fat man who can't play football

Chapter 161 Humanoid Tank
Originally, Steve put Sun Xingmin in the starting lineup, just to let him find the feeling of cooperating with his teammates, but he didn't expect Sun to be in such a good state, so he directly offered himself a big gift.

It's really my son (My son, the English translation of the Korean surname Sun is son)!
After Leeds United took the lead at home, they played more and more easily. Joe Allen also took the opportunity to show off his tricks-he faced Cook's pass, spread his legs and pretended to give it to Traore on the wing .

When the ball rolled to Allen's crotch, he lightly stepped on the heel of his right foot, pulled forward with his left foot and then made a turn. A simple and clear Marseille spun past Barkley.

This wonderful feat also aroused the exclamation of the Leeds fans. Granny Newton wanted to blow a whistle passionately, but unfortunately she couldn't make a sound after trying several times, so she had to flick her fingers irritably.

Barkley felt humiliated by the passing just now, turned around and hit Allen hard.

The referee blew his whistle and gave Barkley a verbal warning.

Ross Barkley is the banner figure of "Toffee" Everton's youth training. He has played for the first team since he was 18 years old.

Speaking of which, Barkley has a relationship with Leeds United. In order to get more opportunities to play, Barkley was loaned to Leeds in November 2012. This talented teenager played 11 times for Leeds.

Barkley was included in England's 23-man squad for the Euros this summer, but did not receive any playing time.This also made Barkley have some careful thoughts: Maybe it was because he failed to play in a big club that he could not compete for the main position of the national team.

Throughout the summer transfer window, Barkley was looking forward to getting the favor of a big club, but the new Everton boss was eager to achieve results, and Barkley failed to achieve anywhere.

The state of Barkley, who was forced to stay behind, was obviously affected, and it always made people feel that his mind was no longer on football.

In this game, Barkley was at an absolute disadvantage in the matchup with Cook, and the whole person seemed to disappear. Affected by this, Everton's offense also came to a standstill.

Lukaku stood on the lawn under the sun, but his mood was frozen.The game went on for almost 20 minutes, and the Belgian didn't even touch the ball a few times.

Barkley's invisibility doubled Lukaku's defensive pressure. Lukaku was already very upset with Maguire, who was as strong as a bull, and now he has to face the liberated Phillips.

In the 27th minute of the game, Lukaku took the ball with his back in the Leeds half, but was pushed down directly by Maguire from behind, and fell into a "dog lying" style.

This completely ignited Lukaku. He originally got up and planned to talk to Maguire, but the first thing he saw when he looked up was Ross Barkley walking slowly.

The Belgian center was furious: "Hey! Ross, are you on vacation? I can't find anyone if I want to pass the ball, can you run? Even take away a defensive player for me."

"Fuck! Why are you BB like a pussy!"

"Do you want a fight?"

Everton captain Baines hurried forward to pull Lukaku away, and patted his head vigorously.

"Hey, man. What are you doing, this is a game, what matters should be left to the locker room to resolve."

The fat man stomped regretfully on the sidelines. Damn Bynes, just give the two boys a little more time and space, can't you?

It's a pity, it would be nice to fight.

Just like Dyer and Bowyer back then, the two teammates fought each other passionately on the court, and they were both sent off in the end.

If both Lukaku and Barkley are gone, the game will basically be stable for Fatty.

You said that you, Baines, are such an old player, can't you be more careful in doing things?You can't think about it beforehand.

The Leeds players are not good men and women. Taking advantage of the Everton players' mentality collapsed, they increased the intensity of high-position oppression.

Having witnessed Barkley's poor form, Barry tried to play the ball towards Bolassier.

Bolasier from the Democratic Republic of the Congo formed a frightening winger with Zaha in the Crystal Palace last season. Bolasier is characterized by fast speed and the flower work he uses with the ball is pleasing to the eye.

Relying on such a highly entertaining style of play, as a winger, Bolassier delivered a good report card in the Premier League last season: 5 goals and 3 assists.

However, after coming to Everton, Bolassier has not yet found a chemical reaction with his teammates, and has not made any achievements yet. Only sporadic breakthroughs and crosses can see the shadow of last season.

After Bolasie took the ball, he accelerated and made an emergency stop. Byram stood in his defensive position with a blank expression.

Bolasier tried to feint a few times, and Byram stood in his defensive position with a blank expression.

Bolasier followed up with a fake cross, and Byram stood in his defensive position, expressionless.

Bolassier is completely devastated!

Brother, you should give me some feedback. It's hard for me to do this.

Continuing resentment, Bolasier sadly drew a circle and cursed Byram, while passing the ball back to Barry in the backcourt.

Seeing that there were no good opportunities for the Everton players, they could only back and forth in the backcourt.

Seeing that neither side was interested in attacking, the referee blew the whistle early to end the first half.

When Sun Xingmin left the field and walked past the fat man, the fat man slapped his buttocks hard.

Sun showed a shy smile.

"Good job! son!"

On the way back to the dressing room, Steve did not forget to wave his hand towards the Leeds audience, which immediately caused a commotion.

Steve enjoyed this feeling, as if he had become one with the court for this moment.

Back in the locker room, the players were already high, and Traore even led everyone to hum a song.

This is a bit floating.

The fat man had no choice but to cool everyone down: "There are still 45 minutes left in the game, cheer up guys, don't get too excited too early.

The tactical points of the second half will be explained by Redfern. "

The fat guy wants the oily guy to talk to you a little bit more, this guy is a bit bored, and he feels that he has not yet integrated into the new "group" of Leeds after his return this time.

At the beginning of the second half, Koeman made adjustments and replaced the mediocre Barkley with Deulofeu.

Deulofeu, who was born in the La Masia youth training camp, is extremely fast and has delicate foot skills. He usually plays the position of left winger, but he can also serve as a midfielder.

The appearance of this player will give Everton an extra explosive point in the frontcourt.

Leeds central defender De Vrij quickly found it difficult to play the ball forward. Now Everton's frontcourt players have good speed and can often pinch you a lot when you want to play the ball. passing lanes.

De Vrij had no choice but to pass the ball back to the goalkeeper. Joe Hart didn't dare to neglect, and drove directly to the frontcourt with a big kick.

Everton's iron waist Gjeka is in a good position, the ball is forward a little bit, and the transition is given to Deulofeu who just came on the field.

Instead of risking a turn, Deulofeu returned the ball to Gueye.

Geye held Cook next to him with his hands, looked at Lukaku's position, and sent a long oblique pass directly.

Lukaku will use his elbow to support Maguire behind him, and use the force from his elbow to sense Maguire's defensive position.

Lukaku looked at the ball and adjusted his body to a 45-degree angle facing Maguire.

He accurately captured Maguire's defensive position and defensive center of gravity, and then found a good angle to make it easier for him to turn around.

But Maguire obviously didn't think of this layer. When Lukaku stopped the football with his right foot, Maguire wanted to poke the ball from behind the Belgian center.

Lukaku waited for the moment Maguire's leg was lifted, and the Belgian tapped the ball with his right foot to his left side as smoothly as silk.

Lukaku borrowed the strength of Maguire's step forward with his elbow held back, and turned around in an instant, opening the distance from Maguire.

It's out in a flash!
"Little Monster" Lukaku glanced at Hart's position, which seemed a bit too forward.

Directly hang the door with one foot!
If there is love, the sky will be old, see Hartmon's kick!
The football drew a wonderful arc and fell directly into the dead corner.

Hart quickly retreated and jumped up but couldn't touch the football, so he had no choice but to become the background board again!
Lukaku equalized the score for Everton in the 58th minute with an imaginative goal.

The fat man was very annoyed. The pre-match data analysis seemed to go wrong. Although Lukaku likes to run to the side to catch the ball, he is a bulldozer in the middle when he uses his body.

Lukaku fished the football out of the net as soon as he scored, as if his show time had only just begun.

After the two sides returned to the same starting line, they both strengthened their competition for the midfielder. Gueye showed the true qualities of a midfielder meat grinder, and Allen screamed with a shovel.

In the 69th minute of the game, Guye made another beautiful sliding tackle, which overturned Allen with the ball. The fat man raised his hands on the sidelines to indicate that it was a foul!
But the referee didn't blow his whistle, and Gueye hurriedly got up and dribbled the ball forward. Cook was dissatisfied with the referee's whistle, and a big ramming action knocked Guye down.

The moment Guye fell to the ground, he poked the ball to Deulofeu, and the referee, who was about to blow the whistle, quickly gestured with both hands forward: the attack is favorable, and the game will continue.

Deulofeu sprints forward at full speed after taking the ball.

This time Lukaku did not turn his back to the Leeds goal. He observed Deulofeu's dribbling route and made a lateral movement to the left during the run, which not only avoided falling into the offside trap, but also made himself closer to Germany. ulofeu.

Deulofeu saw the timing and rolled straight to the ground.

Lukaku immediately showed his excellent instant acceleration ability. Seeing that he was about to run out of his control, Maguire quickly grabbed Lukaku's jersey.

But when Lukaku was being pulled, he still ran vigorously with his beast-like body, and his speed did not decrease at all.

Maguire pulled Lukaku's jersey, and after running for two steps, he felt that he was about to lose his balance. In desperation, he could only shovel to the ground.

Lukaku seemed to predict Maguire's thoughts, quickly took the ball forward a small step, and then took off to avoid Maguire's tackle.

After landing, Lukaku staggered up, but still forcibly pulled back the center of gravity of his body, facing Joe Hart, who abandoned the goal and attacked, he directly pushed and shot.

Joe Hart, who closed his eyes in the face of the shot, spread his legs to expand his defensive area, but the length of his legs was still a little short.

The football rolls over Hart's toes and into the net!

2 is better than 1!

Through the wonderful performance of "Little Monster", Everton reversed the situation of the game in just 10 minutes.

Everton fans yelled almost crazy at the Elland Road Stadium: "luka—ku! laka—ku! luka—ku!"

Lukaku ran to the front of the Everton fan phalanx, opened his hands, held his head high, as if a enthroned king was accepting the worship of his subjects!
Steve felt that Maguire's self-confidence was almost lost by Lukaku, but the central defender was such a critical position that no head coach dared to make substitutions and adjustments easily.

Instead, Joe Allen was completely frozen by Guye on the court, and it's time to make a change.

In the 70th minute of the game, Steve replaced Joe Allen with Hughes.

The Welshman seemed dissatisfied with the change of the head coach, or he might be dissatisfied with his performance on the field. He walked to the bench seat and kicked the mineral water bottle hard.

Fatty frowned fiercely when he saw this scene.

But the fat man's substitution did not have an immediate effect. Only 2 minutes after the substitution and adjustment, Lukaku made a comeback again!

This time, Miralas took advantage of Robertson's gap in the assist, broke through quickly, and made an imposing bottom pass.

Phillips, who was filling in, threw his body and failed to block the cross.

Lukaku has been entangled with Maguire in the penalty area. The ball passed by Miralas seems to be a bit late for Lukaku.

But the shooter's instinct allowed Lukaku to lean on Maguire with his tall body, forcing Maguire to not take off.

On the other hand, Lukaku stood on his left foot vigorously, stretched his right foot as far back as possible, and hit the ball with a volley side hook.

The position to eat the ball is very accurate, and the ball hits the net like a cannonball!
The ball is too fast!Joe Hart failed to respond.

Lukaku scored a hat-trick!In a blink of an eye, Everton led Leeds United 3-1 away.

This explosive goal made the Leeds fans in the audience silent.

The fat man was also silent. Even though thousands of assumptions were made about the game before the game, he did not expect Lukaku to end the game alone.

Maguire can't be allowed to stay on the court anymore, his mentality will collapse if this continues.

The fat man turned around and made Berardi active and ready to play. Due to injuries, the former Swiss international did not play many games in the league.

But Berardi's hard work in training still impressed Steve, and he decided to win the team vice-Austin and put him in the 18-man list before the game.

Berardi has a very bad temper and sometimes appears a little impulsive and reckless on the court, but the fat man needs his bloodiness to inspire Leeds' sluggish morale.

The fat man comforted Maguire who was replaced: "Harry, it's okay, just forget about this game!"

Maguire kept his head down, unable to see his expression clearly.

Lukaku, the fat man is staring at this humanoid tank surrounded by his teammates to celebrate!
interesting.

(End of this chapter)