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Chapter 99 The name of kidney deficiency spreads to Kyushu! (seeking subscription)

After Liangzhou withdrew all the garrison troops, they also turned back the last link land, which is the city skin of End Road Paradise, and then they all went to sleep.

It's not that they haven't turned over the skin of the garrison city before, they really can't move it, the team is dead, and the skin really can't be turned over.

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Seven o'clock in the morning of the next day, July 7th, the No. 26 day to open the district.

world channel.

[and] Uchiha|Naruto: Damn?Is this the fall of Liangzhou in the middle of the night and the failure of the leader of Yizhou?
The early bird gets the worm, and the early bird gets the melon.

Looking at the early morning chat records on the World Channel, and then cooperating with the series of system prompts that members of the Yizhou August Wang Kyushu League were attacked, anyone with a brain knows that the leader of the Yizhou League was attacked by the Liangzhou Zhanmeng last night. Someone sneaked up in the middle of the night.

[Yan] Luocheng Tianwei: Awesome!Is this the legendary piss that saved an alliance?

When he came together, he opened QQ and found the chat history in the alliance group last night. After seeing Gua's information, he quickly logged on to the account to check. At this time, the chat history of last night was still on the world channel.

I looked at the scene again, ate the overnight melon, and posted my own comments on it, feeling satisfied.

[Yu] Lifting bricks to beat a daughter-in-law: Although not every district has traces of the god of urine, there will always be a legend of the god of urine in some districts. The light of the god of urine sprinkles on the earth in the moonlit night, and there will always be luck The son caught it and turned into a urine god!
Although the Urine God does not exist in every district, the legend of the Urine God can be seen every once in a while. If there are more districts, there will be more alliances. There will always be some people who wake up in the middle of the night and find that they have been beheaded and saved the entire alliance. deeds.

Doom Heaven is not the first urine god, nor will it be the last.

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Yizhou looks to the Kyushu Alliance Group in August.

Sister's leg: Go to the fucking Liangzhou bastards, who dare to touch our leader, I'm serious, just hit them and kill them!

Heavy Mountain Sledgehammer: That is, if our alliance leader, Niubi, saved our alliance with a piss, then Liangzhou should do whatever it wants now!
Sister's leg: So, it would be great if the leader of the alliance can go to the bathroom like this every night in the future, preferably a few more times, so that we don't have to worry about the fall of the entire alliance!

Linjiang little man: What the hell are you being the leader of the alliance? You also get up every night to go to the toilet, and several times a night. .

It was already past eight o'clock when Molu Tiantang woke up, and the group had already made various comments about this matter, some scolded Liangzhou for being a son of man, and some said that the leader of the alliance, Niu Pi, would pee more in the middle of the night to save Confederate!
When he saw this, his whole face was wrinkled together, are you frankly alluding to my kidney deficiency? !

Doomsday Paradise: Good morning, brothers!

Smiling|Half-step down: Oh, isn't this the god of urine. .Good morning!The lord has woken up!

Sister's legs: Good morning!

Stupid Oudou Dou: The boss is awesome!
Doom Paradise: Haha, it seems that the glorious deeds of me saving the entire alliance by urinating have spread!

Smiling|Half-step down: Not only did it spread, the whole district now knows that our leader of Yizhou pissed off the flames of Liangzhou's attack!
Stupid Odoudou: Yes, especially if there is the last bit of durability left, let alone their anger!
Doomsday Paradise: Hahahaha!Now I can be regarded as famous!

. . .

Doomsday Paradise: By the way, don’t forget that the All-Union will transfer troops to Chang’an, and the development time will be cancelled. Fuck, I’ll forget it after the fight, no way!Fuck Liangzhou to death!

After bragging in the group and accepting everyone's flattery, he reminded everyone to transfer troops to Chang'an. If he doesn't get back after this incident, he's still an ass!
. . .

It was already past eight o'clock in the morning when the dog-headed army division woke up. After rushing to work, he managed to arrive at the company before nine o'clock, and then turned on his phone when he was bored.

I found that all the local groups in District 1367 that I joined were talking about the fact that the leader of Yizhou had saved the whole league by taking a piss. I quickly flipped through the records, and finally got a general idea of ​​what happened.

"Hey, it's lucky that I ran into Liangzhou's beheading while I was going to the toilet. If there is a coincidence, Yizhou has already fallen to the whole league at this time."

The dog-headed military strategist who was fishing at work, the more he watched, the more he worked hard, and he decided to do an interview with Doom Heaven!
"It's said that he insisted on entering after four o'clock, which means that he fell asleep after one o'clock? Does that mean that he got up to go to the toilet after sleeping for about an hour? It wouldn't really be said to the Liangzhou League He must have a weak kidney..."

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Battle of Liangzhou|The alliance group is surging.

Born with Eight Kidneys: Fuck, I was really close last night, it’s all because of this thing’s kidney deficiency!If the fucking kidneys are better, it's their turn to cry now!

Lack of money in life: Oh, what can I do?The kidneys on the other side are not good, it’s just a game, take it lightly, everyone’s kidneys are not good, and you still want to make them cry, why are you so bad!

Born with Eight Kidneys: That’s right, mine is mine, and you shouldn’t argue with people with kidney deficiency.

Input error: From now on, call him Kidney Deficiency Young Master!Saved, he also felt that it was an honor for him to save himself by urinating!

He can't understand the appearance of Doomsday Heaven taking pride in calling himself the God of Urine as soon as he saved himself by taking a piss. Since you think the God of Urine is very honorable, then call you Young Master Kidney Deficiency. Let's see if you are still honorable!

Lack of money in life: What kind of son is not a master? It is certain that he has kidney deficiency, but he is worthy of being a master like that?In my opinion, calling him a virtual dog from now on is almost the same!
God of War|Uncle Emperor: Well, if it’s not occupied, then it’s not occupied. It’s not like we can’t fight them, so there’s no need to say that.

Uncle Huang can't stand it anymore. These people are talking nonsense because they failed to fall into this place. A few days ago, when they were looking for someone to prepare for the work in the middle of the night, none of them came. The people who participated in the demolition last night all blamed themselves for why they couldn't do more demolition. Instead, they talk about others behind their backs in the group.

God of War|Uncle Huang: @All members, please stop hitting the ground for the time being, the development is almost the same in the past two days.Let's set up a fortress where they fell to the opponent's lord last night. The team is transferred to the fortress in Huaili City and stationed at the front line to build a fortress group.Since it failed to fall, let's start fighting directly!

If he couldn't beheaded in the middle of the night, then he would start a big battle and forcibly defeat the opponent.

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Battle of Liangzhou|The alliance management group is surging.

God of War|Uncle Emperor: Speaking of Yizhou's end, it's really awesome, and it didn't take allies out of the field like that last night!
God of War|Desolate Emperor: Yes, it's all my fault that I failed to behead last night, or the leader of Yizhou sent all their allies to the wild!Otherwise, now we are waiting to receive some people from Yizhou.Who the hell would have thought that the leader of Yizhou would be so bold as to bet that we wouldn't be able to dismantle him without allies in the field with such a little blood, and let them win the bet!
He also woke up, but he didn't get a good night's sleep last night. He couldn't fall asleep until he was too tired and fell asleep. This sleep was at twelve o'clock at noon.

Doom Heaven's move really caught him by surprise. He thought that the other party would send all the allies on the opposite side to the field, but who knew there was no movement at all!

God of War|Uncle Emperor: How can you blame you for this matter? It’s okay to have the guts to say the end. It’s a gamble. If I change it, I guess it will directly send your entire alliance to the field instead of gambling there.

The risk of gambling is too great. If you really want to fall, it will be a complete fall. Just pay the fine if you fall alone. The whole league has too many resources, and it really can't stand it.

In fact, the best way is to go to the field when the enemy is about to fall, and then add your own trumpet to the alliance.The trumpet resources are basically full and the fines are paid. After the payment is completed, they escape from the enemy and fly directly to the leader to rescue them. It does not cost a single soldier or a little resources. .

God of War|Lone Wolf: That's right, they usually choose to send the entire alliance to the wild. Although this will cause me to be fish and others to be swordsmen, it's better than being captured!

Being trapped is not just a matter of paying a resource fine, but the resources you pay will become the experience of the opposing alliance, which is also the biggest benefit of falling into another alliance.

The conquest alliances in many districts were beaten to death by fights, and in the end there was no time, and it was no longer enough to wipe out the city and the land to quickly upgrade the alliance to the full level of fifty.

Then began the matter of the entire alliance falling, let the conquest alliance fall into the separatist alliance, and then fall into another separatist alliance, and fall to each other repeatedly, so that the level of the alliance can be quickly improved.

If this is really the fall of the whole alliance and the rebellion after handing in resources, it will delay them for more than a day, and let the opponent directly upgrade to two or three levels.In severe cases, it can take more than three or four days. This is because the opponent can avoid upgrading without handing in resources, but it is a waste of time to rescue the alliance personnel. .

That's why all the members of the alliance were kicked out, and the leader was left alone. This could be regarded as the death of the king in disguise. .

God of War | Emperor Uncle: Alright, let’s not talk about the past, let’s talk about how to deal with Yizhou’s counterattack!Although we have developed a wave in the past few days and improved a lot of strength, the opponent has also developed a wave, and no one is idle.

God of War|Desolate Emperor: Let's talk first, I'll go out and move around a little bit, until now I'm still in a daze, I haven't slept well.

He really didn't sleep well. He fell asleep last night when he was tired. He got up this morning and took a leave of absence. Then he continued to sleep. It was really uncomfortable. He was still groggy when he woke up.

Prepare yourself to move around in the dormitory twice to wake up your mind, and then talk about Yizhou. You can't think about problems with a muddy mind!

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As the time came in the morning, more and more people got up, and the whole district knew about the God of urine, but Doomsday Heaven didn't feel any shame, on the contrary, it felt very honorable. What's the matter?It's just peeing, it's not kidney deficiency!

Huang Tian, ​​who only woke up at ten o'clock in the morning, realized that last night was so exciting, but unfortunately he had already gone to bed early, so he was unable to experience this good show.

"The leader of Yizhou was beheaded in the middle of the night. He was suspected of having kidney deficiency and found himself beheaded when he got up to go to the bathroom. Then he called someone to save him?"

Huang Tian, ​​who read about the chat records, summed up these key points from the chat records of his allies.

(End of this chapter)