Save the world from Luffy

Chapter 22 The Strange Long Nose

With the grandma and grandson giving them a soft but still extremely enthusiastic farewell, Luffy and Zoro wobbled out of the shop with big bellies, and spent 30 seconds to digest the food. The two big eaters returned to their normal state again. Seeing Nami was taken aback for a while.

"Luffy, don't you want to go to that long nose to talk about old times?"

"Since there are acquaintances, it's easy to get to know each other."

Nami encouraged her, holding back a smirk and winking.

When Lu Fei heard this, his face drooped, and he kicked the small stones on the road and spoke casually.

"Could it be possible that I went up to find him, then patted him on the shoulder and said, Hey! Usopp, your father and I are good friends, hurry up and call me uncle?"

"This child has been wronged so much because of Jesus Bu's unreliable father. I am afraid that he will cry bitterly in my arms. If he wants to die, let me take him to sea to find his father. That will be difficult. .”

Spreading his hands helplessly, Luffy is not interested in Jesus Bu's son. If he lives up to expectations and looks like his father, then Luffy still welcomes new partners to join him.

However, Usopp in front of him is not a qualified partner in Luffy's heart, no matter what he sees or what he hears from the old lady.

He likes to lie, his thinking is naive, he wants to be in the limelight but he doesn't have the strength, so he can only brag every day, playing the game of Pirate Adventure with three or five-year-old kids.

Why does this kind of person recruit him on board? Does it make sense?

For fun, it's better to tie Baji's head to the mast. The red nose is quite sexy when pinched, and it doesn't take up much space.

Oh yes, their boats don't have masts anymore. And they don't have baji
"It's a pity, Jesus Bu is a very powerful sniper. It seems that Usopp has nothing to do with him except that he looks like him."

Luffy shrugged helplessly.

"Jesus Bu, is he really that powerful?"

Zoro, who was carrying a big box, had already been kicked out of the group chat, but Nami was quite interested in the father of the long-nosed monster.

"Well, after all, he is the crew of Shanks. I have also seen him shoot. It is definitely not bragging. His marksmanship is quite good. I, Luffy, would like to call him the strongest sniper."

Unknowingly, the three of them were already walking in the woods under the manor on the hill, and they would reach the main entrance of the manor in a few hundred meters.

On the big tree by the roadside, with the sound of rustling branches and leaves, a funny figure suddenly fell down and landed in the middle of the road.

"It hurts~"

The funny figure rolled around on the ground holding its long red nose, and it took a while to slowly climb up while holding onto the tree. He wrapped his hair in a feces-yellow plaid turban, wore a brown vest, and carried a bulging little boy across his shoulders. Buckle bag, this cool appearance, unrestrained temperament, and those small teary eyes, isn't it Usopp.

"My dad is on the Shanks ship? He's still the strongest sniper in the world!"

"Haha! I knew, my dad must be a great pirate!"

Usopp stuck his waist in a very bad fart, laughing with his nose up to the sky.

But when he finished laughing and having fun, there was no sign of Lu Fei around, and the three of them had already walked a long way early.

"Hey! Hey! Wait!"

Usopp yelled and ran towards Luffy, with his hands outstretched, blocking the middle of the road.

"Sure enough, you are scared when you see the great Captain Usopp, right, you who wear the straw hat, do you really know Shanks, really know my father?"

Luffy grinned at Nami helplessly, with a bitter look on his face, come on, now he's been cheated on, what do you say.

Nami suppressed her smile, rolled her eyes at Luffy and folded her hands to watch the show, even the tool man Zoro couldn't help grinning happily.

Resigned to his fate, Luffy had to finish speaking quickly so that he could be sent away.

"Ten years ago, Shanks stayed in the village where I lived for a long time, and that's where we met. Your father, Jesus, talked about you every day, which made me dizzy."

Luffy talked briefly to Usopp while walking, Usopp's thin chest was getting taller and taller, and he felt that the whole person seemed to be a little swollen.

"Ah ha ha ha~ Luffy, you will be my friend from now on!"

"Do you want to join the great Captain Usopp's pirate group! I also want to be a brave sea warrior chasing my dream just like my dad!"

Usopp patted Luffy's shoulder, raised his head and chest, and said loudly, as if the image of the father that Luffy said was now perfectly possessed by himself.

"No, I already have companions, and I don't want to be a pirate."

The cold water splashed on Usopp's face, but he seemed to have gotten used to it, and quickly changed the subject after laughing twice.

"Ahem~ Luffy, where are you going?"

"The great Captain Usopp knows this place like the back of his hand."

He patted his chest, looking all over the place.

"Is that so?"

Luffy looked at Usopp suspiciously, just believe it once.

"Hey, aren't we almost here, a gorgeous mountain villa."

Lu Fei pursed his lips, and subconsciously patted the box on Sauron's back, so that Sauron almost fell to the ground.

"Why are you trying so hard, bastard Luffy."

"Ah, ah, this is all practice, Sauron."

"Then you just memorize a trial, I don't bother to talk to you."

The tool man Sauron took back halfway through his words, and he looked so diligent and diligent, so cute.

"Why are you looking for Keya?"

After hearing Luffy's words, Usopp's expression suddenly became a little more complicated. It seems that there is something unspeakable hidden in this expression?

"Keya? Are you the owner here?"

"Our ship's mast is broken. We need to replace it with a bigger and stronger one. There is no one in the village. We can only ask here. It is too troublesome to detour to the town on the other side."

"After all, Sauron has been carrying the box, and I, the captain, feel very sorry."

"bang bang bang~"

Three slaps made Sauron [-] centimeters shorter, and the green-haired swordsman gritted his teeth. Luffy did it on purpose, but the tingling numbness from his body pointed to the hair on the left and right sides of his body. Unbalanced parts.

Pulling his feet out of the soil, the diligent tool man didn't complain at all.

Usopp, who had witnessed everything, swallowed his saliva, opened his hands, and stopped in front of the three of them.

"no!"

Luffy tilted his head, looking puzzled.

"But...we're already here."

Stretching out his finger behind Usopp, this is already the gate of the manor villa.

"We are members of the Straw Hat Adventure Group. This is our captain Luffy. Because the mast of the ship is broken, I want to meet the owner here. Can you sell us a ship?"

Nami, who is in charge of appearance, stepped forward to negotiate, and when she opened her mouth, she suddenly found that the adventure group she joined didn't even have a name, so she had to pick a random name and use it.

"pat~"

The box on Sauron's back was opened, and the dazzling golden color made the guard at the gate lost for a moment.

"Money is not a problem, can you inform the owner here now?"

The two bodyguards looked at each other and nodded vigorously. One of them was going to the villa to notify the visitor.

Not long after the box containing the huge amount of treasure was closed, before the bodyguard brought it in, a tall and thin man came to the door of the villa. He pushed his glasses with the heel of his palm, and caught sight of the three of Luffy standing next to him. With a long nose, a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes.

"Didn't I tell you? You are not allowed to come again, so get out of here now."

"How many of you are the companions of this liar?"

"You are not welcome here."

He pointed to the road when the four of them came, with a disdainful sneer on his face.

"Miss Keya and you are not from the same world at all, if you are sensible"

"An interesting dog doesn't bark."

Luffy interrupted his chatter, saying that Usopp is nothing, and even scolding him and Nami Zoro together, do you really think Luffy is made of mud?
"What are you? Don't think that you are superior to others if you dress like a dog."

With a smile on his face, Luffy moved a little closer and spoke in a low voice.

"Although I don't know why someone like you stays here, maybe others don't know, but I can still smell the stinky smell on your body that cannot be washed away."

"Go to the side, good dog, otherwise I don't mind using you to go to the Navy for a bounty."

Keen knowledge and domineering - listening to the voice of all things is telling Luffy that the man in front of him still has a disgusting bloody smell left on him.

When the knowledge-colored domineering is not actively activated, it will only perceive malice and threats about itself.

A non-combat existence like Usopp has almost no sense of existence unless he draws his gun at Luffy and does not actively perceive it.

Turn on the radar 24 hours a day. Unless Luffy has a Pentium 23333 processor built into his brain, his brain will shut down sooner or later.

This was a conversation that only belonged to two people, and the bodyguards in black who were close at hand couldn't hear the slightest bit.

A well-covered anger flashed in the eyes of the butler-looking man with glasses, but he still couldn't escape Luffy's eyes.

Grinning, the smile on Luffy's face became sharper again.

Just when the two were at a stalemate, the bodyguard in black who arrived late came over with a sheep-haired man. He was also wearing a standard butler uniform, but he had a harmless and gentle smile on his face. .

"Karabattle, what's the matter with you?"

The butler of the sheep head stepped forward and opened the gate of the manor villa for Luffy and the others.

"I am the housekeeper here, Merry. Miss Keya welcomes you. Please come with me."

The polite Meli was in stark contrast to the gloomy and uncertain Clabattle, this is what a butler of a large manor should look like.

Luffy didn't bother to talk to the man with dark glasses, and took Nami and Zoro into the villa following Merry's footsteps.

I have to admit that the owner here is very tasteful, there are no exaggerated decorations, and the introverted and low-key reveals extraordinary everywhere.

"It's settled."

Luffy thought silently in his heart.

(End of this chapter)