Invincible Salvation System
Chapter 88 Give Me 1 Catty of Laxatives
Chapter 88 Give me a catty of laxatives
Chu Tianshu sat up straight from the bed, put on his shoes and went out. When he came to the inn, he learned that Li Bai had left, but he left a note for himself.
It said: Brother, I have something to leave Chang'an, and I don't have time to tell you. The green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow forever. We will meet each other in the future. Remember, keep the fine nectar and jade liquid for me, and that Cigarettes, I'll smoke two at a time.
This is Li Bai's authentic handwriting, the characters on it are strong and powerful, yet chic, as expected, the characters are just like him, unrestrained.
Grandma, this note is a treasure, a word is worth a thousand gold, it must be kept well, and it will be a family heirloom in the future.
However, Chu Tianshu still felt a little reluctant to let go of Li Bai just like that. In fact, Li Bai was one of those loyal people who liked drinking, but he was not crazy about drinking.
Chu Tianshu asked the owner of the inn, knowing why Li Bai left suddenly, the owner of the inn shook his head and said he was not very clear.
After leaving the inn, Chu Tianshu passed by a pharmacy and walked in.
"Guest officer, what medicinal materials do you need?" asked the clerk at the pharmacy.
Chu Tianshu looked at the dazzling array of medicinal materials, many of which he didn't know, and asked with a smile: "Man, do you have weight-loss medicine in this store?"
It is Chu Tianshu's plan to buy some diet pills for Yang Yuhuan to let her lose weight.
The guy shook his head with a smile, and said, "No, I don't even know what diet pills are."
Selling diet pills in the Tang Dynasty was going bankrupt. First of all, the lives of ordinary people in ancient times were very poor. Even in the so-called prosperous age, it would not be much better.
If you don't have enough to eat, the meat on your body will naturally not grow.
The aesthetics of the Tang Dynasty is plump. According to records, Concubine Yang is a plump woman. According to the current Peugeot, Concubine Yang's weight is completely beyond the standard.
"Dude, think again, is there any way to make a person thinner in just a few days." Chu Tianshu asked expectantly.
The guy felt that the guy in front of him was sick, how beautiful a fatter woman is, and how fleshy she feels.
"There is no such medicine, you can give her a laxative. I guarantee that after one day, she will have loose stools and lose her appetite. She will lose weight within a few days." The man said angrily.
When Chu Tianshu heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up. Yes, laxatives. Give Yang Yuhuan some laxatives. I won't believe you won't lose weight then.
It's just that this laxative is a bit strong, so it doesn't seem very good for a little girl, right?
However, there seems to be no other way now.
"I'm sorry, Yang Yuhuan, for you not to be picked up by your father-in-law, and for you not to be hanged in the future, you will die in your thirties, my brother can only give you laxatives." Chu Tianshu thought in his heart Comfort yourself.
"Dude, give me a catty of laxatives." Chu Tianshu said boldly.
"Ah?" The buddy was dumbfounded. A catty of laxatives, even if it was used to give a hundred fat pigs, would not take such a large amount.
"Guest officer, are you sure you need so much? Can you run out?" The man looked at Chu Tianshu with wide eyes, feeling that Chu Tianshu was abnormal.
Chu Tianshu said: "It's okay if you can't use it up, you can leave it to my son, and if my son can't use it up, you can leave it to my grandson."
The clerk was speechless, he gave a thumbs up to Chu Tianshu, and said, "Guest officer, you are the most special person I have ever met."
After paying the money, Chu Tianshu walked out of the pharmacy. The laxative was a white powder. Chu Tianshu smelled it, it seemed colorless and tasteless, but he didn't know the effect.
Tomorrow, Chu Tianshu will be ready to carry out his plan.
The next day, Chu Tianshu found Zhang Sixue and said, "Sixue, let's go find Yang Yuhuan."
Zhang Sixue looked at Chu Tianshu vigilantly, and asked, "What do you do with sister Yuhuan every day? She's still young, a child."
Chu Tianshu thought to himself, what is wrong with her, except that she is not as tall as you, is she bigger than you in every way?
"It's very important, don't worry, she is not my favorite." Chu Tianshu said.
"What do you mean?" Zhang Sixue asked.
"I mean, she's not my type." Chu Tianshu explained.
Zhang Sixue was overjoyed when she heard the words, then she lowered her head and asked with a blushing face, "Then, what type of girl do you like?"
I go, what type of girl do I like to have a relationship with you on a dime?What are you asking so much for?
Chu Tianshu didn't want Zhang Sixue to think too much, so he could only say, "I don't like any genre."
"Ah?" Zhang Sixue looked at Chu Tianshu in surprise, and said, "You, are you as good as Long Yang?"
I'll go, girl, can your brain circuit be normal?
"I only like women, don't talk nonsense." Chu Tianshu corrected her mistake.
When I came to Princess Xianyi's mansion, I found a row of armored imperial guards standing at the door. The silver spear heads were blinded by the sunlight.
Damn it, what happened to Princess Xianyi’s mansion today?Could it be that martial law was imposed because Princess Xianyi was burned yesterday?
Fortunately, what happened yesterday was done through two turtledoves. Even if they were caught and tortured, the two turtledoves would not be able to explain anything.
Therefore, Chu Tianshu was not worried at all that someone would suspect him.
Zhang Sixue and Chu Tianshu were blocked and were not allowed to enter. After asking, they found out that it was Tang Xuanzong Li Longji and Concubine Wu Hui, the mother of Princess Xianyi.
No wonder the security here is so strict that Zhang Sixue and Chu Tianshu will be chased away as soon as they approach.
If Zhang Sixue hadn't revealed that she was Zhang Jiuling's granddaughter, she would have been kicked out 500 meters away from the princess mansion.
At this moment, Chu Tianshu saw a man in his 30s, wearing a dragon robe, and came out with a bejeweled lady, who was accompanied by a sister, who turned out to be Yang Yuhuan.
Oops, Yang Yuhuan is really a beauty. She just met Li Hao yesterday, and she met Li Longji again today.
Is this the so-called meeting your ex-husband yesterday and meeting your current incumbent today?
Li Longji's majestic face, as the supreme ruler of the Tang Dynasty, naturally he would not easily reveal his expression, this is the emperor's mind.
I have to say that Li Longji is not bad looking, at least he is also responsible for his appearance.
Before leaving, Li Longji took a special look at Yang Yuhuan, and Chu Tianshu exclaimed that something was wrong. Looking at the situation, Li Longji and his father and son were thinking about Yang Yuhuan, a girl.
Before, Chu Tianshu felt a little reluctant to give Yang Yuhuan a little girl laxatives, but now it seems that this is a good deed, and the laxatives are saving her.
(End of this chapter)
Chu Tianshu sat up straight from the bed, put on his shoes and went out. When he came to the inn, he learned that Li Bai had left, but he left a note for himself.
It said: Brother, I have something to leave Chang'an, and I don't have time to tell you. The green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow forever. We will meet each other in the future. Remember, keep the fine nectar and jade liquid for me, and that Cigarettes, I'll smoke two at a time.
This is Li Bai's authentic handwriting, the characters on it are strong and powerful, yet chic, as expected, the characters are just like him, unrestrained.
Grandma, this note is a treasure, a word is worth a thousand gold, it must be kept well, and it will be a family heirloom in the future.
However, Chu Tianshu still felt a little reluctant to let go of Li Bai just like that. In fact, Li Bai was one of those loyal people who liked drinking, but he was not crazy about drinking.
Chu Tianshu asked the owner of the inn, knowing why Li Bai left suddenly, the owner of the inn shook his head and said he was not very clear.
After leaving the inn, Chu Tianshu passed by a pharmacy and walked in.
"Guest officer, what medicinal materials do you need?" asked the clerk at the pharmacy.
Chu Tianshu looked at the dazzling array of medicinal materials, many of which he didn't know, and asked with a smile: "Man, do you have weight-loss medicine in this store?"
It is Chu Tianshu's plan to buy some diet pills for Yang Yuhuan to let her lose weight.
The guy shook his head with a smile, and said, "No, I don't even know what diet pills are."
Selling diet pills in the Tang Dynasty was going bankrupt. First of all, the lives of ordinary people in ancient times were very poor. Even in the so-called prosperous age, it would not be much better.
If you don't have enough to eat, the meat on your body will naturally not grow.
The aesthetics of the Tang Dynasty is plump. According to records, Concubine Yang is a plump woman. According to the current Peugeot, Concubine Yang's weight is completely beyond the standard.
"Dude, think again, is there any way to make a person thinner in just a few days." Chu Tianshu asked expectantly.
The guy felt that the guy in front of him was sick, how beautiful a fatter woman is, and how fleshy she feels.
"There is no such medicine, you can give her a laxative. I guarantee that after one day, she will have loose stools and lose her appetite. She will lose weight within a few days." The man said angrily.
When Chu Tianshu heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up. Yes, laxatives. Give Yang Yuhuan some laxatives. I won't believe you won't lose weight then.
It's just that this laxative is a bit strong, so it doesn't seem very good for a little girl, right?
However, there seems to be no other way now.
"I'm sorry, Yang Yuhuan, for you not to be picked up by your father-in-law, and for you not to be hanged in the future, you will die in your thirties, my brother can only give you laxatives." Chu Tianshu thought in his heart Comfort yourself.
"Dude, give me a catty of laxatives." Chu Tianshu said boldly.
"Ah?" The buddy was dumbfounded. A catty of laxatives, even if it was used to give a hundred fat pigs, would not take such a large amount.
"Guest officer, are you sure you need so much? Can you run out?" The man looked at Chu Tianshu with wide eyes, feeling that Chu Tianshu was abnormal.
Chu Tianshu said: "It's okay if you can't use it up, you can leave it to my son, and if my son can't use it up, you can leave it to my grandson."
The clerk was speechless, he gave a thumbs up to Chu Tianshu, and said, "Guest officer, you are the most special person I have ever met."
After paying the money, Chu Tianshu walked out of the pharmacy. The laxative was a white powder. Chu Tianshu smelled it, it seemed colorless and tasteless, but he didn't know the effect.
Tomorrow, Chu Tianshu will be ready to carry out his plan.
The next day, Chu Tianshu found Zhang Sixue and said, "Sixue, let's go find Yang Yuhuan."
Zhang Sixue looked at Chu Tianshu vigilantly, and asked, "What do you do with sister Yuhuan every day? She's still young, a child."
Chu Tianshu thought to himself, what is wrong with her, except that she is not as tall as you, is she bigger than you in every way?
"It's very important, don't worry, she is not my favorite." Chu Tianshu said.
"What do you mean?" Zhang Sixue asked.
"I mean, she's not my type." Chu Tianshu explained.
Zhang Sixue was overjoyed when she heard the words, then she lowered her head and asked with a blushing face, "Then, what type of girl do you like?"
I go, what type of girl do I like to have a relationship with you on a dime?What are you asking so much for?
Chu Tianshu didn't want Zhang Sixue to think too much, so he could only say, "I don't like any genre."
"Ah?" Zhang Sixue looked at Chu Tianshu in surprise, and said, "You, are you as good as Long Yang?"
I'll go, girl, can your brain circuit be normal?
"I only like women, don't talk nonsense." Chu Tianshu corrected her mistake.
When I came to Princess Xianyi's mansion, I found a row of armored imperial guards standing at the door. The silver spear heads were blinded by the sunlight.
Damn it, what happened to Princess Xianyi’s mansion today?Could it be that martial law was imposed because Princess Xianyi was burned yesterday?
Fortunately, what happened yesterday was done through two turtledoves. Even if they were caught and tortured, the two turtledoves would not be able to explain anything.
Therefore, Chu Tianshu was not worried at all that someone would suspect him.
Zhang Sixue and Chu Tianshu were blocked and were not allowed to enter. After asking, they found out that it was Tang Xuanzong Li Longji and Concubine Wu Hui, the mother of Princess Xianyi.
No wonder the security here is so strict that Zhang Sixue and Chu Tianshu will be chased away as soon as they approach.
If Zhang Sixue hadn't revealed that she was Zhang Jiuling's granddaughter, she would have been kicked out 500 meters away from the princess mansion.
At this moment, Chu Tianshu saw a man in his 30s, wearing a dragon robe, and came out with a bejeweled lady, who was accompanied by a sister, who turned out to be Yang Yuhuan.
Oops, Yang Yuhuan is really a beauty. She just met Li Hao yesterday, and she met Li Longji again today.
Is this the so-called meeting your ex-husband yesterday and meeting your current incumbent today?
Li Longji's majestic face, as the supreme ruler of the Tang Dynasty, naturally he would not easily reveal his expression, this is the emperor's mind.
I have to say that Li Longji is not bad looking, at least he is also responsible for his appearance.
Before leaving, Li Longji took a special look at Yang Yuhuan, and Chu Tianshu exclaimed that something was wrong. Looking at the situation, Li Longji and his father and son were thinking about Yang Yuhuan, a girl.
Before, Chu Tianshu felt a little reluctant to give Yang Yuhuan a little girl laxatives, but now it seems that this is a good deed, and the laxatives are saving her.
(End of this chapter)
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