Naruto I really don't want to play gymnastics

Chapter 10 10. The Death Scene
The sky at four o'clock in the morning is gray.

Chen Kai lay quietly on the bed, stretched out his right hand from the quilt, opened his palm, and lifted it up weakly, his eyes focused on his hand, the gray sky, the gray wall.

Unspirited self.

He fell asleep.

Ever since he heard that school was going to start today, he has been a little uneasy.Lostly murmured:
How fast!
School will start soon!
I'm going to start raising a wife!

Ah no, I made a mistake.

Going to school, then graduating and becoming a ninja, and then, that is, the third ninja world war.
In a daze, Chen Kai heard the sound of footsteps coming from the next door, and he suddenly realized that he had been thinking about how to raise his wife all night.
Sure enough, sex, alcohol, and gambling are the three taboos for ninjas.The three-year-old Chen Kai, at this time, turned into a saint and realized the true meaning of ninja early.

Let me, Chen Kai, accept the source of all these evils!I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell.

Thinking about it, Chen Kai gradually lost his mind again.Until the door of his hut was roughly pushed open again: "Kay"

Maite Dai, who had finished dressing up, saw an upright arm just as he walked in halfway, like the ninjas who were unwilling to die in a ninja battle, they were startled, and some green lights flashed faintly on their bodies. Chen Kai didn't see clearly that at this time, he had just escaped from the fantasy of becoming a ninja school bearer and hugged him.

"Ah, it's father, good morning."

Chen Kai looked up at Matt Dai who came in, and said something listlessly.

Matt Dai, who was just about to persuade his son not to waste time on the bed, was a little at a loss. He scratched his head, swallowed his words, held back for a while, and said, "Why don't you pretend to sleep? Daily check-in It cannot be wasted."

Chen Kai: "." Ignoring his father who was standing blankly in front of the door, he climbed out of bed weakly, his dull eyes hung down on the slightly raised wooden floor, dragged himself, and after leaving the door, turn right Entered the bathroom.

The washing process is not described.

It's nothing more than: gritted my teeth and squatted in the pit, splashed the water, brushed my teeth with a grunt, washed my face with a puff, and I f*cked looking at the watermelon that was getting bigger and bigger in the mirror.

Passing by: Eating pickled rice, brushing and grabbing mustard, danglingly putting down the rice bowl, happily touching the belly, slowly carrying the canvas bag hand-woven by mother, smiling and thinking about dominating the ninja school .Hastily ran out the door.

"Wait, Kai." Watching his son rushing out of the house impatiently, Matt put on a woven backpack that hooked Chen Kai.

slam
Chen Kai: "."

Matt Dai: "."

Nanako Nanako who cleaned up the dishes: "."

Chen Kai turned his head and looked at the small schoolbag he had just owned but died in the blink of an eye from Matt's clutches.A pair of big eyes stared at Matt Dai calmly: "My stupid Fighting Sang, you'd better give me an explanation, otherwise, you are ready to be beaten to death by your mother. I watched her connect several times. Worked all day until late at night.”

Matt Dai: "...Well, I just want to remind you that you don't need to bring a bag for today's report."

Chen Kai shrank and leaned forward, the schoolbag fell into Matt's hand, took out a folding umbrella from it, and bowed like his father: "Then, you explain to mother alone, I will go first .”

Matt Dai looked at his boy with a wry smile: "Hey, hey, don't be so heartless, you have the same blessings and share the same hardships. And it's not raining today, what umbrella do you bring?"

Chen Kai: "The weather is bad today, I think it will rain."

"Damn, it's because you don't understand." Matt Dai threw the cloth bag at the entrance without changing his face, and kept pushing Chen Kai's back. The two left the house together, closed the door, and finished in one go: "You don't understand this. This is the sun at four o'clock in the morning. Kai, your practice is far from enough."

Chen Kai nodded expressionlessly, you have a big head, and everything you say is right.

The gray sky seemed to agree with Maitedai's words, and moved his youth, and the tears that moved him slowly flowed down, one drop, two drops, and gradually poured down towards Chen Kai and his son.

Holding a black umbrella, Chen Kai stood in the rain, looking sideways at his father, who had just said so well.

Matt Day: ".Son, how about?"

Chen Kai: "Daba."

Matt Dai: "."

Glancing resentfully at Chen Kai, who was leisurely walking in the rain at home, Matt Dai smiled mysteriously: "Kai, you are still too young, do you know how to spend rainy days for your father? Look, it's just rain, yes You can't stop being a father!"

Looking at his father, he proudly pulled down the forehead protector, pulled it behind the bangs, and then used the forehead protector to prop up the bangs violently, and the watermelon head turned into an umbrella in seconds. Do you have any tips for life!This is the wisdom of ordinary people!
Chen Kai: "."

He silently opened the distance between the two parties, blame Shushu, we don't make an appointment!

The two walked to the front of the ninja school and looked at the closed gate and a few withered and yellow leaves that were wet from the rain and stuck to the ground, and there was nothing left.Some stunned.

Chen Kai took a step back and looked at the four large characters of Ninja School hanging high in confusion.

That's right, it's a ninja school?Why didn't there even be a doorman, and the principal ran away with the money?It shouldn't be.Why?Wait, I seem to have found a Huadian!Matt Dai! ! !
Looking at the focused eyes of his own son behind him, Matt Dai pondered for a moment, slapped his thigh, and suddenly realized: "Oh, oh, oh, oh! The ninja school opens at eight o'clock, we came early."

Chen Kai: "Then tell me what to do."

Matt Dai: "How about I go?"

Chen Kai: "You go and try."

Matt Dai: "Just try it?"

Chen Kai: "Huh???"
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The sun broke through the gathered dark clouds, and the air after the rain, with a bit of earthy fragrance, earthworms and fish quietly returned to their huts and returned the land to the owners of the land.

At 07:30 in the morning, parents in twos and threes, holding the little hands of their children, waited at the gate of the Ninja School. Unsurprisingly, they saw a Mate Dai in a green tights lying on the ground doing push-ups crazily. And beside him, like an old monk in meditation, Chen Kai who doesn't hear anything outside his body.

Occasionally, children shake their parents' hands and ask curiously: "Ma Ma, Papa, are these two crazy things you mentioned before?"

It will be very fast, and my parents hastily stopped me, "Shh, don't talk nonsense, you can't tell such big truths outside!"

"Oh, I know Ma Mababa."

As for Chen Kai, the corners of his mouth twitched, as if he understood Minato's helplessness yesterday: "This daughter-in-law, I'm afraid she is going to fly."

In the hut, Nanako Nanako finished cleaning up the battlefield of Chen Kai and his son, looked at the canvas bag leaning against the door, chuckled, carefully picked up the bag, and took out the needle and thread wrapped in cloth from the room, with gentle eyes, and gently mended with a torn schoolbag
(End of this chapter)