I really don't want to rebel

Chapter 63 Happy Football Package
Wang Sankuai experienced great sorrow and joy today.Cry heart-piercingly when in great sorrow, and laugh heartily when in great joy.

Wang San was about to drink too much, and suddenly jumped up, cursing: "I'm going to fuck Liu Changwen's eighteen generations of ancestors!"

Wang Sankuai didn't know what was causing the wind, and shouted: "I have a mouth that can open the gate of heaven, and I have a mouth that can kill immortals."

The villagers in the two villages are not enough to listen to their heads, they are suffocated!They all started talking nonsense.

The villagers whispered to each other and talked a lot.

"Wang Sankuai, what's wrong?"

"I don't know, I'm usually an honest person."

"Shut up! Sankuai couldn't hold his breath today, let him finish his sentence." The head of Xiaoguan Village was very calm, and took a sip of Erguotou.

"Boom!"

I saw Wang Sankuai holding a wine bottle, stepped on the table with one foot, and shouted loudly: "Fight against the Three Thousand Emperors with only one mouth, and push the Fourteen States with your lips."

"There are 300 million mouth gods in the world, and you must lower your eyebrows when you meet me."

"The top of the mouth is proud of the world. My mouth comes first and then the sky."

"For 3 years, he has been able to speak like a river, but his lips are as big as the sky and shake the world."

"When the yin and yang reverse, I will curse you with my words!"

Jiang Yunfan stared blankly at Wang Sankuai, who was exhaling the fragrance, and couldn't help sighing: "Heaven did not give birth to him, Wang Sankuai, his spray is like a long night!"

Wang Sankuai's mouth is so fierce that the dead can speak alive.

Jiang Yunfan's eyes sparkled, Wang Sankuai is definitely a talent!

If I go to the county or the capital in the future, and I see someone I don't like, I can just call Wang Sankuai over and tell them a story, which will relieve my resentment more than a slap in the face.

If you slap him in the face, he will lose some face. If you take Wang San away quickly, it will not be a matter of face. Otherwise, the reputation of the whole family will suffer a huge blow.

The head of Xiaoguan Village and the head of Anping Village came hand in hand and said in unison, "Young Master Jiang, I have something to ask for."

When Jiang Yunfan saw the two village chiefs arriving, he sat upright and asked, "I wonder what the two village chiefs are doing? Anyone who can help me will definitely help."

"To be honest, there is a temple between our two villages, which enshrines our ancestor Qin Juren in Xiaoguan Village. However, the people in Anping Village also claim that he is their ancestor. Our two villages have been fighting over this matter for more than 50 years. Yes. Please ask Mr. Jiang to uphold justice." said the head of Xiaoguan Village.

The village chief of Anping Village was furious when he heard the words, and said: "The Qin Juren enshrined in the temple is obviously the ancestor of our village, and you Xiaoguan Village are really shameless! Mr. Jiang, give me an idea, and everyone in Anping Village will listen to it." Your!"

Jiang Yunfan frowned and asked, "Where are the descendants of Qin Juren living now?"

"In our Xiaoguan Village!" The head of Xiaoguan Village replied.

"In our Anping Village!" The head of Anping Village replied.

The head of Xiaoguan Village said: "Our Qin family in Xiaoguan Village is the direct descendant of Qin Ju, and your Qin family in Anping Village is just a descendant of a concubine, and your bloodline is not right!"

The village chief of Anping Village did not give way at all: "Our Qin family in Anping Village is the orthodox bloodline! Although your Qin family in Xiaoguan Village is a direct descendant, your descendants have no power to succeed, and the descendant 50 years ago was adopted, and the bloodline is long gone! Our Anping Village Although it is a concubine, but the roots are red and the seedlings are upright, Qin Juren should be the ancestors of our village!"

Jiang Yunfan rubbed his head, this kind of thing is the most troublesome thing, the public is right and the woman is right, it is very difficult for you, you can't split the temple, half a village!

Jiang Yunfan felt a little uncomfortable, thinking of the big rebellion system, he thought: "System, draw a lottery!"

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for getting the happy football package]

【Happy Football Package: Including Happy Football, Pump, Air Needle】

【Happy Soccer: Soccer made with great craftsmanship, strong and durable, with a lifespan of up to 5 years】

[Pump: used to inflate]

[Air needle: an item used to connect the happy football and the pump]

[Happy football package price: 5 taels of silver]

"Buy two packages! Add them to the system mall list." Jiang Yunfan said.

【Ding!Current property 1400 taels of silver]

Jiang Yunfan got the Happy Football Package, which was a great thing. After thinking about it for a while, he came up with a great idea.

Jiang Yunfan asked: "Is Qin Juren a Wenju person?"

The head of Xiaoguan Village shook his head and said, "Young Master Jiang doesn't know that Qin Juren is not an ordinary juren master, but a civil and military juren!"

Jiang Yunfan rubbed his head, he knew it wouldn't be that simple.

Two villages contend for one ancestor, this kind of thing has been going on since ancient times, but the reason why they can continue to compete is because the two villages have their own strengths.

Jiang Yunfan smiled and said, "I have a suggestion. Since the Qin family in the two villages is descended from Qin Juren, why not both villages worship the temple together?"

The village chief of Xiaoguancun said: "We used to worship together, but since 50 years ago, the descendants of Qin Juren separated and started fighting, and there has been no result until now."

The village head of Anping Village said: "Although the Qin family in Anping Village is a concubine, the blood is pure, while the blood in Xiaoguan Village is broken. Although the surname is Qin, there is no blood. Our two villages hold their own opinions and have always It's up to now."

Jiang Yunfan smiled and said, "So I have another idea. Wouldn't it be better for the two villages to take turns worshiping Qin Juren? I can also see that the villagers of Xiaoguan are tough and the villagers of Anping are graceful and graceful. Wouldn’t it be better for one village to enshrine it for one month and another village to enshrine it next month?”

"Then Mr. Jiang, who of us will worship first?" The head of Xiaoguan Village was straightforward.

After all, it is a big question of face who will be enshrined first.

Jiang Yunfan smiled and said: "Why don't the two villages compete to decide who will worship in the first month?"

"Okay, what I'm not afraid of the most in Anping Village is the competition! You can pick any poem, song or poem you want!" said the head of Anping Village.

"Who said that competition requires literary combat? Wouldn't it be better than fisting, kicking and arching horses?" The head of Xiaoguan Village didn't give in at all.

Jiang Yunfan laughed and said, "That's better than football!"

"football?"

"football?"

The two village chiefs asked: "Young Master Jiang, do you know what this football is?"

Jiang Yunfan said: "Football is a ball game, and it can be called the number one sport in the world. It is a very influential individual sport. A standard football match consists of two teams each sending 10 players and a goalkeeper, a total of 1 people. Confrontation and attack on a rectangular grass field. The purpose of the football game is to try to shoot the football into the opponent's goal. Each goal scored will get one point. When the game is over, the team with more points wins."

"So, wouldn't our Anping Village suffer a lot?" The head of Anping Village frowned.

Jiang Yunfan said with a smile: "That's not true. Football is a physical confrontation, but it is also a confrontation of formations! A good formation can bring huge advantages, and it is not just a matter of physical strength that can win."

"If that's the case, then our village agrees." The head of Anping Village agreed after a little thought.

"Our village also agreed. When is the competition?"

Jiang Yunfan smiled and said: "The two village chiefs don't need to worry, I will teach you how to play later. The two village chiefs have a whole day tomorrow for the villagers to practice. What do you two think about the competition before the temple?"

"Yes." The two village chiefs replied at the same time.

It was getting late, and the villagers from the two villages had already gone home one after another. Wang Sanqi was very drunk and was carried back.

Jiang Yunfan took the two village chiefs back to Jiangfu, pretended to search for a long time in his small courtyard, and took out two footballs.

Jiang Yunfan took out two happy footballs and handed them to the two village chiefs, and told them how to play in detail.

Jiang Yunfan also demonstrated in person, flying up with a kick. The football drew a beautiful arc, hit the wall, and then landed on the roof.

I was very embarrassed. I wanted to show off, but the football hit the roof.

Jiang Yunfan shouted helplessly: "Zhang Tao, go get a ladder!"

Zhang Tao brought a ladder, put the ladder on the courtyard wall, climbed up to the roof along the courtyard wall, and threw the football down.

It didn't take long for the two village chiefs to say goodbye to Jiang Yunfan, and went back to the village with high spirits.

(End of this chapter)