This Hokage is not bloody

Chapter 118 The idiot
The two of them and the cat got into the donkey cart, and Ju Wan sat directly on the donkey's back because he disliked Yulu, and the stupid donkey was panting heavily.

But the donkey is diligent, and it does not slow down at all because of the change of owner. It still walks steadily.

Sure enough, Yuba was right, the most industrious creature in the world is a donkey.

"Greedy, what trial task will you give me?" Sitting in the car, Yu Shi poked the donkey's butt with a sword to see how hard it could walk.

"Hey, let me think about it, I finally caught a companion who doesn't dislike me, so I can't just let you go... at least find someone who can stay by my side for two or three years!" Yulu laughed .

"..." Yu Shi felt a little headache, wondering what kind of strange task Yu Lu would give.

"Why don't you do this, when you can finish the [-] dishes I made and give corresponding comments, I will recognize your ability, how about it?" Yulu laughed.

"...Is it that simple?" Yu Shi was a little stunned.

"Simple? No, no, it's not simple at all. It's not enough to simply say that it's delicious. The taste and taste must be described in detail. I have lost my sense of taste. I cook by hand. I haven't done it for a long time. I will give it to my family in the future." When cooking, what should I do if it becomes too unpalatable?"

To become a normal person, and then go home and cook a meal for his wife and daughter is the dream he has been pursuing.

"Yes." Yu Shi nodded.

"Chichi... I suddenly like you a little bit..." Kikumaru turned back and narrowed his eyes, changed Yushi from a cold weapon into a normal person who can talk and laugh, and then brought it back to Konoha intact. it wishes.

It's a pity that the Uzumaki brothers and sisters who had already formed a deep bond, but because of a conspiracy brought by a small person, the three of them fell apart with resentment.

Now there is such a strange person again, who looks very gentle and reliable, maybe the two of them can really turn the rainy season around.

"Oh? Is the fat lady talking to me?" Yulu opened his eyes wide.

"You are the fat lady! Chi Chi..."

The donkey cart was urged by the sword in the rain all the way to the north, running faster and faster...

What they didn't know was that a few days later, a few passing ninjas discovered the horrors of this place and reported the information to them, and the reputation of "detestable corpses" gained another share.

Finally at sunset, the donkey wailed and fell to the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust, blood dripping from its hind legs.

The two jumped up, landed firmly on the ground, and caught the flying Kikumaru.

"I still died in the end." It was a pity in Yushi, Yuba clearly said that a hardworking ass doesn't have to rest for 24 hours.

"Maybe it's just heatstroke." Yulu looked at the dust flying under the setting sun. The scorching heat was a bit annoying. He hated summer the most. A body can only be used for a week before it slowly rots. In the end, it can only be killed non-stop. Keep changing.

"Can it still be saved?" Yu Shi asked.

"It's hopeless, let's roast it." Yulu squeezed out two silver threads with his fingertips, and slowly wrapped them around the donkey's neck.

"Ah-uh-ah-uh..." The donkey didn't understand that he was so diligent, why would anyone want to eat him.

The head of the donkey was cut off without hindrance, and it was thrown into the grass by the side of the road. The next step was to peel the skin and cut the meat, leaving behind a crystal clear body, the muscles were still beating slightly, as if giving it a command, it could run again Looking up, all of this is made of two silver wires, clean and beautiful like a work of art.

The donkey's head opened and closed its mouth, but the consciousness has not disappeared. Seeing its body being skinned and dirty, if it is not for the loss of the buttocks, I am afraid that I will pee in fright.

"Hey..." Kikumaru covered his mouth, his face was full of horror, he thought he had lived long enough, but he didn't expect that there was something that could shock him in the ninja world.

"When you are young, will you escape from fire? Start a fire and add some water." More silver threads stretched out from Yulu's hands, intertwined and woven together tightly, and finally formed the shape of a pot.

"..." Yu Shi had nothing to say, such an easy-to-use weapon was actually used as a kitchen utensil by him.

However, he moved some firewood from the side and lit the fire, and added some water to the pot with Shuikun, while Kikumaru poked the pot with a stick beside him.

"What's the matter, Fatty?" Yulu seemed to be obsessed with the name.

"Why does the steel wire still work like this? Will it not leak?" Kikumaru poked again.

"Aha, I was only using it as a weapon at first, but because maggots got into my nostrils and I couldn't reach my fingers, I made a hook out of silver wire and pulled it out. Thinking about every possible method."

Yulu watched the faces of one person and one cat gradually turn pale, and laughed as if he had succeeded in a prank. He accidentally chewed off half of his tongue and almost fell into the pot.

"Chichi...I swear...even if I starve to death, I will never touch the food made in this pot." Juwan raised his claws and made an X shape.

"Well... I'm just kidding, I use chakra to clean it up! Let me show you my other masterpieces."

"Fishing rod!" The silver thread was quickly woven to form a long iron rod, and a hooked silk thread hung down, and a small flower was tied on it.

"Chi Chi... Chi Chi..." Ju Wan is very old, past the naughty age, and only likes basking in the sun and being stroked, but seeing this kind of thing, the body still moves involuntarily, and the legs stretch On the ground, the front paws kept hooking the little flowers.

"And umbrellas..."

"……stool!"

"house!"

"Shield..."

"sword……"

"bow……"

"There is also a spring bed that is super elastic and perfect for rolling around!"

"The tortoise shell binding that can perfectly outline the muscle lines~"

"Sexy and charming silver stockings~"

"And a small leather whip that looks like a devil's tail~"

"oh~it^s~The art of love~"

Yulu realized every kind of change in himself, and made strange postures.

Yu Shi didn't understand what he was doing, but thought that the leather whip was good for punishment.

"Wait... What happened to the house just now! It's so big, it's bigger than you!" Kikumaru stretched out its paws to compare, but unfortunately it was still too short.

"Hey! Since you have discovered it, I will show you my big baby!" Yulu proudly gave a thumbs up and unbuttoned his clothes.

When it rained, his face was indifferent, but Kikumaru was full of remorse, thinking that Kaneki should be kept away from this idiot earlier, the current Kaneki is as pure as a piece of white paper, if he is infected with some strange attributes by this guy, I'm afraid To be single forever.

PS: More than ten years later, because of suffering too much during the rain, I fell in love with the feeling of being whipped, the art of fire escape and wax dripping, the art of thunder escape and electric shock...

And all kinds of incomprehensible gameplay...

How does this end.

　Thanks to Moroff for the 10000 point reward! ! !Add two more chapters and choose PY at will!Adding more is just to be used for the list next month, I owe it first...

　　
　
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