The toughest man in the NBA

Chapter 145 Da Sao Man, You Are Really Awesome!

Chapter 145 Da Sao Man, You Are Really Awesome!
Tu Man raced all the way, and finally caught up with the team's bus.

Seeing him sweating profusely, all the animals in the cart showed evil smiles.

Nash moved over, wrapped his arms around his neck, and said with a smile:
"Which coquettish slut ate our little virgin?"

Tu Man frowned and said:
"Go away, you are a virgin!"

Nash gave a meaningful "Oh" and said wretchedly:

"Yo, not anymore!"

Everyone laughed.

Robin suddenly interjected:
"No, I saw those girls were still in the manor this morning, but Tu Man was not there. Maybe this kid ran back and masturbated secretly?"

Richardson groaned strangely:
"Yes, yes, this kid left alone last night, I saw it!"

Tu Man said angrily:

"Fart, you guys masturbate!"

Robin didn't believe it, shaking his explosive head, and said suspiciously:

"The girls are all at Steve's house, you didn't masturbate, did you sleep with a man?"

Tu Man narrowed his eyes and said viciously:

"Robin, I think you're jumping a bit, do you want to single out?"

Robin shrank his neck and asked weakly:
"Then where have you been?"

Tu Man said angrily:
"Where else can I go? I went to the hotel and I put Emma Watson to sleep!"

"what……"

Everyone hissed contemptuously.

And Emma Watson, bragging without drafting!

Nash said with a tone of hatred for iron and steel:

"I got you a carload of young models, you are fine, you go to the hotel to watch children's movies, and you masturbate to celebrities, can you be a little bit promising?"

Tu Man pouted his neck and said:
“Really, that woman is really named Emma Watson!”

Richardson pursed his lips and said:

"Okay, then you give her a call!"

Tu Man slapped his head:
"Oops, I forgot to ask for the phone number!"

The animals immediately dispersed, doing what they should do.

This clumsy acting skill, I don't even bother to expose him...

Tu Man didn't make any more excuses, didn't he just pick up a girl, what's there to show off?
Pick up the phone, search for "Emma Watson", and flip through the bright and moving photos, a smile appears on the corner of the mouth, is it really Hermione?

Close your eyes and click on the exchange system.

Just now I saw that the NBA officially announced the best rookie and best player in April. There is Tuman's name in it, and there is another meat to redeem!

The Suns had 8 wins and 6 losses in 2 games in April.

Tuman dominated seven games, and played for three seconds in the last game. All the statistics were zero, which directly lowered the bonus brought by 82 points and 58 rebounds.

Even so, his data is also thriving, in terms of points, rebounds and blocks, no one can match it!
The best player of the month in the Eastern Conference was given to LeBron James. The Heat had 5 wins and 1 loss. Zhan Huang was gaining momentum, averaging:
28.5 points, 6.8 rebounds, 8 assists, 2.8 steals.

In addition to the savagery in the West, Kevin Durant is also very good, averaging:
26.8 points, 7.3 rebounds, 2 assists, Thunder 5 wins and 3 losses.

The best rookie of the month in the East is John Wall, averaging 19.4 points, 6 assists, and 3 steals per game, but the Wizards are 23 wins and 59 losses, third from the bottom in the East.

Blake Griffin averaged 23.3, 12 rebounds, and 5 assists per game in April. The Clippers were 32 wins and 50 losses, third from the bottom in the West.

These guys have made the foil for the brutal, and he averaged in April:
31.5 points, 24.3 rebounds, 3.6 blocks!
With this kind of data comparable to the ancient behemoth Wilt Chamberlain, there is no dispute that he won the best rookie and the best player in the Western Conference in April at the same time!
The media also cited the average data of Tuman's 60 regular season games this season:
Averaged 32.8 points per game, ranked second Kevin Durant 27.7 points.

Averaged 16 rebounds per game, ranked second Kevin Love 15.2.

The average of 5.6 blocks per game is even more awesome, more than double the 2.6 of the second-ranked Andrew Bogut!
What is rolling?

If the Suns' record hadn't been pulled back, with this kind of data, Tu Man would undoubtedly be the strongest contender for the MVP of the regular season!
Despite this, he also beat Warcraft, Zhan Huang, Adu and Kobe in the regular season MVP prediction list, and he is only behind Derrick Rose!

The best player of the month gave 5 pieces of meat, the best rookie of the month gave 3 pieces of meat, plus 21 pieces of stock, Tuman now has 29 pieces of spare muscle exchange authority.

However, he only exchanged the remaining gracilis, adductor minor and obturator external muscles on the thigh, using up the authority of 6 pieces of meat.

There are 23 yuan left, so I stayed.

Accelerated frostbite is now so beating, there is no time pattern to speak of, and there is no honor during the offseason, what should I do when the disease occurs?
Now the two legs are already golden.

Dallasites, die!

The first night, the whole team was drunk, and Gentry was a little weak in the waist and knees. He didn't arrange training, and hurried into the hotel, and let the animals fall asleep.

On the morning of April 4st.

In the closed training hall of the American Airlines Center Arena, the Suns began their pre-war mobilization.

Gentry made a pot of chicken soup...

Below, below is gone.

There is no talk of tactics, and no targeted defensive arrangements.

In fact, Gentry is not the same, the lineup and style of the two teams are seriously incompatible:

The Mavericks are a standard jump shot team this season, with a wide offense and a lack of inside scoring.

But the Suns are stronger than the inside defense, and the outside line is almost equal to zero. The veterans such as Nash, Hill, Turkoglu, and Richardson basically can't count on it...

Since you can't defend against it, it's better to attack.

Fortunately, in the last few games, the shooters all seemed to be recovering, and they didn't feel afraid of each other. When the time comes, you will slash me and I will stab you. It depends on who can resist the beating!
The training scene was very relaxed, shooting three-pointers from the outside, practicing free throws from the inside, Nash didn't practice anything, and walked around the sidelines with a basketball in each hand...

A day of training passed easily.

It was getting late, and the Suns players walked out of the American Airlines Center arena shoulder to shoulder. The bus stopped at the gate, and they would be transported back to the hotel together.

Today, no running around is allowed.

Tu Man was about to get on the bus when a horn sounded, and the Toyota Prius next to the bus suddenly started, and the high beams came on, making everyone dizzy.

The car swished, and Tu Man bumped into it!
While everyone was exclaiming, Tu Man had no time to dodge, but when he heard a "creak", the car stopped less than an inch away from Tu Man's legs.

Gentry came out more and more, and was about to go forward to argue, but Tu Man suddenly pulled him back, turned around and said with a smile:

"Coach, I have to take a leave of absence, my girl is here to pick me up!"

With that said, he opened the car door and got in.

Gentry hesitated to speak, but Sumait shouted:

"Boy, take it easy! There is a game tomorrow, so don't be late!"

Tu Man waved his hand:
"Don't worry, coach!"

Close the door, the car turned around, and a cloud of smoke flew away...

Gentry turned around, and a group of animals gasped behind him. Richardson said with a gaping mouth:
"Is this, really, really, Emma Watson?"

Robin exclaimed:
"Big Sao Man, you're so awesome!"

(End of this chapter)

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