Elves' Heavenly Mission
Chapter 67
Chapter 67
"Bah!"
Ma Liyang suddenly sensed something was wrong, the owner is planning to find another new love!
"Zi~"
A flash of lightning flashed between the two horns, and then, after reducing the power to a level that Yun Ning could bear, it went towards Yun Ning.
"Ah~~~"
There was a scream, and Yun Ning was shocked by Ma Liyang's electric shock, and the hairs all over his body stood on end.
Su Zhizhan looked puzzled and asked:
"what happened to you?"
"It's nothing."
Yun Ning pretended nothing happened, but the black smoke from his mouth betrayed him.
Yun Ning licked Baa Liyang's belly fiercely, wishing to lick all the hair off its body.
I don't know when it started, Ma Liyang comprehended the electrotherapy technique by himself, and used electric shocks to teach Yun Ning when Yun Ning made him unhappy.
However, the power of Ma Liyang is still very well controlled, which can make Yunning feel pain without causing substantial harm to Yunning.
Yun Ning was torn in his heart, not knowing whether he should mourn his miserable life in the future, or comfort himself with his talent for controlling electric energy.
It's just that you have such good control over your battery, why don't you help people get rid of Internet addiction?
Yun Ning feels that in the future, if he can no longer go on the path of being a trainer, he can take Ma Liyang to help the Internet-addicted teenagers get rid of Internet addiction.
At that time, maybe his Ma Liyang will be named the King of Thunder and Lightning.
Su Zhizhan looked at Yun Ning, who was a bit strange, without thinking too much, and said:
"It's the elf shopping mall in the county town. There are a lot of elves for sale. There are also many people who buy them, all of whom are senior high school graduates of our class!"
Yun Ning stopped the hand that tortured Ma Liyang and said:
"Then you Ibrahimovic, who helped you choose?"
"Who helped me choose it? I chose it myself! At that time, I saw this one among many Ibrahimovic, so I bought it home."
Yun Ning's words made Su Zhizhan feel a little baffled.
"You mean, you picked this Ibrahimovic yourself, and the reason for choosing it was simply because it looks more pleasing to the eye?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"And this Ibrahimovic is in the ordinary Ibrahimovic pile, and it is not placed separately?"
"Yeah, is there a problem?"
Yun Ning took a deep breath and suppressed the swear words in his heart.
Is there a problem?It's a big problem, okay?
This is Ibrahimovic with a conservative personality and hidden characteristics!
Whether it evolves into a sun elf or a fairy elf in the future, it will be a super powerful existence, okay!
What a shit luck!I can understand that you can find Ibrahimovic with a conservative personality, but you have met Ibrahimovic who hides his characteristics for Mao?
Yun Ning speculated that maybe the elf shopping mall in the county did not expect that there would be Ibrahimovic with hidden characteristics in this batch of Ibrahimovic.
After all, it is difficult to distinguish the hidden characteristics of the characteristic Eevee from the ordinary characteristics.
What's more, the birth probability of hidden features is also very low.
Seeing Su Zhizhan who was still unclear about what happened, Yun Ning felt mixed feelings.
Is this the Emperor of Europe?
"You Ibrahimovic. Can you sell it?"
Yun Ning leaned close to Su Zhizhan's ear and asked softly.
"roll!"
Su Zhizhan directly pushed Yun Ning away.
Yun Ning just wanted to open his mouth to continue to seduce, but the baa liyang in his arms quit.
How dare you ignore the existence of Ben Baa, Ben Baa will electrocute you to death!
A flash of lightning flashed, and Yun Ning's screams resounded at the school gate.
This time Su Zhizhan understood, and couldn't help laughing secretly.
The Ibrahimovic who told you to covet my house deserves it!
"Buybuy?"
Ibrahimovic tilted his head and looked at Yun Ning curiously.
This person is so strange.
Before you know it, the time has come to 8.50 minutes.
The classroom was full of students who came to listen to volunteer teaching.
And parents.
The head teacher has already come to the classroom and chatted with many parents.
When the bell rang at 9 o'clock, the head teacher left the parents' pile, returned to the podium, and began to explain the skills of filling in the application form.
Yun Ning was drowsy when he heard it. He, who has been a human being for two lives, felt that he might know how to fill in the volunteers better than the head teacher.
Su Zhizhan at the same table saw Yun Ning's performance and asked in a low voice:
"Have you decided what to fill in?"
Yun Ning said listlessly:
"It's decided."
Su Zhizhan came to his senses and asked:
"Which school? What major?"
Yun Ning opened the application form uniformly issued by the school, pointed to a certain location, and said:
"Here, that's it."
Su Zhizhan took a closer look, and saw that the location Yun Ning was pointing at was Zhouhai College, which majored in dumb animal breeding.
"Are you going to raise a dull beast?"
Su Zhizhan's eyes widened, and he asked Yun Ning in disbelief.
"What, is there a problem?"
"It's a big problem. Didn't you see that this dumb animal breeding major is free of tuition?"
"I see, what's wrong?"
"What's the matter? Can free things be good things? It shows that the alliance is in urgent need of talents in this field, but no one is willing to learn, so the tuition fee is waived!"
"Well, then what?"
"And then, this major must be a big pit!"
"Oh, how do you see it?"
"It's not that simple. Just the word Slowly Beast is a big pit! As we all know, Slowly Beast is one of the elves with the lowest IQ, and it is extremely difficult to communicate. Moreover, its body has a very long reflex arc, even if there is any discomfort in the body , and will not express it to humans. This also makes it difficult for the people who raise the slow beast to know what is wrong with the slow beast and how to solve the problem!"
Su Zhizhan's words aroused Yun Ning's interest, and instead of sitting up straight on the table, he began to think about Su Zhizhan's words.
Yun Ning clearly remembers that in the previous life, the little mentally handicapped once went to Junpi Town where the dumb beast was regarded as a god, and there, the little mentally retarded stepped on the tail of a dumb beast.
At that time, the little mentally retarded man desperately apologized to Slowly Beast, but Slowly Beast just looked at the little mentally handicapped with a dazed expression.
When the little mentally handicapped thought nothing was wrong, the pain on the tail of the dumb beast was transmitted to the brain, and the dumb beast hugged its tail and began to cry.
It can be seen that the reflex arc of Slowly Beast is really long.
While Yunning was still thinking, Su Zhizhan continued:
"The so-called slow-witted animal breeding is actually to obtain slow-witted tails by feeding slow-witted animals. Because the tails of slow-witted beasts will fall off by themselves, and this thing is also one of the few elf foods that humans can eat. It is extremely delicious. As a result, the supply exceeds the demand, and countless rich people are willing to buy it with thousands of dollars."
Yun Ning said strangely:
"Doesn't this mean that there is a bright future for the breeding of slow-witted beasts?"
Su Zhizhan said angrily:
"Bright fart! Have you never thought that a major that seems to have a bright future will be reduced to the point where you need to use tuition exemption to attract candidates to apply for the exam?"
(End of this chapter)
"Bah!"
Ma Liyang suddenly sensed something was wrong, the owner is planning to find another new love!
"Zi~"
A flash of lightning flashed between the two horns, and then, after reducing the power to a level that Yun Ning could bear, it went towards Yun Ning.
"Ah~~~"
There was a scream, and Yun Ning was shocked by Ma Liyang's electric shock, and the hairs all over his body stood on end.
Su Zhizhan looked puzzled and asked:
"what happened to you?"
"It's nothing."
Yun Ning pretended nothing happened, but the black smoke from his mouth betrayed him.
Yun Ning licked Baa Liyang's belly fiercely, wishing to lick all the hair off its body.
I don't know when it started, Ma Liyang comprehended the electrotherapy technique by himself, and used electric shocks to teach Yun Ning when Yun Ning made him unhappy.
However, the power of Ma Liyang is still very well controlled, which can make Yunning feel pain without causing substantial harm to Yunning.
Yun Ning was torn in his heart, not knowing whether he should mourn his miserable life in the future, or comfort himself with his talent for controlling electric energy.
It's just that you have such good control over your battery, why don't you help people get rid of Internet addiction?
Yun Ning feels that in the future, if he can no longer go on the path of being a trainer, he can take Ma Liyang to help the Internet-addicted teenagers get rid of Internet addiction.
At that time, maybe his Ma Liyang will be named the King of Thunder and Lightning.
Su Zhizhan looked at Yun Ning, who was a bit strange, without thinking too much, and said:
"It's the elf shopping mall in the county town. There are a lot of elves for sale. There are also many people who buy them, all of whom are senior high school graduates of our class!"
Yun Ning stopped the hand that tortured Ma Liyang and said:
"Then you Ibrahimovic, who helped you choose?"
"Who helped me choose it? I chose it myself! At that time, I saw this one among many Ibrahimovic, so I bought it home."
Yun Ning's words made Su Zhizhan feel a little baffled.
"You mean, you picked this Ibrahimovic yourself, and the reason for choosing it was simply because it looks more pleasing to the eye?"
"Yeah, what's wrong?"
"And this Ibrahimovic is in the ordinary Ibrahimovic pile, and it is not placed separately?"
"Yeah, is there a problem?"
Yun Ning took a deep breath and suppressed the swear words in his heart.
Is there a problem?It's a big problem, okay?
This is Ibrahimovic with a conservative personality and hidden characteristics!
Whether it evolves into a sun elf or a fairy elf in the future, it will be a super powerful existence, okay!
What a shit luck!I can understand that you can find Ibrahimovic with a conservative personality, but you have met Ibrahimovic who hides his characteristics for Mao?
Yun Ning speculated that maybe the elf shopping mall in the county did not expect that there would be Ibrahimovic with hidden characteristics in this batch of Ibrahimovic.
After all, it is difficult to distinguish the hidden characteristics of the characteristic Eevee from the ordinary characteristics.
What's more, the birth probability of hidden features is also very low.
Seeing Su Zhizhan who was still unclear about what happened, Yun Ning felt mixed feelings.
Is this the Emperor of Europe?
"You Ibrahimovic. Can you sell it?"
Yun Ning leaned close to Su Zhizhan's ear and asked softly.
"roll!"
Su Zhizhan directly pushed Yun Ning away.
Yun Ning just wanted to open his mouth to continue to seduce, but the baa liyang in his arms quit.
How dare you ignore the existence of Ben Baa, Ben Baa will electrocute you to death!
A flash of lightning flashed, and Yun Ning's screams resounded at the school gate.
This time Su Zhizhan understood, and couldn't help laughing secretly.
The Ibrahimovic who told you to covet my house deserves it!
"Buybuy?"
Ibrahimovic tilted his head and looked at Yun Ning curiously.
This person is so strange.
Before you know it, the time has come to 8.50 minutes.
The classroom was full of students who came to listen to volunteer teaching.
And parents.
The head teacher has already come to the classroom and chatted with many parents.
When the bell rang at 9 o'clock, the head teacher left the parents' pile, returned to the podium, and began to explain the skills of filling in the application form.
Yun Ning was drowsy when he heard it. He, who has been a human being for two lives, felt that he might know how to fill in the volunteers better than the head teacher.
Su Zhizhan at the same table saw Yun Ning's performance and asked in a low voice:
"Have you decided what to fill in?"
Yun Ning said listlessly:
"It's decided."
Su Zhizhan came to his senses and asked:
"Which school? What major?"
Yun Ning opened the application form uniformly issued by the school, pointed to a certain location, and said:
"Here, that's it."
Su Zhizhan took a closer look, and saw that the location Yun Ning was pointing at was Zhouhai College, which majored in dumb animal breeding.
"Are you going to raise a dull beast?"
Su Zhizhan's eyes widened, and he asked Yun Ning in disbelief.
"What, is there a problem?"
"It's a big problem. Didn't you see that this dumb animal breeding major is free of tuition?"
"I see, what's wrong?"
"What's the matter? Can free things be good things? It shows that the alliance is in urgent need of talents in this field, but no one is willing to learn, so the tuition fee is waived!"
"Well, then what?"
"And then, this major must be a big pit!"
"Oh, how do you see it?"
"It's not that simple. Just the word Slowly Beast is a big pit! As we all know, Slowly Beast is one of the elves with the lowest IQ, and it is extremely difficult to communicate. Moreover, its body has a very long reflex arc, even if there is any discomfort in the body , and will not express it to humans. This also makes it difficult for the people who raise the slow beast to know what is wrong with the slow beast and how to solve the problem!"
Su Zhizhan's words aroused Yun Ning's interest, and instead of sitting up straight on the table, he began to think about Su Zhizhan's words.
Yun Ning clearly remembers that in the previous life, the little mentally handicapped once went to Junpi Town where the dumb beast was regarded as a god, and there, the little mentally retarded stepped on the tail of a dumb beast.
At that time, the little mentally retarded man desperately apologized to Slowly Beast, but Slowly Beast just looked at the little mentally handicapped with a dazed expression.
When the little mentally handicapped thought nothing was wrong, the pain on the tail of the dumb beast was transmitted to the brain, and the dumb beast hugged its tail and began to cry.
It can be seen that the reflex arc of Slowly Beast is really long.
While Yunning was still thinking, Su Zhizhan continued:
"The so-called slow-witted animal breeding is actually to obtain slow-witted tails by feeding slow-witted animals. Because the tails of slow-witted beasts will fall off by themselves, and this thing is also one of the few elf foods that humans can eat. It is extremely delicious. As a result, the supply exceeds the demand, and countless rich people are willing to buy it with thousands of dollars."
Yun Ning said strangely:
"Doesn't this mean that there is a bright future for the breeding of slow-witted beasts?"
Su Zhizhan said angrily:
"Bright fart! Have you never thought that a major that seems to have a bright future will be reduced to the point where you need to use tuition exemption to attract candidates to apply for the exam?"
(End of this chapter)
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