Konoha Potion Maniac

Chapter 394 The Fierce Confrontation between Zhou Duan and Jiraiya

In Wunin Village, in a pile of rocks, a palm-sized toad came out of a small hole in the ground below. Then, the toad grew its mouth and spit out four figures one after another!
"Quick, hurry up!"

Zhou Duan directed Kakashi and Obito:

"Hurry up and pull Lin out of the plastic bag, be careful, wipe the plastic bag clean first, be careful not to touch Lin, or she will scream and kill you both!

It's okay if you two are dead, but it will be troublesome if her screams attract people! "

"Brother, you can really talk!"

Kakashi gave Zhou Duan a dissatisfied look, and worked together with Obito to get Rin Nohara out of the plastic bag.

It can be seen that although as a ninja, Nohara Lin has already undergone brutal training.

But facing the toad gastric juice that Zhou Duan and the others brought out from the toad's mouth, Ye Yuanlin still avoided it carefully, for fear of getting a little bit of gastric juice!
"Teacher Zhou Duan, thank you very much!"

Nohara Lin looked at Zhou Duan with a flushed face:

"I didn't expect you to be so considerate, and even made a plastic bag to put me in!"

"It's okay, I just prepared a few bags because I thought this would happen..."

Zhou Duan took out the scroll and sealed the bag thrown on the ground:

"When I saw you just now, when I said that I was about to get into the mouth of the toad, I almost fainted. You can't do this. As a ninja, what if you can't resist this?
Simply because our time is not urgent, and I mainly bring you here to gain knowledge, otherwise, you will not be so lucky.

And, thanks to me being the one who came back, if that bastard Jiraiya, even if you brought your own plastic bag, he will force you to throw away the plastic bag! "

Nohara Lin: "(>﹏<)"

Listening to Zhou Duan's words, and imagining the scene at that time, Nohara Lin couldn't help shivering:
"Teacher Zhou Duan, what should we do if that time really comes?"

"It's easy!"

Seeing Nohara Lin's frightened look, Zhou Duan smiled with satisfaction, and dug a hole for Zilaiya again:

"Next time, if you are scheduled to perform a mission with Jiraiya, then before performing the mission, first visit Master Tsunade!
Don't worry about what's there or not, first let me say a word: Zilai also sees your expression is weird, you are a girl, you should understand the specifics!

Anyway, just vaguely reveal to Tsunade-sama that Jiraiya also has bad intentions for you.

When you see Jilai appearing in front of you with a pig's head on his head when you start to carry out the task, it proves that Jilai will never dare to think about you again, and you don't have to be afraid of Zilai's retaliation... ..."

Zhou Duan raised his hand to stop Nohara Lin from what he hesitated to say next:

"But the moment you see Zilai's pig's head with a bruised nose and swollen face appearing in front of you, immediately report my name, and he will never do anything to you!"

"That, that..."

Nohara Lin is still worried:

"Won't that cause you trouble?"

"Don't worry!"

Zhou Duan smiled coldly:
"I and Zilai are also old enemies, and I have an endless hatred with him!
In order to get revenge on him, in order to make him never find a female player to form a team, no matter what kind of crazy revenge I get from him, I will have no regrets! "

Kakashi: "(⊙x⊙;)"

Obito: "(||Д)"

Nohara Lin: "(⊙ω⊙)"

"No, bro..."

What Zhou Duan did was so insane that even Kakashi couldn't see it:

"Although Jiraiya-sama is usually unreliable, aren't you going too far?"

"Excessive? Kakashi, do you still remember the time when Jiraiya came to our house five months ago?"

Zhou Duan squinted at Kakashi:
"That time, that scumbag poured a powerful diarrhea potion into our teapot on the premise that he was also poisoned. Thanks to you, you are still a Jōnin. You were also tricked that time, right?
Doesn't it feel good to stay in the bathroom for three days and three nights? "

"Didn't you poison that time?"

Kakashi's eyes widened in surprise:
"What I saw at the time was you took out the antidote, drank the antidote in front of Jiraiya with a livid face, and then he ran out clutching his stomach!"

"Silly boy, otherwise I'd say you haven't grown up!"

Zhou Duan glared at Kakashi bitterly:
"The first time I drank that potion, I realized something was wrong. It wasn't some clever poison at all, but a mixed distilled extract of various poisons and various expired medicines!
You know, this kind of messy mixture is the most difficult to detoxify. Relying on my status as the fourth in command of Muye Hospital, I was a little overconfident.

As a result, as soon as I drank this poison, my idea of ​​wanting to slap Jiraiya in the face was ruined!

In desperation, I could only forcefully pretend that everything was under control. At that time, in order to prevent Zilai from seeing my embarrassing appearance, I was simply pretending! "

Zhou Duan sighed and glanced at Kakashi:
"I only found out after the fact that Jiraiya was ready to burn the boat at that time, in order to prevent me from desperately finding an antidote on him, he himself didn't prepare an antidote at all!
After drinking the poison, he rushed directly to Mr. Tsunade, and Mr. Tsunade spent two days and two nights to cure Jiraiya!
It was even worse for me, clutching my stomach and staying up for two full days and two nights before I could make the antidote!

After drinking the antidote, I slept all day before making a second bottle of antidote.

If it wasn't for me, Kakashi, you're still desperate in the bathroom right now! "

"Brother, I'm sorry... eh, no..."

Hearing Zhou Duan's words that didn't seem to be fake, Kakashi just wanted to apologize to Zhou Duan in shame, but suddenly found something wrong!
"Brother, after you successfully developed the potion, why didn't you insist on making another bottle and save me as soon as possible, instead of making my potion after sleeping again?

With your physical condition, no matter how bad it is, you should be able to survive this day, right? "

"You unlucky child, I am also a human being, I have been tortured by that kind of poison for two days and two nights, I can't stand it, okay?"

Zhou Duan looked at Kakashi with eyes like a white-eyed wolf:
"Furthermore, the self-reaction time of the medicine does not require people to keep watching;
Moreover, in the final potion preparation stage, without a good spirit, it is impossible to successfully prepare the correct potion!

Kakashi, my brother assures you, it’s not you in the bathroom at all, the way you cry to me in despair is so intoxicating that I listen to your desperate cry, it’s too comfortable, so I can’t help falling asleep caught! "

Kakashi: "(▼皮▼#)"

"I have a question, Lin!"

Seeing the confrontation between Zhou Duan and Kakashi, Obito couldn't help but said to Nohara Rin in a doubtful tone:

"Our Konoha has such a group of unreliable guys, but it can still flourish. What is the reason for this?"

(End of this chapter)