The toughest man in the NBA
Chapter 260 Listen, the Sound of the Sea Crying
Chapter 260 Listen, the Sound of the Sea Crying
On April 4, the first round of the second round.
Rick Carlisle is completely at a loss for what to do, winning more and losing less in his 12 years as head coach.
Even if he lost, he had never been so desperate.
In Detroit, in Indiana, in Dallas, he has always been so witty and calm, but this sun is so perverted, he is helpless!
In the face of absolute strength, tactics have become flamboyant.
No matter how you change your tactics, the opponent will lose ten times with one force, what can you do?
Losing by a full 80 points in the last game, Erwa, who is far away in Dallas, has already turned the table, threatening to lose like this, and the prize money for the playoffs will be used to buy dog food...
You know, NBA players are not paid for playing in the playoffs.
The salary is paid according to the regular season, and no matter how far the playoffs go, it is voluntary work.
However, although there is no salary, there are bonuses!
Due to the impressive ratings of the playoffs, the league will allocate a part of the broadcast revenue, set up a playoff bonus pool, and distribute it according to the team's performance. The championship has the most championships and the fewest rounds.
In fact, it's not a lot. There are more than 1000 million points for 10,000 teams. Even in the first round, there are hundreds of thousands. When the teams dominate, there are more than [-] people and tens of thousands of people, which is more than most people in a single regular season game The salary is much higher!
This is also one of the reasons why the teams in the playoffs are willing to work hard. Although the superstars look down on this little money, they are rushing for honor. Role players are very realistic. The farther they go, the richer the bonus will be!
Before the start of the playoffs, the second baby has announced that the new aid Lamar Odom has nothing to do with the bonus, and he has not been activated.
This kid was spoiled by the Lakers. He smoked big cigarettes or took small blue pills every day. He sleepwalked as soon as he played a game. The whole person was useless.
Now that the situation is so bad, are you threatening the player's bonus to feed the dog?
And the morale of the fart!
Rick Carlisle could only show the demeanor of a champion coach and delivered a two-hour passionate speech in the visiting team's locker room, hoping to awaken the Cowboys' champion heart.
The bonus is not stable, so chicken soup comes together.
The home team locker room is fun.
The players bet on today's point difference one after another. Tu Man even drew a hundred on the whiteboard and threw out ten thousand dollars himself, which was confiscated by Gentry in an instant.
A small gamble is pleasant, but a big gamble hurts the body.
You kid has passed!
Gentry is going to throw a wave of water today, after all, he has to go to Dallas to play two games, the massacre is too much, the fans there may not be able to bear it, so don't make a riot...
It was immediately announced that Tuman only had 5 minutes.
Hide it for me!
Tu Man just smiled and didn't lose his temper. He has been digging a well for the past two days and it has been very nourishing. The hostility in his heart has long since dissipated...
The game started quickly and Rick Carlisle learned his lesson and put Terry in the starting line-up:
Kidd, Terry, Marion, Nowitzki and Haywood
Taishanghuang was refrigerated.
You can't attack, you can't attack, you can't defend, and there is no LeBron on the opposite side. What do you need?
The Suns also changed their lineup.
In the last game, Iguodala was reserved on the bench, but he didn't play for 1 minute. The Mavericks collapsed at the beginning, and he had no chance to show up!
So, Gentry put him in the starting lineup this time, and put Hill away by the way:
Nash, Iguodala, Battier, Tuman, Yao Ming
It is true that Tu Man only played for 5 minutes, but in these 5 minutes, he blocked Nowitzki three times and Marion three times, leaving the Mavericks without a point!
When he was replaced by Yi Jianlian, the Mavericks did not slow down.
In the first quarter, the Mavericks made 18 of 4 shots, 8 of 1 three-pointers, and no free throws.
Exactly the same as the previous game, the first quarter was spent:
9:36
In the second quarter, Gentry replaced Yao Ming, Yi Jianlian and Nash with Robin, Channing Frye and Dragic, and Battier and Iguodalado played more than half of the quarter.
The Mavericks still haven't seen any improvement.
16投3中,三分球6投1中,罚球4发3中。
Only 10 points are credited for a single quarter.
Seeing that the Mavericks had no fighting spirit, Gentry felt relieved and practiced with the third team in the second half.
The final score is:
59:105
The calf's bonus is probably really fed to the dog.
Facing opponents of this level, the proud Suns didn't even go to Dallas to adapt to the venue in advance.
Has been on vacation in Phoenix, no training!
Tuman was also happy and leisurely, taking Cirvanas around to fight wildly, not afraid of lightning strikes at all, determined to go on the road of the scumbag forever...
On the morning of May 5, the Solar Expeditionary Force boarded the bus bound for Texas.
At the same time, the NBA officially announced the best defensive player of the season——
Butchery!
Among the 121 reporters who voted, Tu Man won 121 first votes, successfully defending his title with an absolute advantage of 605 points, and became the first unanimous DPOY in NBA history.
Following him are:
With the exception of Tyson Chandler, Serge Ibaka, Dwight Howard and LeBron James, everyone else received less than 1 percent of the vote.
Erlianzhuang DPOY, the system gave another 15 pieces of meat, and the total inventory reached 73 pieces!
He was a little depressed when Frieda didn't plan to go to Dallas with him.
Now looking at the shining pieces of meat, Tu Man was happy again.
Frieda has a show in Los Angeles, and she has to rest for a week, otherwise, her modeling career will be ruined if she walks out of the 11th road that her six relatives don't recognize...
The NBA is also a crap stick. They actually chased Dallas with the Bill Russell Cup, and in front of the Cowboys who were slaughtered for 80 points, they awarded the best defensive player in the center of the court at such a critical moment in the opening game. prize!
Can you imagine, what kind of fucking feeling did the Dallasites have when Tuman raised the trophy?
Tu Man suffered the most violent boos in his career——
He actually had a look of enjoyment on his face!
The fans in Dallas are going to eat people. If Mark Cuban hadn't sent additional security guards temporarily, a stadium violence that shocked the world would have been inevitable.
This is not finished.
After the Suns players played, the Dallas people discovered that the three guys Nash, Yao Ming, and Hill didn't come?
This is the playoffs, and the Suns are taking turns!
The silicone in Mark Cuban's chest is about to explode. Since his debut, has he ever been so underestimated? Who are you insulting?
In this atmosphere, every time Tu Man blocked a shot, the fans in the stadium erupted with deafening boos, cursing and hammering on the back of the chair...
This made Tu Man even more excited, and he put his hands next to his ears again and again:
Hear the cry of the sea!
Appeared in front of the Mavericks players like lightning again and again, leaped up like a devil, and slapped away the basketball he just threw...
Before the first quarter was over, he took out thirteen caps!
The Mavericks players were full of resentment, and when they finally ran into the second team, they quickly confessed to being cowardly, isn't the wretched development not good?
It's okay, what are you doing to provoke this devil!
(End of this chapter)
On April 4, the first round of the second round.
Rick Carlisle is completely at a loss for what to do, winning more and losing less in his 12 years as head coach.
Even if he lost, he had never been so desperate.
In Detroit, in Indiana, in Dallas, he has always been so witty and calm, but this sun is so perverted, he is helpless!
In the face of absolute strength, tactics have become flamboyant.
No matter how you change your tactics, the opponent will lose ten times with one force, what can you do?
Losing by a full 80 points in the last game, Erwa, who is far away in Dallas, has already turned the table, threatening to lose like this, and the prize money for the playoffs will be used to buy dog food...
You know, NBA players are not paid for playing in the playoffs.
The salary is paid according to the regular season, and no matter how far the playoffs go, it is voluntary work.
However, although there is no salary, there are bonuses!
Due to the impressive ratings of the playoffs, the league will allocate a part of the broadcast revenue, set up a playoff bonus pool, and distribute it according to the team's performance. The championship has the most championships and the fewest rounds.
In fact, it's not a lot. There are more than 1000 million points for 10,000 teams. Even in the first round, there are hundreds of thousands. When the teams dominate, there are more than [-] people and tens of thousands of people, which is more than most people in a single regular season game The salary is much higher!
This is also one of the reasons why the teams in the playoffs are willing to work hard. Although the superstars look down on this little money, they are rushing for honor. Role players are very realistic. The farther they go, the richer the bonus will be!
Before the start of the playoffs, the second baby has announced that the new aid Lamar Odom has nothing to do with the bonus, and he has not been activated.
This kid was spoiled by the Lakers. He smoked big cigarettes or took small blue pills every day. He sleepwalked as soon as he played a game. The whole person was useless.
Now that the situation is so bad, are you threatening the player's bonus to feed the dog?
And the morale of the fart!
Rick Carlisle could only show the demeanor of a champion coach and delivered a two-hour passionate speech in the visiting team's locker room, hoping to awaken the Cowboys' champion heart.
The bonus is not stable, so chicken soup comes together.
The home team locker room is fun.
The players bet on today's point difference one after another. Tu Man even drew a hundred on the whiteboard and threw out ten thousand dollars himself, which was confiscated by Gentry in an instant.
A small gamble is pleasant, but a big gamble hurts the body.
You kid has passed!
Gentry is going to throw a wave of water today, after all, he has to go to Dallas to play two games, the massacre is too much, the fans there may not be able to bear it, so don't make a riot...
It was immediately announced that Tuman only had 5 minutes.
Hide it for me!
Tu Man just smiled and didn't lose his temper. He has been digging a well for the past two days and it has been very nourishing. The hostility in his heart has long since dissipated...
The game started quickly and Rick Carlisle learned his lesson and put Terry in the starting line-up:
Kidd, Terry, Marion, Nowitzki and Haywood
Taishanghuang was refrigerated.
You can't attack, you can't attack, you can't defend, and there is no LeBron on the opposite side. What do you need?
The Suns also changed their lineup.
In the last game, Iguodala was reserved on the bench, but he didn't play for 1 minute. The Mavericks collapsed at the beginning, and he had no chance to show up!
So, Gentry put him in the starting lineup this time, and put Hill away by the way:
Nash, Iguodala, Battier, Tuman, Yao Ming
It is true that Tu Man only played for 5 minutes, but in these 5 minutes, he blocked Nowitzki three times and Marion three times, leaving the Mavericks without a point!
When he was replaced by Yi Jianlian, the Mavericks did not slow down.
In the first quarter, the Mavericks made 18 of 4 shots, 8 of 1 three-pointers, and no free throws.
Exactly the same as the previous game, the first quarter was spent:
9:36
In the second quarter, Gentry replaced Yao Ming, Yi Jianlian and Nash with Robin, Channing Frye and Dragic, and Battier and Iguodalado played more than half of the quarter.
The Mavericks still haven't seen any improvement.
16投3中,三分球6投1中,罚球4发3中。
Only 10 points are credited for a single quarter.
Seeing that the Mavericks had no fighting spirit, Gentry felt relieved and practiced with the third team in the second half.
The final score is:
59:105
The calf's bonus is probably really fed to the dog.
Facing opponents of this level, the proud Suns didn't even go to Dallas to adapt to the venue in advance.
Has been on vacation in Phoenix, no training!
Tuman was also happy and leisurely, taking Cirvanas around to fight wildly, not afraid of lightning strikes at all, determined to go on the road of the scumbag forever...
On the morning of May 5, the Solar Expeditionary Force boarded the bus bound for Texas.
At the same time, the NBA officially announced the best defensive player of the season——
Butchery!
Among the 121 reporters who voted, Tu Man won 121 first votes, successfully defending his title with an absolute advantage of 605 points, and became the first unanimous DPOY in NBA history.
Following him are:
With the exception of Tyson Chandler, Serge Ibaka, Dwight Howard and LeBron James, everyone else received less than 1 percent of the vote.
Erlianzhuang DPOY, the system gave another 15 pieces of meat, and the total inventory reached 73 pieces!
He was a little depressed when Frieda didn't plan to go to Dallas with him.
Now looking at the shining pieces of meat, Tu Man was happy again.
Frieda has a show in Los Angeles, and she has to rest for a week, otherwise, her modeling career will be ruined if she walks out of the 11th road that her six relatives don't recognize...
The NBA is also a crap stick. They actually chased Dallas with the Bill Russell Cup, and in front of the Cowboys who were slaughtered for 80 points, they awarded the best defensive player in the center of the court at such a critical moment in the opening game. prize!
Can you imagine, what kind of fucking feeling did the Dallasites have when Tuman raised the trophy?
Tu Man suffered the most violent boos in his career——
He actually had a look of enjoyment on his face!
The fans in Dallas are going to eat people. If Mark Cuban hadn't sent additional security guards temporarily, a stadium violence that shocked the world would have been inevitable.
This is not finished.
After the Suns players played, the Dallas people discovered that the three guys Nash, Yao Ming, and Hill didn't come?
This is the playoffs, and the Suns are taking turns!
The silicone in Mark Cuban's chest is about to explode. Since his debut, has he ever been so underestimated? Who are you insulting?
In this atmosphere, every time Tu Man blocked a shot, the fans in the stadium erupted with deafening boos, cursing and hammering on the back of the chair...
This made Tu Man even more excited, and he put his hands next to his ears again and again:
Hear the cry of the sea!
Appeared in front of the Mavericks players like lightning again and again, leaped up like a devil, and slapped away the basketball he just threw...
Before the first quarter was over, he took out thirteen caps!
The Mavericks players were full of resentment, and when they finally ran into the second team, they quickly confessed to being cowardly, isn't the wretched development not good?
It's okay, what are you doing to provoke this devil!
(End of this chapter)
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