The toughest man in the NBA

Chapter 22 Run, Little Boy

On July 7, with the end of the Las Vegas Summer League, the NBA officially announced the ownership of the major awards of this league.

Of course, the biggest winner among them is undoubtedly Tu Man, who led the team to win all five games and win the summer league championship.

In five games, Tuman averaged 27.6 points, 15 rebounds, and 8 blocks per game. Although these statistics are explosive, they still belong to the human category.

However, Tu Man's field goal percentage reached an outrageous 81.5%. If it weren't for the third performance of "Skyhook" which lowered his field goal percentage, this percentage could still go up!

Tu Man perfectly explained his theory:
Among all the offensive methods today, the closest to 100% shooting is the dunk.

In fact, everyone on earth knows it.

But Tu Man is very confident, he thinks this theory should be named——

The law of savagery!

Under the halo of Tuman, the statistics of other people seem so ordinary, such as the champion Lang John Wall, who played four games and averaged 23.5 points and 7.8 assists per game.

In previous years, this has been excellent.

But when people see this data, they just want to say the three words that men are most afraid of——

not enough!
A good friend of the No. 14.5 pick, DeMarcus Cousins, known as the "NCAA No. 9.8 Center", averaged [-] points and [-] rebounds per game.

As for blocking caps, I don't care if I'm a floor player.

Of course, this is just a summer league with no gold content. The Kentucky Five, who are expensive lottery picks, must not be playing seriously.

But who cares?

With such explosive statistics, Tu Man got the Summer League MVP and the Summer League Rookie of the Year as he wished. Of course, he was selected as the Summer League Best Rookie along with John Wall, DeMarcus Cousins ​​and a few others. Good lineup.

Looking at the three honor boards that had turned golden yellow and kept flashing on the exchange panel, Tu Man salivated, wishing to exchange that red femur immediately.

In the end, prudence triumphed over lust.

It's a rare form of self-control that can sometimes even save a dog's life.

After all, Tu Man didn't stare blankly at the press conference, but he didn't satisfy the reporter's curiosity because he was absent-minded. He just praised the Las Vegas fans, saying they were very cute.

He didn't even say something, I'm the worst, you are too blind, ignore it, can't afford it, and other conventional routines, this is too abnormal!
He still pretended to be a dog on the road, but when he got home, he couldn't help it.

The impatient Tu Man didn't even have time to change his clothes, so he immediately jumped into the bedroom and locked himself inside.

In fact, he doesn't have to do this, Lao Tu hasn't closed the stall yet, Sister Tao hasn't left work, and there isn't even a ghost in the house, what are you afraid of?

Xinxin opened the redemption panel, clicked on the blinking "Summer League MVP", and the long-lost notification sounded:

"Congratulations to the host for winning the MVP of the summer league. Now you can exchange any bone or two muscles in your body. Please choose..."

Tu Man reached out to point out the skeleton diagram, the femur of his left leg was still red!
After thinking about it, I stopped again.

How amazing the human body is, symmetry is everywhere.

The novice gift pack almost suffered a loss. This time, both sides must be changed together, that would be perfect. If only one side is changed, if it is asymmetrical, wouldn’t it be lame?
It's better to see what the other two have given. Tu Man really doesn't have much confidence in the two honors that rank second and third from the bottom.

So he rubbed his big hands, took another breath, and clicked on the blinking "Summer League Best Rookie", and the pleasant notification sounded again:
"Congratulations to the host for being the best rookie in the summer league. Now you can exchange any bone or two muscles in your body. Please choose..."

"Pretty!"

Although the ranking has been moved one place later, the rewards are the same, and the system still generously gifted a bone, which is really timely!
Tu Man snapped his fingers, clicked on the skeleton diagram, clicked on the light red femur on the left, and clicked on the same position on the right femur.

A pleasant reminder sounded:
"The host is about to consume two bone exchange privileges. If you choose to exchange both femurs, it cannot be changed once exchanged. Please click again to confirm if you want to exchange!"

Tu Man clicked on both femurs again, a golden light flashed on the panel, and the two long white bones turned golden yellow in an instant!
After closing the exchange panel, Tu Man lay straight on the bed, ready to welcome the arrival of "the hardest femur in human beings". Suddenly, a hot current rushed straight down from his hips and rushed over his knees...

Tu Man was startled, a carp straightened up and jumped up from the bed.

Touching the crotch, it's okay, it's okay...

On a horse!
How could it be this feeling?

I thought I was incontinent!

At this time, he suddenly realized that something was wrong, why the pants were so short?

Suddenly grow taller?
No, the legs have grown longer!

Tu Man clicked on the exchange panel and looked at the pair of slender golden femurs. Unexpectedly, there is such an unexpected joy in exchanging bones!

After being silly for a while, Tu Man became entangled again.

The exchange is really cool for a while, but how can I explain it to Sister Tao?

It may not be easy for others to find out, and Lao Tu can be considered careless, but what does Sister Tao do?

She couldn't even poke Tu Man's nose hair out, but she remembered it clearly, so how could she not notice that he had grown a lot taller?

After playing summer league for a few days, I grew two inches taller, with an average of one centimeter per day?

What a joke!
Let’s be honest, Lao Tu is so addicted to alcohol, and Sister Tao loves to show off so much, she’ll be bald one day if she doesn’t have enough money, Americans are so bad, and the Abnormal People Research Center will be the home...

For now, the only way is to run away!

Grabbing the wallet, mobile phone, and charger, Tu Man ran out of the house in a panic as if his butt was burned, stopped a taxi and dodged in.

The black uncle who was driving turned his head and exclaimed:
"Wow, boy, you are so tall!"

Tu Manzheng was very flustered. He was startled, his hands shook, and his phone fell into the gap between the seats. He managed to dig it out, and stammered:
"This, you have seen all this, can you see it?"

The uncle driver gave him a dissatisfied look:
"Nonsense, I'm not blind. By the way, you are so tall, aren't you Yao?"

Tu Man was relieved, it seemed that he was overly nervous, the uncle said "grow taller", not "grow taller"...

The uncle driver didn't hear Tu Man's words, so he replied by himself:

"I don't think so, you are too thin."

After being silent for a while, the uncle suddenly remembered something again, and called back:

"Haha, I got it!"

Tu Man's tailbone tightened, and he asked nervously:
"What do you know?"

The uncle laughed and said:

"You are not Yao, you are Yi!"

Tu Man heaved a sigh of relief and said with a smile:
"Uncle, I'm not Yi, I'm much more handsome than him!"

The uncle driver turned his head, took a serious look, shook his head and said:

"Boy, you are too confident!"

Tu Man said angrily:

"What kind of eyes do you have, drive your car properly!"

(End of this chapter)