Save the world from Luffy

Chapter 91 Definitely next time (second update)
The coastline of the island had already appeared at the end, and after half a day of sailing, the Golden Merry approached the territory of Alabasta.

The sumptuous lunch was over, someone on the road who was not full licked the corner of his mouth, and hugged Karoo in his arms.

Little turkey. Oh no, braised pork and Chopper are already official pets on board, and they can't eat casually with the official establishment.

But it's still okay to drool while holding a duck and talking about celebrity dishes.

The shivering Karu wanted to move but didn't dare, so he looked around for help with his help-seeking eyes.

The two little ones who received the signal shook their heads helplessly, and passed a helpless look.

"Ahead is Narohara, a port town in Alabasta."

"It's really a desert country."

Luffy let go of Karoo, stood on the sheep's head and looked around. The land in the distance was a barren and hazy yellow, with only a few scattered green plants. Before he got close, he could already feel the rolling heat wave of the yellow sand.

"I heard that Alabasta is rich in beauties?"

Sanji came up to him, and he almost lost his temper.

"You are not allowed to prostitute until you lose contact. We will set off after replenishing food and water."

Lu Fei gave a warning to the cook, but he was still a little worried.

Sanji has been irritated a lot lately, it is definitely allowed to relax, but if it is too much,
Probably not.
"Why don't you consider arranging an inflatable doll for Sanji in the future?"

Luffy touched his chin and thought about it seriously. He suddenly felt Usopp's kindness. As long as he was given some weird things, Usopp would like to stay in his laboratory after training.

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The pier of the town is very simple. Looking at the dilapidated and crowded small pier, the Golden Merry turned around a little bit, and found a good coast to pull over. Anyway, the town is not far away, so there is no delay. thing.

The infrastructure of a country reflects whether the country is strong or not. Obviously, Alabasta is not considered rich, at least not in this seaside town.

"Karoo and I won't go down, it would be bad if we are recognized."

"Then Karu, look at the boat. I'll help you change your outfit. By the way, Karu, you can pull here if you have something to do. It can fire signal flares."

Luffy rubbed the duck's head, pointed to the fuze rope on the mast and said to him.

"By the way, Mr.2, do you want to come together?"

Classmate Xiao Feng shook his head.

"A lot of secret agents should have rushed over. I saw the ship of billions of elders on the pier just now. They are Baroque elite pirate hunters. I am watching the ship here."

"It wasn't discovered by them just now, but it wouldn't be good if it was seen later, so as not to expose anything."

"From now on, just call me Feng Kelei or Xiao Feng. Mr. 2 doesn't sound good at all."

Xiao Feng, who has abandoned the dark and turned to the bright, knows that he has no possibility of going back, and Lu Fei is not worried that he will run away. In this case, Lu Fei does not force it.

"Then you can go first, as we said before, no problem."

That being the case, it is better to let Feng Kelei take a step first and watch the swan boat go away. It is not a big problem whether to use this pawn or not. There are already signs of surrender, so let this be a test of loyalty, and let outsiders Luffy is not used to being around.

Bibi, who needed to change clothes, was put on a layer of special effects skin by Luffy, and there were many changes from hair color to facial details.

With orange hair dyed, she and Nami stand together like a pair of twin sisters.

"Usopp, you and Sauron are going to buy food and water, remember not to lose him, Mikita, you should also pay attention, don't hang on to Sauron in public, just hold hands."

"Sanji, I don't care about you, just an hour, don't play for too long."

Luffy, who became the head of the family, arranged the tasks for the next few people, and then looked at the three young ladies on his own ship.

"Would you like me to carry your bags for you?"

Luffy showed the expression of stealing from Sanji, an indescribable smell of suspected idiot
When I came to a desert town that I had never been in contact with, Nami’s desire to buy, buy, buy, and buy was almost uncontrollable. Besides saving money, the little thief likes to buy, buy, buy, and can save as well as spend. He is the good god of the store owner .

Bibi and Marianne were also naturally abducted by her, and she also grabbed the braised pork and Chopper.

"Stay where it's cool, we have Chopper."

As Luffy thought, Nami really got the trick.

Picking up the little reindeer Uma~ took a bite, and then Qiaoba, who transformed into a deer-shaped bag-carrying machine on all fours, followed behind them obediently.

They are all big bosses, so they can't be provoked.
Although he really wanted to eat marshmallows with Luffy, Chopper knew clearly that Nami was the strongest fighting force in the ship, so he knew who to listen to.

Luffy, who was kicked out of the team alone, didn't feel much. He rubbed his belly and walked towards the restaurant following the aroma.

As Bibi said, Alabasta is rich in beauties, desert-style beauties.

The wheat-colored skin looked very healthy and energetic, and half of the cheeks covered by the tulle carried an alluring exotic style.

Sanji, who also shared a short distance with Luffy, has long been lost in the scent of the young lady, wandering towards a strange place, chatting up beautiful young ladies passing by along the way.

On the way to find the restaurant, Luffy passed by a nice perfume shop and touched his purse. Nami gave him quite a lot of pocket money.

At least after experiencing Little Garden Drum Island, the pocket money that Nami gave this time was enough for Luffy to have a big meal and a little extra, and even helped the impoverished Zoro.

A certain swordsman is now almost forced to eat soft food from his own pendant.

Usopp was the only one on board who could claim to have spare money on hand. He seemed to be helping Nami design some props a few days ago, earning a lot of money.

Gritting his teeth, he bought a set of the most expensive perfume package in the store. Looking at the wallet that had shrunk by half, Luffy, clutching his heart, pushed open the door of the restaurant. There was a lot of noise inside, surrounded by a lot of melon eaters.

"Please let it go."

Luffy squeezed through the crowd and walked to the front of the restaurant.

The tall chef and store manager looked flustered and at a loss, listening to the gossip of the melon eaters, it seemed that someone died of food poisoning in this store.
"Aren't you running away?"

Luffy pointed to the dead man whose head fell on the plate and said to the store manager.

"Where can I go?"

He sighed, his face full of helplessness.

"Want to help? Just give me a discount later, and I'll help you get rid of this guy."

Lu Fei touched the little extra money in his pocket, and put on a self-sacrificing expression.

"Well, well, please."

The store manager opened his mouth, as if he couldn't find any suitable method
Someone Lu nodded solemnly, squatted on the chair beside the dead man, and pointed his butt at the man's face.

"Pfft~~~~"

A long, smelly fart was held back.

"Yo~~~~"

Someone who was originally thought to be dead struggled and fell to the ground, holding the floor and retching
"It turns out you're not dead!"

The melon-eating crowd shouted with their mouths wide open, but they also accidentally inhaled the stuffy fart that was comparable to biochemical gas, and ran out of the store in a frenzy.

"Which guy is it! I have to punch your shit out!"

Luffy squatted on the chair with a half-smile, pinching his nose with his hands.

"Hit me if you can, Ace."

Picking up an empty plate and fanning it vigorously, Luffy showed a long-lost look that deserves a beating.

"It's you, Luffy."

The man also wearing the top hat wiped the rice grains off his face.

"Suffer to death!"

"Taste brother's iron fist of love!"

"Think beautifully, go eat farts!"

After a while, the boss, who was worried about the safety of his shop, came back cautiously. Two men with bruised noses and swollen faces were grabbing the last piece of meat on the plate unconvinced.

"It's been smoked by my fart, it's poisonous, you can't eat it!"

"I bought this with money, let me go, you bastard!"

Seeing such a scene, the store manager hesitantly touched the original counter and served a plate full of meat.

"or."

"Thank you!"

Luffy handed over a handful of Baileys, and joined the battlefield with a fork: "As much as you have, until you spend all the money."

"You said, you want to give me a discount! Don't play tricks!"

Watching the brutal fight on the dining table, the boss took the money silently, and kept serving the food without making a sound.

"Talk less and do more. Talk less and do more"

The store manager has closed his eyes, and is busy serving the food based on his familiarity with the store for many years.

The battle situation gradually turned into a one-sided massacre, and Luffy ate up more than [-]% of the cooked food in the store with an absolute crushing advantage.
Ace held his chin and looked at his younger brother with a complicated expression.

"You must have suffered a lot, Luffy, why are you so hungry?"

He patted Luffy's straw hat distressedly, and the fork in his hand had long been thrown aside. After all, the fork was bitten off and swallowed the iron supplement. He was too embarrassed to grab food with Luffy again.

"The taste is okay, full."

Luffy wiped his mouth and stretched.

"Ace, what did you just say? I didn't pay attention."

"Forget it, nothing."

The elder brother who has seen through everything only has love for his younger brother in his eyes.

Before the two of them started talking about the old days, the door of the restaurant was pushed open, and a strong man who was two heads taller than Luffy walked in.

"Come to catch you?"

Luffy stabbed Ace, his elder brother learned to be bad but not good, he got tattoos, this old acquaintance must have come to arrest him.

Mr. Lu is a good young man who does what is right, so what if he is in the navy.

"Monkey D. Luffy!"

"I finally found you!!!"

The burly man in the navy who pushed the door was the smoker Smoker who was scolded by Luffy in Rogue Town and was grabbed by Aokiji to wipe his ass.
Ace held his younger brother's shoulder and whispered while holding back his laughter.

"This guy is about to climax as soon as he sees you. Did you do something to offend him? Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret."

"Well, yes, but speaking of it, I should be the one who troubled him."

Luffy took two steps forward, stretched out his hand and poked Smoker in front of him.

"Repay the money! 4000 million Baileys with principal and interest, is it possible that your navy still wants to renege on the debt!"

The confident Lu Mou looked at him without showing any weakness.

Gradually, the painting style began to become strange.
"That. This"

Smoker's eyes began to wander, and finally he squeezed out such a sentence dryly.

"I didn't bring it."

He spread his hands, looking like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.

"Next time definitely."

(End of this chapter)