Goldfinger turned out to be the villain

Chapter 129 One Twenty Nine: How Can You Talk?

Lin Jia's dressing style is usually fat and big, which looks a bit sloppy.Especially the little red floral padded jacket in winter, it's simply beyond the sky.

Fortunately, although Lin Jia has lived in the deep mountains for many years, the instinct of women has not faded. After arriving in the city, she quickly learned the skill of shopping, and also learned a derivative skill - online shopping.

Before buying the game console, Zhang Yan found that Lin Jia's mobile phone usage rate had increased significantly, and sometimes he was not satisfied with the functions of his counterfeit machine, and had to play with Zhang Yan's mobile phone.

Zhang Yan has already found that the browsing recommendation of a certain treasure in his mobile phone has undergone a qualitative change, and has changed from a straight male orientation to a lady orientation.

Recently, big data recommends all kinds of beautiful clothes for the season, both men and women, in various styles.

I don't know if the senior sister will look a little majestic in a sweater.

Suddenly, Zhang Yan realized that he had burst out with such a far-fetched idea.

Damn, what's wrong with me?
Could this be the legendary love for a long time?
But even though they have lived together for almost half a year, they still haven't had any evil thoughts.

According to the trend of the current society, when single men and widows live under the same roof, there will always be some things that go wrong.

After half a year, is it true that someone else's senior sister's stomach should have started to get bigger?

But they are different, they are witchers who are used to being nocturnal, and now is the most awake time of the day.

After eating and drinking, check out and go home.

After a full meal, the two of them didn't move fast. Fortunately, as the saying goes, both of them are demon hunters who go out at night, so they won't be sleepy when they go back anyway, and it's good to take a stroll.

"I want it, what's the use of this iron rod!"

I don't know which store came out of such singing, which made Zhang Yan, who was already six points drunk, feel even better.

Turning to look at the senior sister, fortunately she didn't notice the change in herself, otherwise I don't know what would happen?
"If you feel that you have drunk too much, you can practice the exercises. The magic weapon for sobering up, don't ask me how I know."

Lin Jia said calmly without turning her head.

Zhang Yan was stunned for a while. Sure enough, women are unfathomable creatures. She felt that she hadn't shown any signs of drinking too much, but the senior sister had already noticed that she was a little bit over the top.

Thinking about it is also true, after living with that alcoholic master on the mountain for so many years, there may be more opportunities to meet alcoholics than normal people. Naturally, he can master every stage of a man's drunkenness and control it flexibly.

Zhang Yan didn't practice martial arts. He didn't want this feeling to disappear. He didn't know why. Anyway, he felt that the world in front of him became better and he would be happier because of the three-point drinking.

No matter how slow the two walked, they were going to get home after all. When they opened the door and entered the house, Master Nuo rushed over. After smelling the residual barbecue smell on the two of them, he actually yelled aggrieved several times.

The TV in the room was on, and the MTV of the Korean girl group was playing on it. Zhang Yan glanced at it and wondered, "Did we not turn off the TV before we left?"

Lin Jia pointed at Master Nuo with a smile, and said, "This is his favorite show, don't you know?"

"What?" Zhang Yan was almost scared to pee.

It's not uncommon for dogs to watch TV, but it's a bit surprising that they can turn on the TV and choose programs by themselves.

And you kid has the audacity to watch Korean girl groups.

Shouldn't you be watching shows with little bitches?
"Is this kid about to become a genius?" Zhang Yan pulled Master Nuo into his arms, and patted his dog's head affectionately.

Master Nuo didn't resist too much, probably because the smell of barbecue was good, so he lay obediently in the arms of the master, letting the master's gift touch his head and kill him.

"The old man's training is good." Lin Jia tidied up the game console on the ground. Because he was in a hurry to play, the connection cables were all messed up, so he had to tidy it up.

For his grandfather who was suddenly full of mystery, Zhang Yan didn't even have the idea of ​​being surprised. After all, surprises are everywhere in his life. Don't say he can watch TV. What a surprise.

"Boy, are you running out of dog food?" Zhang Yan put his hands on Master Nuo's underarms, turned the dog's face to his own, and asked, breathing alcohol.

"Don't you know how much you bought yourself!"

Suddenly, a series of extremely clear words popped out of Master Nuo's mouth.

Are you surprised?
Zhang Yan and Master Nuo maintained this posture, their eyes facing each other, and they did not move for a long time.

"Master, can I say that I can't hold on for long, the dog's legs are sore, please let me go."

I leaned in and said one more sentence!
Surprised, Zhang Yan threw Master Nuo out, almost hitting Lin Jia.

"Fuck!"

Master Nuo struggled to roll his body in mid-air, and even uttered a foul language.

"What are you doing?" Lin Jia turned around and said dissatisfiedly to Zhang Yan as if nothing had happened.

"It's it, it's talking!" Zhang Yan pointed to Master Nuo who was on the ground in a panic, and said in horror.

"It's been said that the old man's training is very good, why are you making such a fuss?"

"That's right, do I have to tell you if I know the Tathagata Palm?"

Zhang Yan watched Lin Jia and Master Nuo sing together as if they were talking about cross talk, and even began to wonder if he was hallucinating from drinking too much.

"Boy, since when did you start being able to speak?" Zhang Yan asked.

"It will be long before Grandpa dies."

"Then why are you."

"Cut!" Master Nuo made a squinting and disdainful expression, and the corners of Zhang Yan's eyes twitched violently.

"I'm not afraid to scare you to death!" Master Nuo added.

Indeed, Zhang Yan might be scared to death on the spot if he suddenly found out that his big yellow dog was spitting out people's words that day and was full of coquettishness.

Zhang Yan’s grandfather once explained the concept of cartoons to him when he was young.

The animals in the film can talk, so they are called animated films.

Yarn!People are painting pictures, not talking words, okay?

However, he would never have imagined that one day he could become the protagonist of a moving film.

In an instant, he realized something.
The dog food money that was once deducted, in fact.
Taking a peek at Master Nuo, he found that the look in those dog eyes was unusual.

"Senior sister, can animals in the cultivation world talk?" Zhang Yan tried to change the subject.

"Yeah, it's like a monster with enlightened intelligence, Hoshino and the others can say something."

"Don't compare me with a sand sculpture monster, thank you." Master Nuo said dissatisfied.

Zhang Yan thought about it, and suddenly slapped his thigh.

"Every day, Dad goes to buy you the best dog food."

It's not too late to make up for it.

However, Master Nuo didn't seem to be in any excited mood, he just rolled his eyes clearly.

The corners of Zhang Yan's eyes began to twitch again.
It seems that the previous is not an illusion, this guy is just looking at himself.

(End of this chapter)