Green Dragon

Chapter 745 Slash 37 in a single game!

769. 37 slashes in a single game!

The first day of May 2017.

At the BBC Television branch building in Manchester.

Host Gary Lineker started his program as usual:
"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the last month of the 2016-17 season. I am Gary. Sitting across from me is still the Jamie you are most familiar with, and another Gary."

Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville nodded towards the camera as a greeting to the audience.

The three of them sat comfortably on the couch, with no coffee tables or tables in between, it was a complete talk show.

"The Premier League has entered the 35th round. With the championship already belonging to Liverpool, there are only three suspense in the league that can attract everyone's continued attention."

Lineker raised one finger after another:
"First, Liverpool is locked in the first place, and Chelsea is firmly in the second place, so who will be the third and fourth? Which two teams can follow the red and blue armies and get tickets for the Champions League next season?
Second, the black cat Sunderland is definitely relegated, so who will be the remaining one and a half relegated teams?Middlesbrough, Hull City?Or Watford, Burnley?Who will fall into the abyss?
Third, Liverpool have won their 35th league victory, and their momentum looks completely unstoppable!So the question is, can they...can keep winning the season? "

"Yes!"

"No!"

The two guests spoke their answers almost simultaneously.

But the result surprised Lineker a little.

Because the one who said "yes" was a Manchester United star, but the one who said "no" was Liverpool's own vice-captain!

Neville glanced at his rival with disdain:
"Some people just like to accumulate character. Liverpool is in full swing this season. I don't think they will lose in the remaining three league rounds."

Carragher shrugged:

"Are you talking about the league? I thought you were talking about maintaining a complete victory on all fronts throughout the season! After all, my village is about to face the challenge of a super giant like Paris Saint-Germain. Thinking about it, I'm really a little scared." !"

This time, he got unanimous sneers from the two Garys, and the cameraman and director not far away even gave him the middle finger at the same time.

This guest, you added too much drama yourself!

Super wealthy Paris... When you say this phrase, doesn't your conscience hurt? ! -
"Look at this set of numbers on the big screen," Lineker turned slightly sideways:

"55 goals in 166 games, that's what Liverpool's Captain Loong achieved last season, averaging more than three goals per game.

At this time last year, we all thought that this was the best statistic in his personal career, and it would also be the brightest moment in his life, just like Messi’s crazy scoring efficiency in 2012, unprecedented and unprecedented By.

After all, the state of continuing to score crazy goals is always something that can’t be met. Long Shute’s ability to score so many goals last season has nothing to do with Liverpool’s Europa League competition-because in the Europa League, They will encounter many opponents who are obviously weaker than themselves, that is the best opportunity to score points, but this year they return to the Champions League, it will be much more difficult to score points.

But... it seems like we're all wrong, right, both of you? "

The expressions of the two guests were different: Neville shook his head helplessly, but Carragher laughed proudly, as if Lineker was praising him...

The numbers on the big screen add another set:
"57 games, 294 goals!"

"You read that right, this is Long Shute's scoring statistics this season, 57 goals in 294 games, averaging... 5.17 goals per game!"

Lineker knew the result a long time ago, but his voice was still full of shock:
"After double-killing Juventus in two legs, he led the team to three big victories, scoring six goals in a row at home, helping Liverpool sweep Tottenham Hotspur 7-2 and advancing convincingly to the football team. The final of the Total Cup; after that, they scored 15-0 and 13-0 with zero seals, defeated Crystal Palace and Watford respectively, and the captain of Liverpool scored in double figures in two consecutive rounds!"

Neville is still shaking his head:
"One game with 13 balls, one game with 10 balls... If I didn't know what program I was participating in, then I would definitely think I was watching a basketball game!
And...even in a basketball game, not all players can score 13 goals, right? !If converted, these 11 goals are equivalent to scoring 26 points by a single person! "

"Oh no," Carragher shook his head and denied his point of view, "I have carefully counted the way Long scored in this game. Of his 13 goals, only 2 occurred in the penalty area, so this should be 2 2-pointers and 11 3-pointers, add up...how much?"

As we all know, the mathematics ability of ordinary Europeans and Americans is not as good as that of East Asians, so the three of them calculated in a hurry for a long time, and finally knew the correct answer with the help of the program team's logistics staff:

2*2+3*11=37分。

"If you put Long Shute in the NBA, he scored 37 points at the peak, at most he would be at the level of Tracy McGrady or Anthony."

Carragher shook his head and said nonsense solemnly:

“不仅远远比不上乔丹（单场69分）、科比（81分）、詹姆斯（61分）、张伯伦（100分）这些传奇，甚至不如区区的汤普森（单节37分、全场52分），也就是一个三流球员吧。”

Neville jumped up from the sofa with a "thump", and he looked at Carragher viciously:
"Jamie, do you know what you look like now... how much you deserve to be beaten?!"
-
The age of 26 to 30 is often considered the golden age of professional players, and Long Shute has also reached his peak in this world.

This season, his physical condition is more stable than before. Except for missing the fourth round of the league against Leicester City, he played in the remaining 4 league rounds.

In addition to the league, the Champions League, the League Cup and the FA Cup, he has participated in every game and will definitely score goals.

Scored 57 goals in 294 games, averaging 5.17 goals per game. This is no longer the level of Messi + Ronaldo, but truly surpasses human beings!
Once upon a time, if you scored more than 30 goals in all competitions in a single season, you could be considered a superstar...

This standard was abruptly raised by Long Shute by 10 times!
If you can't score 300 in a season, what qualifications do you have to be called a superstar? ! -
When the BBC's "Today's Game" was broadcast, Long Shute accepted an exclusive interview with Sky TV at home.

Before the host had time to ask questions, he took out a lot of jerseys, scarves, postcards, and even a football from his bag...

"First of all, can you sign some names for me? We are all big fans of yours!"

Although Long Shute is approachable, he is not without airs.

He smiled, but did not take the signature pen handed over by the other party:
"Of course, after the interview, if I'm in a good mood, I can help you sign them all."

His trick is to use advance as retreat - if the reporter really wants to get his signature, then this interview must give Zulong boss face, and he must not dig a hole for him, otherwise he can of course refuse to sign.

The reporter couldn't understand the subtext. He nodded excitedly and started his work:
"You and the team have won 58 victories this season. Which one is the most satisfying or impressive to you?"

Long Shute smiled slightly:
"Next time."

He remembered that he had read such a similar short story in the textbook before the time travel. The first time he read it, he thought it was very compelling, but he didn't expect it to come in handy today.

And this answer is also very appropriate, without any abrupt feeling.

The next match... is the Champions League semi-final between Liverpool and Paris Saint-Germain!
The reporter continued to ask:
"Then who do you think is the strongest opponent this season?"

Long Shute continued to answer:
"next."

"You've scored 294 goals, which one do you think is the most important?"

"next."

Long Shute has given up thinking, this is really a convenient and versatile answer!

I only heard the reporter ask again:
"So... when will your 300th goal come? The next game, or the next game? Or the next game?"

Long Shute almost blurted out:

"Next time."

The reporter's eyes were about to go blind:

"You mean...the next game...you have to score at least six goals?! The opponent is not a cat or a dog, it is the Ligue [-] overlord Paris!"

Long Shute already regretted it.

He just wanted to curse MMP!

Damn reporter, you took me into a ditch!

But... I'm boasting so well, even with tears in my eyes, I still have to pretend!

I saw him nodding firmly:

"You can pronounce every word I say.

What happened to the Ligue [-] overlord?
What happened to the local tyrants in the Middle East?
Their home field... so what?
Yes, I, Long Shute... I'm going to pour them six goals at their home court!
If it wasn't an opponent with enough weight, I wouldn't bother to score my 300th goal this season! "
-
Grand Paris coach Emery, who was thousands of miles away, couldn't help but sneezed.

Damn it, why is the sky in the north suddenly overcast?

It seems to be thundering!

Which Taoist friend is this cultivating immortality to cross the tribulation?

Quickly collect the supernatural powers!

Don't hurt the innocent!
(End of this chapter)