Invincible Salvation System

Chapter 103 Happy Wedding
"National teacher, there is a sudden snapping sound, what is it?" Tang Xuanzong asked.

Seeing Tang Xuanzong's burning eyes, Chu Tianshu knew that he wanted the lighter.

If he didn't give it to him, Tang Xuanzong would definitely feel uncomfortable.

Now, it is still necessary to curry favor with Li Longji, the ash-grabbing emperor.

"This thing is called a lighter. It was given to me by my master. There are no more than five in the world. Since His Majesty likes it, I will present it to His Majesty." Chu Tianshu said.

Tang Xuanzong pretended to say: "Since this thing is so precious, how can I take away the love of others."

Damn it, this emperor is all an acting school. He obviously likes it to death, but he still pretends to be like this.

"Your Majesty is just joking. Is it the king's land in the whole world? Is it the king's subjects on the shore of the land? The whole world belongs to His Majesty, and the handjob machine naturally belongs to His Majesty." Chu Tianshu said.

Tang Xuanzong heard the words and said happily: "What a king's land under the whole world, and the king's ministers on the shore of the land."

"The national teacher has contributed a lot to the lighter, and I will reward the national teacher with a pair of jades." Tang Xuanzong said happily.

Tang Xuanzong was happy, and Chu Tianshu was even happier at the moment. The lighter cost one yuan each, and the jade Ruyi that Tang Xuanzong rewarded him must be worth a lot.

Royal things, whether it is materials or workmanship, are the best at the moment.

Although I haven't seen what this pair of Yu Ruyi looks like yet, Chu Tianshu believes that if you take it to modern cities, you can easily buy a few houses in cities like Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen.

Hehe, it's a good deal to exchange a lighter for a few houses in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen.

After the eunuch brought Yu Ruyi up, Chu Tianshu looked at it, it was a top-quality jade, although it was not imperial green, it was considered green.

Good thing, it is very comfortable to touch in the hand, isn't there a saying that it is as soft as jade.

After Tang Xuanzong got the lighter, like a child, he happily looked at the lighter, looked left, right, up and down, but couldn't get enough.

"National teacher, here, how to use this lighter?" Tang Xuanzong asked.

Chu Tianshu told Tang Xuanzong how to use the lighter. After Tang Xuanzong knew how to use it, he hit it a few times immediately.

Chu Tianshu said: "Your Majesty, this lighter will lose its effectiveness after it is used a certain number of times."

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanzong immediately stopped using the lighter and asked why.

"Your Majesty, look, the transparent liquid inside this lighter is obtained from the essence of the heaven and the earth. Every time you light it up, there will be a little less, and the essence of the heaven and the earth is extremely difficult to collect." Chu Tianshu said eloquently.

Tang Xuanzong still believed Chu Tianshu's nonsense.

Knowing that it contained the essence of heaven and earth, Tang Xuanzong put away the lighter as if he had found a treasure, and regarded the lighter as something as important as the jade seal.

Afterwards, Chu Tianshu immediately distributed cigarettes to everyone. Every minister who received the cigarettes from Chu Tianshu said thank you gratefully.

Tang Xuanzong was reluctant to use a lighter, so he immediately asked the eunuch to light the candles with a fire pocket, and lit the cigarettes for the ministers one by one.

Then, a miraculous scene appeared in the imperial garden. Tang Xuanzong and the civil and military ministers were all smoking cigarettes, and some stupidly inhaled all the cigarettes into their stomachs, coughing so much.

After the banquet was over, Chu Tianshu asked if there were any tigers in the royal garden. Tang Xuanzong nodded and said, "Yes, there are several. I remember there were three, one male and two females."

"That's good." Chu Tianshu said happily.

"National Teacher, what's the matter?" Tang Xuanzong asked.

Chu Tianshu said: "Your Majesty, I want to imprison lions and tigers together, and I hope your Majesty will allow it."

"Will they kill each other?" Tang Xuanzong asked.

Chu Tianshu thought about this possibility, and finally suggested pulling a tigress out and imprisoning it with the lion.

Tang Xuanzong agreed to Chu Tianshu's request and immediately asked someone to handle the matter.

And Chu Tianshu went to look for the lion. Seeing Chu Tianshu coming, the lion asked happily: "Did you bring me good news?"

"Brother Curly Hair, I really guessed it right. I'm here to tell you now that you can be single." Chu Tianshu said with a smile.

When the lion heard this, he immediately became energetic. He could be single. It was great. He spent many lonely nights looking at the moon and stars, dreaming about finding a beautiful lioness.

Under the leadership of Chu Tianshu, the palace guards pushed the iron cage holding the lion to the royal garden where the tigress was imprisoned.

A beautiful tigress was taking a nap inside. When she heard the noise, she lazily opened her eyes, and then closed them again.

"Where is the lioness? Where is the lioness?" The male lion couldn't wait to see the lioness and wanted to end his single days as soon as possible.

"There is no lioness, but there is one tigress." Chu Tianshu pointed to the dozing tigress.

"You're playing tricks on me." The lion banged the iron cage in excitement, "It's not my kind."

"Didn't I tell you before? I'll find you a beautiful girl of a different race. Your hair is curly and curly, but it has tattoos. You two are a perfect match." Chu Tianshu said.

"No, my curly hair is natural." said the lion.

"That family's tattoo is also born." Chu Tianshu said, "If you don't want to, then forget it, and you can continue to live a single life."

The male lion immediately surrendered and said: "Forget it, let me in. The king wants to conquer this tigress."

"That depends on your ability. Come on, but there are rumors in the world that a perm can't beat a tattoo." Chu Tianshu said.

After opening the door, the male lion ran in immediately, and then the guards quickly closed the door to prevent the tigress inside from running out.

After the male lion went in, he directly used the move of the overlord to force his bow on the tigress. Chu Tianshu reckoned that it was going to be unlucky.

Sure enough, the tigress jumped up directly, slapped the male lion's face with one paw, then opened her mouth and bit down on the male lion's neck.

The lion ran away in fright, and the tigress chased after him.

"Hey, boy, I want to go back, help me quickly, I would rather be single when I meet this tigress." The lion asked Chu Tianshu for help.

Chu Tianshu will not help this lion. He would rather demolish ten temples than ruin a marriage. I wish you two a happy wedding.

"Happy wedding, brother Curly Hair, bye." Chu Tianshu waved his hand and said.

The lion roared and said, "Happy sister!"

After Chu Tianshu came out of the palace, he went to find the envoy from the Western Regions. This time, he gave Xiongshi medicine to make it clear that he was going to put himself to death, so Chu Tianshu went to find the envoy from Laxi to settle accounts.

Walking on the street, suddenly a person riding a horse rushed towards him quickly. The person on the horse didn't care about the lives of passers-by, and shouted loudly: "Get out, get out of here, my king."

The passers-by were so frightened that they hurriedly avoided to both sides, for fear of suffering disaster.

(End of this chapter)