fat man who can't play football

Chapter 114 Zidane, So You Are Such a Person
After finishing the luxury battleship Blue Moon, Fatty once again enjoyed the fancy adulation from friends in the media.

But the fat brother is not a superficial person, how could he lose himself in the flattery, he just simply regrets: why is it not a group of fat and thin beauties who flatter him?It's a pity, it's all a group of middle-aged greasy uncles spraying saliva on themselves.

The only benefit of media friends' "sincere praise" is to make Fatty pay more attention to major sports newspapers.

This also made the fat man discover something strange: On January 1, Mbappe, whom Zidane named after he took office, had been taken by Real Madrid.Real Madrid's transfer fee for this young man was as high as 8 million euros plus a 3600% second transfer share.

This is really an unbelievable offer: you must know that Mbappe has just stepped on the professional field at this time. In the match between Monaco and Caen on December 15, 12, Mbappe came off the bench in the 2th minute to complete his professional league debut.

Although Mbappe broke the team's youngest appearance record created by Henry at the age of 16 years and 347 days and became the youngest player in Monaco's history, but the boy has not yet scored a goal in Ligue [-]. Here comes the Galacticos.

Fatty was puzzled: Is this the butterfly effect brought about by himself or is there something else hidden?If the memory is not confused, Guardiola, who took over Blue Moon in the summer of 16, offered 4000 million euros and failed to win Mbappé.

Is it the loss of the IQ of the President of Monaco?Or is Mbappe's dream of a child emperor at work?Perhaps there is a third possibility!

This Zidane has a problem!

No head coach with normal IQ would bet such a big bet on a young man at the beginning of his coaching career!
Unless for some special reason, he is sure that this gamble on Mbappe is not worthy.

What would that be?

Could it be...

A bold idea appeared in Fatty's mind, which made him restless.

Could it be that this Zidane has opened his eyes like my fat man?
The fat brother wanted to find the answer to this question very much, but he couldn't do it for a while.

The tight schedule did not allow Fatty to devote too much energy to verifying this matter. In the third round of the FA Cup on January 1, Leeds will usher in the Blue Moon again at home.

This time the fat man chose to let the main players take a good rest, and came on the bench as Qing Yishuier.

The Chilean engineer urgently needs to wash away the humiliation brought about by the defeat in the last match. Most of the main players were sent in this FA Cup.

It is still Akun-Aguero who stabbed Pei Gong in both sides!The Argentine center received a cross from Sterling in the 16th minute, and a lion shook his head and opened the gate of Leeds.

The "Prince" Ishinacho, who was raised by Peigong as a godson, bravely stood up for his own cheap father.

In the 31st minute, Iheanacho won the confrontation with Leeds United's deputy Austin. After the spiritual shaking flashed out of the shooting space, he exploded with a kick, which made Farrell lose his temper.

After "Tintin" De Bruyne, who had just contributed a brilliant performance in the last match between the two sides, came off the bench, the fat man suffered the most painful beating at Elland Road Stadium.Ding Ding used the iconic "low-altitude cannon" to lock the score at three to zero.

The fat man thought that the team might not be able to hold on at this home court, but he didn't expect to be hammered so badly. Maybe the media friends should show a different face after the game.

Looking at the audience, the reason why Blue Moon played so heartily is entirely because of the absence of Yaya Toure, the "offensive terminator".Fatty didn't know whether this "dismissal" was because Peigong was going to wield a sickle, or it was just an accidental incision.

After the game, the fat man who had been severely beaten was unsurprisingly "kindly greeted" by the reporters, but this time the saliva sprayed by his friends was a bit insulting.

But another piece of news made the fat man who suffered from the "double poison (beating and poisonous tongue)" forget the pain: On January 1, Real Madrid hit Donnarumma at the cost of 10 million euros plus Casilla.

At this time, the Italian goalkeeper, who has not yet evolved into "Qian Duoduo", has just taken the lead in Milan with the help of Lopez's downturn. He has only played 11 league games for Milan.

Of course, youth is Donnarumma's biggest capital. He is not yet 17 years old, but his performance on the court is not outstanding.

In his league debut against Sassuolo, Dona moved early in the opposite direction when facing Berardi's free kick. This obvious error caused the goal to be conceded.After the game, "All Market" gave Donna a poor performance.

Real Madrid are waving their checkbook again for a keeper who may not even be able to start the team consistently.

The fat man went crazy, and his strong curiosity prompted the fat man to sacrifice his trumpet.

On the night of the 10th, Kungfu man went online again.

The fat man followed Zidane with his Twitter account.

Seeing the number of Dane's fans, Fat Brother couldn't help drooling, because there were too many.

There are also many female fans with big breasts and fat buttocks, and the fat people's halazi flows against the river.

Fatty is going to cleverly get the answer through private messages, how to stand out from so many fans?
Fat Brother thought of many solutions, but in the end he felt unreliable.

I can only choose to gamble.

The fat brother directly used the trumpet to directly enter in the private message: Dear Dane, are you a person from the future world?
After clicking send, the fat man was in a very complicated mood, expecting something to happen, but also hoping that nothing would happen.

1 minute has passed...

An hour has passed...

One night has passed...

No response.

The fat brother could only turn off the computer in disappointment.

Followed by continuous disappointment, I turned on my brain or mobile phone again and again full of expectations, but there was still no news.

This situation continued until noon on the 12th.

At lunch time, Fat Brother turned on his phone and prepared to eat melons.

A message prompted Fatty's heartbeat to speed up: You have a private message on Twitter.

Fat Brother has been in trouble recently, and has been repeatedly switching Twitter accounts, and finally kept the trumpet in the logged-in state in order to wait for Dane's reply.

Fatty had private messages with two people in the trumpet, and Xia Tian is very busy now, so he won't reply to an unknown fan boringly.

Then, there is only one truth!
Dane replied to himself!
Fatty showed amazing hand speed and quickly opened Twitter.

I saw a reply that made me sweat coldly: If I guessed correctly, you are Steve.But I caught you, you wretched fat man can still play trumpet!

Your question is very interesting!
Because that's the same question that bothers me, Who the hell are you?From which time and space?
After I came here, I found that everything was similar to what I remembered.But there is a variable, that is, you wretched fat man!

Everything you do makes me doubt myself, who am I?where am I?What should I do?
Then I kept waiting for the opportunity to test my idea, and finally that unlucky Benitez was the same as the original script: packed up and left.

I decided to take the two boys with the highest FM potential value to attract your attention. I want to see if your variable is the butterfly effect or some other strange thing.

After doing something, I have been waiting for your response.

Wanwan didn't expect you, a fat man, to play a trumpet!

I almost missed these, but I can't answer you anything other than "This is so much fun! Isn't it? Fatty."

(End of this chapter)