fat man who can't play football

Chapter 6

The fat man escaped from Salerno's office at a speed of [-] miles per hour, rushed to the bathroom and quickly drew out the gun to release the water, so as to relieve his anxiety.

The fat man recalled the scene just now, and thought that although he didn't break his face with Salerno just now, he should have made the director unhappy.

What the fat man has to do now is to achieve decent results, otherwise the director will definitely make trouble, after all, no one likes the feeling of being in someone else's hands.

The fat man stimulated his huge face with cold water, and told himself to be calm, after all, he was still waiting to meet the reporters and friends.

Thinking of the reporter, the fat man immediately became distracted. What if there is a beautiful reporter who is attracted by our unique temperament, and then falls in love at first sight, and some indescribable erotic stories happen, the fat man can't help showing a brother-pig smile after thinking about it.

After all, as an old virgin in his previous life, the fat man didn't know what it was like to flirt with a beautiful woman.

Now the fat man is tickled by Steve's memories of actual battles with all kinds of beauties, and he can't wait to shout out the phrase "I want to hit ten" like Ip Man.

The fat man was suddenly awakened by the caring eyes of the man next to him, so he could only pretend to be nonchalant and wipe his face with a tissue.

Since some people have already released rumors, the Leeds club will announce the new head coach candidate at a press conference.The Yorkshire media and professional sports reporting media, where Leeds United is located, have long been ready to wait in the lobby with long guns and short guns.After all, although Leeds United has been relegated to the British Championship for several years, it has always been one of the traffic responsibilities in British football. After all, the ancestors are rich.

Fatty came to the press conference with Chairman Cellino and Director Salerno, and the reporters in the audience were full of doubts.The local reporters are a little better, after all, they know that Steve is also an old man in Leeds.

The reporters of the big sports station were stupefied with capital letters, and what was circling in their minds was "Who is this guy?"

Fatty felt the surprised, puzzled, mocking, and contemptuous gazes from the reporters in the audience.But Fat Brother's biggest specialty is that he has a thick skin. He completely ignored these gazes and sat calmly in the center of the rostrum.

In Cellino's eyes, the fat man's pretentious attitude was completely masterful, and the Italian was a little more certain about his choice.

After the people on the rostrum were seated, the reporters in the audience stopped whispering, and everyone was waiting for the start of the press conference.

Salerno glanced at the fat man, who nodded slightly to him.Salerno looked at Cellino again, and Cellino gave him a smile. The director immediately understood, cleared his throat and announced: "The press conference has officially begun. First, the team chairman, Mr. Cellino, will speak. .”

Cellino adjusted the microphone in front of him and said: "Today I am honored to announce to you that Steve will become the head coach of Leeds United in the new season, leading Leeds United to launch an impact in the Premier League. Perhaps some journalist friends are against him. Not very familiar yet but I would say Coach Steve has given Leeds 26 years and I see something special in him and I believe he is the right man to take Leeds forward."

After finishing speaking, Cellino nodded to Salerno, and the director immediately took over the conversation, "I'm asking the reporter to ask questions."

Hearing this news, the reporter from the big sports station already felt that the entire club of Leeds United must have gone crazy.Because they just learned from Google that Fatty's coaching resume is simply appalling, and no one has any first-team coaching experience at all.Leeds wants to use such a tender head to surpass, and the reporters feel that their IQ has been seriously insulted.

There was a silence at the press conference, as the reporters hadn't recovered from the shock.

At this time, the professionalism of the reporters of the big sports channel was reflected. Sky Sports reporter Fabrizio Romano took the lead in asking: "I would like to ask Mr. Steve, Leeds United is a club with a long history, but in recent years The team's performance has been poor, what expectations do you have for the new season?"

When the fat man heard this, he wished he could strangle Romano to death and kill him.Just now the chairman drew a big pie, this vicious reporter wants me to publicly express my opinion.

But Fat Brother knew that if he lowered his target at this time, he would slap the chairman in the face, and it would not be good for him to establish his prestige in the team.

Thinking of this, Fatty puffed out his chest, pretending to be an iron-blooded coach: "I took over this position to lead Leeds United back to where I should be. Leeds fans have waited too long.

I am a child of Leeds, this is my home, and I have the blood of white roses in my body.Now I want to lead my players to fight for Leeds.Of course, I am also fortunate to have met such a good chairman. Mr. Cellino has given me unreserved support and trust. "

But Romano chased after him: "So the goal of Leeds in the new season is to surpass?"

The fat man gritted his teeth and said harshly: "Yes, I know the players under me. Moreover, Mr. Chairman and Mr. Director will inject fresh blood into the team through hard work. There is no doubt that our goals are the same. Lead Leeds back to the Premier League."

Fatty already felt that the new season was about to face the encirclement and suppression of the giants of the British Championship, especially the team in his hands only ranked No.15 in the British Championship last season. lesson.

The Yorkshire Evening Post's chief football reporter, Graham Smith, asked: "So what are the signings that the team has identified in order to achieve this goal?"

The fat man did not promise, and still chose to strike hard: "The club has negotiated several signings. I would also like to thank the director of Salerno for his hard work. When we complete the transaction, we will hold a press conference to let these players meet with you .”

"Can you reveal where the transfer has progressed?"

"Several transactions have almost been completed, and impatient fans can go to the medical examination room and start queuing up, so that the players can feel the enthusiasm of Leeds fans."

Fatty thought silently in his heart, hoping that the fans would not throw rotten eggs at him because they were too disappointed. After all, it seems that these players are not very good now.

Leeds United team reporter Phil (Phil Hay) followed up and asked: "We know that some players in the team have already received the attention of the Premier League team. Is the team confident to keep them? For example, Byram, he will leave?"

The fat man responded with a confident smile from Phil. After all, he and Phil are old acquaintances, "Byram will stay. After all, I watched him grow up, and I understand how good he is. Leeds' youth training has always been It is our tradition, here they will get more opportunities than in other teams, and there will be other young people who will surprise you in the new season."

A few knowing laughter sounded from the press booth. The director of Salerno looked at the time and announced: "The time for the end of the press conference has arrived. Next, I invite friends from the press to take pictures at the Elland Road Stadium. Record the moment when Mr. President and the head coach jointly raised the club scarf."

The meeting finally came to an end, Fatty suddenly felt a sense of urgency.I can't wait to see my players right away. Too many things have happened recently, so I have to practice my own tactics in a down-to-earth manner, so that the fat man can feel safe.But this does not prevent the fat man from raising his scarf and showing a bright smile.

The fat man read the newspaper the next day and realized that his smile was so fucking ugly.

(End of this chapter)