fat man who can't play football

Chapter 25 Summer
After the game with Bolton, Leeds United ushered in the summer transfer window deadline.The director of Salerno clearly told Fatty that the team's transfer budget has been exhausted, and there is not much salary left. If Fatty does not sell people, there is no need to fantasize about signing new players.

The fat guy could only wave goodbye to the Mavericks in his memory, and Leeds United spent a peaceful deadline in this way.

In the fiery international match day, Austin was called up by the Jamaica national team, and Wood went to the New Zealand national team to report.Leeds United's three heroes Byram, Cook and Ali were also selected for the England U21 national team.This is undoubtedly an affirmation of Leeds United.

The remaining players in the team conducted tactical drills at the training base led by Aye and Brother Youtou and made up for their physical fitness. The continuous second-half crashes were enough to alert the coaches.

Fatty seized his rare free time to search for an apartment around Elland Road Stadium. Fatty didn't have high requirements, and the most important thing was to be close to the stadium.

According to the guidelines of Google Maps, Fatty looked at several apartments, but none of them satisfied Fatty.The fat brother suddenly thought of his Facebook account that had been dusty for a long time, and posted a post asking for help on it, "Dear friends, I urgently need an apartment near Elland Road, please guide me."

After a while, Fat Brother's dynamic comments exploded, but no one came to lend a helping hand.Netizens' comments were full of ridicule, joy and irony.

Chris commented: "Are you that fat guy who can't play football? I've caught you. By the way, you were really in the youth team before?"

A bunch of garbled characters on the screen said: "Aren't you the head coach of a professional team? You even came to rent an apartment. Are you here to tease us? Please go back to your luxury hotel."

An anonymous female fan said: "Mr. Steve, I read the newspaper, you are such a good background board. I heard that you can make a 90-year-old grandma orgasm. Is it true? Shy face."

Fat Brother looked at this group of happy people and shed tears of regret. He shouldn't have hoped for the Internet masses.Fatty silently closed Facebook, and then threw himself into the warm embrace of Google Maps.

Fat Brother was suddenly attracted by a place called Charming Cottage, and the introduction said that this place is only a 13-minute walk from Elland Road.This two-bedroom apartment is 46 square meters and comes with a kitchen, a seating area, a dining area and a satellite flat-screen TV. Free WiFi, a garden and free private parking are also available.

These conditions are too good for the fat man. The fat man just wants to have a place to drink. All he needs is WiFi and TV when he is working.

After the fat man visited the site, he was quite satisfied with this place.Fennan, the owner of the apartment, looked at Fatty very familiarly, and kept looking at Fatty.The fat brother saw the way the boss was thinking, and thought it was wise, and subtly hinted that he was the head coach of a professional team.

Finnan finally remembered that this guy was the coach of Leeds.The rent of 180 pounds a night is not less than a penny, because Finnan is a fan of Huddersfield in West Yorkshire. Although he is not a rival in the same city, he is not interested in Fatty at all.

The fat man signed a rental agreement with Finnan in a grievance, and then paid all the rent.

Fatty transported all his belongings to the apartment early the next morning, of course, with the help of the moving company's car.

The fat guy was happily walking into the house with the beer he just bought, when he suddenly saw the neighbor's door open.A girl about 5 feet 10 inches tall (approximately 178cm), with a sweet face, delicate facial features and a pair of clear blue eyes, is bouncing out.

The fat man looked down gradually, and saw the long legs of the girl's hot pants, which were really white and straight.Unknowingly, Fat Brother showed Brother Pig's lascivious smile, thinking that summer is really a beautiful season.

The fat man looked up and saw the girl's contemptuous gaze. The fat man could only pretend to cough, and then lifted the wine into it.The fat guy still couldn't help but secretly glanced back. He shivered when he glanced, and the girl was turning her head to stare at him.

"Uncle, don't you think it's impolite to look at a girl like this?"

The fat man pretended to be stupid, "Huh? I just saw something on your leg and wanted to remind you."

"Uncle, you are so bad at striking up a conversation. Also, why do I think you look familiar? Have I met you somewhere?"

Hearing this, the fat man wanted to stretch out his hand to smooth his hair, but found that he was holding a heavy beer in his hand. "Familiar, of course. Brother is a celebrity."

The girl responded with a vomited expression, but suddenly remembered the Yorkshire Evening Post that her father held in his hand when he went home last time. The large photo on the front page was the fat man in front of him.

Thinking of this, the girl smiled and gave the fat man a middle finger, "Good morning, celebrity Steve."

After the girl finished speaking, she turned her head and prepared to run away, and the fat man instantly felt stabbed in the back. "Little kid, are you so rude? You already know my name, tell me what your name is anyway."

The girl walked away without looking back, and the fat man was about to despair and was about to turn around. "Summers, uncle, do you know how to spell? SUMMERS, Summers."

Summers?Summers?Hey, isn't this the summer? Fat brother Buyou sighed again, summer is so good.

Seeing the girl who had gone away, the fat man turned around and hummed a little tune to put the wine in the kitchen.Darling, I didn't expect to have unexpected gains after moving.

After moving home and returning to the training base, the fat man began to feel abnormal, and he would smile at the corner of his mouth from time to time.A Ye looked at it and felt that the fat brother must have been under too much pressure recently, "Boss, you are too tired from moving. Why don't you go back and rest first, and train me to help you watch."

The fat man didn't even react, "What? Why are you so tired?"

A Ye showed sympathetic eyes, "Don't deny it, if it wasn't too tired, would the corners of your mouth twitch like this all the time?" A Ye also imitated it realistically, giving Fat Brother the feeling that the corners of your mouth twitched like this Nicholas Zhao Si of later generations.

The fat brother became angry from embarrassment, "You are talking about playing tricks, nothing less bb."

The sympathy in A Ye's eyes was overwhelming, what a dedicated fat guy, he still has to stick to his post after he's like this.

Fat Brother returned to the apartment after supervising the training and began to lose his mind, vaguely expecting something to happen.

"咚咚咚" sounded a crisp knock on the door.

Fatty moved to the door at the speed of light, opened the door, and it really was Xia Tian.

"Uncle, can I have some beer? I saw you bring some when you moved in the morning."

"What?"

"Uncle, you don't have to look at me like that, I'm not old enough to legally buy alcohol, so I can only come to your place for a drink."

The fat guy can't help thinking that the British government raised the legal age of buying alcohol from 2007 to 10 in October 16 for the sake of the future of young people.

"Huh? Are you under 18 yet?"

"Uncle, why are you asking this, you don't have any eccentricities, do you?" Xia Tian said with contemptuous eyes.

"I always have to think about you, to see if you are old enough to drink."

"Don't be so honest about yourself. I can see that you are staring at my thigh lewdly in the morning. How about it? Does it look good?"

"Looking good." "Bah, what am I talking about."

"Uncle, why are you asking so many questions? Will you give me a drink?"

"You have to let me know how old you are, so that I don't have such a big psychological burden."

"Can't stand you, well, I just had my 15th birthday. Okay?"

This tm is not even 16 years old, are all foreign girls so mature?The fat guy suddenly thought of the famous Premier League star Adam Johnson, and even thought of himself in jail and wearing a prison uniform.

No, Steve, you have to restrain yourself.

The fat man swiftly ran back to the kitchen to take out the beer, quickly stuffed the beer into Xia Tian, ​​and slammed the door shut.

What a strange uncle.

(End of this chapter)