fat man who can't play football

Chapter 1 The Return of the King

Xiang Hao is an ordinary salaryman. He works in the IT industry and is often exploited by "996". His hairline has been rising year by year in middle age. As a single dog in his thirties who has achieved nothing, it is reasonable to say It should have been quite a hard life, but fortunately, Lao Xiang has another identity, he is a senior football manager enthusiast.

Every night when you go home from overtime, you will be accompanied by FM. In the world of FM, you can scold Fang Qiu, point out the country, train one calf after another, become a legend of your favorite team, and even let the ball go after making immortal feats. What a great feeling to have the team's new stadium named after me.

In the days when I feel more and more boring and have no memories, Xiang Hao suddenly received a shocking news, FM2020 was released.This is like a shot in the arm for Xiang Hao, every day after returning from overtime work is no longer boring, Lao Xiang even forgot his status as a single dog.

For every moment of returning home, I began to look forward to it, and I fell into the arms of FM2020 day and night, with a taste inside, like taking aphrodisiacs and throwing myself in the arms of a beautiful woman.

In this way, Lao Xiang was stuck in front of the company computer during the day, and at night in front of the computer equipped with FM2020. On a sunny Sunday, the taste of FM really made Lao Xiang, a sand sculpture, want to stop.

Lao Xiang, who has been severely deprived of sleep, is reading FM2020 while using his mobile phone to search for little demons worth cultivating recommended by the masters of FM Post Bar.Xiang Hao suddenly felt a little dizzy in his brain, his eyes went dark, and he fell down in front of the monitor.

Subconsciously, I thought it wouldn’t be so miserable, maybe it’s because I was greedy for the taste of FM2020 from morning to night, it’s too much, my little heart can’t bear it, and I’m going to have a sudden cardiac death, asshole, luckily I’ve seen Gao Yixiang’s news recently , not a golden 4 minutes.Lao Xiang wanted to use his mobile phone to make an emergency call, but his hand was no longer in control, his whole body kept falling, curled up into a ball, and his subconscious mind gradually became blurred until he was plunged into darkness.

The sun shone on Lao Xiang's face through the window, and Lao Xiang suddenly woke up, I'll go, fortunately, it turned out to be just a dream, and I almost thought I had died.

Lao Xiang was about to get up and pee as usual, but found that his right hand was on a drip, and suddenly glanced at his right hand, breaking out in a cold sweat, his right hand had become hairy, and his The complexion became very pale, and when I turned my head to look at my body again, it was even more frightening. The whole body swelled a lot as if it had been inflated, like a white-haired fat man of two hundred catties.

As an IT guy, Lao Xiang has been bullied by his boss all the year round and raped by his life. He is a lean guy who hasn't gained a few pounds. When he wakes up after sleeping, everything changes.

At this moment, Xiang Hao immediately pulled out the infusion needle, walked to the door and wanted to call for help loudly, but popped out an English "Help me!"

The strange thing is that Lao Xiang suddenly felt that shouting this sentence in English was not at all against harmony, just like, as if English was his mother tongue.The blond-haired, blue-eyed foreign girl nurse who was walking towards him quickly asked what happened, and uttered a long list of English, wtf. Lao Xiang found that he could understand it completely, and then realized that he was sent to the hospital because of drunkenness. .

Lao Xiang hurriedly asked the nurse what time it was, and the nurse looked at the phone and replied that it was already 10 am. From the corner of his eye, Lao Xiang saw that it was July 2014, 7 on the screen of the nurse’s phone. What's the matter?

Lao Xiang suddenly felt a burst of memory fragments pouring into his mind. His current name is Steve (Steve). This body is 33 years old. With excellent ball skills and the ability to play the ball, he has always been the key training target of the echelon. He has successfully entered the Leeds United reserve team at the age of 7.

It was still the 98/99 season, when white roses were blooming in England, and the young guards who were about to shock Europa had always had a tradition of cultivating local flags. Alan Smith, who was under 19 years old, had been entrusted with important tasks and played 22 times in the league and scored 7 goals. ball.The slightly immature Woodgate was also recruited by the first team, coupled with Kewell who has already gained a foothold in the first team, the whole team is full of youthful atmosphere.

That season Leeds United ranked fourth in the standings and won a place in the UEFA Cup.Steve also hoped that in the 99/00 season, he could gallop at Elland Road like his brothers Smith, Woodgate, and Kewell. He practiced very hard in the summer of 99. was brutally overturned by the opponent.

The pain from the knee made Steve cry bitterly. The doctor told Steve a bad news: the cruciate ligament of the knee joint was torn, and Steve entered a long recovery period from the injury.

A year later, Steve was ready to make a comeback and attack the first team again. Unfortunately, the injury came to him again, and the cruciate ligament ruptured again in the same part. This time the doctor told him that his body was no longer allowed to run The shade is on the court, and if he gets injured again, Steve will be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

In the summer of 2000, Steve, who was only 19 years old, sadly retired. In order to numb himself, Steve became obsessed with alcohol and spent another year of unexamined days.

The then coach O'leary (O'leary) couldn't bear the sinking of the new stars he had been paying attention to in the past, so he gave Steve a position in the coaching staff, mainly to analyze the video and collect opponent information.

It's a pity that the good times didn't last long. In June 02, O'Reilly was dismissed because he failed to lead the team to qualify for the Champions League.Steve was transferred to the youth team as a coach, and no one thought of this once brilliant genius. Steve relied on alcohol and time to survive until now, but years of immersion in alcohol have made Steve Become a bloated fat man.

But this fat man did not succumb to fate. Through continuously absorbing tactical nutrients and polishing his own tactical concepts, he gradually climbed to the position of head coach of the Leeds United reserve team. There have also emerged many young talents.

It was the time when Steve was ready to do a big fight, but he was a teenager, and years of painful torture made Steve unable to quit alcohol. In another hangover, Steve's broken heart stopped beating .

But now Xiang Hao, a veteran FM player and an IT man who has achieved nothing, has taken over this body, although he doesn't know how he got here.But Xiang Hao's ears seemed to be ringing in the words of Brother Tai in Detective Chinatown, "Is your king (zhei) back?"

(End of this chapter)