Konoha Potion Maniac

Chapter 103 The Shrewd Rope Tree

"By the way, Captain, Master Jiraiya has been tricked by you so many times, how could he still be fooled?"

After a strange silence, Baizhang couldn't help but say:
"And you have too much hatred for him, right? Is it really okay for you to target Jiraiya-sama like this? Isn't it a little bad for you to hold on to someone?"

"Don't worry, when Jiraiya heard Tsunade-sama's name, he immediately became mentally handicapped. I won it easily. As for whether I have any problems with Jiraiya, hehe..."

Zhou Duan sneered:
"Based on the harm he caused me before, I can't wait to kill that scum with my own hands!"

Thousand-armed rope tree: "..."

Namikaze Minato: "..."

Hinata Hundred Palms: "..."

Ryota: "..."

Looking at Zhou Duan's "sinister" expression, everyone wisely didn't say anything more. When they met a guy like Zhou Duan who held grudges, but this guy was a black and merciless existence, everyone present could only I can silently wish in my heart that Zilai can also live strong in the days to come!
"Speaking of which, Naoki, the captain uses your sister as a bait to trick Mr. Zilaiya, don't you mind?"

Bai Zhang poked the rope tree beside him:

"I see you look very calm!"

"Hey, what can I do, I can't wait for Zhou Duan to use my sister to stimulate Zi Lai more!"

Sheng Shu looked up to the sky and sighed, showing a shrewd and melancholy expression for the first time:

"My elder sister is already twenty. Compared with other female ninjas who married at the age of twelve or thirteen, she is already an older young woman, and she will not be able to marry soon. She is already in a state of hunger. No, the former A guy named Kato Duan confessed his love to my sister a while ago, and my sister almost couldn't hold herself anymore. You said the situation is so critical!

But no matter how worried she is about marrying, don't choose Kato Duan. What's so good about that guy? The guy who practices spiritualization is not in good health. His body is so weak that he can be blown down by the wind when he stands. It doesn't sound good, but he can also chat with my sister. If he really gets to bed, can he be satisfied with my sister's physical condition?
How many cases in our village have divorced because they only coveted the beauty of female ninjas but neglected their strong bodies, and finally divorced because they could not satisfy the other party? This is clearly a flash marriage and divorce!
Jilai also likes to show off, so let's do it well. Seriously, his conditions are really not bad. As a disciple of the third generation, one of the three ninjas, he can be regarded as right with my sister, and he is strong, strong, and tall. He is also handsome and not stupid, and he is a licking dog when facing my sister. This is the person who can live a lifetime. You said that there is such a good guy around you, but you are still worried about getting married. Tell me, what is my sister? What do you think!

"Fuck!"

Hearing Shengshu's well-organized and logical remarks, everyone present was shocked at that time, and Baizhang next to him was even more confused:
"Shengshu, if you transfer your understanding of your sister to other aspects, it is estimated that the position of Hokage is not far away from you!"

"is it?"

Hearing this, Sheng Shu was also stunned:
"Is there any necessary connection between this understanding and Hokage? Although my combat effectiveness is still a little bit weaker, isn't my IQ and hard-working spirit not enough for the position of Hokage?"

"really!"

After hearing Shengshu's words, Baizhang directly covered his face:

"Once other things are involved, this guy will become mentally retarded again!"

"asshole!"

The rope tree immediately caught fire:
"what are you saying!"

"Ryota, thank you so much this time!"

Not paying attention to Naoshu's anger, Baizhang saw that Zhou Duan's treatment was over, and Liangtai also looked sluggish and wanted to leave. Baizhang directly pulled seven or eight dried fish from his arms and stuffed them into Liangta's mouth , Konoha is rich in products, and nearly one-third of the place is close to the sea. Dried fish, dried meat, and compressed biscuits have almost become the standard equipment for ninjas. Baizhang’s home is close to the sea, so except for compressed biscuits, all he carries are dried fish. Yes, thanks to this, Liang won't leave with too much regret:

"This is all the fish I carry with me. I'm sorry that I don't have any fresh fish for you now, but I will dig a pond for you when I get home. This is my promise!"

"Thank you... I took it, then I... yell!"

Liangtai's mouth was full of dried fish, and he could only give a vague thank you to Baizhang with difficulty. Liangtai let out a few grunts, rubbed his head against Baizhang's shoulder, and a puff of white smoke After that, get out of here!
"Captain, what shall we do next?"

The psychic beast who had just concluded the contract left, which made Baizhang feel a little disappointed. In order to hide his embarrassment, Baizhang asked:

"Should we continue to hide and wait for the enemy, or take the initiative to find the enemy in hand?"

"No, we need to find someone now!"

Zhou Duan took out a bright yellow tortoise from the neckline, the tortoise raised its head, stretched out its claws and pointed to the front right:
"300 meters in this direction is Matt wearing it!"

"Matt Dai? Zhou Duan, why are you looking for him?"

Sheng Shu couldn't help being puzzled when he heard the name:

"Isn't that guy Wannian Genin? And he's a pervert who put on a tights that might as well not be in order to hide that he's an exhibitionist!
It is said that a while ago, he also broke the news that he had taken in an apprentice, and that he could worship Mait Dai as his teacher. It is estimated that the apprentice is also an unreliable pervert! "

"I'm sorry, but that unreliable and perverted apprentice you're talking about is me!"

Zhou Duan glanced at Shengshu coldly, and "accidentally" revealed five or six bottles of medicine from his arms:
"Shengshu, I told you a long time ago, don't listen to unreliable gossip, and Matt Dai's strength is not low, but very strong. It seems that I have not trained you too much. Don't worry, wait until you come back After the village, I will train you well!"

"Gollum!"

Sheng Shu swallowed hard, although this guy was very sure that Zhou Duan had never said anything about gossip to him before, but at the critical moment, Sheng Shu was very clever and did not talk back to Zhou Duan!

"Okay, time is urgent..."

Zhou Duan took the lead and rushed towards Matt Dai:

"There is no extra time to waste!"

………………

"Oh, let's burn your youth—Whirlwind Konoha!"

"Hey, let's release the vitality - the Konoha whirlwind!"

"Yeah, the beast inside me is trembling - Konoha Bad Yansheng!"

"Have a drink, do you want to dance too? — Konoha Gori Whirlwind!"

Before anyone saw it, the shameful shouts came. Obviously the name of the second half of the move is very domineering, but the first half of it is like a sand sculpture no matter how you look at it!

"Whoosh whoosh!!!"

Four voices pierced the air. It was Zhou Duan and the four standing on the branches around Maitedai. Maitedai, who had just finished the battle, saw Zhou Duan and was extremely excited for an instant. He saw the people around Zhou Duan. Baizhang, Minato and Shengshu surprised him even more. Before Zhou Duan could speak, Maitedai, who flashed a touch of green in his hand, disappeared in an instant. Clothes!

Zhou Duan was stunned for a moment, then glanced around with a bitter expression, and then found out in despair that at some time, he, Minato, Baizhang, and Shengshu had been put on the special green tights of Maitedai ​​at the same time!

(End of this chapter)