Save the world from Luffy

Chapter 60 True and False Neptune (23 today)

"It's not too early then."

Luffy pressed his straw hat to prevent it from being blown away by the aftermath of the sound.

"Nami, let's go! Where is the next stop?"

Different from the excited big men, Nami looked at the great route chart from Bucky sadly, and was at a loss for what to do with the wriggling finger beside him.

"The compass is broken!"

Nami collapsed and sat on the chair, shaking her beloved compass vigorously, trying to get it back to normal.

"I can't point out the direction at all, what should I do?"

The smiling janitor next to him restrained his smile and spoke with a frown.

"It seems that you came here without knowing anything. Are you planning to die?"

"It's really unbearable."

At this moment, the old man seemed to feel that he had misread just now, and it was not a wise choice to come to the great route so recklessly.

"As I said before, all common sense does not apply to this sea area, and the compass is not broken."

"Is that a magnetic field?"

Nami asked carefully, the compass in her hand was still drawing circles continuously.

"Yes, because the islands and even the seabed in the great route are extremely rich in various minerals, so the magnetism of this route is extremely abnormal."

"The sea current and sea wind have no fixed movement. This place is like a chaotic vortex. If you enter it casually, you will definitely lose your way and be buried in the sea."

"You are a navigator, you should understand how terrible this is."

"Then you must know the solution to this problem, right, grandpa!"

Nami blinked her big eyes, and turned into a very cute Namiko and said to the gatekeeper.

"Help me, please~"

The strong man who has experienced the wind and waves, the strong man who wandered in this great sea in a boat, even if he is old now, even if he no longer has the vision to go to sea, facing such a situation, he has no fear at all.
"No problem, Nami-chan."

Stretching out his hand to rub Nami's orange hair, a doting smile appeared on the old man's face as if he loved his little granddaughter.

"If you want to sail on the great route, you need a record pointer, which is a special compass that can record magnetism."

The well-behaved little Thieving Cat squinted his eyes, no one can resist Namiko's coquettishness, no one!
"Then where is this special compass?"

As soon as Nami's words fell, not far from them, the two tied up little thieves spat out the gag cloth in their mouths and shouted: "I have it here!"

"Boom~"

Along with their shouts, there was a huge explosion and black smoke rising.

When the smoke cleared, Luffy appeared in front of the two with a little black smoke on his body.

"If you want to kill people, this amount of gunpowder is enough, bah~"

He spat out the gunpowder residue that somehow got into his mouth, and held two strange creatures in his hands that were blackened by the explosion.

One looks like a vulture and the other looks like a beaver. Their tattered clothes make these two guys look very different.

"You two, want to get on the grill?"

Luffy the Great Demon King showed a ferocious smile.

"I don't know if vulture and beaver meat are delicious."

"Sanji!"

He yelled at his chef.

"what happened?"

"If you want to pluck the hair, you have to scald it with boiling water first, right? Is yours boiling water?"

"Yes, I was about to cook soup, so I just boiled it."

The Vulture Beaver, who was being carried by Luffy's head, couldn't even open his mouth to scream. After hearing this inhumane treatment, they struggled desperately regardless of the danger of losing all their fur.

"Mr.9, this is unlucky, right?"

"Yes, Miss. Wednesday, I should have read it right."

The two caterpillars looked at each other and swallowed hard.

"Ah~ Quack~"

The tragic cry sounded, and Lu Fei quickly started the process of scalding and plucking the hair.

"Luffy, I heard that vultures eat carrion. Are you sure?"

Usopp looked at the screaming vulture, whose hair had been plucked off half of its body, and whispered to Luffy.

"Huh? Is it so disgusting, forget it, get out."

Leaving aside the half-bald vulture, watching him stagger and run away desperately, the next target, the beaver, was about to faint.

But the hot steam and the burning bonfire beside him made him extremely sober.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~

The beaver, whose mouth was pinched by Luffy, tried hard to resist with its small arms and legs, but it was useless.

"You don't need to scald the fur, just skin it. Beavers should be edible, right?"

"click~"

There was another large piece of fat and thin meat on the grill.

A big iron plate was placed in front of the little thief who claimed to be Mr.9 and Miss. Wednesday.

"I'm not a devil, I'm drooling all over the place, I think you should be hungry too, well, let's eat first, and then we'll talk when we're full."

"Sorry about the bad luck."

"But you are really fragrant."

Mr. 9 was obviously very hungry, and with tears in his mouth, he ate up all the beaver-shaped pieces of meat on the plate.

Miss who couldn't accept it, covered her mouth on Wednesday and didn't dare to open her mouth. She just asked for some water, washed her face blackened by gunpowder, and barely padded her stomach.

"How can I let the beautiful lady eat Luffy's unpalatable food?"

"My dear lady, Sea Chef Sanji is at your service."

Neptune's nature drives Sanji to stop his movements, and instantly transforms from a prisoner to a little princess. Miss. Wednesday looks flattered at the gentleman-like blond boy in front of him.

"Thank you."

She was so moved that she was on the verge of tears. The ups and downs of life were staged in turn in this short period of time, and her heart was extremely complicated.

She glanced at Luffy gratefully, presumably this man ordered all of this.
I heard that some kidnapped people will feel a kind of wonderful gratitude when the kidnappers show them some preferential treatment. This is the legendary Stockholm syndrome.

Apparently, Miss. Wednesday got a little tricked
Sanji's gaze gradually deteriorated, but soon, after Miss. Wednesday's casual smile, the spring breeze instantly warmed up, and everything became as if nothing had happened.

Who told him to be a gentle Neptune.

"If you want pointers, we have them, right Mr.9."

Miss. Wednesday said to Luffy and the others after simply filling their stomachs.

Mr.9 lifted his face from the plate and nodded.

"Well, the words of the pointer are here. Uh. Gone"

He stared blankly at the left hand with only one watch strap left, and shivered a little at a loss.
"Hiccup~"

An untimely belch popped out of his mouth, and beads of sweat rolled down from his mouth.

"Listen to my explanation, I really have it! But it was blown up by the unlucky ones, please believe me!"

"Bang bang bang~"

Mr. 9, who kowtowed in Thomas' roundabout kowtow, explained frantically that he was afraid that he would meet Hades in the next second. The group of guys in front of him are not to be provoked at all, especially the smiling one with the straw hat the man.
He didn't even let go of the bad luck!

Uh. But it’s unlucky, but it’s really delicious. Eat well~
"Forget it, there will always be a way."

Lu Fei held the back of his head and said indifferently, the loss is indifferent, and the gain is calm, some things are useless if you force them.

Before going to sea, Luffy already understood this truth. He is obviously the son of the world. Why can Ace get a hand of Wang Bo, but he is such a bad card that cannot be connected together like 345 789?

Luffy, who is full of imagination, is already guessing what kind of taste Ace, who has transformed into a dragon form, will be roasted on the fire.
Dragon meat!
At this moment, a soft little finger poked Luffy's back.

"Mr. Luffy, as for the pointer, I also have it here."

A soft voice came, and Sanji, who was being courteous to Miss. Wednesday, froze, two huge peach hearts were about to pop out of his eyes, and the sound alone was about to make his head go high.

"Jojo? Where did you go just now? You haven't come out yet"

"No! There are!"

Sanji left Miss. Wednesday's hand behind, and came to Luffy with a rose plated with special effects in his mouth. Using Luffy as a support pillar, he propped up his chest and handed out the rose affectionately.

"Miss Jojo, you."

"You scumbag Sea King, what are you!"

"Boom~"

Fed up with the lewd cook's dirty eyes, Nami transformed into Super Namiko without hesitation, and Iron Fist of Love mercilessly added a small horn to Sanji~
"No problem! Leave it to me!"

Sanji, who loves to generate electricity, was miraculously immune to Nami's iron fist, and returned to the kitchen at a speed that Sauron couldn't catch up with, and quickly started to get busy.

After putting on a proper attire, Jojo is no longer the big brother with exaggerated chest muscles. After some restraints are lifted, Nami even looks a little narrow in the clothes that just fit
Women in this world really do not reveal their secrets.

Luffy sighed involuntarily.

"As for pointers, I happen to have one here."

Stretching out her hand to dig around her chest, she held a spherical pointer in her hand.

"Our World Ocean Weekly is preparing to carry out a personnel inspection and reorganization of the four seas and the great sea route branch. Unexpectedly, we encountered the Grundo Pirates at the first stop in the West Sea. Except for me, everyone else was killed. .”

"Thanks to Mr. Lu Fei, I was saved. This is a small thank you gift. Please accept it."

The dangling record pointer will be wrong, and the record will be round and round
Anyway, I gave the pointer to Nami for safekeeping, and Luffy accepted this thank you gift.

"But Qiao Qiao, aren't you an intern reporter? Why did you follow?"

"My father is the president."

"Being a reporter is only because I want to be familiar with all the business of the newspaper, so..."

"I see, but can you hug Nami?"

Luffy didn't dare to move at all, really didn't dare to move, the current situation is really a bit of a dilemma.
The soft flesh of his right loin is already crying out in pain, while the left arm is cheering and shouting: not enough
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I can't help it"

Jojo bowed and apologized unsteadily, so scared that Luffy grabbed the little turkey standing on Usopp's nose and stuffed it into Jojo's arms, giving her something to hug and feel at ease .

It's really hard to be a human.
Under the gaze of Sanji's fire-breathing eyes, Luffy pulled a chair and sat down exhaustedly, sighing a long time.

(End of this chapter)