Naruto: Legend of Jiraiya
Chapter 151 New Year's Diary
Chapter 151 New Year's Diary
1999年1月1日,早晨7:53,天气:晴
The new year has started again, and I don't know how many diaries I've written, anyway, at least six or seventy years...
My name is Jiraiya, and I am a person who does not belong to this era.A long time ago, I fought a life-and-death battle with the leader of the Akatsuki organization, that is, my former disciple Nagato!
After that, I lost consciousness.When I wake up again, it will be more than 1000 years later...
"Writing a diary again? Teacher Zi..." a woman said.
I stopped writing, responded habitually, looked back at her, and was lying on the bed looking at me and smiling. Her white complexion was set off by the black underwear very charmingly, her figure was plump and enchanting, and she looked very cute when she was not fully awake. .
She is my wife and my former disciple, named Xiao Nan.
More than 70 years ago, around [-], I can't remember the exact year.In a hidden cave, the two of us woke up one after another.Ten years later, we got married. Many things happened in these ten years. Later, it was Xiao Nan who proposed to marry me.
In her words: "We are all people who have lived for thousands of years. If we are in our teens or 20s, we can only count it as a fraction, and it is not a big deal."
Thinking about it carefully, what she said made sense, besides, I also had this thought, but at the time I felt that I was twenty years older than her, and I watched her grow up, so I always felt that being her father was more suitable.
Living together at the beginning always felt a little weird, but as time went by, I gradually got used to it.The two of us are different from ordinary people. I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing, because we will never grow old or die. For decades, we have never had a cold, and our appearance has never changed. Stay in your 30s.
Maybe some people dream of being like us, forever young, immortal, just kidding, even saving medical expenses.But things are like this, there are advantages and disadvantages, and there are gains and losses.We have lived for decades and have never had children. We went to the hospital for an examination and found that we are all very healthy. The doctor said even more evil: "Your body is so healthy that you can't be healthy anymore. There is nothing wrong with it!"
The doctor thought we were here to make trouble, and finally kicked us out angrily.
We haven't been to the hospital since then.As for the matter of having a baby, Xiao Nan never mentioned it to me.Perhaps she also understands that there is a certain reason for our resurrection, immortality and immortality, but this reason cannot be explained now.As for the inability to have children, it may be one of the reasons.
"Dong dong dong..."
"Brother Zi! Brother Zi! Open the door, it's me, Dong Qing..."
The kid who knocked on the door is our neighbor, Hai Dongqing, a young detective in his early twenties. Our current address was introduced by him back then. By chance half a year ago, Xiaonan and I helped him, just in time We were looking for a new place to live and he brought us here.
I let Xiao Nan put on his clothes, and then opened the door for him.
squeak...
"It's you again, on New Year's Day, why don't you let us stop for a while?"
Dong Qing smiled and closed the door without being polite. "Brother Zi, you asked me to look up the information, I really did look it up for you, take a look, is it what you want?"
He handed me a document bag, sat on the sofa in the living room, took a sip from the glass of water. "Ah!...It's delicious, it's delicious. This is sister-in-law's cup, no wonder it still has a fragrance."
After changing her clothes, Xiao Nan came out of the bedroom, gave him a blank look, and grabbed the cup with her hand. "Knowing that you still use it, don't you know how to talk about hygiene?"
Dong Qing was a carefree person, never sticking to small details, knowing that Xiao Nan was not really angry, and said with a smile: "Yo! Look at your sister-in-law, you have a rosy complexion, and there seems to be peach blossoms between your eyebrows. What's the matter, are you talking about giving birth to Brother Zi again? "
Xiao Nan was almost annoyed by him, and said: "You don't care about being lenient, quickly find yourself a wife, Inspector Haida, don't come to our house all day long for food."
Dong Qing shrugged and turned to ask me: "Brother Zi, you said you are fine to check the ninja information, how many years have passed since the ninja era! Besides, ninjas are just a legend in history. When you really have ninjas in the world What about the ninja? You don’t know, my legs are running thin just because of this piece of crap information... I begged several old professors, and they reluctantly gave me some copies.”
I looked at the information that Dongqing found, and the statements were rather vague. Basically, they were all conjectures by archaeologists, and there was no information about the demise of ninjas.
Seeing me shake my head, Xiao Nan knew that nothing had happened, so she turned and went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.Hai Dongqing didn't know that we used to be ninjas, but he knew that I was very interested in this aspect, so in the usual process of handling cases, he helped me collect some information about ninjas whenever he had the opportunity.
It's not that this kid is kind, he mainly comes to our house to have a meal, so he usually finds something related to me or Xiao Nan to come to our house.
He is a good guy, a young detective with a strong sense of justice, and he looks good, but his personality is too rough, and his speech always seems a little unreliable, so that he doesn't have a girlfriend now.
He saw the diary I wrote and said, "Brother Zi, did you write this? Ziraiya... Who is this? This is a life-and-death battle with the leader of the Xiao organization! Hey, are you writing a diary or a novel? What, huh? Haha..."
I told him, "I am Ziraiya."
Dong Qing froze for a moment, then laughed loudly: "Don't tease me! Think I'm stupid, there are no ninjas in this world! Forget it, I won't tell you. I'll see if sister-in-law's breakfast is ready. "
I have long been used to this kind of answer. In this day and age, if you tell people that you are a ninja, you will be regarded as crazy.Xiaonan wanted to integrate into the existing living environment, so she said that she should not use ninjutsu lightly. She wanted to live an ordinary life like a normal person, and she didn't want to become a different kind of time.
I was also worried about being caught by bad guys for experiments, so I stopped using ninjutsu for many years.I remember that when I first woke up, I had tried ninjutsu in the past, except for the psychic technique and the immortal mode, everything else was the same.
"Breakfast!"
Xiao Nan yelled, and Dong Qing took the tableware by himself, as if he had come to his own home, and greeted me to eat without being polite at all.
Xiao Nan asked him, "How is our household registration going?"
Dong Qing said while eating: "That matter, hurry up, wait for the approval in a few days, and your household registration will be released. Don't worry, you won't forget it!"
Xiao Nan said, "Don't get the name wrong."
Dong Qing thought she was wordy, and said, "Zi Fusheng, Yuan Xiaonan, right? Don't worry, sister-in-law, I won't mess with you even if I take care of my breakfast every day! When the time comes, the household registration book and ID card will all be handed over to you." I'll bring it to you, okay? Okay, okay, let's eat, it's going to be cold later..."
After taking a few bites, he thought of something again: "By the way, sister-in-law, I made an exception this time and re-applied for you. Don't lose it again. If you don't have any information and want to re-apply for an account, hmph! It's time for the mayor to find me!"
New volume released, please collect, recommend, subscribe!
(End of this chapter)
1999年1月1日,早晨7:53,天气:晴
The new year has started again, and I don't know how many diaries I've written, anyway, at least six or seventy years...
My name is Jiraiya, and I am a person who does not belong to this era.A long time ago, I fought a life-and-death battle with the leader of the Akatsuki organization, that is, my former disciple Nagato!
After that, I lost consciousness.When I wake up again, it will be more than 1000 years later...
"Writing a diary again? Teacher Zi..." a woman said.
I stopped writing, responded habitually, looked back at her, and was lying on the bed looking at me and smiling. Her white complexion was set off by the black underwear very charmingly, her figure was plump and enchanting, and she looked very cute when she was not fully awake. .
She is my wife and my former disciple, named Xiao Nan.
More than 70 years ago, around [-], I can't remember the exact year.In a hidden cave, the two of us woke up one after another.Ten years later, we got married. Many things happened in these ten years. Later, it was Xiao Nan who proposed to marry me.
In her words: "We are all people who have lived for thousands of years. If we are in our teens or 20s, we can only count it as a fraction, and it is not a big deal."
Thinking about it carefully, what she said made sense, besides, I also had this thought, but at the time I felt that I was twenty years older than her, and I watched her grow up, so I always felt that being her father was more suitable.
Living together at the beginning always felt a little weird, but as time went by, I gradually got used to it.The two of us are different from ordinary people. I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing, because we will never grow old or die. For decades, we have never had a cold, and our appearance has never changed. Stay in your 30s.
Maybe some people dream of being like us, forever young, immortal, just kidding, even saving medical expenses.But things are like this, there are advantages and disadvantages, and there are gains and losses.We have lived for decades and have never had children. We went to the hospital for an examination and found that we are all very healthy. The doctor said even more evil: "Your body is so healthy that you can't be healthy anymore. There is nothing wrong with it!"
The doctor thought we were here to make trouble, and finally kicked us out angrily.
We haven't been to the hospital since then.As for the matter of having a baby, Xiao Nan never mentioned it to me.Perhaps she also understands that there is a certain reason for our resurrection, immortality and immortality, but this reason cannot be explained now.As for the inability to have children, it may be one of the reasons.
"Dong dong dong..."
"Brother Zi! Brother Zi! Open the door, it's me, Dong Qing..."
The kid who knocked on the door is our neighbor, Hai Dongqing, a young detective in his early twenties. Our current address was introduced by him back then. By chance half a year ago, Xiaonan and I helped him, just in time We were looking for a new place to live and he brought us here.
I let Xiao Nan put on his clothes, and then opened the door for him.
squeak...
"It's you again, on New Year's Day, why don't you let us stop for a while?"
Dong Qing smiled and closed the door without being polite. "Brother Zi, you asked me to look up the information, I really did look it up for you, take a look, is it what you want?"
He handed me a document bag, sat on the sofa in the living room, took a sip from the glass of water. "Ah!...It's delicious, it's delicious. This is sister-in-law's cup, no wonder it still has a fragrance."
After changing her clothes, Xiao Nan came out of the bedroom, gave him a blank look, and grabbed the cup with her hand. "Knowing that you still use it, don't you know how to talk about hygiene?"
Dong Qing was a carefree person, never sticking to small details, knowing that Xiao Nan was not really angry, and said with a smile: "Yo! Look at your sister-in-law, you have a rosy complexion, and there seems to be peach blossoms between your eyebrows. What's the matter, are you talking about giving birth to Brother Zi again? "
Xiao Nan was almost annoyed by him, and said: "You don't care about being lenient, quickly find yourself a wife, Inspector Haida, don't come to our house all day long for food."
Dong Qing shrugged and turned to ask me: "Brother Zi, you said you are fine to check the ninja information, how many years have passed since the ninja era! Besides, ninjas are just a legend in history. When you really have ninjas in the world What about the ninja? You don’t know, my legs are running thin just because of this piece of crap information... I begged several old professors, and they reluctantly gave me some copies.”
I looked at the information that Dongqing found, and the statements were rather vague. Basically, they were all conjectures by archaeologists, and there was no information about the demise of ninjas.
Seeing me shake my head, Xiao Nan knew that nothing had happened, so she turned and went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.Hai Dongqing didn't know that we used to be ninjas, but he knew that I was very interested in this aspect, so in the usual process of handling cases, he helped me collect some information about ninjas whenever he had the opportunity.
It's not that this kid is kind, he mainly comes to our house to have a meal, so he usually finds something related to me or Xiao Nan to come to our house.
He is a good guy, a young detective with a strong sense of justice, and he looks good, but his personality is too rough, and his speech always seems a little unreliable, so that he doesn't have a girlfriend now.
He saw the diary I wrote and said, "Brother Zi, did you write this? Ziraiya... Who is this? This is a life-and-death battle with the leader of the Xiao organization! Hey, are you writing a diary or a novel? What, huh? Haha..."
I told him, "I am Ziraiya."
Dong Qing froze for a moment, then laughed loudly: "Don't tease me! Think I'm stupid, there are no ninjas in this world! Forget it, I won't tell you. I'll see if sister-in-law's breakfast is ready. "
I have long been used to this kind of answer. In this day and age, if you tell people that you are a ninja, you will be regarded as crazy.Xiaonan wanted to integrate into the existing living environment, so she said that she should not use ninjutsu lightly. She wanted to live an ordinary life like a normal person, and she didn't want to become a different kind of time.
I was also worried about being caught by bad guys for experiments, so I stopped using ninjutsu for many years.I remember that when I first woke up, I had tried ninjutsu in the past, except for the psychic technique and the immortal mode, everything else was the same.
"Breakfast!"
Xiao Nan yelled, and Dong Qing took the tableware by himself, as if he had come to his own home, and greeted me to eat without being polite at all.
Xiao Nan asked him, "How is our household registration going?"
Dong Qing said while eating: "That matter, hurry up, wait for the approval in a few days, and your household registration will be released. Don't worry, you won't forget it!"
Xiao Nan said, "Don't get the name wrong."
Dong Qing thought she was wordy, and said, "Zi Fusheng, Yuan Xiaonan, right? Don't worry, sister-in-law, I won't mess with you even if I take care of my breakfast every day! When the time comes, the household registration book and ID card will all be handed over to you." I'll bring it to you, okay? Okay, okay, let's eat, it's going to be cold later..."
After taking a few bites, he thought of something again: "By the way, sister-in-law, I made an exception this time and re-applied for you. Don't lose it again. If you don't have any information and want to re-apply for an account, hmph! It's time for the mayor to find me!"
New volume released, please collect, recommend, subscribe!
(End of this chapter)
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