The door-to-door son-in-law of the beautiful president

Chapter 826 Holy shit, I won the bid

Li Jiangnan has spiritual body protection, as long as it is not a strange poison, the usual deadly poison will not have the slightest effect on him, let alone the slightly toxic insect repellent and laxative "Ghost Jumping Wall".

So he was completely confident, and drank a large bowl of wine in front of Bi Xiao and the others.

Bi Xiao and the others were secretly smirking, thinking that the treachery had succeeded, seeing Li Jiangnan emptying the wine bowl, they all laughed wildly, and even booed enthusiastically, applauding Li Jiangnan.

Li Jiangnan didn't reveal their evil intentions, sat down with a smile and said, "Okay, let's all order, and I will respect you for a while later."

"Okay, let's eat..." Bi Xiao, the sixth junior brother and others were secretly proud, and some even pretended to be courteous, and deliberately picked up a big dish with chopsticks for Li Jiangnan.

They all calculated the time in their hearts, and estimated that it would take less than 5 minutes for Li Jiangnan to perform "Ghost Jumping Over the Wall" in real life, rushing to find the toilet.

At this time, the sixth junior brother smiled smirk and leaned into Bi Xiao's ear, and said in a low voice: "Senior sister, do you want to arrange for the eighth junior brother to occupy the toilet first, and when the little boy becomes anxious later, he will definitely drag Papa in his crotch."

Bi Xiao almost died laughing, she quickly lowered her head, suppressed her laughter, and nodded while picking up vegetables.

"Hehe, senior sister, let's wait and see the good show..." The sixth junior brother smiled, and under his arrangement, someone really left the table, pretended to be anxious, and rushed to occupy the toilet.

Okay, everything is ready, just wait to see the little boy make a fool of himself.

About five or six minutes later, Bi Xiao, the sixth junior brother and others secretly observed Li Jiangnan with excited eyes, to see if his expression would become very painful.

However, Li Jiangnan's complexion was normal, and he didn't look in pain at all. Instead, he looked relaxed, and he smiled and ate vegetables and chatted with the people around him.

After waiting for another 5 minutes, Li Jiangnan was still fine. Bi Xiao and the sixth junior brother looked at each other, feeling a little confused.

"Calm down, look more." Bi Xiao didn't give up, said something in a low voice, and then stared at Li Jiangnan closely with the sixth junior brother, and must wait until the effect of the medicine took effect, and watched the little boy make a fool of himself and pull Papa in his crotch.

But after waiting for a few more minutes, Li Jiangnan still had nothing to do, and he could even get up with a smile to toast at other wine tables. Bi Xiao and the others couldn't see any sign that he would pull his papa into his crotch, and finally felt disappointed up.

"Lao Liu, what's going on, are you kidding me?" Bi Xiao couldn't hold back anymore, and asked in a low voice.

Several junior brothers hurriedly brought their heads closer, and the sixth junior brother said awkwardly: "I, I don't know how this happened, I obviously fell off the wall, but..."

"Did you take the wrong medicine?" Sixth Junior Brother turned to another Junior Brother and asked.

"How is it possible? I obviously found the tin jar in the corner cabinet of the pharmacy according to the location you said, and then I took out the medicine powder with my own hands and packed it in a small paper bag." The junior brother said.

"There are three tin jars in the corner cabinet, including insect repellent powder, lice repellent powder, and anti-inflammatory powder. Which tin jar did you take?" Sixth Junior Brother asked.

"I, I, it seems, it seems..." The man tried his best to recall, but he seemed a little unable to remember.

"like?"

"You idiot, I can figure it out with my toes, that little boy has been fine for so long, you must have taken the wrong medicine!"

The sixth junior brother directly fell down, and patted the little junior brother hard on the head.

Well, it's all right now.

Bi Xiao and the others must have taken the wrong medicine, and they were all very frustrated, feeling that today's work was wasted.

At this time, Li Jiangnan came back from other wine tables with a smile. Their private discussion just now was clearly heard by Li Jiangnan Mingrui, but Li Jiangnan didn't say anything, and mentioned the slightly astringent wine on the table. The jar, pour yourself a bowl of wine first.

"Miss Bi, brothers, we agreed to drink one more round, now it's time for me to toast you..."

As he spoke, he took the wine jar and poured wine into the wine bowls of Bi Xiao and others. Bi Xiao panicked all of a sudden, and immediately said that he didn't need it, and wouldn't let Li Jiangnan pour the wine, but how could Li Jiangnan listen? He smiled and said: You are welcome.On the one hand, he reciprocated courtesy and poured a full bowl for Bi Xiao.

The sixth junior brother and the others looked at each other, Nima didn't know what powder was put in the wine jar, now Li Jiangnan was going to pour the wine himself, what should I do?

"Brothers, thank you for your kindness. I'm here to toast and pour wine for you..." Li Jiangnan was extremely polite, and he walked over and poured wine for a few of them, causing sixth junior brother and others to shirk away for a long time with blushing faces. But they couldn't stand Li Jiangnan's enthusiasm, and everyone poured a bowl of wine in front of them.

"Miss Bi, brothers, I will come first this time, and I will do it first as a respect."

Li Jiangnan emptied the wine bowl in one gulp, then lit the wine bowl, smiled and made a please gesture: "Everyone please."

This time, Bi Xiao, the sixth junior brother and others all sat on the wax.

If the wine jar was not filled with insect repellent powder like Guitiaoqiang, then it must be anti-inflammatory powder or lice powder. If you drink a bowl of medicinal wine with anti-inflammatory powder, it doesn’t matter, just drink it , Nothing will happen, but if you drink the medicinal wine with lice powder, the taste of Nima will also be uncomfortable.

"What's the matter, you guys are..." Seeing that Bi Xiao, the sixth junior brother and others were all sitting there not holding their glasses, and their faces were very embarrassed, Li Jiangnan pretended not to know, and asked a question on purpose, intending to urge them to drink .

"Ah, Mr. Li, I can't drink, or you can be considerate and considerate, so don't drink this bowl of wine..." The sixth junior brother smiled sarcastically, and made a shameless request.

The other juniors couldn't care less about their face, so they hurriedly followed the rhythm of the sixth senior brother. Some said that they couldn't drink enough, and some directly said that they were sick. They all hoped that Mr. Li would be considerate and considerate, so they don't want to drink this bowl of wine.

Coincidentally at this time, old man Bi Sanjue came back after turning around. After seeing this scene, he said strangely: "You guys are usually rushing to drink, why is Mr. Li politely toasting you a bowl today?" Wine, all of you don’t want to drink anymore?”

"Tell me, why doesn't Mr. Li even drink the toast?"

The sixth junior brother and others were all dumb.

Bi Xiao was also nervous, not knowing how to explain it to the old man.

Li Jiangnan saw that Bi Sanjue was coming, of course he would seize this opportunity, he shook his head on purpose, and said disappointedly: "Maybe it's because they didn't speculate, they don't like me, they don't want to give me face."

"Forget it, I have already toasted the wine that should be toasted, drink it or not, they can do whatever they want."

"Mr. Li, please don't say that. If they are rude, please bear with me, and I will criticize them." Bi Sanjue's old face couldn't hold back anymore. It was obvious that Li Jiangnan said something like this. Dissatisfied.

After Bi Sanjue finished speaking, he turned around and said solemnly: "You guys, do you understand the way of hospitality?"

"Mr. Li is a distinguished guest at the door. Toasting you now is a respect for the host. How can you refuse?"

Bi Sanjue pointed with his hand, and said decisively: "Lao Liu, you start with it, drink!"

At this point, Bi Xiao, the sixth junior brother and others could not escape at all.

Under the eyes of Mr. Bi, starting with the sixth junior brother, these people had no choice but to bite the bullet and empty their wine bowls one by one in front of Li Jiangnan.

Now their only hope is: they hope that they can be like Li Jiangnan, drink this medicinal wine that doesn't know whether it is anti-inflammatory powder or lice powder, and nothing will happen.

But fate is so unfair, before the last Bi Xiao's wine bowl started to drink, the sixth junior brother at the beginning had already sensed that something was wrong, and he suddenly clamped his legs, opened his eyes big, and his face was panicked.

"No, not good."

"It seems to be, it's a ghost jumping over the wall!"

"Damn it, I won the bid..."

All of a sudden, stinky farts exploded again and again, the sixth junior brother ran to the toilet in embarrassment, like a rocket stuck in his buttocks, followed by the eighth junior brother, and then the little junior brother.

Bi Xiao watched helplessly as the juniors ran towards the toilet as if they had stepped on a thunderstorm, completely stupefied.

(End of this chapter)