The toughest man in the NBA

Chapter 226 The Stone Buddha Smiles, Blood Flows

Seeing the grievance on Bosh's face, the commentary seats at the scene burst into laughter.

The magician smiled and said:
"Chris must be very regretful. He shouldn't have gone to the Heat. It would be great to be the king in Toronto. What kind of third brother do you have to be?"

Buckley patted the table and asked:

"Shaq, have you ever seen such an awesome player?"

O'Neal feigned surprise:
"Charles, are you talking about me?"

Barkley looked disgusted:
"What are you talking about, Erwin, your urine is yellowish, wake him up quickly..."

The magician frowned:

"I drink more water now, and my urine is not yellow."

O'Neill pinched the bottle with two fingers, and drank more than half of the bottle of mineral water like oral liquid:
"Erwin, is that so?"

The magician twitched with laughter:

"Shaq, we're talking about peeing, do you want to cooperate like this?"

Barkley slapped the table again:
"You two fat people, don't change the subject. I think Tu Man is too much. Have you ever seen a pervert who can command the opponent's players?"

O'Neal rubbed his chin:

"If I can block ten caps per game, maybe I can do it!"

Barkley dismantled immediately:
"Pull it down, Shaq! Don't talk about the opposite side, I'm afraid you can't even command your own shooting guard!"

The magician made up the knife with a smile:

"Shaq was directed by his own shooting guard..."

O'Neill said with a sad face:

"Erwin, I hate you!"

While talking, the second quarter has already started.

The lineups of both sides changed again.

East: Howard, Anthony, James, Wade, Deron

West: Tuman, Nowitzki, Durant, Kobe, Nash
Obviously Gentry hid Yao Ming, Yi Jianlian and Iguodala, and Tom Thibodeau was going to hide Rose and Luol Deng.

These are two bad embryos!

Tuman can be called Tu Shouxin, he still doesn't block dunks, and he doesn't even defend against others.

His goal is only to:

James, and Wade!

Driven by Tu Man and Kobe, the western team's defensive focus also shifted to them.

If others missed it, they missed it, and Tu Man didn't care anyway.

However, these two pests must bear the double team!
The bad "Janeway Connection" has never been successful. The Eastern players are afraid of harming Chi Yu, so they don't even set up a pick-and-roll for them.

Halfway through the second quarter, the score is:
65:64
The West still leads by one point.

Gentry replaced Nash and Nowitzki with Westbrook and Griffin, and Nash also put on the training uniform directly, announcing the end of the All-Star performance.

Tom Thibodeau replaced the Big Three of the Celtics again, partnering with Warcraft and Anthony.

James and Wade had towels on their heads, looking gloomy.

Tu Man is really bad!

As soon as Garnett came on stage, he immediately put his arms around Tuman's neck and asked quietly:
"Can you change your style of play?"

Tu Barbarian Joy:
"Uncle Kevin, have you prepared a big iron-blooded jumper?"

Garnett nodded.

Tu Man laughed and said:

"Okay, as you like!"

Make a trumpet with your hand and shout:
"Please pay attention to the good friends on the opposite side. I temporarily open the 6-minute air traffic control. If you need to shoot, hurry up..."

James' face darkened even more.

Horse riding, you will be open as soon as I play?

The fans at the scene are going crazy, why is this game like playing house?

We are still discussing it!

After not defending completely, both sides speed up at the same time.

The three-pointers were thrown out as if they didn't need money, and in just half a quarter, the score went straight to three digits!
Tu Man was so happy, it turns out that the offensive is the feast of the rebound?

In fact, it is a disadvantage to play the Eastern Conference like this. They have almost no offensive rebounds. Because of the perverted savages and absent-minded monsters, they also lost defensive rebounds at the same time...

One ebbs and another, the leading edge of the West is becoming more and more obvious!
At the end of the first half, the score becomes:

106:82
This is already a regular season score.

For the first time in NBA history, there were more than 188 points in a half.

If it continues like this, won't the final score soar to [-]?

But Tom Thibodeau quit!
As a defensive coach, he lost 106 points in the first half, which made him embarrassingly wear a pair of crocodile leather shoes. How can he play like this in the second half?
So, the second half took a turn for the worse.

The East replaced the Heat's Big Three, Hibbert and Deron, and took the lead in strictly guarding against death, with zone defense, marking, and double-teaming.

When James chased Westbrook, Tu Man was furious.

Give your face back?
He hammered his left chest and announced loudly:

No flying!

Gentry also took it seriously, replacing Duncan and Brother Yi, the Western Conference lineup became:

Tuman, Duncan, Iguodala, Kobe, Westbrook
Duncan walked onto the court and clapped his hands. When everyone gathered around, he said with a blank expression:
"Guys, are you ready for a catastrophe?"

The cattle all howled:

"Tragedies! Tragedy! Tragedy..."

Duncan pressed Tu Man's head, and whispered to him:
"On the offensive end, I'll play the fourth position. On the defensive end, it's you. Don't hold back!"

Tu brutally licked his lips:

"How about a [-]% cut?"

Duncan smiled:
"I am looking forward!"

Shi Buddha smiled, and the blood flowed freely.

The Eastern team was directly surrounded by dry circles. Tom Thibodeau kept calling timeouts, changing players, and even threw Rose out again, but he was still unable to form an effective offense...

Everyone in the Eastern team was under suffocating depression. It felt like this was not the All-Star Game, but the finals, or the fourth quarter of the tie-break of the finals!
With 10 caps and 8 steals in a single quarter, how can the ball be played on horseback?
In the commentary seat, the magician regretfully said:

"Tom is still inexperienced. He can't see such an obvious disadvantage. If he doesn't play a good exhibition game, he has to open Pandora's Box with his own hands!"

Barkley gloated and said:
"It's actually quite good to watch a half-time exhibition match and then a half-time massacre..."

In the third quarter, the West only allowed their opponents to score 8 points!
If you only look at the technical statistics, it's hard to imagine that this is the report card handed over by a group of top stars?

If you look at the game process, it is easier to accept:
Tu Man and Duncan's hot pot, bang bang...

Westbrook and Brother Yi's knives swish...

The emperor and Wade are striking the iron, bang bang...

Tu Man made a quasi triple-double in a single quarter:

10 points, 12 rebounds, 8 blocks, 4 assists, completed the task ahead of schedule.

Gentry has not been replaced, he is very dissatisfied with Tom Thibodeau.

If you don't play a good exhibition game, you want to go to heaven?

Come on, then I will send you to heaven!

With Duncan as the pivot and savagely dominating the basket, the Western Conference scored as easily as cutting melons and vegetables.

The eastern part is attacking but can't attack, and can't defend:

Kobe scored 14 points in a single quarter, Westbrook scored 12 points, Duncan scored 8 points, Iguodala scored 6 points...

The West scored 50 points in a single quarter!
At the end of the third quarter, the score becomes:

156:90
Tom Thibodeau was sweating, and he scored 66 points. Should it stop?

(End of this chapter)