The toughest man in the NBA
Chapter 252 Old Venomous Snake, Do You Dare to Become the Scoring Champion?
Chapter 252 Old Venomous Snake, Do You Dare to Become the Scoring Champion?
Salt Lake City.
Tu Man was soundly asleep when suddenly his cell phone rang.
Push it off and go back to sleep.
Ring again, press again.
It's still ringing, press it or not, it's endless, isn't it?
Tu Man didn't know what to do. He picked it up and looked at it. It was actually a video call from Emma, and he lost all sleepiness in an instant.
A pair of 40-meter-long scissors flickered in my mind...
Connected to the video, and said without watching:
"Emma, I was wrong, I was wrong everywhere, I was wrong, I was wrong..."
Before I finished speaking, I looked up:
On the opposite side, Emma was wearing a Hanfu, with a plum blossom on her forehead, her black pupils were as clear as autumn water, and her red lips were gorgeous. She said:
"Officer, I miss you!"
Tu Man had a lot of words stuck in his throat, and his heart was poked.
"Emma, I'm a scumbag."
Emma sighed and said aggrievedly:
"Yes, but I just like you, so what can I do?"
Tu Man never expected that Emma, who has always been strong, would actually use such a weak way in this matter?
How wronged does she feel when she talks like that?
He felt more and more guilty.
Tu Man's heart was broken, and he said firmly:
"Emma, I swear, if I..."
Emma interrupted him:
"No, no, no, don't swear, God is listening, don't talk nonsense!"
Tu Man scratched the back of his head, and said embarrassingly:
"Anyway, I don't do that anymore."
Emma sighed, with tears in her eyes, and said weakly:
"Don't say that, you athletes are always full of energy, and you are different from others. I am always away, and you are forbidden to go out for surfing, and it will suffocate you. I will feel bad..."
Seeing her aggrieved expression, for an instant, Tu Man felt that he was heinous.
This kind of person should be pulled out and shot for 10 minutes!
"Emma, just wait, I'll buy a ticket right away!"
Emma wiped her eyes and forced a smile:
"Don't come here, I'm here to shoot fairies, it can't be like taking medicine..."
This girl knows everything!
Tu Man didn't dare to speak anymore.
Emma suddenly asked:
"Tu Man, do you like me dressed like this?"
Tu Man hurriedly said:
"luv't!"
Emma smiled and blew a kiss:
"Go to sleep, isn't it still daylight in Salt Lake City?"
This girl is really clairvoyant!
Tu Man came to the window with his mobile phone, let her watch the night scene for a while, and said wretchedly to the camera:
"Emma, next time I will show you the night view of Salt Lake City, okay?"
Emma gave him a charming look. She was sitting on the rabbit, but she suddenly lifted her skirt, and hung up the video before Tu Man could speak.
Tu Man was dumbfounded, why is it another string of beads?
How did Emma know again!
Tu Man tossed and turned all night, his mind was full of all kinds of beads...
If you don't sleep well, the Jazz will be out of luck.
Paul Millsap and Al Horford, two guys who don't have much friendship, are bullied by him to the point of being shooting guards...
Fortunately, Gentry accepted it as soon as he saw it, and pushed Tu Man back to the bench in time.
Otherwise, who knows how many blocks he can get?
On April 4, the Sun returns to Phoenix.
It couldn't be better to end at home, and the opponent is still the old friend Spurs.
The losses suffered in the closing game last year are still vivid, and Popovich has lingering fears, so he gave gifts.
GDP didn't come, so I stayed in San Antonio for physical therapy...
The sun is also polite:
92:106
Got the No.60 six victories, remained unbeaten in the regular season, and the NBA's longest winning streak finally came to an end!
The Suns and the Spurs joined hands to end early, while most teams still have one more game to play.
The league has 4 games scheduled for April 26...
As soon as the regular season is over, it's harvest time again!
Tu Man happily opened the exchange system, and a golden piece on the honor wall flickered:
Player of the week, player of the month, rebounding leader, block leader...
No scorer!
Tuman played 66 games in the regular season, and the average data per game is:
18.6 points, 17.5 rebounds, 8.2 blocks, 2.7 assists.
The scoring is ranked outside the [-]th place, and it is still behind Rudy Gay, Joe Johnson, Brandon Jennings and other unknown people...
How could there be a scoring champion?
The scorer is-
Kobe Black Mamba Bryant!
This is very interesting. In the last final game, the Thunder ended one day earlier than the Suns.
Kevin Durant temporarily ranks first with 28.0 points per game.
The second is Kobe, only less than 0.1 points.
The Lakers ended one day late, and as long as Kobe scored 38 points on the King's head, he could overtake Durant and win the third scoring title of his career.
But Kobe dismissed this. He thought it was not in line with the Mamba spirit to overtake the opponent by 0.1 points. The first two scoring leaders were 30+ points. Isn't the third 28 points a bit shabby?
Besides, Durant is a junior.
Kobe is preparing to rest for the closing game.
When Tu Man was scanning the rankings, he discovered this problem, and the attributes of the shit-stirring stick were overwhelmed.
Feeling tied for five kings with Adu, a bit of a drop in price?
Just call Kobe:
"Old poisonous snake, I heard that you want to give up the scoring champion?"
Kobe scolded:
"Bastard boy, what old poisonous snake, give you a chance to say it again?"
Tu Man laughed and said:
"I can't even get the scoring champion, what is it if it's not an old poisonous snake?"
Kobe smiled:
"Don't provoke me yet, once you are provoked, I will change my mind!"
Tu Man said:
"Then I'll wait and see, don't let me be tied with that kid Durant, the price has dropped dramatically!"
Hang up the phone and call Cousins again:
"Cousin, give Kobe some water tomorrow so he can score more points!"
Cousins' eyes widened:
"Are you going to play with the Lakers next season?"
Tu Man scolded:
"Fart, what kind of brains are you talking about? I just don't want Durant to win the scoring title, so you can't help me, otherwise next season, hehe..."
Cousins immediately swears to the sky that the water will flood Jinshan.
So, in the closing game, Kobe took half of the Lakers' shot rights. With Cousins' vague inside guard, he kept hitting the basket. The audience:
He made 40 of 27 shots, 7 of 4 three-pointers, and 8 of 7 free throws. He scored 65 points, 7 rebounds, 3 assists, and 3 steals.
Lead the Lakers to win the game 116:103, and let their scoring average become——
28.5 points!
If you want to exceed it, just exceed it a little bit more, 0.1 is nothing, 0.5 is almost the same...
Get the third career scoring champion!
Tied with the rebounding king and blocking shot king Tuman, it becomes:
Kobe is the scoring leader, Rondo is the assists leader, Paul is the steals leader, is that right?
Tuman's data in April has declined significantly, but the Suns have a full win bonus, and the Western Conference teams generally have a thin record in April, and the best this month is still not lost.
Thus:
One month is the best, five pieces of meat.
Best for three weeks, three pieces of meat.
A rebounding king, ten pieces of meat.
One block king, ten pieces of meat.
With the addition of the 38 pieces of meat in stock, there are now 66 pieces. The wealthy little landlord, Tuman, is smacking again.
Desperately waiting for the arrival of ALS——
Come here, come here...
(End of this chapter)
Salt Lake City.
Tu Man was soundly asleep when suddenly his cell phone rang.
Push it off and go back to sleep.
Ring again, press again.
It's still ringing, press it or not, it's endless, isn't it?
Tu Man didn't know what to do. He picked it up and looked at it. It was actually a video call from Emma, and he lost all sleepiness in an instant.
A pair of 40-meter-long scissors flickered in my mind...
Connected to the video, and said without watching:
"Emma, I was wrong, I was wrong everywhere, I was wrong, I was wrong..."
Before I finished speaking, I looked up:
On the opposite side, Emma was wearing a Hanfu, with a plum blossom on her forehead, her black pupils were as clear as autumn water, and her red lips were gorgeous. She said:
"Officer, I miss you!"
Tu Man had a lot of words stuck in his throat, and his heart was poked.
"Emma, I'm a scumbag."
Emma sighed and said aggrievedly:
"Yes, but I just like you, so what can I do?"
Tu Man never expected that Emma, who has always been strong, would actually use such a weak way in this matter?
How wronged does she feel when she talks like that?
He felt more and more guilty.
Tu Man's heart was broken, and he said firmly:
"Emma, I swear, if I..."
Emma interrupted him:
"No, no, no, don't swear, God is listening, don't talk nonsense!"
Tu Man scratched the back of his head, and said embarrassingly:
"Anyway, I don't do that anymore."
Emma sighed, with tears in her eyes, and said weakly:
"Don't say that, you athletes are always full of energy, and you are different from others. I am always away, and you are forbidden to go out for surfing, and it will suffocate you. I will feel bad..."
Seeing her aggrieved expression, for an instant, Tu Man felt that he was heinous.
This kind of person should be pulled out and shot for 10 minutes!
"Emma, just wait, I'll buy a ticket right away!"
Emma wiped her eyes and forced a smile:
"Don't come here, I'm here to shoot fairies, it can't be like taking medicine..."
This girl knows everything!
Tu Man didn't dare to speak anymore.
Emma suddenly asked:
"Tu Man, do you like me dressed like this?"
Tu Man hurriedly said:
"luv't!"
Emma smiled and blew a kiss:
"Go to sleep, isn't it still daylight in Salt Lake City?"
This girl is really clairvoyant!
Tu Man came to the window with his mobile phone, let her watch the night scene for a while, and said wretchedly to the camera:
"Emma, next time I will show you the night view of Salt Lake City, okay?"
Emma gave him a charming look. She was sitting on the rabbit, but she suddenly lifted her skirt, and hung up the video before Tu Man could speak.
Tu Man was dumbfounded, why is it another string of beads?
How did Emma know again!
Tu Man tossed and turned all night, his mind was full of all kinds of beads...
If you don't sleep well, the Jazz will be out of luck.
Paul Millsap and Al Horford, two guys who don't have much friendship, are bullied by him to the point of being shooting guards...
Fortunately, Gentry accepted it as soon as he saw it, and pushed Tu Man back to the bench in time.
Otherwise, who knows how many blocks he can get?
On April 4, the Sun returns to Phoenix.
It couldn't be better to end at home, and the opponent is still the old friend Spurs.
The losses suffered in the closing game last year are still vivid, and Popovich has lingering fears, so he gave gifts.
GDP didn't come, so I stayed in San Antonio for physical therapy...
The sun is also polite:
92:106
Got the No.60 six victories, remained unbeaten in the regular season, and the NBA's longest winning streak finally came to an end!
The Suns and the Spurs joined hands to end early, while most teams still have one more game to play.
The league has 4 games scheduled for April 26...
As soon as the regular season is over, it's harvest time again!
Tu Man happily opened the exchange system, and a golden piece on the honor wall flickered:
Player of the week, player of the month, rebounding leader, block leader...
No scorer!
Tuman played 66 games in the regular season, and the average data per game is:
18.6 points, 17.5 rebounds, 8.2 blocks, 2.7 assists.
The scoring is ranked outside the [-]th place, and it is still behind Rudy Gay, Joe Johnson, Brandon Jennings and other unknown people...
How could there be a scoring champion?
The scorer is-
Kobe Black Mamba Bryant!
This is very interesting. In the last final game, the Thunder ended one day earlier than the Suns.
Kevin Durant temporarily ranks first with 28.0 points per game.
The second is Kobe, only less than 0.1 points.
The Lakers ended one day late, and as long as Kobe scored 38 points on the King's head, he could overtake Durant and win the third scoring title of his career.
But Kobe dismissed this. He thought it was not in line with the Mamba spirit to overtake the opponent by 0.1 points. The first two scoring leaders were 30+ points. Isn't the third 28 points a bit shabby?
Besides, Durant is a junior.
Kobe is preparing to rest for the closing game.
When Tu Man was scanning the rankings, he discovered this problem, and the attributes of the shit-stirring stick were overwhelmed.
Feeling tied for five kings with Adu, a bit of a drop in price?
Just call Kobe:
"Old poisonous snake, I heard that you want to give up the scoring champion?"
Kobe scolded:
"Bastard boy, what old poisonous snake, give you a chance to say it again?"
Tu Man laughed and said:
"I can't even get the scoring champion, what is it if it's not an old poisonous snake?"
Kobe smiled:
"Don't provoke me yet, once you are provoked, I will change my mind!"
Tu Man said:
"Then I'll wait and see, don't let me be tied with that kid Durant, the price has dropped dramatically!"
Hang up the phone and call Cousins again:
"Cousin, give Kobe some water tomorrow so he can score more points!"
Cousins' eyes widened:
"Are you going to play with the Lakers next season?"
Tu Man scolded:
"Fart, what kind of brains are you talking about? I just don't want Durant to win the scoring title, so you can't help me, otherwise next season, hehe..."
Cousins immediately swears to the sky that the water will flood Jinshan.
So, in the closing game, Kobe took half of the Lakers' shot rights. With Cousins' vague inside guard, he kept hitting the basket. The audience:
He made 40 of 27 shots, 7 of 4 three-pointers, and 8 of 7 free throws. He scored 65 points, 7 rebounds, 3 assists, and 3 steals.
Lead the Lakers to win the game 116:103, and let their scoring average become——
28.5 points!
If you want to exceed it, just exceed it a little bit more, 0.1 is nothing, 0.5 is almost the same...
Get the third career scoring champion!
Tied with the rebounding king and blocking shot king Tuman, it becomes:
Kobe is the scoring leader, Rondo is the assists leader, Paul is the steals leader, is that right?
Tuman's data in April has declined significantly, but the Suns have a full win bonus, and the Western Conference teams generally have a thin record in April, and the best this month is still not lost.
Thus:
One month is the best, five pieces of meat.
Best for three weeks, three pieces of meat.
A rebounding king, ten pieces of meat.
One block king, ten pieces of meat.
With the addition of the 38 pieces of meat in stock, there are now 66 pieces. The wealthy little landlord, Tuman, is smacking again.
Desperately waiting for the arrival of ALS——
Come here, come here...
(End of this chapter)
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