fat man who can't play football
Chapter 102 Magic Bird
Chapter 102 Magic Bird
After the international break, the Premier League restarted.Leeds United will go to Stamford Bridge to face the Blues Chelsea.
Mourinho's recent days have not been easy. Chelsea only achieved 12 wins, 3 draws and 2 losses in the first 7 league rounds. No one understood what happened to this iron-blooded team.
You must know that the Blues were the Premier League champions last season, and the team's main lineup has been retained, and powerful players such as Falcao and Pedro have also been introduced.
Perhaps it was the "team doctor's door" off the court that detonated the Chelsea locker room, otherwise it would be difficult to explain the sharp decline in the performance of many main players.
After watching the pre-match report given to him by the coaching staff, Fatty found some points to make a fuss about.
In this game, the main goalkeeper of the Blues, Courtois, was unable to play due to injury. Begovic, who just arrived in summer, guarded the goal for Chelsea.The goalkeeper of Bosnia and Herzegovina did not show a convincing performance after rushing to the post.
The Blues have a big problem with the full-back position this season. Ivanovic on the right has fallen off a cliff, and the media dubbed it "Ivan's Corridor", insinuating that anyone can pass him.
The sideshow after each Blues game is "Ivan takes you to know the left winger of the Premier League".
Fabregas and Oscar in the midfield are also in a state of mystery.Cesc Fabregas looks like premature aging, his body has been overwhelmed by his premature participation in the professional league.
The "Little Golden Man" confuses the fat man and disappears on the court for a long time for no reason. Perhaps the feasting and feasting in London hollowed out his body.
After getting the starting list of the Blues in the visiting team's locker room, the fat man was pleasantly surprised to find that Magic Bird didn't know which muscle was wrong again.
On the left back, the new Brazilian teenager Kennedy was sent to win Azpilicueta, who has always been stable.
What is this about?
The fat man patted himself on the forehead, why are there always unexpected surprises.
The other positions of the Blues are similar to what the fat man expected: central defender Zuma, Terry, midfielder Fabregas, Matic, Pedro, William, Hazard, forward Diego Costa.
Leeds' main goalkeeper Gollini has almost recovered by taking advantage of the national match day, and he will play again in this game.
Fatty chose regular main players for other positions, and the starting list was nothing new.
In today's game, the positions of the Blues' left and right full-backs are the focus of Leeds' attack.
In the locker room, the fat man kept cheering up Zi Beibei and Traore, telling them to let go of their suddenness during the game later.
Leeds United's offensive after the opening game today was basically initiated by Zi Beibei. After all, "Ivan Corridor" is the hottest topic at the moment, and the fat man does not want to let go of this opportunity to make Zi Beibei famous!
Hazard on the same side wanted to suppress Zi Beibei with his personal attack at first, but soon he found that Ivanovic could not handle it alone, and...Zi Beibei didn't return to defense at all.
Zi Beibei gradually realized that the very famous right back he was facing could only be led by himself in the game. Every time he took the ball to face the Serbian, he felt that the opponent could not stop him, no matter what he wanted There was little resistance to shooting or passing.
Every time when Zi Beibei got the ball, none of the Leeds teammates went up to seek cooperation with him. They were all running towards Chelsea's goal, waiting to respond to Zi Beibei's cross. They all seemed to recognize Ivan and couldn't stop him. Italian.
In the 15th minute of the first half, Zi Beibei counterattacked and played Ivan one-on-one. The Italian ran with the ball in stride, while the Serbian kept retreating.
Near the penalty area, Ivanovic saw Zi Beibei start suddenly on the way back, and quickly took a big step to get stuck in the Italian's forward route.And Zi Beibei immediately stepped on the ball back with his left foot, then turned around and cut inside.
Ivanovic was not reconciled to being passed like this, he forcibly reversed his center of gravity, intending to continue to stick to Leeds United's No. 7, and let other teammates back to help buy time.
But what is Zi Beibei best at?A change of pace in the attack... Seeing Ivanovic in action, he pokes the ball directly between Ivanovic's legs and starts again.Ivan is too slow now, Zi Beibei has passed him cleanly!
Don't think about it! ! !
With a roar in his heart, Ivanovic raised his foot and shoveled at the Italian.
Caught off guard, Zi Beibei fell to the ground, the football rolled out of the baseline, and the Blues fans booed deafeningly in the stands.Not even the referee's whistle could be heard amidst the boos.
Seeing this scene, the fat man rushed out of his seat, he waved his fists and roared: "Penalty!! It's a penalty!"
Almost at the same time, Mourinho slammed the small notebook in his hand to the ground: "Fuck! What is Ivan doing?"
The referee Paulson who enforced the game did not run to the scene of the accident, but ran to the penalty spot in the penalty area.
"Look at the direction of Paulson's finger...it's a penalty! There's no doubt about it! We don't know what Ivanovic was thinking in that moment, it's a penalty! He made a bad one in the box Great choice!"
Carragher's shrill voice sounded from the commentary booth.
The Chelsea players are crazy, the referee dared to brag like this in their own home court, and the game had only started shortly.They all walked up and surrounded the referee wanting an explanation, while the magic bird on the sidelines was ashen-faced...
Due to Chelsea's poor performance this season, Magic Bird often has a persecution paranoia. He always thinks that there is an anti-Chelsea alliance among the referees.
This made him make some irrational actions. After losing 8 to 1 at home to Southampton in the 3th round, Magic Bird slammed the referee on duty. The FA suspended him for 1 game and fined him 5.
After the away loss to West Ham in the 10th round, Magic Bird, who had just ended his suspension, once again uttered nonsense to the referee on the sidelines. He was once again suspended by the FA for one game and fined 1.
At this time, Mourinho's mouth was obviously full of swear words, but the fat man found that he miraculously held back.Incredible.
But on the court, Paulson ignored the loud arguments of the Chelsea players. Instead, he pushed aside the crowd, ran to Ivanovic who was still sitting on the ground, took out a topaz God of War card from his pocket, and flashed it to him.
There was a "buzz" in Ivanovic's mind, full of regret.
At this time, the fat man was the first to go mad: "This shit should be a red card, this is obviously an absolute chance to score a goal!"
It seemed that the referee was lenient under the pressure of the home fans.
Leeds' first penalty taker this season was Belotti, and after a bit of uproar the Italian finally got the ball.
After Hong Beibei placed the football, she took a few steps back.
At this time, there were high-decibel boos at the Stamford Bridge Stadium, and the fat man couldn't even hear what Yevez beside him was saying.
After the run-up, Hong Beibei kicked up... and fired the sky cannon...
The magic bird immediately changed his face and threw his fists on the sidelines to celebrate, and the Blues fans in the stands also began to cheer uncontrollably.
The fat man's face turned into a liver color.
(End of this chapter)
After the international break, the Premier League restarted.Leeds United will go to Stamford Bridge to face the Blues Chelsea.
Mourinho's recent days have not been easy. Chelsea only achieved 12 wins, 3 draws and 2 losses in the first 7 league rounds. No one understood what happened to this iron-blooded team.
You must know that the Blues were the Premier League champions last season, and the team's main lineup has been retained, and powerful players such as Falcao and Pedro have also been introduced.
Perhaps it was the "team doctor's door" off the court that detonated the Chelsea locker room, otherwise it would be difficult to explain the sharp decline in the performance of many main players.
After watching the pre-match report given to him by the coaching staff, Fatty found some points to make a fuss about.
In this game, the main goalkeeper of the Blues, Courtois, was unable to play due to injury. Begovic, who just arrived in summer, guarded the goal for Chelsea.The goalkeeper of Bosnia and Herzegovina did not show a convincing performance after rushing to the post.
The Blues have a big problem with the full-back position this season. Ivanovic on the right has fallen off a cliff, and the media dubbed it "Ivan's Corridor", insinuating that anyone can pass him.
The sideshow after each Blues game is "Ivan takes you to know the left winger of the Premier League".
Fabregas and Oscar in the midfield are also in a state of mystery.Cesc Fabregas looks like premature aging, his body has been overwhelmed by his premature participation in the professional league.
The "Little Golden Man" confuses the fat man and disappears on the court for a long time for no reason. Perhaps the feasting and feasting in London hollowed out his body.
After getting the starting list of the Blues in the visiting team's locker room, the fat man was pleasantly surprised to find that Magic Bird didn't know which muscle was wrong again.
On the left back, the new Brazilian teenager Kennedy was sent to win Azpilicueta, who has always been stable.
What is this about?
The fat man patted himself on the forehead, why are there always unexpected surprises.
The other positions of the Blues are similar to what the fat man expected: central defender Zuma, Terry, midfielder Fabregas, Matic, Pedro, William, Hazard, forward Diego Costa.
Leeds' main goalkeeper Gollini has almost recovered by taking advantage of the national match day, and he will play again in this game.
Fatty chose regular main players for other positions, and the starting list was nothing new.
In today's game, the positions of the Blues' left and right full-backs are the focus of Leeds' attack.
In the locker room, the fat man kept cheering up Zi Beibei and Traore, telling them to let go of their suddenness during the game later.
Leeds United's offensive after the opening game today was basically initiated by Zi Beibei. After all, "Ivan Corridor" is the hottest topic at the moment, and the fat man does not want to let go of this opportunity to make Zi Beibei famous!
Hazard on the same side wanted to suppress Zi Beibei with his personal attack at first, but soon he found that Ivanovic could not handle it alone, and...Zi Beibei didn't return to defense at all.
Zi Beibei gradually realized that the very famous right back he was facing could only be led by himself in the game. Every time he took the ball to face the Serbian, he felt that the opponent could not stop him, no matter what he wanted There was little resistance to shooting or passing.
Every time when Zi Beibei got the ball, none of the Leeds teammates went up to seek cooperation with him. They were all running towards Chelsea's goal, waiting to respond to Zi Beibei's cross. They all seemed to recognize Ivan and couldn't stop him. Italian.
In the 15th minute of the first half, Zi Beibei counterattacked and played Ivan one-on-one. The Italian ran with the ball in stride, while the Serbian kept retreating.
Near the penalty area, Ivanovic saw Zi Beibei start suddenly on the way back, and quickly took a big step to get stuck in the Italian's forward route.And Zi Beibei immediately stepped on the ball back with his left foot, then turned around and cut inside.
Ivanovic was not reconciled to being passed like this, he forcibly reversed his center of gravity, intending to continue to stick to Leeds United's No. 7, and let other teammates back to help buy time.
But what is Zi Beibei best at?A change of pace in the attack... Seeing Ivanovic in action, he pokes the ball directly between Ivanovic's legs and starts again.Ivan is too slow now, Zi Beibei has passed him cleanly!
Don't think about it! ! !
With a roar in his heart, Ivanovic raised his foot and shoveled at the Italian.
Caught off guard, Zi Beibei fell to the ground, the football rolled out of the baseline, and the Blues fans booed deafeningly in the stands.Not even the referee's whistle could be heard amidst the boos.
Seeing this scene, the fat man rushed out of his seat, he waved his fists and roared: "Penalty!! It's a penalty!"
Almost at the same time, Mourinho slammed the small notebook in his hand to the ground: "Fuck! What is Ivan doing?"
The referee Paulson who enforced the game did not run to the scene of the accident, but ran to the penalty spot in the penalty area.
"Look at the direction of Paulson's finger...it's a penalty! There's no doubt about it! We don't know what Ivanovic was thinking in that moment, it's a penalty! He made a bad one in the box Great choice!"
Carragher's shrill voice sounded from the commentary booth.
The Chelsea players are crazy, the referee dared to brag like this in their own home court, and the game had only started shortly.They all walked up and surrounded the referee wanting an explanation, while the magic bird on the sidelines was ashen-faced...
Due to Chelsea's poor performance this season, Magic Bird often has a persecution paranoia. He always thinks that there is an anti-Chelsea alliance among the referees.
This made him make some irrational actions. After losing 8 to 1 at home to Southampton in the 3th round, Magic Bird slammed the referee on duty. The FA suspended him for 1 game and fined him 5.
After the away loss to West Ham in the 10th round, Magic Bird, who had just ended his suspension, once again uttered nonsense to the referee on the sidelines. He was once again suspended by the FA for one game and fined 1.
At this time, Mourinho's mouth was obviously full of swear words, but the fat man found that he miraculously held back.Incredible.
But on the court, Paulson ignored the loud arguments of the Chelsea players. Instead, he pushed aside the crowd, ran to Ivanovic who was still sitting on the ground, took out a topaz God of War card from his pocket, and flashed it to him.
There was a "buzz" in Ivanovic's mind, full of regret.
At this time, the fat man was the first to go mad: "This shit should be a red card, this is obviously an absolute chance to score a goal!"
It seemed that the referee was lenient under the pressure of the home fans.
Leeds' first penalty taker this season was Belotti, and after a bit of uproar the Italian finally got the ball.
After Hong Beibei placed the football, she took a few steps back.
At this time, there were high-decibel boos at the Stamford Bridge Stadium, and the fat man couldn't even hear what Yevez beside him was saying.
After the run-up, Hong Beibei kicked up... and fired the sky cannon...
The magic bird immediately changed his face and threw his fists on the sidelines to celebrate, and the Blues fans in the stands also began to cheer uncontrollably.
The fat man's face turned into a liver color.
(End of this chapter)
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