital, a ninja in hospital clothes roared crazily. Through his open hospital clothes, one could vaguely see the pale pink marks on his chest just after healed. However, at this moment, this fighting spirit was very The high-spirited ninja ignored his newly healed body, glanced contemptuously at the surrounding medical ninjas, rushed out with a sword step, punched Shemaru sissy, and kicked three generations of bitter gourd face faintly in the air. Come!

…………

"Oh!"

The sound of palms being slapped on the wooden table came, and Hirizaru Sarutobi, who was in his prime, had veins on his forehead, and he yelled frantically at the boy in front of him:

"Hatake Zhouduan, what are you doing?"

"Eh?"

The young man called Zhou Duan looked at Hokage in front of him with a bewildered expression, and asked in great surprise:
"Did I do something?"

"Hehe, pretend, you pretend for me again!"

The third generation looked at Zhou Duan coldly, and then picked up the documents on the desk in pain:
"Moshang Shizhen, a member of the Asuka team, a ninja, took on ninja missions 11 times, completed 10 ninja missions, and failed once, and it was this time that the enemy stabbed Kunai in the chest, so he blocked it quickly. But it also caused Kunai fragments to go deep into the chest. Considering that the injury is scary, but not serious, it is used as Hatake Zhoudan, which is the content of your kid's lower-level medical ninja exam, and in order to avoid the feeling of dependence when operating , so I let you operate this treatment alone, no one is left in the room, and it is precisely this that no one is left..."

The third generation stared at Zhou Duan with gritted teeth:

"I don't know what your kid gave this idiot. He ran around in the village alone, crazily provoking all the powerful ninjas with names and surnames. It would be fine if he suddenly improved his combat power, but Danzo was only tentative. He released a D-level ninjutsu and severely injured him. 80.00% of his body was fractured. He is currently hanging in the intensive care unit. This guy has not improved his combat effectiveness at all. You don’t want to say anything about it ?"

"Eh? Is that so?"

Zhou Duan innocently widened his eyes:

"I really didn't do anything. You know, there is no one in the operating room. Who saw it? I must have been wronged!"

"Do you think I'm an old fool?"

Three generations of heavy slaps on the table:
"There was no one in the operating room, but at that time there were five assessors watching you outside. Are they shameless enough to use you as a child as a shield?"

Zhou Duan scratched his head, clapped his hands suddenly, and showed his thumbs to the third generation:

"As expected of Hokage, you were able to predict things like a god, and you immediately discovered the intention of these five guys to frame me!"

"Frame a fart!"

Even if there is a city like the third generation, he couldn't help but swear at this moment. He opened the drawer of the desk, pulled out a notebook, and read it painfully:

"Three days ago, it was discovered that Hatake Shuduan had poured a bottle of red unknown potion into the mouth of the kitten who was offering a reward for the mission. As a result, while its agility was improved, its hunger and digestion ability were also significantly improved. The result was Hokage. Yan Erdai's nose was covered with a thick layer of excrement, and it took two days for the cleaning staff to clean it up!

Ten days ago, it was discovered that Hatake Shudan had poured a bottle of unknown blue potion into the mouth of Inuzuka Naruto's ninja, causing him to urinate on Hokage Iwa's face for half an hour, while avoiding the ninja Afterwards, the dog was extremely dehydrated and did not fully recover until two days ago!
A month ago, it was discovered that Hatake Shuduan had poured a bottle of unknown yellow medicine into the mouth of a male patient who had just undergone surgery. Because the speed was too fast, other medical staff had no time to stop it. According to Hatake Shuduan, the medicine only increased the body However, after the patient woke up, he showed great interest in the same sex. Before he was stunned, this person had already taken off the pants of 3 medical staff, and what was even more outrageous was that he took one of the medical staff The personnel were held hostage on Hokage Rock, and their underwear had already been taken off. If Anbe hadn't stunned him in time, the first same-sex prostitution case in the history of Konoha would have happened on Hokage Rock! "

Sandaime frantically threw the unfinished file in his hand at Zhou Duan's feet, and roared with flaming eyes:

"I don't understand. Why do you guys like to make trouble on Hokage Rock so much and destroy Hokage Rock? This is something that other ninja villages in the past have dreamed of doing, and you have done it countless times. Are you playing with them or harming Konoha, don't look at you, believe it or not, I will throw you into Konoha Prison!"

The roar of the third Hokage ended, and the room fell into silence. Zhou Duan stared blankly at Hokage, stunned by his momentum for a moment, and after standing there for two seconds...

"Wow…………"

A loud cry resounded through the entire Hokage Building!

"..."

Hokage's face immediately looked as if he had eaten a fly, and when he heard the sound "Hokage-sama, Shudan's guardian, Hatake Sakumo has arrived" from outside the door, the corners of Sandai's mouth twitched.

In the end, Hokage looked at Sakumo Hatake who had just entered the room with a dazed expression, and Zhou Duan who kept rolling, groping around with snot and tears, and drove them out with a headache!
(End of this chapter)