football redemption

Chapter 26 Sharp Football

Human beings like to speculate about things according to common sense, and also like to mix their own subjective wishes into it.

The eavesdroppers of the two instigators heard the banging inside and took it for granted that Quaresma was beaten by a group of people. How could Quaresma beat a group of people by himself?

On the online platform, some people saw the three red cross signs and took it for granted that someone needed first aid, and of course it was Quaresma, who was weak and weak.

Then it fermented into quaresma and was beaten to death.

Very logical!

When Mourinho and Ancelotti rushed to the locker room of the home team, Ibrahimovic and Inter Milan teammates had already knocked open the door of the locker room. They had chairs in their hands and no place to put wooden sticks. It seemed that the people inside were just playing a football game, as if they were making too much of a fuss...

Turn back time...

Xia Qi hit Bonera on the chin with a punch from Qi's family. Although Gattuso was disgusted with Bonera's swear words, he was of course the first to fight outside when he was bullied.

When Xia Qi was beating someone and the empty door was wide open, he kicked Xia Qi away.

The father-in-law beat the son-in-law with the hatred from the previous life, don't talk about feelings.

Xia Qi took a few steps back and then fell under the force of inertia. The voice of sister Zhiling's bones sounded in his mind: "It is recommended that the host use system football."

The side quest triggered by the Xiaqi training game once rewarded a football, which was sharp +1. At that time, Xiaqi still thought it was strange that only knives are sharp. Could it be that the ball can also stab people?

This is not the time for curious babies to ask questions, Xia Qi said without hesitation, "Extract."

A football rolled out from some corner and rolled to Xia Qi's hand. At the same time, the Beidou navigation 3D window automatically connected to the vision, and all the characters in front of him became game characters.

So ugly!Please call me handsome!
(Actually, he is also ugly, let's not tell him.)
Sister Zhiling said again: "It is recommended that the host upgrade the sharpness value."

"Upgrade to full level."

"Ding Dong, the host's green coins are not enough, so we can only upgrade to +3."

"Level three? How is it enough? Can gold coins and blue coins be used? Can I borrow money?"

"Host, do you want to kill someone? The third-level sharpness can make the hit point sting, and affect the whole nerve pain for six seconds. It doesn't hurt the body, which is very suitable for this scene."

Yo!Make an appointment with an artifact!

I love the system!

"Can you hurt your opponent for ten seconds?"

"Work hard! Zizai, a poor chacha can't let the broom fly."

Sister Zhiling's tone is very gentle, but the content is very hurtful, don't bully the young and poor...

"upgrade!"

Take advantage of your illness to kill you!

How could Bonera let go of such a good opportunity when Gattuso kicked Xia Qi down?He rushed towards Xia Qi with fists the size of casserole.

"Kick the football in the direction of 11 o'clock, and receive the football in the direction of 1 o'clock."

A yellow arrow marked the route of the football refraction.

Xia Qi shot towards 11 o'clock according to the line. The football hit Bonera's face like a cannonball.
The forehead is buzzing, and the eyes are colorful: red, blue, blue... like opening a dyeing room,
The deadliest thing was the tingling pain in the nerves in his skull, as if someone had stabbed them with a needle, and then the nerves in half of his skull were throbbing. The pain made him burst out with blue veins all over his face.

six seconds?It seems like a century of pain!
Bonera is temporarily out of combat!
So unbeaten?
Who in the locker room doesn't play football?Who hasn't been hurt by football?This kind of flat nose injury may seem scary, but it is actually the lightest of sports injuries.

The AC Milan generals couldn't help but look down upon them.

"That's all you can do, why is your mouth so poisonous?"

"It's too motherfucker, what a piece of rubbish."

Xia Qi moved two steps to the right and successfully caught the rebounded football.

"Kick the ball with your heel, squat down! Stand up in a second, turn around, and kick the football in the direction of three o'clock."

Likewise, the route is marked.

Xia Qi heard that he kicked the ball back with his right foot heavily, and the power of the heel kick was not as strong as the frontal burst shot just now. Everyone didn't know whether Quaresma was here to fight or to be funny.

Zambrotta just thought that Quaresma was here to be funny. He didn't avoid such a fucking football at all, and rushed over directly.

But when the football hit Zambrotta's left calf, the nerves in the calf hurt as if being pricked by needles, and then the nerves in the entire left leg ached. The nerve pain was unbearable.

He rushed forward, but suddenly one leg was so painful that he couldn't move, he fell down on the spot, and the tall and burly Zambrotta was also crippled.

It doesn't matter if he is abolished, but in the eyes of Kaka and Abbiati, the two silently classified him as not to be close friends, too hypocritical, and fell down on purpose.

But it is also understandable that Bonella's mouth is more poisonous than anyone else's, but his fights are softer than anyone else's. Such a teammate really makes people not want to contribute to it.

The sharpness of football is unique to the Xiaqi family. Others really don't understand how painful Bonera and Zambrotta are, and it is normal to have misunderstandings.

At the same time, Xia Qi squatted down, and Seedorf's fist passed over him. While Xia Qi squatted down, he punched him directly in the stomach. This punch was not taught by Zhiling's sister, but by his father.

The 15-year-old Xia Qi can't play Qijiaquan, but the 25-year-old Quaresma can definitely.

Of course Seedorf wouldn't fly out like in the movie, but that punch also made his stomach turn upside down and he wanted to vomit, feeling like he was punched out of a pregnant woman.

Standing up, I made another lower hook. This was taught by my mother. People's jaws are very fragile, so the door-to-door business was done smoothly.

In the end, he turned around and caught the ball, but he didn’t catch it. Sister Zhiling only gave him one second. It took him two seconds to catch the “private job” halfway. The ball hit his heel before turning around.

Run two steps to catch up with the football.

"At 12 o'clock in front, blast! Combo! Take back the football at three o'clock."

Xia Qi didn't even see who was coming, so he kicked the football out.

The ball hit Jankulovski's chest, bounced off Ambrosini's waist, bounced to the three o'clock position and was picked up by Shaki.

Flamini and Shevchenko were really frightened, and Jankulovs was briefly stunned by Shaqi's not-so-heavy ball.

The teammates in the distance didn't see clearly, thinking it was another Zambrotta who didn't work hard.

The two of them saw it too clearly, Jankulovski was really foaming at the mouth and passed out for a few seconds.If this is fake, you can get an Oscar statuette.

"Hey, brother, is your heart not in good condition? Take some time to check."

The two didn't think it was because of football, they thought it was Jankulovski's own problem. There are not no players who have retired due to heart problems on the football field.

Holding his kidney, Ambrosini endured the pain and said, "Let's take him to the hospital first."

Shevchenko and Flamini looked at Ambrosini with disgust, why are you covering your waist?If you don't want to help, don't help.

It was too late to say the hurtful words, when he saw the football hit him, Shevchenko pulled Flamini away to protect him behind him, and he himself took the initiative to hit him with his head.

He really thinks football is football!
As a result, he rolled his eyes, and there was another actor from the "exaggerated" faction.

As long as Flamini and Ambrosini are not stupid, they must know that there is a problem with the ball at this time.

"Be careful, there is something wrong with this ball!"

After Gattuso kicked, he felt refreshed!The feeling of beating a son-in-law is as refreshing as drinking Fuding Dabai tea on a snowy day.

But in the blink of an eye, the brothers were really weak, half of the team was beaten in seven or eight seconds, and the old man had to go out in person.

Flying soccer ball,

Football problem?
The problem is you!
Without even thinking about it, Gattuso swung his fist domineeringly, wanting to blow the football with one punch. Although the football was knocked away by him, the fist felt like it was hitting a nail, and it hurt so badly that the nerves in his whole arm were convulsed.

"Be careful, there is something wrong with this ball."

nonsense!

Flamini and Ambrosini were so speechless. If you don't believe me, they slapped Shevchenko awake, and the four of them hid far away, not daring to join the battle group.

Don't blame them for lack of loyalty. People have inexplicable fear of unknown things. Sheva and Yankee have "died" once. To be loyal, they gave their houses, children, tickets and wives to Lao Wang next door.

Who wants this kind of thing?
Maldini, Karadze and others stopped charging upon hearing this.

"This... this... this is my ball."

Kaka raised her hand aggrievedly, you can't beat the ball that people blame me?

However, Quaresma hit people with football, handsome!Can you learn?
Gattuso looked at Kaka, the ball is fine, am I getting old?Arm hardened?The problem is that the pain is not the pain of a muscle strain, but the pain of a nerve being pricked by a needle.

Xia Qi stepped aside to catch the football, "Kick the ball at ten o'clock, catch the ball at six o'clock."

The person at ten o'clock is still Gattuso. His right hand was cramped, and he was so sensitive that he was unable to dodge Xia Qi's second blow. He was hit in the abdomen, and his liver hurt.

"Kaka, is this your football?" Gattuso twisted his face in pain, and with a beard, he was ugly and scary.

"Yes, no, it's our training ball!" Kaka was at a loss. He didn't want to fight and didn't rush forward. It was clear to the bystanders that he saw his training ball rolling to Xia Qi's hand.

At the same time, he could also see clearly that the speed of the ball played by Xia Qi was not fast, and it was difficult to understand the painful expressions of his teammates.

It's really exaggerated, it looks so fake, but he knows that Gattuso is definitely not a fake person.

"How about another one?" Monk Kakazhang couldn't figure it out.

I don't understand, what happened?It was a subconscious reaction to look at another one. When he threw another football at Shaqi, he knew he was stupid.

There is no one who sends weapons to the enemy. If it is really because of football, isn't Xia Qi with double goals even stronger?

"Pig!" (Portuguese)

"Don't!" (Italian)

"NO!" (English)

Several people who had been beaten by football shouted in unison.

The single-gun Quaresma is so powerful, you give him two guns?

Kaka smiled awkwardly, and scratched his head in embarrassment. Fortunately, Xia Qi was very trustworthy. With his left foot, he returned the football under his feet to Kaka, then turned sideways, volleyed, and kicked the football thrown by Kaka towards Maldini.

Maldini was shot and fell down, kneeling and clutching his liver, the cavalry looked at Gattuso apologetically, with a wry smile on his face.

Really liver pain!

But I'm glad,
The old brother for many years is still the same as before, not hypocritical, not pretending to be sick, not changed!very nice!
Maldini suppressed the pain and shouted: "This ball can sting the nerves, everyone be careful."

"what!"

Fear of the unknown is confusing!

Seeing that the situation was not good, Karazze picked up the bench and rushed towards Xia Qi, shouting while rushing: "Copy guy!"

The idea is correct, but how can a person be as fast as the ball!

Xia Qi hit his temple with a ball, and the sound of bells, bowls, and drums entered his ears...Kaladze finally knew why Bonera was abolished at the beginning. The pain in this cranial nerve can make people want to commit suicide, and it is not just a needle prick, but a pain in the entire nerve.

Seedorf, who was beaten by Xia Qi but had not yet been hit by the football, rushed towards Xia Qi empty-handed in disbelief. Xia Qi took the football back and sent it forward.

Seedorf rolled over with a stomachache. He leaned against the wall and vomited. He was still vomiting stomach acid after vomiting the contents of his stomach.
"Stop! We throw in the towel! We apologize."

The pain caused by football is not just a pinprick, it can also cause bursts of nerve pain, which is why people who get hit will temporarily lose their combat effectiveness.

Maldini worried that this kind of nerve pain would affect the player's career, so he quickly stopped the fight.

Besides, the number of people who can be beaten is disabled, and the rest are probably just killing people.Finish early and go to the hospital for examination early.

"Apologies are useful, why do we need the police?"

"There are 15 of us!"

"So what?"

"What the hell do you want to do?"

"I just want to break his leg." Shaggy pointed to Bonera.

"That's impossible!"

No matter how much Maldini wanted to end it, he would not just watch Shaqi break Bonner's legs.

Gattuso shouted: "You are just a football weirdo, we use the bench to block, can you still hit us?"

Father-in-law is really annoying, Xia Qi sneered and said, "Kaladze thinks so too."

Bonera stood up unsteadily, "It's none of their business, and it's none of your business."

The first sentence is for Xia Qi, and the latter sentence is for teammates.

"No!" Gattuso, Maldini, Seedorf and others also stood up with difficulty. Although the nerve pain lasted only six seconds, it was still fresh in people's memory, and their body language was like a sick patient unconsciously.

Kaka thought for a while and stopped in front of Xia Qi.

"Kaka, go away, you are my idol, I have always admired you since I was a child. I don't want to hit you, it hurts my heart when I hit you!"

"Hehe! So you like men." Bonera couldn't help but sarcastically said.

Kaka turned her head and cursed: "Your mouth is really stinky!"

What a cheap mouth!When is it, still causing trouble!

Then he said to Xia Qi: "Don't say that you have worshiped me since childhood, I am younger than you, can Ricardo..."

Bonera suddenly laughed dryly, snatched the bench from Karadze, and slammed it viciously at his left arm.

"what!"

"What are you doing?"

"Ricciardo, we play football. Legs are very important. I give you my hands. Believe it or not, I have no ill will towards your family. I just want to win."

Bonera is indeed tougher than Wolf King Garnett.

Some people have a bad mouth, but others are okay!

Xia Qi nodded, and brushed off his clothes!
"Wait! What happened to the ball?"

Of course, Xia Qi couldn't talk about the system. He thought for a while and said, "The human body has one hundred and eight acupuncture points. Find a book on traditional Chinese medicine and you will understand."

Chinese medicine is very mysterious and mysterious in the eyes of foreigners, but it is more respected than Chinese.

He knows that these foreigners don't need to be fooled by facts, so don't be invited to drink tea by the Ninth District.

He walked up to the horse team and pressed his tiger's mouth and said, "This is Ma's lair."

rubbed gently,
Maldini felt numb and numb all over, so sour, he couldn't help moaning, what a shame!

So amazing?

Everyone also rubbed their tiger's mouth lightly, but there was no reaction.

Looking at Xia Qi with a blank face,

Seeing that Kaka also looked eager for knowledge, he pulled his elbow, grabbed the tip of the elbow and said gently, "This is the ear nerve."

Kaka shouted: "It hurts! It hurts!" The pain from the nerves behind the ear to the jaw was like a toothache pulling the nerves.

Seeing Kaka's painful and distorted expression, the few people who had been beaten by football smiled happily... It's better to suffer alone than to suffer alone.

"Is this mystical Chinese medicine?"

"Yes, hit the ball on these acupoints..." Before he finished speaking, the door of the locker room was knocked open by the generals of Inter Milan, and then the people inside and outside stared wide-eyed...

Quaresma is still alive, and he is chatting cordially with AC Milan players. Although the venue is not harmonious, the two sides of the conversation are absolutely harmonious...

Fake news kills people...

What happened in the AC Milan dressing room has become a sealed secret.

Since the AC Milan club did not appeal, Shaqi was not punished by the league committee, but he was banned by Inter Milan for three games.

(End of this chapter)