I may have played a fake fantasy

Chapter 15 Smoking is harmful to health

Q: Your goddess added you as a friend, what would you do?
Answer: Agree.

Question: A goddess who has rejected you adds you as a friend, what would you do?
Answer: A man should have dignity. Since she looked down on me before, there is no need for me to take her seriously anymore, so... I will hesitate for a while before agreeing.

After hesitating for a few minutes, Ye Shang still agreed to add a friend, and then the other party couldn't wait to send a message: "I just added it, if you have the ability, you can delay it."

"En?" Ye Shang was surprised, he couldn't imagine that Meng Di would speak in such a tone, the little girl still seems to be quite well-behaved... Let's not mention the gluttonous and funny parts.

"Uh, I just took a shower." After posting this reason, Ye Shang almost burst into tears, thinking that he was so virtuous and capable. He, who has lived half his life, also used the goddess's "Stop talking about Dafa in the shower" .

Yunlihuan (the other party's QQ nickname): "Pretend, continue to pretend."

"Fuck, I can't bear this." Ye Shang was annoyed, and typed vigorously on the keyboard: "What's the matter?"... Well, Ye Shang still held back.

Yun Lihuan: "How is the game going?"

Ye Shang wondered, most of the time in the game today was together, how could he not know the situation of my playing the game.

Before Ye Shang could think further about whether there was any hidden information, the other party said, "I am Ye Shang, the one from 2087."

"Damn it!" Ye Shang was so frightened by this sentence that he slapped the keyboard, typed 3 unrelated phrases, accidentally triggered the send, and passed the content over.

Yun Lihuan: "Hehe, you must be scared, right?" Ye Shang, who is a hundred years old, can guess Ye Shang's behavior and inner activities.

"You... aren't you dead?" The strangest thing about Ye Shang was this.

Yun Lihuan: "...It seems that it is still necessary for you to be reborn in junior high school. You can relearn Chinese knowledge so that you can distinguish the difference between 'dying' and 'dead'."

Lone Cancer (Ye Shang QQ nickname): "Then how long can you live?" Ye Shang is not only caring about the other party, but also caring about himself.

Yun Lihuan: "Hey!"

Seeing the sigh from the hundred-year-old Ye Shang, Ye Shang also felt that his words were not pleasant, and just wanted to comfort him, when he saw another message from the other party: "There are only ten or twenty years of life left. "

"Nimma, this is also called dying?" Ye Shang was angry, thinking that you have lived like an old monster, and you can live for more than ten years, so why not be satisfied.

Yun Lihuan: "In 2087, the average life expectancy of human beings was two hundred years old. If I die at 120 years old, it will be regarded as an untimely death."

Lonely Cancer: "Okay, aren't you a great inventor? Enjoy the remaining decades of your life."

Yun Lihuan: "I thought about it too, but when I first came up with the technology, I announced the result before applying for a patent in order to pretend to be beeping quickly, so I'm still penniless now."

Lone Cancer: "Has your head been kicked by a donkey?"

Yun Lirao: "You call this self-destruction."

Ye Shang thinks about it too, he and the hundred-year-old Ye Shang are one person, scolding him is equivalent to scolding himself, co-authoring this is still an opponent who can't win by scolding.

Suddenly, Ye Shang thought of a question, and immediately typed on the keyboard and sent it: "No, you are still alive, so my actions after rebirth should have an impact on you."

Yun Lihuan: "It's fine for us to be in different time and space. If there are parallel universes, this kind of thing won't happen."

Lonely Cancer: "Search Disney, this way we can avoid it." Ye Shang, who felt that the matter was reasonable, couldn't react suddenly, and said, "What are you talking about, I was teleported to another universe?"

Yun Lihuan: "The world has changed so much, didn't you notice something was wrong?"

Lonely Cancer: "Isn't this caused by... space-time disorder?"

Yun Lihuan: "Can it be so chaotic?"

Ye Shang feels wronged, I don't know if it will happen, I'm not a scientist yet.

Lonely cancer: "By the way, let me ask, in my current world, is underage smoking still subject to control?"

Yun Lihuan: "Unfortunately, you can wait until you go to college to smoke."

Lone Cancer: "..."

Yun Lihuan: "Of course, it's not that there is no way at all. I have the ability to change the consciousness of the world, but it is more difficult to do so. It would be much easier if it only affects you, so that others will not be affected. Because you are underage, you are opposed to smoking."

Seeing that he had hope, Ye Shang typed every word with a deep sense of gratitude: "Fuck, so awesome? Brother Ye, save me."

Yun Lihuan: "Hehe, of course it's awesome. When I announced the results, I was also careless for a while, and I missed a part. After I realized it, I couldn't publish it. Without this part, others just mastered the foundation of time travel." , there is no way I can talk to you across time and space like I do, not to mention that as soon as the theory emerged, relevant laws and regulations and methods of restricting time travel were issued in various places..."

Seeing the hundred-year-old Ye Shang talking about his greatness, Ye Shang had no choice but to send a weak message: "Yan..."

Yun Lihuan: "You were not born in 87, but in 89. You are only 14 years old. If you smoked cigarettes 5 years earlier, you may not live to be 120."

Lonely cancer: "So what, even if you can live a long life, you have no money, no girls, no entertainment, except that you don't need to rely on liquid food and infusions to maintain your life, and it is not much better than a vegetable."

Ye Shang is the kind of person who takes pleasure in the present. He feels that as long as he lives comfortably, a shorter lifespan is not a problem... The premise is that his life in his previous life basically had nothing to do with the word "comfortable".

Yun Lihuan: "Well, I have no right to interfere with your decision, and I have no right to interfere with your life. Although we are essentially one person, we are now two individuals and two lives. How should we choose? Come on what you say."

Lonely cancer: "Thank you." Even if there are differences in ideas, they are still consistent in the underlying three views and logic.

Ten minutes later, the [-]-year-old Ye Shang sent good news: "It's done. You can light a cigarette and try it to see other people's attitudes."

Light a cigarette?Ye Shang also thought, but he didn't have one at hand, so he chose the latter between going out to buy a pack and grabbing one from his dad.If the hundred-year-old Ye Shang hadn't lied, then there was nothing wrong with his behavior, but if he had lied, he would always be caught buying cigarettes secretly, so it's better to go all out.

When he came to the living room, Ye Shang said to Ye Chengyan flatteringly: "Dad, give me a cigarette."

Ye Chengyan frowned when he heard that, and Ye Shangxin said that Jie Bao had been cheated by that old boy again, but he heard Ye Chengyan say: "Your pocket money will be used up so soon? Take a smoke and think about it later." Buy yourself."

"It's done." Ye Shang was happy, thinking that this was the only satisfactory thing he encountered today, but he soon realized that one cigarette was definitely not enough, so he said, "I still have some money." , I’m addicted to cigarettes, I’m too lazy to move now, I’ll go out and buy after thinking about it later.”

"Oh, that's what happened." Ye Chengyan nodded, and then reached out to take back the cigarette from Ye Shang's hand.

Ye Shang had black lines on his face, and complained that his father was too stingy, so he had no choice but to get dressed and go out to buy a pack of 5 yuan cigarettes.

When Ye Shang returned to the computer, he found that the hundred-year-old Ye Shang had sent several messages while he was away.

"Have you tried yet?"

"Oh, by the way, you don't have any cigarettes at hand right now, did you go out to buy them?"

"Let me tell you, I'll give you another 5 minutes. If you don't come back, I won't chat. Chatting across time and space is very expensive."

……

"Well...you haven't come back yet. Forget it. About why your game is different from others, I will tell you later when I have time."

(End of this chapter)