fat man who can't play football

Chapter 36

Fat brother drove the "Mustang" to the MAC beauty store quickly, just in time to see a beautiful figure coming to the street with brisk steps.Seeing that Xia Tian was already waving to the taxi on the side of the road, the fat man quickly stepped on the gas pedal and stepped aside gracefully to come to Xia Tian.

"Beauty, do you need a ride?"

After being surprised, Xia Tian saw the people and cars in front of him clearly, rolled his eyes directly, and ignored the fat man.

The fat man had no choice but to get out of the car with a big smile on his face and came to Xia Tian's side to open the rear door for her.Originally, Xia Tian thought that Fat Brother would say a few words of explanation to him, but he didn't expect to feel a strange force attack in the next second.

The wretched fat man took advantage of Xia Tian's turning around and purposely did not look at him, directly used his fat body to bump poor Xiao Xia into the car, and then quickly closed the car door.

The fat brother nimbly moved back to the driver's cab and locked the door.Just now, Fat Brother's set of actions was done in one go, and he didn't leave even a second of reaction time for Xia Tian.

After the fat man started the car, he was still thankful that the cab of the British car was on the right hand side, otherwise the previous coquettish operation would not have been completed.

"Dear little summer, I think you must have a lot of dissatisfaction with me. But then I'm going to take you to several wonderful places, and get rid of these unnecessary little emotions."

Xia Tian tried several times to open the car door but couldn't, so he could only sit behind the fat man angrily and didn't speak.

Fatty drove the car carefully along the way, constantly peeking at Xia Tian's facial expressions through the rearview mirror, but luckily he was only on the verge of erupting.

The car soon came to the bottom of a slope of steps, and a monastery could be vaguely seen as the steps went up.If you are a person familiar with vampire culture, you will definitely feel admiration for the somewhat vague ancient buildings, because what is about to catch your eyes is the birthplace of the famous Count Dracula - Whitby Abbey (Whitby Abbey).

"Fatty, what the hell are you doing? What are you doing at Whitby Abbey! I'm tired and I just want to go home now."

"Come on, Xia Tian, ​​let us get off first."

"I don't~~"

Before Xia Tian finished speaking, Fat Brother opened the car door and carried Xia Tian out.

"Ah~~" Xia Tian could only scream and put his hands on the fat man's shoulder.

The fat man carried Xia Tian to a step, made Xia stand still, and then ran to the back box to take out the fish and chips that he bought at some time.

"Summer, look what this is. I have prepared for you the best place in the world to taste fish and chips, but before that, you have to walk the steps in front of me with me."

Xia Tian looked at the 199 steps winding up the cliff in front of him.

"Fatty man, are you crazy? I'm hungry and tired, and I just want to go home and snuggle up on the couch and eat some cookies."

"How can I be willing to walk on such a difficult road in high heels for my cute little Xia Tian, ​​come on." The fat man said and pointed to his back.

"Uncle, I'm really going to die. What are you doing, there are so many people around." Xia Tian said, a trace of pink crept up his cheeks.

The fat man didn't let Xiao Xia go on, and directly carried her on his back.Then they walked on the steps step by step, and the two had a panoramic view of the rich fishing port style on the east coast of England.

Fatty is really thankful that Steve left him with the background of a football player, otherwise he might not be able to climb the perverted more than 100 steps with Xia Tian on his back.

As the fat man climbed up step by step, sweat began to slide down his face.Fatty's slowly staggering steps and soaked back gradually opened up Xia Tian's heart.

"Uncle, are you tired? Do you want to stop and have a rest?"

"Just kidding, how could I be tired? I used to be a professional player."

Fatty's eyes blurred by sweat couldn't see the smile gradually blooming on Xia Tian's face on his back.

"Uncle, if you're not tired, climb faster, the fish and chips are almost cold."

"Good."

For some reason, the fat man felt that the steps under his feet suddenly became lighter.

Finally climbed up the 199 steps, what appeared in front of their eyes was an ancient and sacred monastery, with huge stable columns, towering arches and open windows, and the outline of irregular side corridors, every corner is impressive. Feel ethereal and solemn.

"Summer, let's start our dinner."

"Okay, uncle."

The two sat on the steps in front of the monastery, eating fish and chips, overlooking the beautiful scenery of the whole town of Whitby. The fat man felt that the people and scenery in front of him were so beautiful.Time seemed to freeze at this moment.

But the good times will always slip away quietly, just like the watch drawn on the wrist when I was a child did not turn, but took away the best time of people.The two finished enjoying their dinner with each other.

"Xiamen, let's go. We still have to hurry up and go to the next place."

"what?"

Fatty didn't give Xia Tian time to react again, he directly let her dock on his back and started to gallop.

For some reason, Fatty felt as if he had suddenly realized the secrets of lightness kung fu, and he was literally speeding up more than 100 steps.

Fat Brother soon started the "Mustang" again, this time heading for the small town of Malton in North Yorkshire.

Why did Fatty bring Xia Tian to this small town?Because this place is known as the "British gourmet paradise", how can the fat man's big stomach be filled with only fish and chips, not to mention that the fat man is looking forward to making up for Xiao Xia with delicious food.

The fat man soon parked the car at a butcher shop called Food 2 Remember, which is extremely popular on Facebook and ins.The store is most known for its signature dish - Scotch Eggs (Scotch Eggs)

Fatty held back the saliva that was about to slip from his mouth and led Xia Tian quickly into the embrace of Scotch Egg.After the fat man sat down, he saw that he hadn't read the menu, so he yelled at the store manager, "Two Scotch eggs."

The store manager smiled and gave the fat man an "ok" gesture.The fat man saw that he skillfully wrapped a boiled egg with fresh meat, kneaded it into a ball, then stuck a layer of bread crumbs and special bean chips on the outside, and then put it in boiling oil, the aroma It will soon diffuse out.

Just freezing the scene just now has already made Fat Brother salivate three thousand feet.When the golden scotch egg came to Fat Brother, the fat man couldn't wait to bite it down, his mouth was full of rich egg aroma mixed with fresh meat Q-bomb, it was refreshing.The fat man couldn't help but closed his eyes to feel the deliciousness quietly.

The moment the fat man opened his eyes, he found that Xia Tian ate even harder than himself, and even began to swallow in an unladylike manner, and those eyes were firmly fixed on the food in the fat man's hand.

The fat man faintly felt it for a second, "Xiamen, eat slowly. Don't choke, I can eat my own." Ignoring Xia Tian's bewildered expression, he opened his bloody mouth and swallowed the whole of Scotland. Eggs gobble it up.

"Fatty man, where's your gentlemanly demeanor?"

"Summer, you haven't seen yourself eating like that, don't think I don't know what you're planning."

"I'm going to kill you, fat man!"

Then came the fat man's howling like killing a pig.

"Stop! Xia Tian. Let's~~~We can buy it again. Oh~~~" Xia Tian didn't pay attention to the fat man's pleading, and directly increased his strength in pulling the fat man's ears.

In this way, the two finished enjoying the delicious Scotch eggs while fighting.

Food and clothing think of alcohol, and it is a pity for the fat man not to have some wine at this time.Fatty confirmed his eyes with Xia Tian, ​​and perfectly comprehended the meaning of the other party.

The two quickly came to the entrance of a craft gold bar in the small town.The fat man has been enjoying beer since he came to the UK, but in a country that prides itself on handcraft, the fat man cannot forgive himself if he misses the local specialty gin.

The gin bar owner is an ex-firefighter named Jack.Before retirement, I could not drink alcohol due to work reasons. After retirement, I made up for what I hadn't drank in the past few decades.He was addicted to alcohol and saw two people coming in, he gave Fatty a look that I understand.

No matter how thick-skinned the fat man is, he couldn't help but start to blush, after all, he didn't dare to say that Xia Tian was still underage, and he didn't dare to ask the boss what his eyes meant.

Jack didn't hide his secrets at all, and showed his bottom-of-the-box skills.

Fatty and Xia Tian quickly became intoxicated by the handcrafted lager and ale.

Fatty slightly drunk raised a glass of gin and touched Xia Tian, ​​"Xia Tian, ​​are you still angry with me?"

Xia Tian smiled lightly, but did not speak.

Xia Tian was obviously on the upswing too, an unhealthy crimson color began to appear on his cheeks, his whole face was like a delicious red apple, which gave the fat man the urge to step forward and take a bite.

The fat man pinched himself suddenly, Steve, what are you thinking, you have to calm down, you have to restrain yourself, you can't drink any more.

"Summer, we can't drink any more. You have to go to work tomorrow."

"Uncle? When did you become such a gentleman. I'm sorry to tell you that my girl just has a rest tomorrow."

"Tomorrow is Monday, you don't have to go to work?"

Xia Tian gave Fatty a disdainful look, "Uncle, why didn't you expect that today is Sunday."

"Then what are you doing in the store today?"

"I'm just going to buy some makeup for myself."

"Then why are you wearing a work uniform?"

"Because I have to prove that I am an employee, so I can get a little more discount."

"Then you called me in the morning, didn't you want me to take you to work?"

"Of course it's not for going to work, I just want to save some taxi fare."

The fat man was completely speechless, but he suffered from his inner drama all day long.

"But you, a fat man, didn't answer Miss Ben's call, which made me very angry, very angry."

The fat man immediately looked at Xia Tian pitifully.

"But in view of your performance tonight, this girl will forgive you generously."

The fat man exhaled carefully.

"But you just said to this girl that it's time to go home, which makes people uncomfortable. I decided to punish you, and I must not go home drunk tonight."

Fatty's big head became bigger, but he didn't dare to say no to Xia Tian.Then the fat man felt the afterimages of wine glasses flashing in front of his eyes, and then, there was no more.

When he woke up the next day, Fatty couldn't even remember how "Mustang" got back to the apartment.

(End of this chapter)