Hogwarts Kryptonian.
Chapter 139 Joke Chapter
Chapter 139
Although Lu Yunkai and Chris didn't say anything, they both realized that the invisibility cloak that Harry put on and disappeared from the map was definitely not the same as Lu Yunkai's.
finally what is it...
It's nice to have money.
This incident made Lu Yunkai depressed all night, but on the second day, he regained his energy.
Isn't it the 20 billion Deathly Hallows cloak!Sooner or later I will earn this money!After I finish the communication mirror...
Thanks to Harry's cloak, Lu Yunkai jumped out of the entanglement with the Marauder's Map in just one night.
One mountain is still higher!There is no need to pay too much attention to this map.Anyway, Lu Yunkai didn't really need it much...
Of course, Lu Yunkai did not give up on this map.After all, if you can make one yourself, the sense of accomplishment is no joke.
So from that day on, Lu Yunkai would go around the eighth floor basically every day.
All sorts of reasons ran through his mind to make the Room of Requirement the way he wanted it to be.
Sometimes the room will appear, but most of the time it will fail.
And in the limited number of successes, the house with the spell that Sirius mentioned did not appear.
But Lu Yunkai didn't return the map to Harry in a hurry, and Harry didn't urge Lu Yunkai either.Because when Lu Yunkai borrowed it from him, the reason was that the map felt like a product of black magic, and Lu Yunkai took it back to study.
Of course, Lu Yunkai never returned it to Harry because...
Ron told Lu Yunkai that the invisibility cloak was a Christmas gift given to him by Dumbledore when Harry was in the first grade, and it used to belong to Harry's father (Lu Yunkai asked Sirius, and Sirius said it was true).
And then this couldn't help but remind Lu Yunkai of the first gift he received at Hogwarts, that damn notebook...
How can this make him not jealous! !
And the best way to vent this pressure is to "shopping".
On days when Lu Yunkai failed when he tried to open the Room of Requirement, he ended up opening the room where he hid his stuff in first grade.
Then go in and sell a lot of things that have no owner in it to the system...
Of course, these things are not very valuable, but seeing that the balance of the system is growing slowly but steadily, Lu Yunkai's mood full of gaps during this period of time can somewhat improve a little bit.
But this kind of behavior of shopping to calm the mood will soon turn into a greater emptiness even in the Muggle world, let alone Lu Yunkai's "pseudo-shopping".
He soon got himself into yet another trouble.
The most expensive thing he found in the room, the Ravenclaw diadem.
Originally, Lu Yunkai never planned to sell this thing.
After all, this is something left by Ravenclaw, so it was sold to the system, which made Lu Yunkai feel sorry for the Ravenclaw students including Luna and Padma, why not give it to Blaise as a favor Let him give it to Padma! (Just to put it that way, even Daphne Lu Yunkai might not be willing to give away such an expensive item)
But Lu Yunkai watched the room quickly emptied out of fewer things due to his "shopping spree", and began to worry that if another student found this place, he would find that there was almost no place to hide the crown.
Although I don't plan to sell it, this is something worth tens of millions!Lu Yunkai thought about simply hiding this crown in his space bag and taking it home for collection. It would be nice to place in the bedroom like that wooden sculpture worth millions for some reason.
Then he found that the crown wouldn't fit in the space bag.
This reminded Lu Yunkai of another thing that couldn't fit into the space bag before: that notebook.
What made Lu Yunkai even more worried was that in order to prove whether this matter was Ravenclaw's crown itself, Lu Yun spent [-] million system balances to rent out a crown, but it could be put into a space bag...
Therefore, the crown in the Room of Requirement is now locked in a cabinet in the dormitory by Lu Yunkai, and it has almost become a hot potato in Lu Yunkai's hands.
Time is like this, half a month has passed quickly.
It's the long-awaited Hogsmeade weekend again.
……
"Aren't you going to come with me?"
"If I really plan to go, I'll just take the train. Is it necessary to sneak over by myself? Happy weekend!"
Lu Yunkai smiled and returned the Marauder's Map, which he had held for more than two weeks, to Harry who was stopped before he was about to speak.
Then Harry slipped on his invisibility cloak and slipped away.
Lu Yunkai saw Harry using his invisibility cloak up close for the first time.
He clearly felt that Harry should be wearing a cloak and running away, but Lu Yunkai just didn't hear any footsteps...
Well, not envious.
This Hogsmeade weekend, Lu Yunkai did not leave the school because Blaise told him the night before that Professor Trelawney had something to do with him the next day.
Of course, Lu Yunkai himself didn't particularly want to go to Hogsmeade.
After going there a few times, he found that there didn't seem to be many interesting things there.Whether it's a bar or a cafe, it's just another place to sit.As for Zuko's joke magic shop, which is the favorite of Hogwarts students, Lu Yunkai is even less interested: he always feels that these people in the wizarding world spend half of their research on magic toys on researching props to improve their living standards. They should not have to fly around on magic broomsticks, let alone rely on owls to communicate.
When faced with all kinds of magic toys, I didn't see how "traditional" these wizards were.
So, at the school gate, after sending Daphne away, Lu Yunkai turned his head and handed the map to his side. He also looked like he wanted to leave but couldn't. He didn't know who he was playing as Harry. After that, he came to Divination alone. The classroom at the top of the tower.
Knocking on the door of the classroom, Lu Yunkai frowned immediately.
This smell of alcohol! !
The key point is this pungent smell, which shows that the owner here definitely didn't drink any good wine last night, and he might have vomited it...
In the classroom, under the warm sunshine in the cold of late winter, Sybill Trelawney was slumped in her carved armchair in the room.
Eyes squinted, he should still be "enjoying" the hangover aftertaste.
"Oh! Lu Yunkai! You're here? Where's Chris?"
"It's gone to Hogsmeade. You're looking for it?"
"No, I'm looking for you."
Professor Trelawney leaned on the armrests of the chair with both hands, sat up reluctantly, waved her wand, and a cup of black tea appeared in the empty teacup beside her.
"What's the matter?" Lu Yunkai sat on a chair in the room.
Although Chris can't communicate directly with people by speaking, when that broken cat really wants people to understand what it wants to say, there are ways.
Like writing or something...
Except when Lu Yunkai was present, he was rarely needed to help translate.If Trelawney was looking for Lu Yunkai, it must be him.So what he said just now was just a polite way to open the topic.
"I want to ask you...the prophecy you filed with the Ministry of Magic...do you remember?"
"...don't remember. What's wrong?"
"Chris didn't tell you? It must have gone to the Department of Mysteries with you, right? It's immune to the Oblivion Curse..."
"No." Lu Yunkai shook his head resolutely, "What's the matter, professor... you can ask Chris!"
"It won't tell me either!" Trelawney snorted angrily, "I've asked it several times in the past two weeks, and every time it showed me a picture of what my father used to be...cough cough. Hmm .”
"..."
"I'm obviously the one who made the prediction, but I don't even know what I'm talking about. This feeling is really bad." Trelawney saw that Lu Yunkai really didn't know (it can only be said that Lu Yunkai acted like a fool) Like), sighed, and poured a cup of black tea for Lu Yunkai.
"You don't know all your prophecies?" Lu Yunkai asked curiously.
Of course, he wasn't curious at all.To be honest, if it wasn't for her old relationship with Chris, Lu Yunkai would have labeled her a liar, just like Lockhart last year.
"Not really. I know most of them, and... well, generally there is a little bit of deviation from the truth." Trelawney shook her head, "Of course it's not very big..."
"Of course! If the future can be clearly predicted by us, it may not be a good thing. This is also a way for your blood to protect you." Lu Yunkai interjected.
He didn't want to hear Trelawney explaining that seven out of ten of her prophecies had to do with death, and in the end almost none of them came true, and in the end most of them turned into puns...
oh!there is one!Last year she predicted the possible death of Blaise's family.
"Well, thank you." Hearing what Lu Yunkai said, Trelawney had a gratified smile on her face.
She felt that she had heard this before somewhere, perhaps, this was also a consensus!
That's also because she forgot where she heard it from: Chris's.
This passage is from the same source as Lu Yunkai.
"Then apart from this time, when was the last time you forgot your prophecy?" Lu Yunkai brought the topic back to the one just now.
Because he thinks this topic is easier to talk about. After all, Trelawney has forgotten, so there is no embarrassment for the two of them, just guess.
"Last time? It should have been more than ten years ago." Trelawney thought for a while and said, "I was not a professor at Hogwarts at that time. 14 years? Well, probably about the same."
"Could it be because of the last prophecy that Dumbledore discovered your talent and invited you to teach at Hogwarts?" Lu Yun said auspicious words with a smile.
"Improbable, isn't it? It took more than a year after my amnesia, before Professor Dumbledore came to find me and asked me to come to Hogwarts..."
"Maybe your prophecy came true more than a year later?" Lu Yun laughed, "13 years ago! Let me think about it...ah!! Wasn't that the year when the most famous prophecy came true?"
"The most famous... you mean the one from Harry Potter? How is that possible!" Trelawney laughed, "That prophecy was witnessed by someone, and no one told me about it after I recovered my memory Ah! You must know that at that time, daring to say that the mysterious man would die was a serious crime!"
"Perhaps the witnesses don't remember the whole picture of this prophecy?"
The smile on Lu Yunkai's face gradually disappeared.
He swears, he was really just looking for something to say just now.After all, Trelawney obviously wanted to get the words of prophecy out of his mouth, and she would definitely not let him go for a while. Instead of letting her keep asking herself, it is better to lead the topic by herself, talk about some things, and then flatter her (From Lu Yunkai, the Parvati sisters, I learned that Trelawney likes to be flattered), it is estimated that once she is in a good mood, this matter will pass.
Unexpectedly, Lu Yunkai suddenly felt as if he had turned on a strange switch.
yes!Trelawney is such a salary thief...
There is one thing to say, although Hagrid's Protection of Magical Creatures class often has some messy things, but even Malfoy, who hates him, has to admit that he can still see some weird animals in that class, which can be regarded as a good thing. Gained. (Malfoy's original words: If it weren't for this big stupid guy to teach, this class might be my favorite class.)
But in Trelawney's class, including her two little fans, they didn't dare to say that they learned anything useful.
This is not even as good as Lockhart who taught Lu Yunkai and the others how to fight!
She had actually been a divination professor at Hogwarts for more than ten years!Is this reasonable?
There must be some reason why Dumbledore allowed her to stay at school, right?It's hard not to remind Lu Yunkai of Hagrid, a former hunting ground guard and now a professor of protection of magical creatures!
Protect……
Why protect it?
If it is true that the prophecy that I joked about...
It seems reasonable.
But the problem is...
Lu Yunkai looked seriously at Trelawney, who was obviously in a better mood after being flattered by him a few times.
Is this person... worthy?
More importantly, if the previous time, her prophecy was Harry's one, it came true.
This time...
don't you? !I really just made a joke!If I had known earlier, I might as well go to Hogsmeade today!
There was a wry smile on Lu Yunkai's face.
……
(End of this chapter)
Although Lu Yunkai and Chris didn't say anything, they both realized that the invisibility cloak that Harry put on and disappeared from the map was definitely not the same as Lu Yunkai's.
finally what is it...
It's nice to have money.
This incident made Lu Yunkai depressed all night, but on the second day, he regained his energy.
Isn't it the 20 billion Deathly Hallows cloak!Sooner or later I will earn this money!After I finish the communication mirror...
Thanks to Harry's cloak, Lu Yunkai jumped out of the entanglement with the Marauder's Map in just one night.
One mountain is still higher!There is no need to pay too much attention to this map.Anyway, Lu Yunkai didn't really need it much...
Of course, Lu Yunkai did not give up on this map.After all, if you can make one yourself, the sense of accomplishment is no joke.
So from that day on, Lu Yunkai would go around the eighth floor basically every day.
All sorts of reasons ran through his mind to make the Room of Requirement the way he wanted it to be.
Sometimes the room will appear, but most of the time it will fail.
And in the limited number of successes, the house with the spell that Sirius mentioned did not appear.
But Lu Yunkai didn't return the map to Harry in a hurry, and Harry didn't urge Lu Yunkai either.Because when Lu Yunkai borrowed it from him, the reason was that the map felt like a product of black magic, and Lu Yunkai took it back to study.
Of course, Lu Yunkai never returned it to Harry because...
Ron told Lu Yunkai that the invisibility cloak was a Christmas gift given to him by Dumbledore when Harry was in the first grade, and it used to belong to Harry's father (Lu Yunkai asked Sirius, and Sirius said it was true).
And then this couldn't help but remind Lu Yunkai of the first gift he received at Hogwarts, that damn notebook...
How can this make him not jealous! !
And the best way to vent this pressure is to "shopping".
On days when Lu Yunkai failed when he tried to open the Room of Requirement, he ended up opening the room where he hid his stuff in first grade.
Then go in and sell a lot of things that have no owner in it to the system...
Of course, these things are not very valuable, but seeing that the balance of the system is growing slowly but steadily, Lu Yunkai's mood full of gaps during this period of time can somewhat improve a little bit.
But this kind of behavior of shopping to calm the mood will soon turn into a greater emptiness even in the Muggle world, let alone Lu Yunkai's "pseudo-shopping".
He soon got himself into yet another trouble.
The most expensive thing he found in the room, the Ravenclaw diadem.
Originally, Lu Yunkai never planned to sell this thing.
After all, this is something left by Ravenclaw, so it was sold to the system, which made Lu Yunkai feel sorry for the Ravenclaw students including Luna and Padma, why not give it to Blaise as a favor Let him give it to Padma! (Just to put it that way, even Daphne Lu Yunkai might not be willing to give away such an expensive item)
But Lu Yunkai watched the room quickly emptied out of fewer things due to his "shopping spree", and began to worry that if another student found this place, he would find that there was almost no place to hide the crown.
Although I don't plan to sell it, this is something worth tens of millions!Lu Yunkai thought about simply hiding this crown in his space bag and taking it home for collection. It would be nice to place in the bedroom like that wooden sculpture worth millions for some reason.
Then he found that the crown wouldn't fit in the space bag.
This reminded Lu Yunkai of another thing that couldn't fit into the space bag before: that notebook.
What made Lu Yunkai even more worried was that in order to prove whether this matter was Ravenclaw's crown itself, Lu Yun spent [-] million system balances to rent out a crown, but it could be put into a space bag...
Therefore, the crown in the Room of Requirement is now locked in a cabinet in the dormitory by Lu Yunkai, and it has almost become a hot potato in Lu Yunkai's hands.
Time is like this, half a month has passed quickly.
It's the long-awaited Hogsmeade weekend again.
……
"Aren't you going to come with me?"
"If I really plan to go, I'll just take the train. Is it necessary to sneak over by myself? Happy weekend!"
Lu Yunkai smiled and returned the Marauder's Map, which he had held for more than two weeks, to Harry who was stopped before he was about to speak.
Then Harry slipped on his invisibility cloak and slipped away.
Lu Yunkai saw Harry using his invisibility cloak up close for the first time.
He clearly felt that Harry should be wearing a cloak and running away, but Lu Yunkai just didn't hear any footsteps...
Well, not envious.
This Hogsmeade weekend, Lu Yunkai did not leave the school because Blaise told him the night before that Professor Trelawney had something to do with him the next day.
Of course, Lu Yunkai himself didn't particularly want to go to Hogsmeade.
After going there a few times, he found that there didn't seem to be many interesting things there.Whether it's a bar or a cafe, it's just another place to sit.As for Zuko's joke magic shop, which is the favorite of Hogwarts students, Lu Yunkai is even less interested: he always feels that these people in the wizarding world spend half of their research on magic toys on researching props to improve their living standards. They should not have to fly around on magic broomsticks, let alone rely on owls to communicate.
When faced with all kinds of magic toys, I didn't see how "traditional" these wizards were.
So, at the school gate, after sending Daphne away, Lu Yunkai turned his head and handed the map to his side. He also looked like he wanted to leave but couldn't. He didn't know who he was playing as Harry. After that, he came to Divination alone. The classroom at the top of the tower.
Knocking on the door of the classroom, Lu Yunkai frowned immediately.
This smell of alcohol! !
The key point is this pungent smell, which shows that the owner here definitely didn't drink any good wine last night, and he might have vomited it...
In the classroom, under the warm sunshine in the cold of late winter, Sybill Trelawney was slumped in her carved armchair in the room.
Eyes squinted, he should still be "enjoying" the hangover aftertaste.
"Oh! Lu Yunkai! You're here? Where's Chris?"
"It's gone to Hogsmeade. You're looking for it?"
"No, I'm looking for you."
Professor Trelawney leaned on the armrests of the chair with both hands, sat up reluctantly, waved her wand, and a cup of black tea appeared in the empty teacup beside her.
"What's the matter?" Lu Yunkai sat on a chair in the room.
Although Chris can't communicate directly with people by speaking, when that broken cat really wants people to understand what it wants to say, there are ways.
Like writing or something...
Except when Lu Yunkai was present, he was rarely needed to help translate.If Trelawney was looking for Lu Yunkai, it must be him.So what he said just now was just a polite way to open the topic.
"I want to ask you...the prophecy you filed with the Ministry of Magic...do you remember?"
"...don't remember. What's wrong?"
"Chris didn't tell you? It must have gone to the Department of Mysteries with you, right? It's immune to the Oblivion Curse..."
"No." Lu Yunkai shook his head resolutely, "What's the matter, professor... you can ask Chris!"
"It won't tell me either!" Trelawney snorted angrily, "I've asked it several times in the past two weeks, and every time it showed me a picture of what my father used to be...cough cough. Hmm .”
"..."
"I'm obviously the one who made the prediction, but I don't even know what I'm talking about. This feeling is really bad." Trelawney saw that Lu Yunkai really didn't know (it can only be said that Lu Yunkai acted like a fool) Like), sighed, and poured a cup of black tea for Lu Yunkai.
"You don't know all your prophecies?" Lu Yunkai asked curiously.
Of course, he wasn't curious at all.To be honest, if it wasn't for her old relationship with Chris, Lu Yunkai would have labeled her a liar, just like Lockhart last year.
"Not really. I know most of them, and... well, generally there is a little bit of deviation from the truth." Trelawney shook her head, "Of course it's not very big..."
"Of course! If the future can be clearly predicted by us, it may not be a good thing. This is also a way for your blood to protect you." Lu Yunkai interjected.
He didn't want to hear Trelawney explaining that seven out of ten of her prophecies had to do with death, and in the end almost none of them came true, and in the end most of them turned into puns...
oh!there is one!Last year she predicted the possible death of Blaise's family.
"Well, thank you." Hearing what Lu Yunkai said, Trelawney had a gratified smile on her face.
She felt that she had heard this before somewhere, perhaps, this was also a consensus!
That's also because she forgot where she heard it from: Chris's.
This passage is from the same source as Lu Yunkai.
"Then apart from this time, when was the last time you forgot your prophecy?" Lu Yunkai brought the topic back to the one just now.
Because he thinks this topic is easier to talk about. After all, Trelawney has forgotten, so there is no embarrassment for the two of them, just guess.
"Last time? It should have been more than ten years ago." Trelawney thought for a while and said, "I was not a professor at Hogwarts at that time. 14 years? Well, probably about the same."
"Could it be because of the last prophecy that Dumbledore discovered your talent and invited you to teach at Hogwarts?" Lu Yun said auspicious words with a smile.
"Improbable, isn't it? It took more than a year after my amnesia, before Professor Dumbledore came to find me and asked me to come to Hogwarts..."
"Maybe your prophecy came true more than a year later?" Lu Yun laughed, "13 years ago! Let me think about it...ah!! Wasn't that the year when the most famous prophecy came true?"
"The most famous... you mean the one from Harry Potter? How is that possible!" Trelawney laughed, "That prophecy was witnessed by someone, and no one told me about it after I recovered my memory Ah! You must know that at that time, daring to say that the mysterious man would die was a serious crime!"
"Perhaps the witnesses don't remember the whole picture of this prophecy?"
The smile on Lu Yunkai's face gradually disappeared.
He swears, he was really just looking for something to say just now.After all, Trelawney obviously wanted to get the words of prophecy out of his mouth, and she would definitely not let him go for a while. Instead of letting her keep asking herself, it is better to lead the topic by herself, talk about some things, and then flatter her (From Lu Yunkai, the Parvati sisters, I learned that Trelawney likes to be flattered), it is estimated that once she is in a good mood, this matter will pass.
Unexpectedly, Lu Yunkai suddenly felt as if he had turned on a strange switch.
yes!Trelawney is such a salary thief...
There is one thing to say, although Hagrid's Protection of Magical Creatures class often has some messy things, but even Malfoy, who hates him, has to admit that he can still see some weird animals in that class, which can be regarded as a good thing. Gained. (Malfoy's original words: If it weren't for this big stupid guy to teach, this class might be my favorite class.)
But in Trelawney's class, including her two little fans, they didn't dare to say that they learned anything useful.
This is not even as good as Lockhart who taught Lu Yunkai and the others how to fight!
She had actually been a divination professor at Hogwarts for more than ten years!Is this reasonable?
There must be some reason why Dumbledore allowed her to stay at school, right?It's hard not to remind Lu Yunkai of Hagrid, a former hunting ground guard and now a professor of protection of magical creatures!
Protect……
Why protect it?
If it is true that the prophecy that I joked about...
It seems reasonable.
But the problem is...
Lu Yunkai looked seriously at Trelawney, who was obviously in a better mood after being flattered by him a few times.
Is this person... worthy?
More importantly, if the previous time, her prophecy was Harry's one, it came true.
This time...
don't you? !I really just made a joke!If I had known earlier, I might as well go to Hogsmeade today!
There was a wry smile on Lu Yunkai's face.
……
(End of this chapter)
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