I draw a card first

Chapter 305 Short Vacation
Answering questions for believers and laymen, saying auspicious blessings, and bless those who are seeking children, these are all trivial matters.

As a real incarnate Arhat, god of the undead, and middle angel, Aiwen doesn't have too many supernatural powers, but it's not a problem to intervene in these trivial matters.

Even because of some of the N cards he had drawn, he was able to play a hanging pot to diagnose pulse on the spot, prescribe some food supplement recipes, and treat the man's infertility.

So what really makes Aiwen depressed is that now, as the "highly respected Abbot Master of Suyun Temple", if he doesn't want to ruin the reputation that the old monk has accumulated through his hard work, he still can't have a good meal during this rare "holiday" pause.

In addition, Xiao Fuqiu doesn't eat meat by nature, and he clings to him every day, so he can't eat it secretly, so he either "bigu" or eats some fruits along with it.

For some people, this kind of thing is simply intolerable.

In order to vent his depression, Ai Wen finally decided to do something.

After all, as the old saying goes, happiness must be based on the pain of other people...

So next, some ghosts and ghosts hiding in the town were in bad luck.

On the first day, Ai Wen hugged the little fur ball first, and kicked open the door of Yuan Li's house early in the morning, pointing out that the concubine his youngest son just bought was a female ghost disguised by magic with human skin.

After successfully extorting 300 taels of silver from Wenyin, Aiwen threw to the other party a branch temporarily blessed with holy light, and walked away with a look of control and killing.

Turning around, he went to Zhang Xiucai's house in Qucheng again.

Resurrection of the corpse on the spot above the mourning hall, wearing mourning clothes and continuing to cry and shout to sell the property, to pursue true love. Because she failed to redeem the ancient technology workers who fell in love with each other before, she watched her beloved being killed by a businessman The young scholar who bought it and hanged himself pushed back the coffin board.

By the way, relying on his identity as an arhat, he gave some unreliable ghost a meal.

Are you kidding me?If you say send it back, send it back!
And there are so many undead states of 49, in addition to making the family feel bad again, there is a use for it!
The most important thing is that the woman is now happily playing the game of fighting in the backyard every day, and she is about to become the third-ranking mistress in the palace. There is the touching love of your sister!
The old scholar with a face of cold sweat tried his best to persuade him to stay, had a funeral banquet, ate a stomachful of vegetables, and managed to prevent the poor boy from continuing to be sad. Ai Wen wandered back to the hotel with the little fur ball gnawing on an apple.

Just in time, I met Li Yuanwai's family who came to express their thanks.

After confirming that his face was pale, he was obviously a young man who was frightened by the image of a female ghost in his original form. He no longer has the image of a peach blossom in his life, and probably has lost that ability, so the eminent monk Aiwen nodded in relief.

Young man, from now on, cut off the world of mortals without worries, you have a connection with my Buddha!
If you want to become a monk one day, remember to go to the Guci Temple outside~
Hey, those bastards and bald donkeys dared to laugh at me that Suyun Temple is too broken, and it will collapse one day if it is not kept intact. Today, Lord Luohan just gave you more people!
Sooner or later, I will change your name to "Sunflower Temple", hum!
In this way, a certain person spent three days chasing eight pairs of guys who played "Life and Death Love" and "Shemale Love", and successfully rescued a bunch of innocent scholars and rich sons.

And a group of people who have seen the most authentic image of the local female ghost and banshee expressed their sincere (you) sincere (sister) gratitude to someone with a shadow that they will never let go of for a lifetime.

Judging from that expression, it is estimated that if the guarantee is not complete, one day it will be able to add some people to Guci Temple
To be honest, in fact, Aiwen himself never thought that there were so many strange things secretly in the ordinary town in the eyes of the little monk Aiwen.

But on the fourth day, he finally had no monsters to bully him.

After all, although this is a fantasy world with gods, ghosts and ghosts, the peaceful and prosperous world will definitely weaken the birth of ordinary ghosts to some extent.

Coupled with the fact that there are so many monks and Taoists, there are always so many people who are capable.

So for the next whole day, Aiwen could only throw out a lottery to the girl who came to ask for marriage in a boring way, persuading her to elope, and gave ten women who came to ask for a child, one person An aphrodisiac was prescribed.

Anyway, he ordered it to be eaten by their husbands, and Ivan didn't care who it was really given to.

And on the fifth day, someone's eyes suddenly shifted to those rogues.

Ai Wen: Damn it, he dared to ask the poor monk for protection fees early in the morning. If the tiger doesn't show his power, does he think I'm Tom?
Therefore, the residents of the town discovered that none of the idle figures on the street had been seen in the past two days.

Some people think that they have reformed their ways, and some people think that these bastards are probably colluding to do something bad.

But in fact, if someone goes to Suyun Mountain at this time, they will find that these people include bandits and bandits nearby. At least 100 people are gathered at the foot of the mountain at this time, with tears in their eyes. mountain road.

Whoever dares to run will receive a red light from the sky, first suffer a comminuted fracture all over his body, and then recover in a flash of red light.

Those who do not work seriously are also treated in the same way.

And the little fox who "fights against others" has become a little overseer who is having fun, jumping up and down and running around.

When you see something that is not pleasing to your eyes, you can call out directly. At that time, you can summon a Buddha's light down, so that there is no hair left on your whole body in an instant.

The second time, direct permanent necrosis of hair follicles;
The third time, although no change can be seen on the outside, the person being photographed will touch his lower part in shock, confirm repeatedly, then kneel down and cry bitterly, and finally disappear mysteriously.

The two masters of the whirlwind mountain, the fat and thin Rakshasa, relied on their status as martial arts masters to refuse to obey the evil monk's evil methods, and finally directly set an example for everyone.

Hmm, pretty miserable.
Faced with such a hellish situation, a group of all-pervasive guys could only cry and wipe away their tears while smashing against the stone with all their strength, hoping to end it as soon as possible.

The extremely strong motivation allowed a group of people to repair the gravel road several kilometers up the mountain in just five days. After checking the construction quality, Boss Aiwen expressed his satisfaction.
Then he sent ten taels of silver to each of the unlovable workers and sent them down the mountain.

Anyway, he has no shortage of these things. In the past two days, he got three to four thousand taels of silver just by beating mandarin ducks, not to mention the occasional ones.

After such frenzied torture and fright, this group of people basically decided to use the money to change their minds and start a new life after going down the mountain. Some even chose to see through the world and become a monk.

Among them was a guy who was a Taoist priest. Many years later, in a small temple called Guci Temple, he saw the two masters of Xuanfengzhai who mysteriously disappeared that year.

That was more than 30 years later.

The thin Rakshasa with long eyebrows in blue monk robes and the fat Rakshasa in brown monk robes were changing temple plaques at that time.

The new plaque covered by the red cloth can't see the whole picture, but the word "U" at the head
(End of this chapter)