The toughest man in the NBA
Chapter 191 Three pairs in hand, I have the world
Chapter 191 Three pairs in hand, I have the world
Los Angeles, Staples Center locker room.
Andrew Bynum had headphones hanging on his head, and manic heavy metal leaked out of them, but this did not stop Bynum from frantically clicking icons on the tablet.
After a while, he suddenly felt a little hot.
Raising his head, he saw that everyone was looking at him with burning eyes, half smiles but not smiles.
Seems to show a little pity again?
Bynum took off his earphones blankly:
"what happened?"
Matt Barnes laughed out loud, and two words popped out of his mouth:
"bed bugs!"
Bynum was furious, stood up suddenly, raised his fist the size of a sandbag, and was about to let this bastard know why the flowers are so popular?
Artest laughed so hard that he reminded him out of breath:
"That's not what Matt said, don't hit him!"
Bynum stopped in his tracks and heard Kobe say coldly:
"Silly beep, watch the video yourself!"
Seeing that Bynum was still in a daze, Gasol couldn't bear it.
He handed over his own tablet, and slid it to the place where Tu Man breathed out the fragrance:
"No, no, no, he's not a little shark, he's just a loach! Oh no, he's not even a loach, he's barely an earthworm, or a bug!"
"Andrew doesn't deserve Kobe's shoes...!"
"An idiot who wants a body without a body, a skill without a skill, and a brain without a brain..."
"How does this crappy bug show its ugliness..."
Bynum's face was swollen purple, and the veins on his neck were throbbing.
After hearing the last word from Tu Man, he suddenly let out a roar of "Wow" and exploded the tablet with a punch...
"Hey, that's mine!"
Gasol screamed and stretched his hands forward, but it was already too late.
Holding his head in pain:
Why should I pity the fool, oh no bug?
Could it be that what Tu Man said was wrong?
My 120G!
Bynum was still angry, and he punched the cabinet again, screaming:
"Tu Man, I'm going to kill you!"
Kobe said coldly:
"Either, kill him now, or get out of here! This is Staples, let me stop for a while, understand?"
Bynum clenched his fists and stared at Kobe viciously. The Black Mamba never flinched, but glanced back coldly...
In less than three seconds, Bynum walked out of the locker room dejectedly.
"Coward!"
Kobe curled his lips in dissatisfaction.
Bryant is not disgusted with Tu Man's remarks.
Since winning two consecutive championships, Bynum, a sophomore in high school, has drifted away. The media said he was "Shark II", and he believed it. He really thought he was the future of Los Angeles?
Kobe had long since disliked him.
The past, present, and future of Los Angeles have always had one and only one choice, and that is——
Kobe Bryant!
That kid was right!
The corner of Kobe's mouth raised a vague arc, this bug is not worthy to lift a shoe for a fat man, and a fat man is not worthy to lift a shoe for an old man...
In the game with the Warriors that day, Bynum looked like a crazy tiger.
In less than 1 minute of playing, he elbowed Kwame Brown on the opposite side and sent him away.
Of course, he didn't fall well either.
Second-degree flagrant foul, expulsion.
Bynum was so furious that he didn't end obediently. Instead, he rushed to the referee and raised his fist the size of a sandbag...
The staff rushed forward to save the poor referee.
The Lakers fans were very disappointed. After watching the ESPN interview, they all waited for Bynum to rise up and slap Tu Man in the face...
Who knows?
Bynum suspended for one game!
Tu Man didn't know that Bynum was so funny, otherwise he would definitely add:
"Look, what did you guys pick last season?"
He is concocting Aldridge with all his heart. Since he has thrown the entire league's centers and power forwards into the trash can, he will naturally do something.
Otherwise, others would think he is a talker!
Aldridge was in a lot of pain. In the few times they played against each other last season, Tuman always played against Camby, and gave him a block when he defended the most.
This personal service, he realized the pain of Camby last season.
This riding horse is not human, it is simply a T-800, who can handle it?
Tu Man brushed seven caps on him, Aldridge retreated all the way from the paint area, and escaped beyond the three-point line, Tu Man still refused to let go...
Not only him, but Gerald Wallace, who is the top iron, also ate six caps.
As Elvis Presley, he no longer knew what shooting was, so Natou rushed to the basket!
Back to hit the hat, back to not remember.
Sure enough, a real man with iron blood!
After six caps, Gerald Wallace finally came to his senses:
Tuman is not human!
He said I was trash?
Then-
Trash it!
In the audience, Gerald Wallace made 6 of 0 shots, only scored 0 points, 1 assist, 2 rebounds, 3 steals, 4 fouls...
Paul Allen's eyes were red with anger.
I'm spending my money on a horse, and I invite you, a god, to play dream tractors?
Aldridge made 14 of 2 shots, 4 points, 1 assist and 5 rebounds.
Camby also scored zero, but Tu Man was merciful and didn't block him, but Yao Ming's hands were itchy, the ball was in front of his eyes, how could he be an All-Star if he didn't block?
Camby ate four hot pot meals, Yao Ming three, and Yi Jianlian one.
Crying, bullying the elderly like this, does anyone care?
Yao Ming and Nash continued to clock in two quarters. Yi Jianlian played 30 minutes and scored a game-high 37 points, 8 rebounds and 1 block.
Tu Man didn't score much, only 18 points, but grabbed 25 rebounds.
Also, 15 blocks!
The tastes of Phoenix fans have changed. Since Tuman performed fancy dunks at every home court last season, they suddenly felt:
Dunk, that's all...
So they started to like to watch blocks. From Tuman's fifth block, the fans in the audience kept shouting:
"Tu Man, come one more!"
When other arenas yelled "one more", most of them were three-pointers. The Suns fans were too ruthless. What they wanted was a bloody cap!
So, when they shouted "one more", the Blazers players' calves began to shake, and everyone was in danger.
Afraid that I am that person...
For the first time in his life, Aldridge felt that he didn't want to be the leader. Since Brandon Roy retired, he has become the well-deserved leader of the Blazers.
But today, he loathes this position extremely.
If it weren't for the boss of the team, how could there be so many endless ball rights in his hands?
If it wasn't for the boss of the team, how could he bite the bullet and make a move when he was blocked by Tu Man?
in case……
The Blazers died miserably, and the final score was:
65:107
Tu Man smiled like a child weighing two hundred catties, others thought he had scored another 100 points!
In fact, he has found a solution:
Yi Jianlian scored and he stewed hot pot.
How good is it to score less?
It can not only create opportunities for the United Arab Emirates, but also hide the shortcomings that they can't make free throws, just like there is no free throw this time, how great!
As long as the rebound and block data come up, are you afraid that there will be no place in the All-Star Game?
Three pairs in hand, I have the world!
(End of this chapter)
Los Angeles, Staples Center locker room.
Andrew Bynum had headphones hanging on his head, and manic heavy metal leaked out of them, but this did not stop Bynum from frantically clicking icons on the tablet.
After a while, he suddenly felt a little hot.
Raising his head, he saw that everyone was looking at him with burning eyes, half smiles but not smiles.
Seems to show a little pity again?
Bynum took off his earphones blankly:
"what happened?"
Matt Barnes laughed out loud, and two words popped out of his mouth:
"bed bugs!"
Bynum was furious, stood up suddenly, raised his fist the size of a sandbag, and was about to let this bastard know why the flowers are so popular?
Artest laughed so hard that he reminded him out of breath:
"That's not what Matt said, don't hit him!"
Bynum stopped in his tracks and heard Kobe say coldly:
"Silly beep, watch the video yourself!"
Seeing that Bynum was still in a daze, Gasol couldn't bear it.
He handed over his own tablet, and slid it to the place where Tu Man breathed out the fragrance:
"No, no, no, he's not a little shark, he's just a loach! Oh no, he's not even a loach, he's barely an earthworm, or a bug!"
"Andrew doesn't deserve Kobe's shoes...!"
"An idiot who wants a body without a body, a skill without a skill, and a brain without a brain..."
"How does this crappy bug show its ugliness..."
Bynum's face was swollen purple, and the veins on his neck were throbbing.
After hearing the last word from Tu Man, he suddenly let out a roar of "Wow" and exploded the tablet with a punch...
"Hey, that's mine!"
Gasol screamed and stretched his hands forward, but it was already too late.
Holding his head in pain:
Why should I pity the fool, oh no bug?
Could it be that what Tu Man said was wrong?
My 120G!
Bynum was still angry, and he punched the cabinet again, screaming:
"Tu Man, I'm going to kill you!"
Kobe said coldly:
"Either, kill him now, or get out of here! This is Staples, let me stop for a while, understand?"
Bynum clenched his fists and stared at Kobe viciously. The Black Mamba never flinched, but glanced back coldly...
In less than three seconds, Bynum walked out of the locker room dejectedly.
"Coward!"
Kobe curled his lips in dissatisfaction.
Bryant is not disgusted with Tu Man's remarks.
Since winning two consecutive championships, Bynum, a sophomore in high school, has drifted away. The media said he was "Shark II", and he believed it. He really thought he was the future of Los Angeles?
Kobe had long since disliked him.
The past, present, and future of Los Angeles have always had one and only one choice, and that is——
Kobe Bryant!
That kid was right!
The corner of Kobe's mouth raised a vague arc, this bug is not worthy to lift a shoe for a fat man, and a fat man is not worthy to lift a shoe for an old man...
In the game with the Warriors that day, Bynum looked like a crazy tiger.
In less than 1 minute of playing, he elbowed Kwame Brown on the opposite side and sent him away.
Of course, he didn't fall well either.
Second-degree flagrant foul, expulsion.
Bynum was so furious that he didn't end obediently. Instead, he rushed to the referee and raised his fist the size of a sandbag...
The staff rushed forward to save the poor referee.
The Lakers fans were very disappointed. After watching the ESPN interview, they all waited for Bynum to rise up and slap Tu Man in the face...
Who knows?
Bynum suspended for one game!
Tu Man didn't know that Bynum was so funny, otherwise he would definitely add:
"Look, what did you guys pick last season?"
He is concocting Aldridge with all his heart. Since he has thrown the entire league's centers and power forwards into the trash can, he will naturally do something.
Otherwise, others would think he is a talker!
Aldridge was in a lot of pain. In the few times they played against each other last season, Tuman always played against Camby, and gave him a block when he defended the most.
This personal service, he realized the pain of Camby last season.
This riding horse is not human, it is simply a T-800, who can handle it?
Tu Man brushed seven caps on him, Aldridge retreated all the way from the paint area, and escaped beyond the three-point line, Tu Man still refused to let go...
Not only him, but Gerald Wallace, who is the top iron, also ate six caps.
As Elvis Presley, he no longer knew what shooting was, so Natou rushed to the basket!
Back to hit the hat, back to not remember.
Sure enough, a real man with iron blood!
After six caps, Gerald Wallace finally came to his senses:
Tuman is not human!
He said I was trash?
Then-
Trash it!
In the audience, Gerald Wallace made 6 of 0 shots, only scored 0 points, 1 assist, 2 rebounds, 3 steals, 4 fouls...
Paul Allen's eyes were red with anger.
I'm spending my money on a horse, and I invite you, a god, to play dream tractors?
Aldridge made 14 of 2 shots, 4 points, 1 assist and 5 rebounds.
Camby also scored zero, but Tu Man was merciful and didn't block him, but Yao Ming's hands were itchy, the ball was in front of his eyes, how could he be an All-Star if he didn't block?
Camby ate four hot pot meals, Yao Ming three, and Yi Jianlian one.
Crying, bullying the elderly like this, does anyone care?
Yao Ming and Nash continued to clock in two quarters. Yi Jianlian played 30 minutes and scored a game-high 37 points, 8 rebounds and 1 block.
Tu Man didn't score much, only 18 points, but grabbed 25 rebounds.
Also, 15 blocks!
The tastes of Phoenix fans have changed. Since Tuman performed fancy dunks at every home court last season, they suddenly felt:
Dunk, that's all...
So they started to like to watch blocks. From Tuman's fifth block, the fans in the audience kept shouting:
"Tu Man, come one more!"
When other arenas yelled "one more", most of them were three-pointers. The Suns fans were too ruthless. What they wanted was a bloody cap!
So, when they shouted "one more", the Blazers players' calves began to shake, and everyone was in danger.
Afraid that I am that person...
For the first time in his life, Aldridge felt that he didn't want to be the leader. Since Brandon Roy retired, he has become the well-deserved leader of the Blazers.
But today, he loathes this position extremely.
If it weren't for the boss of the team, how could there be so many endless ball rights in his hands?
If it wasn't for the boss of the team, how could he bite the bullet and make a move when he was blocked by Tu Man?
in case……
The Blazers died miserably, and the final score was:
65:107
Tu Man smiled like a child weighing two hundred catties, others thought he had scored another 100 points!
In fact, he has found a solution:
Yi Jianlian scored and he stewed hot pot.
How good is it to score less?
It can not only create opportunities for the United Arab Emirates, but also hide the shortcomings that they can't make free throws, just like there is no free throw this time, how great!
As long as the rebound and block data come up, are you afraid that there will be no place in the All-Star Game?
Three pairs in hand, I have the world!
(End of this chapter)
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