fat man who can't play football

Chapter 117 Rock and Roll Night with Klopp
After temporarily keeping Cook Jr., Fatty will soon face the "Red Army" Liverpool at home.

This Red Army has changed a new commander-Klopp, and the temperament of the entire team has undergone earth-shaking changes when there is no buyer in the winter window.

Quite a chivalrous spirit, and loves to rob the rich and help the poor.

He once led the fighting sheep Leicester City 1-0, and also let the newly promoted Watford return 0-3.

The fat man became curious now: What would the Red Army do with a team like our own standing in the middle?

When preparing for this match, Fatty repeatedly considered whether to carry out a partial rotation.After all, the League Cup semi-final after this game is very important, and it is related to the fate of Cook and Fatty.

What a headache, the fat man turned to Liverpool's injury list in a mess of brains: Sturridge, Skrtel, Lovren, Coutinho, Ince, Origi, Rost, Joe Go Max.

The players listed above are all spectators only.

This time the little devil in Fatty's heart was hooked out. If Liverpool was in order now, Fatty would not have to struggle, and there was a high probability that he would not be able to win.The current situation gave Leeds such a chance, Fatty inevitably began to itch.

After all, if the recent decline can be reversed with a victory at home, it will also have a lot of benefits for the League Cup after a good game.

In the flickering screen on the computer, the Liverpool players were making a lightning-fast counterattack, and the fat man was lost in thought.

After a brainstorm, the fat guy hammered the desk hard.

"Damn! A big man can suffocate to death with urine, just take off his pants!"

The Elland Road Stadium on January 1 was packed, and the fans did not reduce their support for the team because of Leeds' recent downturn!

These lovely people still give their all.

Looking at the noisy stands, the fat man was full of emotions, but when he turned his head, he caught a glimpse of the person he least wanted to see——Jamie Carragher.

At this time, Jamie is sorting out the materials to be used in the commentary booth.That's what Fatty looks like: Jamie is polishing a shiny pistol, ready to jerk himself.

The fat man turned around tremblingly, carefully sat down in his own seat, and switched to ostrich mode.

At this time, Carragher began to introduce the starting lineups of both sides to the audience friends in front of the TV.

"Hi! Sky Sports viewers, good evening. Today we are broadcasting live the No.20 third round of the English Premier League, Leeds United vs. Liverpool at home.

Let's take a look at the starting lists of both sides.Leeds United's starting goalkeeper No. 1 Gollini, right back No. 2 Byram, three central defenders No. 4 Austin, No. 5 Maguire, No. 6 Cooper, and left back No. 26 Robertson.

The starting midfielders are No. 19 Hughes and No. 23 Cook, the right winger is No. 20 Traore, the left winger is No. 7 Bernardeschi, and the center position is No. 18 Tony.Well, that's a bit of a surprise.Steve didn't even use Belotti. "

Jamie glanced at the fat man on the coaching bench, and then said: "Let's take a look at Liverpool's lineup, starting goalkeeper No. 22 Mignolet, right back No. 2 Klein, center back No. 4 Kolo Tu Ray and No. 17 Sako, left back Moreno.

中场14号亨德森，21号卢卡斯、23号埃姆雷·詹，前场为33号伊比，11号菲尔米诺和7号米尔纳。”

"With the whistle of the referee Mason, the game officially began."

Liverpool is now full of injuries. The fat man thought that Klopp would be a little more wretched in the game, but he didn't expect him to wave first at the beginning.

After receiving the ball from the left side of the front court, Ibi kept making shaking fake moves, but Byram was unmoved.This embarrassing scene did not last long, and Milner actively came from the right to respond.

Ibi quickly threw the hot potato to Milner. After Milner took the ball, he turned around and went straight. Firmino made a wonderful back run.

Before the start, Firmino was just on the offside position, and Maguire wanted to make an offside but was too slow.

With a simple pass and run, Leeds' entire defense line stood behind Firmino.

Thousands of grass-mud horses roared past Fatty's heart.

This line of defense doesn't even count as a shabby project, it's just paper!

Firmino faced Gollini with an effortless push into the far corner, and the ball bounced into the net after hitting the post.

Carragher did not suppress his emotions at all, and roared: "What! This is really a wonderful goal! The smooth running, passing, catching and shooting are like a work of art."

The biggest change after Klopp took office was to remove Benteke, who was out of tune with his tactics, from the starting lineup and push Firmino to the center position.This trick completely activated Firmino, who was originally mediocre!
Liverpool's No. 11 became an important part of Klopp's high-position pressing tactics through active running and counter-grabbing in the frontcourt, and built the first line of defense in the defense.

After the goal, Klopp celebrated with a very manly punch on the sidelines. At this time, the game had just passed 17 minutes.

When Fatty was racking his brains to equalize the score, Little Lucky met him unexpectedly.

Blade Warrior (Traore) in a one-on-one with Moreno, wanted to eat raw but squashed the ball.

As soon as the ball was off his feet, Blade went: "Ugh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."

The fat man was about to swear, but by coincidence, the ball just hit Moreno's heel and rolled out of the baseline.

Leeds were lucky to get a corner.

The impatient Hughes quickly took the corner kick, and the quality was quite average.The ball flew high to the far end of the goal, and Maguire, who rushed there, struggled to reach the ball and ferry it across the goal.

In front of the goal, Austin and Sacco competed for the landing point, and Sacco headed the ball outside the penalty area.

It looked like the ball was gone, but it floated over Cook's head, where the Leeds captain had been guarding Liverpool from a counterattack.

Subconsciously rushing forward, the football drew a strange arc and flew into Liverpool's penalty area.

The ball was high and floating, flying over the heads of countless players.When it flew to the goal, it seemed to be blown by a gust of evil wind, and it fell straight and rapidly.

Joyfully came to the feet of teacher Tony in the penalty area, Tony chose to take the ball with his back in order to control the ball.Kolo Toure behind him kept pushing and interfering, but Mr. Tony's tall body protected the ball tightly.

In the next second, I don't know which angel kissed him. Teacher Tony had a flash of inspiration and wisely chose to kick the ball with his heel to shoot.That's right, the fat man read it right, it's the heel again!

At that moment, Toure wanted to stretch his legs to block, but the line of the shot was so weird that it just bypassed his long legs.

Old Toure fell to the ground sadly.

The ball bounced into the goal.

All Mignolet could do was stare in surprise.

The fat man on the sidelines couldn't believe his eyes, when did Mr. Tony become so flirtatious?That's okay too?
This wonderful goal inspired Teacher Tony's enthusiasm for celebration.In front of the Leeds fans in the Levi's Stand, he spread his five fingers smartly and put them to his ears and turned slowly!

The classic celebration action reappears in the rivers and lakes!
This is a common gesture in south-central Italy, which means - did you see what I just did?

There is no doubt that this performance has driven the home fans into a frenzy, they are screaming hysterically!
Fatty had always been unable to control himself, and now he was yelling so much that his saliva flew all over the place.Ye Weici on the side was so excited that he didn't notice the saliva on his face at all.

(End of this chapter)