Chapter 32
"Brother Jian, that's Shen Langdi, do you still want to fuck him?" The shirtless man also grabbed a handful of melon seeds, squatted in a corner and stuttered.
This man's mouth was sharp, and after a while, the ground was covered with melon seed shells.
The aunt in a yellow mantle on the side of the road glared angrily at me with a broom, but she didn't dare to speak.
Fan Jian snorted and said, "Of course I have to do it! But this time, if I want to do it, I have to fuck his father. I heard that Shen Lang is just such a father, and he just finished the operation and is very weak..."
He spat out a melon seed shell far away.
However, a few people didn't see them, and the two of them were rushing over at the end of the street.
Jiang Xiaolong originally wanted to persuade Shen Lang to go back, but unexpectedly, after hearing the words of these wicked ghosts, he got angry for a while and rolled up his sleeves.
"Who the hell did you say you were going to mess with?" Shen Lang kicked the battery car next to him over.
It scares the people around me so much.
Seven or eight people came around all of a sudden, and they came out one after another.
"Brother, there are many people on the other side, let's..." Jiang Xiaolong is still rational, he doesn't know how skilled Shen Lang is, but the other party has a lot of people.
The few buddies who came out of the car repair shop, some with crowbars, some with wrenches, looked domineering, like a group of local snakes.
"There is a way to heaven, you don't go, and there is no way to hell, you come here to vote! I think you turned on the light in the toilet, and you are recruited to death!" Fan Jian scattered the melon seeds in his hand on the ground, and picked up A three-edged knife for cutting tires came out.
"Before I was in the hotel, I didn't know as much as you. You're damn good, and you still want to mess with my family!" No matter how cowardly Shen Lang was, he still couldn't bear to face his family being threatened.
This is the lowest level of anger as a man.
If one day, a man's wife, children, parents are bullied, and this man dares not fart, then this man is really nothing.
"Hit! It's this bastard who will make me lose my job!" Fan Jian yelled.
A group of people rushed forward and surrounded Shen Lang.
And Shen Lang also had quick eyesight and quick hands, so he kicked out first.
This kick was not light. It kicked the shirtless man away. The man's head fell upside down and he was actually immersed in the gasoline barrel next to him. The oil barrel was filled with water used to wash cars.
"Gululu! I can't drink anymore, pull me quickly...Gululu..."
The shirtless man kept tossing.
A man next to him with a crowbar was about to smash Shen Lang's head, but Jiang Xiaolong picked up a battery car helmet and blocked it behind Shen Lang's head.
Unexpectedly, the quality of the helmet was so good that it was like a bouncy ball. When the crowbar hit the helmet, it bounced back instead, knocking the man unconscious.
There were also people coming from the left and right sides, but Shen Lang now had martial arts by his side, and this set of skills was also used by him, grabbing the heads of the two of them, like a pair of big cymbals, bumping into each other.
"Your mother!"
Fan Jian roared angrily, and stabbed towards Shen Lang with the three-edged knife.
"Brother-in-law! Get out of the way!"
Jiang Xiaolong exclaimed, if this three-edged knife penetrated his body, it would cause a wound that would be extremely difficult to heal.
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Shen Lang picked up a car tire and blocked Fan Jian's three-edged knife, then the tire spun and brought Fan Jian to the ground.
He pressed the back of Fan Jian's head with his knee, making Fan Jian unable to move.
"My dear uncle, let go!" Fan Jian yelled.
"Xiaolong, go look for a phone in the house and make a call!" Shen Lang said.
"Okay!" Jiang Xiaolong ran into the house, but soon, Jiang Xiaolong's face changed drastically: "Brother, I found something..."
"What?"
"Mr. Ye Zi." Jiang Xiaolong lifted up a plastic bag, which turned out to be a bag of dried things.
Jiang Xiaolong came out of the army, so he recognized what it was at a glance.
Shen Lang glared at Fan Jian: "If you want to talk about your name, you really live up to your name. I can't control what bad things you usually do, but do you fucking know how much this thing caused our country to suffer? ?”
He kicked Fan Jian over.
Fan Jian's hands were dislocated, and he stood up with difficulty. He said, "Fuck me, it's Er Haozi's work!"
"I recognize this guy. It was on the news last time. This Er Haozi once burglarized and found that the victim had hidden good wine in his home. He actually fried a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes. By the way, he added fifteen more. Eggs! When the victim came back, Er Haozi was drunk and paralyzed at home, and even tore up the children's homework... It's a weird thing." Jiang Xiaolong said.
Although the fire department and the bureau are different, we occasionally hear some interesting stories about each other.
"There is also this shirtless guy named Lao Zhu, who also likes to drink. In the first half of the year, this guy was drunk. He was singled out by an Ultraman and a Tibetan Mastiff, but he was bitten and hospitalized. If you see the ear, it is because he was killed. The Tibetan mastiff was bitten." Jiang Xiaolong said, pointing at the shirtless man moaning in pain on the ground.
"What is this!" The shirtless man groaned, obviously not convinced by Jiang Xiaolong's evaluation, "Fan Jian also entered and was detained! Five years ago, some of our brothers broke into the house and stole things, and everyone else hid them." Well done, just because the grandson was hiding under the bed, and the owner found out because his feet were too smelly."
"Shut up! Last time your brother stole 200 yuan worth of gold from a machine in an Internet cafe, and I haven't said anything yet!" Fan Jian was also annoyed.
"Fart! You are not as good as Dongzi. Dongzi tied up a girl a few days ago. He was stupid and stuttered when he spoke. It was because of that girl's mother that he bargained from 50 ransom to [-]..." Said a buddy lying on the ground and pretending to be dead.
"You, what are you talking about? You... Didn't you steal... steal the warehouse, drinks worth 200 yuan... You, you, you, you poured out all the drinks, and sold these drink bottles for 200 yuan overnight. [-] yuan..." said the stuttering Dongzi, it seems that the stuttering problem is still not healed.
At this time, the sweeping aunt took off her hat, and she took off her clothes, which turned out to be blue clothes!
She took out a certificate and said: "I have been following you for several days, thank you for confessing your crimes just now."
"Yes... Could it be?!" The faces of the thieves around him changed drastically.
Shen Lang and Jiang Xiaolong were also shocked.
The aunt saw Shen Lang and said, "Have you practiced?"
"I've practiced, just now I..."
"I've seen it all, but if it's convenient for you, come back with me and make a record." The middle-aged aunt picked up the phone and said inside: "Captain, something happened. During the fight, seven people were beaten and rolled all over the floor by two people, and they even confessed their resumes."
"Okay, I'll send someone over right away," said the other end of the phone.
Jiang Xiaolong scratched his head: "Hey, Auntie, you are hiding it deep enough, I didn't even know you..."
"You two, what's your name." The middle-aged aunt said.
Jiang Xiaolong and Shen Lang glanced at each other, and said in unison: "Report, we are partners of justice."
(End of this chapter)
"Brother Jian, that's Shen Langdi, do you still want to fuck him?" The shirtless man also grabbed a handful of melon seeds, squatted in a corner and stuttered.
This man's mouth was sharp, and after a while, the ground was covered with melon seed shells.
The aunt in a yellow mantle on the side of the road glared angrily at me with a broom, but she didn't dare to speak.
Fan Jian snorted and said, "Of course I have to do it! But this time, if I want to do it, I have to fuck his father. I heard that Shen Lang is just such a father, and he just finished the operation and is very weak..."
He spat out a melon seed shell far away.
However, a few people didn't see them, and the two of them were rushing over at the end of the street.
Jiang Xiaolong originally wanted to persuade Shen Lang to go back, but unexpectedly, after hearing the words of these wicked ghosts, he got angry for a while and rolled up his sleeves.
"Who the hell did you say you were going to mess with?" Shen Lang kicked the battery car next to him over.
It scares the people around me so much.
Seven or eight people came around all of a sudden, and they came out one after another.
"Brother, there are many people on the other side, let's..." Jiang Xiaolong is still rational, he doesn't know how skilled Shen Lang is, but the other party has a lot of people.
The few buddies who came out of the car repair shop, some with crowbars, some with wrenches, looked domineering, like a group of local snakes.
"There is a way to heaven, you don't go, and there is no way to hell, you come here to vote! I think you turned on the light in the toilet, and you are recruited to death!" Fan Jian scattered the melon seeds in his hand on the ground, and picked up A three-edged knife for cutting tires came out.
"Before I was in the hotel, I didn't know as much as you. You're damn good, and you still want to mess with my family!" No matter how cowardly Shen Lang was, he still couldn't bear to face his family being threatened.
This is the lowest level of anger as a man.
If one day, a man's wife, children, parents are bullied, and this man dares not fart, then this man is really nothing.
"Hit! It's this bastard who will make me lose my job!" Fan Jian yelled.
A group of people rushed forward and surrounded Shen Lang.
And Shen Lang also had quick eyesight and quick hands, so he kicked out first.
This kick was not light. It kicked the shirtless man away. The man's head fell upside down and he was actually immersed in the gasoline barrel next to him. The oil barrel was filled with water used to wash cars.
"Gululu! I can't drink anymore, pull me quickly...Gululu..."
The shirtless man kept tossing.
A man next to him with a crowbar was about to smash Shen Lang's head, but Jiang Xiaolong picked up a battery car helmet and blocked it behind Shen Lang's head.
Unexpectedly, the quality of the helmet was so good that it was like a bouncy ball. When the crowbar hit the helmet, it bounced back instead, knocking the man unconscious.
There were also people coming from the left and right sides, but Shen Lang now had martial arts by his side, and this set of skills was also used by him, grabbing the heads of the two of them, like a pair of big cymbals, bumping into each other.
"Your mother!"
Fan Jian roared angrily, and stabbed towards Shen Lang with the three-edged knife.
"Brother-in-law! Get out of the way!"
Jiang Xiaolong exclaimed, if this three-edged knife penetrated his body, it would cause a wound that would be extremely difficult to heal.
With sharp eyes and quick hands, Shen Lang picked up a car tire and blocked Fan Jian's three-edged knife, then the tire spun and brought Fan Jian to the ground.
He pressed the back of Fan Jian's head with his knee, making Fan Jian unable to move.
"My dear uncle, let go!" Fan Jian yelled.
"Xiaolong, go look for a phone in the house and make a call!" Shen Lang said.
"Okay!" Jiang Xiaolong ran into the house, but soon, Jiang Xiaolong's face changed drastically: "Brother, I found something..."
"What?"
"Mr. Ye Zi." Jiang Xiaolong lifted up a plastic bag, which turned out to be a bag of dried things.
Jiang Xiaolong came out of the army, so he recognized what it was at a glance.
Shen Lang glared at Fan Jian: "If you want to talk about your name, you really live up to your name. I can't control what bad things you usually do, but do you fucking know how much this thing caused our country to suffer? ?”
He kicked Fan Jian over.
Fan Jian's hands were dislocated, and he stood up with difficulty. He said, "Fuck me, it's Er Haozi's work!"
"I recognize this guy. It was on the news last time. This Er Haozi once burglarized and found that the victim had hidden good wine in his home. He actually fried a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes. By the way, he added fifteen more. Eggs! When the victim came back, Er Haozi was drunk and paralyzed at home, and even tore up the children's homework... It's a weird thing." Jiang Xiaolong said.
Although the fire department and the bureau are different, we occasionally hear some interesting stories about each other.
"There is also this shirtless guy named Lao Zhu, who also likes to drink. In the first half of the year, this guy was drunk. He was singled out by an Ultraman and a Tibetan Mastiff, but he was bitten and hospitalized. If you see the ear, it is because he was killed. The Tibetan mastiff was bitten." Jiang Xiaolong said, pointing at the shirtless man moaning in pain on the ground.
"What is this!" The shirtless man groaned, obviously not convinced by Jiang Xiaolong's evaluation, "Fan Jian also entered and was detained! Five years ago, some of our brothers broke into the house and stole things, and everyone else hid them." Well done, just because the grandson was hiding under the bed, and the owner found out because his feet were too smelly."
"Shut up! Last time your brother stole 200 yuan worth of gold from a machine in an Internet cafe, and I haven't said anything yet!" Fan Jian was also annoyed.
"Fart! You are not as good as Dongzi. Dongzi tied up a girl a few days ago. He was stupid and stuttered when he spoke. It was because of that girl's mother that he bargained from 50 ransom to [-]..." Said a buddy lying on the ground and pretending to be dead.
"You, what are you talking about? You... Didn't you steal... steal the warehouse, drinks worth 200 yuan... You, you, you, you poured out all the drinks, and sold these drink bottles for 200 yuan overnight. [-] yuan..." said the stuttering Dongzi, it seems that the stuttering problem is still not healed.
At this time, the sweeping aunt took off her hat, and she took off her clothes, which turned out to be blue clothes!
She took out a certificate and said: "I have been following you for several days, thank you for confessing your crimes just now."
"Yes... Could it be?!" The faces of the thieves around him changed drastically.
Shen Lang and Jiang Xiaolong were also shocked.
The aunt saw Shen Lang and said, "Have you practiced?"
"I've practiced, just now I..."
"I've seen it all, but if it's convenient for you, come back with me and make a record." The middle-aged aunt picked up the phone and said inside: "Captain, something happened. During the fight, seven people were beaten and rolled all over the floor by two people, and they even confessed their resumes."
"Okay, I'll send someone over right away," said the other end of the phone.
Jiang Xiaolong scratched his head: "Hey, Auntie, you are hiding it deep enough, I didn't even know you..."
"You two, what's your name." The middle-aged aunt said.
Jiang Xiaolong and Shen Lang glanced at each other, and said in unison: "Report, we are partners of justice."
(End of this chapter)
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