Hong Kong Movie: Pretty Boy and Bad Guy

Chapter 67

Dong Yi found that he couldn't help but feel envious of Zhu Chuncai in front of him, and thought to himself: "What a pity, I can only watch but not sit. I'm taking advantage of this damn ghost!"

Thinking of this, Dong Yi suddenly felt something was wrong, and a vague memory in his mind told him that maybe he could really sit in the car in front of him!

In his memory, he had seen an old Hong Kong movie, in which a woman pretends to be a ghost and rides a taxi in the middle of the night, thinking of whoring for nothing, but in the end she got out of the car and found out that the driver was actually the real ghost. Don't get it, the specific plot behind it is also ambiguous.

But the woman in the video did arrive at her destination in a hearse.

Then Dong Yi looked at the extended Rolls-Royce in front of him, and his thoughts immediately came alive.

So he rushed to Zhu Chuncai and asked, "Brother Zhu, can I take this car?"

"This... I don't know, I have never opened this thing so far!"

Dong Yi heard the words and was eager to try: "Why don't I try!"

"Brother Dong, please go ahead!"

Dong Yi rubbed his hands excitedly, reached out and touched the handlebars of the car, but he felt a loneliness, just like flowers in the moon in the mirror, invisible but invisible.

Dong Yi shook his head, scratched his head, and frowned: "Shouldn't it?"

After all, this is the world of movies. Since there are related plots in Laogang movies, it should be feasible, but why is it not possible when it comes to me?

Zhu Chuncai looked at Dong Yi's surprised look and said with a smile: "Brother Dong, why are you acting like this? It is said that humans and ghosts have different paths. You are a person in the upper world and cannot touch the things in the underworld. It is a normal thing. .”

"No! No! Then why can you touch the things in the world? Some ghosts are so good at punching and kicking that they can beat people with things!" Dong Yi was annoyed. In Uncle Lin's movie, her mother had a daughter. Ghosts do laundry and cooking.

"It's not all ghosts, only those who have become popular, stay for a hundred years like me, or die with great resentment.

Generally, little ghosts either take the opportunity to possess the unlucky people, or appear scary. "

Upon hearing this, Dong Yi told Zhu Chuncai what he knew about the film's plot.

Zhu Chun just listened to Dong Yi's words, thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "So that's the case, the woman you mentioned, Brother Dong, probably has bad luck, the three unknown fires on her body are not strong, and her intentions are not right.

A ghost friend couldn't see it, so he secretly communicated with him and played tricks on her! "

"Psychic!" Dong Yi was surprised and surprised, curious: "Psychic? How about a psychic method?"

"The so-called psychic has existed since ancient times. In ancient times, some masters of the Tao asked the gods to come to the mortal world to help them subdue demons, and some invited gods to suppress and kill evil spirits.

Of course, more Taoist priests can only ask some lonely ghosts and Maoshen to help him do things.

And people and ghosts have psychic communication, and there is also a normal conversation between you and me like ordinary people. "

"Then can you be like that ghost driver, let me sit in this car, it's best to be able to drive!"

"It's feasible, but I don't know if it will be successful!" Zhu Chuncai clasped his hands in a relaxed suit.

Dong Yi looked at Zhu Chuncai in doubt, shrugged his shoulders and frowned: "You say yes for a while, and you say no for a while, what exactly do you want?"

"Brother Dong, don't worry, just like what I said just now, the reason why the ghost friend can play tricks on the woman is because the woman's luck is not good, and the three nameless fires don't show up, so the ghost friend uses his innate supernatural powers to communicate with the psychic, and teases and tricks her." she.

As for Brother Dong, are you..." Zhu Chuncai looked at Dong Yi with hesitation on his face and fear in his eyes.

"How to say?"

"Brother Dong, your complexion is becoming more and more blurred the more I look at it, and the three nameless fires on your body are even more vigorous. I can't guarantee whether you can succeed in psychic communication!"

Dong Yi hesitated for a while after hearing this, muttering in his heart, and after a while he finally said: "Why don't you give it a try, or forget it if it doesn't work."

Zhu Chuncai nodded, muttered in his mouth, put his sword finger on his chest, then pointed directly at Dong Yi, and said: "Proficient in spirit and sensitive to things, moving with spirit and nuanced!"

Dong Yi felt an inexplicable chill running from his back to his forehead, just like a sudden gust of cool wind blowing when he didn't cover himself with the quilt when sleeping at night.

In an instant, Dong Yi involuntarily shuddered, and stood up with goosebumps all over his body. After a while, the uncomfortable coolness disappeared. Dong Yi touched his body and found that it was the same as usual. He asked ignorantly To: "How's it going?"

"Brother Dong, you can try it yourself."

Hearing this, Dong Yi nodded, then came to the hearse, carefully touched it with his hands, and with a click, he really opened it!
The corners of Dong Yi's mouth raised uncontrollably, and his eyes were full of excitement. At this moment, he felt that he had opened the door to a new world. In the future, when he buys a car, he can get a Rolls-Royce for a few dollars. Save money!
Apart from anything else, Dong Yi couldn't wait to get into the car and found that it was no different from the real car. He touched the steering wheel with his hands and shook his head in amazement. However, the temperature inside the car was extremely low, and the steering wheel in his hand was abnormally cold. It will heat up in no time.

But when I thought about it, I immediately felt relieved. After all, I was riding a hearse, and I let you drive a Rolls-Royce of the underworld, so there is nothing to complain about.

At this time, Dong Yi really wanted to step on the accelerator and have a real hearse drift!

Looking around with satisfaction, Dong Yi secretly sighed: "If you talk about the Hong Kong movie screenwriters, they all have a lot of brain holes, and they are pitted, but some of the brain holes are pretty good. According to the situation, it seems that there is something wrong. head……"

But at this moment, a drunk man staggered over in the alley, holding a wine bottle in his hand and smelling of alcohol.

Passing by Dong Yi, he stopped suddenly, stretched his neck and widened his eyes, and saw a person sitting in the alley hanging in the air.

Eyes that were red from drinking, blinked vigorously, then looked in disbelief, then hurriedly restrained, stared in a daze and said: "Hehehe...you can drink too much..." Before finishing speaking, he burped, smoked Zhu Chuncai immediately hid away.

Then he muttered inarticulately: "You can see people flying, it's fun... fun..."

Then he staggered and walked towards the corner of the alleyway. After a while, there was a burst of violent footsteps, and the wailing burst like a pig.

"Ghost~~~"

Seeing this, Dong Yi looked at Zhu Chuncai in surprise.

He pursed his lips and asked quickly: "That person thought I was a ghost. How could he see me?"

Zhu Chuncai nodded, and then said: "That's right, there is nothing Zhu can do. If Brother Dong insists on taking this thing, so as not to disturb others, it is best to go to some place where there are no people."

"Then you don't have any way to make me invisible?"

Zhu Chuncai shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands: "Brother Dong, making people invisible is not a ghost method, but an immortal method, and unless Zhu becomes an immortal, it is impossible.

The reason why Zhu was able to communicate with Brother Dong was because of supernatural powers, and it was the talent of a person who became a ghost after death, so Brother Dong should not make things difficult. "

The wishful thinking failed, Dong Yi knew that he couldn't drive the hearse to perform the levitation technique on the road, it would cause a lot of sensation, maybe there would be a car accident along the way.

He got out of the car with a sigh and looked at the Rolls-Royce beside him, Dong Yi was unwilling: "I'm going, I thought that I would just pay a few dollars for a car in the future and go to the paper-making shop, but I still have to work hard for a long time." Save money, be happy for nothing."

(End of this chapter)